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Nevermind: Venezuela Won’t Be Embalming Hugo Chavez After All

AP
Venezuela has decided not to embalm the body of late socialist leader Hugo Chavez for permanent display after all.
Information Minister Ernesto Villegas said the government’s plan was scrapped on the advice of Russian experts.
“The Russian medical commission established that in order to do the procedure, the body would have to be transported to Russia and remain there for seven to eight months,” Villegas said Friday, according to CNN.
Venezuelan officials had initially said Chavez’s body would be preserved “for all eternity.” Acting President Nicolas Maduro acknowledged Wednesday that scientists had determined the process would be “quite difficult” and that doing so was “highly unlikely.”
Chavez died March 5 after battling cancer.
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Comments (92)
banjarmon
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 2:40pmMay Chavez ROT in PIECES!
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MIBUGNU2
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 3:09pmHell, after 8 months who would pay the freight back ??
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wilsonj72
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 4:44pmAmen
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DIR
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 8:21pmWhat a dirty shame. They’re so use to conning the common folk, I’m surprised they didn’t get a wax cast maker from Madam Tussaud’s wax musium to do an authentic replica of Hugo and put that on display as the real thing. They could have put a halo around his head and equiped him with wings for that angelic look.
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JGraham III
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 11:01amThe fear of death is the root of all human fears, or so says Hebrews. Jesus Christ came (in part) “to destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil.” This desperate attempt to deny death on the part of the Marxists; first with Lenin, then with Mao and now Chavez, is merely another vain effort to defeat death apart from the complete work of Jesus Christ. It is almost as if in their atheistic bravado they know deep down inside there really is a God and that they are on the wrong side of Him.
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Wumingren
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 3:39pmAdd your comments
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Wumingren
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 3:48pmSo, the Russians couldn’t do it. I wonder why the Chinese didn’t offer to plasticize him like they do all those Fa Lun Gong followers. They could make him an interactive display, allowing zealots to peel back layers to see what makes the dictator tick.
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Welcome Black Carter
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 4:25pmEnbalmer said ” no way to rid the corpse of the smell of sulphur” “overpowering” “Body dead too long” “one way trip to he$$”
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Live_Free_orDie
Posted on March 18, 2013 at 7:24pmCouldn’t fit his fat head in the Freezer!
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Truthmonster
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 2:27pmWhat to do. Where do we put the Billionaire donkey devil. Go to nearest restroom open lid insert and flush! He’ll be right at home.
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Southernsoul
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 2:20pmOnce again i am proven correct. i always thought that he would make good landfill. Even before he died.
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nesmond
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:57pmSo sad for me. I had started plans for a book entitled,”101 Uses For A Dead Dictator”. Oh well, back to the drawing board.
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Mr_doofus
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 1:37pmSave your ideas for Obama
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dlanod
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 2:36pmAdd your comments
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PAPPY72
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:54pmMarxists are such hypocrites. They decry religion and the tyranny of the bourgeoise, yet they treat their leaders like gods the way ancient egyptions treated pharohs. They make the so-called “bourgeoise” look like amatuers.
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woodyee
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 1:17amIt’s precisely how they think. Me, Me, ME!
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Ceefour
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:43pmJust a bit of trivia with which to amaze and mystify your friends…..Henry the Eighth hung around so lone,after his death, his honor guards couldn’t take the smell. He finally,literally, exploded from internal pressure build up. Is that anyway to treat a king/????
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Bavarian
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:24pmHe deserves a Christian burial along with Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc.
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123456beatriz
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 4:03pmNeither Lenin, Mao or Stalin were Christians. They were Marxist so = They do not believe in any deity only in themselves that’s it. The same Chavez although he always was using “Christians” words in his speech only for political purpose.
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Stoic one
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:19pmcompost pile..
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TJexcite
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:17pmThey don’t need the body and shrine to go to when they will mandate that his photo be in every room in the nation. Like in North Korea with Kim li sung and Kim Jung-li. They will have his likeness plasters everywhere for at least the next 30+ years. Over the door will be a Cross, picture of Jesus and and a picture of Hugo. Unless there is coup and they rip down his socialism for a different kind of socialism.
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david3755
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:11pmMy vote is for the SEALS to bury him. They seem to have the knack.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:29pmHey, they should send him to these guys. Would make for a great episode.
http://www.amctv.com/shows/immortalized
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ABRAXUS
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:12pmperhaps a nice nuclear war-global devestation-then perhaps sanity would return
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Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:03pmWhy not do it the easy way – feed his room temperature carcass to the hogs.
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Seth Patriot
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 3:05pmThen send the pork to Al Quaeda for a picnic.
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Raphiki
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 11:27amWhat do you have against hogs???
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banjarmon
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:00pmWhat will the libs do with BHO’s body when he passes? the sooner we see the better!!!
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paulwbrown
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:10pmThere will be the ascension first! After that, not sure.
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spirited
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 3:08pmBANJARMON
His food taster may have an opinion
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whatthecrazy
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:44amFinally,good news for a change.
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HOOT_OWL
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:41amVenezuelan officials had initially said Chavezβs body would be preserved βfor all eternity.β
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That wouldnβt have been necessary anyway ,He already has a prior plans for eternity ..
If he died the way he livedβ¦
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ThePostman
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:37amAny American Taxidermist could do a swell job. Guess they are lacking down there in socialist-land.
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geeman
Posted on March 17, 2013 at 1:01pmAnd id bet Sean Penn would be willing to pay for the work,so his best fiend could live forever!
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stopprintn
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:33amMaybe if they just sent the head, it could be done a little quicker.
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STREBOR
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:25amToo bad! Now, the left tard progs won’t get to have their picture taken next to all too dead Commandante.
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BlackCrow
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:24amAll good Communists deserve to be shark bait!
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orkydorky
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:36amI thought maybe Peta could embalm the Wal-Mart shark and he could keep Hugo company while the beloved lyes in state!
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paulwbrown
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:13pmIf it was good enough for Bil Laden, then it should be good enough for the Peoples’ Glorious Leader.
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Rayblue
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:22amHe must have had “Blah, Blah” insurance.
Six corpses ahead of you Hugie.
You’re not helping…
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Budrow
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:17amBury the sucker in the ground where he belongs and build a flashy marble monument “for all eternity” or until the elements eat the marble and be done with the guy. In the dirt is where he belongs.
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pissantno.10
Posted on March 18, 2013 at 12:06amhe does not have the proper EPA paper work jezzz
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COREZONE
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:16amI guess it turns out you can’t embalm a steaming pile of ****. Proof is in the pudding so they say.
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spirited
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:15amWhaaaat? –No human body preservation?
>A mannequin lay-in dummy would work
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The-Monk
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:12amWhat !!! Too difficult for their scientists do do? I was told their medical team was top notch.
Wait, he did have to go to Cuba for treatment. That turned out well; it really did !
11 days dead and almost forgotten. Love that socialism.
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RJJinGadsden
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:47pmHowdy MONK, Michael Moore should be so proud.
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circleDwagons
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:21pmMonk. Lying commies, he has been dead longer. Also veru stupid, why not jusr make wax figure and fake the whole thing?
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DadRocked
Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:50pmHey Monk…
He wasn’t dead for 11 days…
It just wasn’t reported until 11 days ago…
He’s been dead so long that his body was too decomposed to do anything…
Lib/Socialist/Communist propaganda still at work…
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