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Do You Really Want to Know Where This Woman Was Caught Hiding a Gun?
You have three guesses to figure out where an Oklahoma woman was caught hiding a gun. And, no, she wasn’t hiding it in her purse.
After police officers took two women in Ada, Okla., into custody Monday morning, local authorities quickly discovered that something was really off with one of them.
“On the way there one of them tells the officer she has another hypodermic needle in her shoe, they remove that. The other arrestee says she needed to use the restroom. She repeats it,” Chris Ross, Pontotoc County DA, told KPLC-TV.
It didn’t take the authorities long to figure out why she needed to hit the head so badly.
“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.
To be more specific, there was a “wooden and metal item sticking out from Harris’ vagina area,” according to court documents.
“It was a five shot. It was loaded and as she turned around she saw more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks,” Ross said.
And here’s a total shocker: The aforementioned baggies contained meth.
“It would seem to be a very dangerous way to carry a loaded firearm. If it goes off it’s only going one place,” Ross said, making what could be the understatement of the day.
KPLC 7 News, Lake Charles, Louisiana
“Both women have long criminal records already and this time around will be charged with drug possession,” KPLC-TV explains. “Delancy also faces charges for trying to smuggle that gun into jail.”
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Comments (161)
joeslick
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:50pmI’ve heard of ankle holsters and I’ve heard of pocket holsters,buttttt……..
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The-Monk
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:52pmGives new meaning to…..
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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BARRYS_BEARD
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 2:06pmNo word on whether it shot its wad?
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Bill S.
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 3:04pmKind of gives a new meaning to CRACK ;-)
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shorelineliz
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 3:04pmGives new meaning to the word: **** sure.
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13th Imam
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 3:30pmShe won’t be happy till she puts someones eye out.
Penis Envy?
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paulwbrown
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 4:07pmThis would have been a real story if it had been Dirty Harry’s 44 magnum revolver!
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redfish52
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 4:13pmYes but you have heard of a p-shooter…..right.
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Navyguy62
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 4:58pmBut more importantly, was she using a condom?!
You can never be to safe.
Everybody knows ‘safe shooting’ is important.
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Dismayed Veteran
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 5:31pmThis makes the case that guns do more than kill you.
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Slice_Of_Life
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 7:25pmIf they keep looking through the $natch trap….they just may find Jimmy Hoffa……..
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bannedfromCNN
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 7:59pmThis is a ‘fishy’ story.
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SendTheMeteors
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 8:13pmWow, she must have been loaded. I hope she was using a condom.
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Wolfgang the Gray
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 8:41pmSHE IS the weakest link.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 10:47pmMEAT, that was almost funny. Welcome to the human race after all.
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Coloradozo
Posted on March 7, 2013 at 10:25amKind of redefines “shooting blanks” doesn’t it?
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rp454
Posted on March 7, 2013 at 11:56amIf the gun had gone off this would have been the best Darwin award ever.
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WhoSaidThat
Posted on March 7, 2013 at 2:34pmGives a new meaning to stick it where the sun don’t shine.
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bondroid
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:50pmSOOOO, not only do guns kill people, but apparently you can get an STD from them too…. Like GUNorrhea!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
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shorelineliz
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 3:04pmI love you. keep it up. smile.
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LakeHartwellSailor
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 3:06pmVery nice!
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PERSONALRESPONSIBILITY
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 4:05pmThat’s great.
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MIBUGNU2
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 6:27pm@bondroid
GUNorrhea!!! Can’t beat that one !! FUNNY. I was gonna’ use..
“Whatever smokes your shorts”…..She must have been walking
funny though… takes being a mule to a whole new level, HMMM??
and then again, Maybe Not !!! she looks pretty BIG… Just thought
of another one…. “Gun control”…NAAAAAA !!!! your imagination
can run wild on this one…..GOOD GRIEF !!!
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Tankertony
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 7:16pmNaw show’us dose perty teeth…..
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yanki161
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:45pmThat ith methed up.
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bondroid
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:58pmLoL!!
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Landon410
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:40pmnew form of abortion…….. works for early and late term, also takes care of the mother, for life……
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dbfox
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:32pmPlease tell it wasn’t a Colt 45 six shooter!
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KILLACOMMIE4MOMMY
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:48pmMy god…..what if it was a Taurus JUDGE!!!!!!
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snufy
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:48pmMaybe she could have hidden an AR-15 in there, too…with a 30 round magazineattached.
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MisterSarcastic
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:57pmMaybe they’ll find that half track the Army’s missing.
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MYoungblood85
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 3:36pmor a Ruger ,44 Super Blackhawk
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Dirtdigger67
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 7:34pmNo I will bet its a North American arms .22 they are all 5 shots and the pin sits on a dead part of the cylinder so the chance of it getting off is slim oh I mean going off.
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OldVet
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:30pmnow where did I leave that gun???
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bannedfromCNN
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 7:59pmHer ex also found his class ring in there…
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Schteveo
Posted on March 7, 2013 at 12:40am…and his best friend Dave was wearing it!!!
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00100111
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:23pmThis is one firearm I’m ok with the police destroying it. I’d feel hella sorry for anyone who bought it at auction. NO way you’re getting that thing’s funk out of it. Who wants a gun that smells like sour cream, old fish food, and sour milk?
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Broncobuster
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:49pmJust throw it in the dishwasher and set to Pots & Pans.
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DLV
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 2:38pm001- thanks for for giving me that image. It’s like you’re trying to make me a homosexual or something lol.
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SpeakSoftlyAndCarry
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 4:59pmOh Dude….Who the heck have you been dating?
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shorelineliz
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:21pmHay! Don’t blame the lady cause a handgun is now cheaper than a vibrator! A Girl’s got to have her toys now don’t she? BAHAHAHA!
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SpankDaMonkey
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:21pm.
At the hospital, Sir how did you shoot your junk off again?…….
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Stoic one
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:20pmYuk
pull that one in an emergency!
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shorelineliz
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:20pmThis gives a whole new meaning to the title “****** Monologues.” If only her ****** could talk about having a gun in her hoo ha. What a show!
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SpankDaMonkey
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:19pm.
Maybe it was a “Squirt Gun”………..
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 10:48pmLoL!
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TIMEBOMB
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:18pmShe should’ve asked her magnificent gay Marxist ruler to smuggle her weapon,I would’ve gladly smuggled a 500 magnum. I just had a romp with my SS man so I’m more than ready for the task as I stand here typing this.
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Fubared
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 2:13pmOne would have guessed you were hiding a stinger in there, sir.
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Schteveo
Posted on March 7, 2013 at 12:42amT – M – I Barry, T – M – I!!!
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djmaine
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:17pmI am speechless
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SpankDaMonkey
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:16pm.
I bet she was just trying to keep herself from being raped…..
Bad Kitty, Bad Kitty…..
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RestoreCapitalism
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:09pmIt’s a whole new avenue of concealed carry.
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shorelineliz
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 4:17pmand “**** trigger.” oh. my bad. did I say that out loud? sorry. pubic. omg. sorry blaze readers. did you say something? oh. wait. I am fishing something out of my coca cola. oh. my bad. sorry. you can’t say coca cola and fishing something out cause. What? Clarence Thomas hearings? I do not recall nor have I ever heard that before. To the best of my non recollections. And what? You did not put your cigar in what intern’s hoo ha? Oh. sorry. my bad. Can’t criticize a President or else. what? gosh. these low flying aircraft. so low. and……un……mannned…..and……….incoming! incoming! where is that dam gun of mine? Oh here it is. In between my copy of the Regina Monologues. Cause you can’t say “******” or “******” on The BLAZE cause God forbid we actually call a woman’s “******” a “******” and when you see all these “”"”"marks full of stars you will know I said a word for a woman’s body part which shall NOT be uttered on The Blaze! “******” “******” “******!”
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SpankDaMonkey
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:09pm.
There has got to be a joke about shooting fish in there somewhere……..
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RestoreCapitalism
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:13pmGood thing for her it wasn’t a long barrel.
Ever clean a gun with a pressure washer? Or maybe run it through the dishwasher a few times. The clothes washer would made a lot of noise…
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biohazard23
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:09pmEww…. Just…. ewww……
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MisterSarcastic
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:07pmYou’re in a fast food joint waiting in line. A robber comes in waving a gun and tells everyone to hit the dirt. You do so and then you look up and see her gun. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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shorelineliz
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:24pmyou say, “Holy Handgun Handle Sticking out of a Womans’ Hoo Ha Batman!” Then you go tell Boy Wonder to go on in there and retrieve the weapon. When he squirms that he only likes “boyz” you call him a “*****” and go get the firearm out of the Robin Boy Wonder. LMAO!
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tnman65
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:06pmI wonder if it was a snub nose?
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Fubared
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 2:14pm1911 long slide.
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jungle J
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:06pmanimals.
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Cavallo
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:05pmCriminals will always find a way to get a gun. The only way to stop them would be to start rounding them up in concentration camps. We know the left hungers for that kind of thing. It’s Bobo’s friend Bill Ayers wet dream.
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broper
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 1:01pmI’ve heard about crack cocaine… so this technically was crack meth… I won’t even touch the gun… literally.
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Dirtdigger67
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 7:39pm@broper one more reason not to do drugs you don’t know where they have been
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mlgunner
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 12:59pmew
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progressiveslayer
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 12:59pmShe’s lucky the weapon didn’t discharge,she would’ve got her rocks off.
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bannedfromCNN
Posted on March 6, 2013 at 8:01pm“Bang”.
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