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Celibacy, Infallibility, Must Work Sundays: Can You Guess Who This Fake LinkedIn Job Posting Is For?

Mar. 12, 2013 10:36am Becket Adams

So maybe you’re sick of your current job. Heck, in this economy, maybe you don’t even have a job. If that’s the case, the online networking site LinkedIn can be an invaluable tool for helping you advance your professional career.

And, you know, as Catholic Cardinals gather in the Sistine Chapel Tuesday to elect the next pope, you know who’s hiring? Check out the latest job profile making the rounds:

Fake LinkedIn Job Listing Advertises Position As Next Pope

Courtesy Mashable

Let’s see, possible cons involve celibacy and having to work on Sundays. But the pros to the gig are pretty good: You get to travel a lot and your referral bonus is “eternity.”

Seems like a pretty fair trade, right?

Okay, obviously the above is a fake and it has since been removed from LinkedIn. Still, it gave us a good laugh.

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Posted on March 12, 2013 at 5:19pm
Why do you have to be celibate to do all that? What ever happened to the concept “that which you do in secret, will be rewarded in the open”? This is why you have gay scandals in the church? Only one person had to be celibate, and he passed the test?

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pap pap
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 2:43pm
That was cool.

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AMRAAM2020
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 1:49pm
For babel it’s gonna be the ~”Catcher” of men~ with the most foul ball hits on the chin!! Maybe from the big city! LOL

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Disabledvet
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:59am
Well it is not the president, he cant do any of those. and work on sunday is out of the question, he doesnt work any day. He is another leeach, parasite, and moocher class person.

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- Lt_Scrounge
  Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:01pm
  Are you saying that we have a mixed breed child from an unwed mother living in a government owned house and collecting a government check in the White House?
  
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woodyee
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:21am
Hilarious.

I can’t wait to see the one for a Muslim Caliph – they haven’t filled that position in a long while.

Any takers?

I didn’t think so. COWARDS.

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- SeekerEmerald
  Posted on March 12, 2013 at 1:03pm
  I’ll post it if someone else writes it. I’m not as good with writing satire as I’d like to think.
  
  What’s the worst that can happen? They’ll hunt me down like a dog, and eliminate me and all of my immediate and extended family before returning for my neighbors and co-workers?
  
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phander88
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:16am
This would probably find a better Pope than the one who will be voted in. I say this because 2 of the Cardinals voting today have been relieved of their public duties because they were moving priest accused of child molestation to other parishes to cover the backside of the church. The one is Cardinal Regali from the Archdioese of Philadelphia. After the Priest coverup scandel broke, he was relieved of his duties. Now he is in Vatican City helping to choose the next pope. I feel this is the end of the Catholic Church as I know it.

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- woodyee
  Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:31am
  So is Roger Mahoney (we refer to him as Roger Mojones, pronounced moh-hoh-nes, which in some spanish street dialects, means pile of $h!t).
  
  Mojones was well-known here in the Los Angeles diocese as a liberal theologian, comforting and publicly defending illegal aliens, and privately comforting, aiding and abetting homosexual child-molesting frock-wearing dogs.
  
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SciPro
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:04am
Ha ha ha ha … “No Burning Bush” to call you to talk to God about this job … and get the invite or call, so .. no God call then? heh heh

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Stoic one
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 10:52am
That was cute.

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Zipit
Posted on March 12, 2013 at 10:46am
That’s pretty funny!!! Some good humor!

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- shorelineliz
  Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:10am
  That was darn funny. Especially about the “celibacy” part. I guess nobody from the USA, Canada, England or the rest of Europe applied. Bahahaha!
  
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- shorelineliz
  Posted on March 12, 2013 at 11:12am
  I love the ‘if you are a woman” bit too. Obviously bitter. Like my morning coffee. And my darling husband. Bahahahaha! And my last boss! Bahahaha
  
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