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Nevermind: Venezuela Won’t Be Embalming Hugo Chavez After All

Nevermind: Venezuela Wont Be Embalming Hugo Chavez After All

AP

Venezuela has decided not to embalm the body of late socialist leader Hugo Chavez for permanent display after all.

Information Minister Ernesto Villegas said the government’s plan was scrapped on the advice of Russian experts.

“The Russian medical commission established that in order to do the procedure, the body would have to be transported to Russia and remain there for seven to eight months,” Villegas said Friday, according to CNN.

Venezuelan officials had initially said Chavez’s body would be preserved “for all eternity.” Acting President Nicolas Maduro acknowledged Wednesday that scientists had determined the process would be “quite difficult” and that doing so was “highly unlikely.”

Chavez died March 5 after battling cancer.

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Comments (92)

  • banjarmon
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 2:40pm

    May Chavez ROT in PIECES!

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    • MIBUGNU2
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 3:09pm

      Hell, after 8 months who would pay the freight back ??

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    • wilsonj72
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 4:44pm

      Amen

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    • DIR
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 8:21pm

      What a dirty shame. They’re so use to conning the common folk, I’m surprised they didn’t get a wax cast maker from Madam Tussaud’s wax musium to do an authentic replica of Hugo and put that on display as the real thing. They could have put a halo around his head and equiped him with wings for that angelic look.

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    • JGraham III
      Posted on March 17, 2013 at 11:01am

      The fear of death is the root of all human fears, or so says Hebrews. Jesus Christ came (in part) “to destroy him that had the power of death, that is, the devil.” This desperate attempt to deny death on the part of the Marxists; first with Lenin, then with Mao and now Chavez, is merely another vain effort to defeat death apart from the complete work of Jesus Christ. It is almost as if in their atheistic bravado they know deep down inside there really is a God and that they are on the wrong side of Him.

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    • Wumingren
      Posted on March 17, 2013 at 3:39pm

      Add your comments

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    • Wumingren
      Posted on March 17, 2013 at 3:48pm

      So, the Russians couldn’t do it. I wonder why the Chinese didn’t offer to plasticize him like they do all those Fa Lun Gong followers. They could make him an interactive display, allowing zealots to peel back layers to see what makes the dictator tick.

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    • Welcome Black Carter
      Posted on March 17, 2013 at 4:25pm

      Enbalmer said ” no way to rid the corpse of the smell of sulphur” “overpowering” “Body dead too long” “one way trip to he$$”

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      Welcome Black Carter  
    • Live_Free_orDie
      Posted on March 18, 2013 at 7:24pm

      Couldn’t fit his fat head in the Freezer!

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      Live_Free_orDie  
  • Truthmonster
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 2:27pm

    What to do. Where do we put the Billionaire donkey devil. Go to nearest restroom open lid insert and flush! He’ll be right at home.

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  • Southernsoul
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 2:20pm

    Once again i am proven correct. i always thought that he would make good landfill. Even before he died.

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  • nesmond
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:57pm

    So sad for me. I had started plans for a book entitled,”101 Uses For A Dead Dictator”. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

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  • PAPPY72
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:54pm

    Marxists are such hypocrites. They decry religion and the tyranny of the bourgeoise, yet they treat their leaders like gods the way ancient egyptions treated pharohs. They make the so-called “bourgeoise” look like amatuers.

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  • Ceefour
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:43pm

    Just a bit of trivia with which to amaze and mystify your friends…..Henry the Eighth hung around so lone,after his death, his honor guards couldn’t take the smell. He finally,literally, exploded from internal pressure build up. Is that anyway to treat a king/????

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  • Bavarian
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:24pm

    He deserves a Christian burial along with Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc.

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    • 123456beatriz
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 4:03pm

      Neither Lenin, Mao or Stalin were Christians. They were Marxist so = They do not believe in any deity only in themselves that’s it. The same Chavez although he always was using “Christians” words in his speech only for political purpose.

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  • Stoic one
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:19pm

    compost pile..

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  • TJexcite
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:17pm

    They don’t need the body and shrine to go to when they will mandate that his photo be in every room in the nation. Like in North Korea with Kim li sung and Kim Jung-li. They will have his likeness plasters everywhere for at least the next 30+ years. Over the door will be a Cross, picture of Jesus and and a picture of Hugo. Unless there is coup and they rip down his socialism for a different kind of socialism.

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  • david3755
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:11pm

    My vote is for the SEALS to bury him. They seem to have the knack.

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  • RJJinGadsden
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:29pm

    Hey, they should send him to these guys. Would make for a great episode.
    http://www.amctv.com/shows/immortalized

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  • ABRAXUS
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:12pm

    perhaps a nice nuclear war-global devestation-then perhaps sanity would return

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:03pm

    Why not do it the easy way – feed his room temperature carcass to the hogs.

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  • banjarmon
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:00pm

    What will the libs do with BHO’s body when he passes? the sooner we see the better!!!

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  • whatthecrazy
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:44am

    Finally,good news for a change.

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  • HOOT_OWL
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:41am

    Venezuelan officials had initially said Chavez’s body would be preserved β€œfor all eternity.”
    ______________________________

    That wouldn’t have been necessary anyway ,He already has a prior plans for eternity ..

    If he died the way he lived…

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  • ThePostman
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:37am

    Any American Taxidermist could do a swell job. Guess they are lacking down there in socialist-land.

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    • geeman
      Posted on March 17, 2013 at 1:01pm

      And id bet Sean Penn would be willing to pay for the work,so his best fiend could live forever!

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  • stopprintn
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:33am

    Maybe if they just sent the head, it could be done a little quicker.

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  • STREBOR
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:25am

    Too bad! Now, the left tard progs won’t get to have their picture taken next to all too dead Commandante.

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    STREBOR  
  • BlackCrow
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:24am

    All good Communists deserve to be shark bait!

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    BlackCrow  
    • orkydorky
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:36am

      I thought maybe Peta could embalm the Wal-Mart shark and he could keep Hugo company while the beloved lyes in state!

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    • paulwbrown
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:13pm

      If it was good enough for Bil Laden, then it should be good enough for the Peoples’ Glorious Leader.

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  • Rayblue
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:22am

    He must have had “Blah, Blah” insurance.
    Six corpses ahead of you Hugie.

    You’re not helping…

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  • Budrow
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:17am

    Bury the sucker in the ground where he belongs and build a flashy marble monument “for all eternity” or until the elements eat the marble and be done with the guy. In the dirt is where he belongs.

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  • COREZONE
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:16am

    I guess it turns out you can’t embalm a steaming pile of ****. Proof is in the pudding so they say.

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  • spirited
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:15am

    Whaaaat? –No human body preservation?

    >A mannequin lay-in dummy would work

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on March 16, 2013 at 11:12am

    What !!! Too difficult for their scientists do do? I was told their medical team was top notch.

    Wait, he did have to go to Cuba for treatment. That turned out well; it really did !

    11 days dead and almost forgotten. Love that socialism.

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    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 12:47pm

      Howdy MONK, Michael Moore should be so proud.

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    • circleDwagons
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:21pm

      Monk. Lying commies, he has been dead longer. Also veru stupid, why not jusr make wax figure and fake the whole thing?

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    • DadRocked
      Posted on March 16, 2013 at 1:50pm

      Hey Monk…
      He wasn’t dead for 11 days…
      It just wasn’t reported until 11 days ago…
      He’s been dead so long that his body was too decomposed to do anything…

      Lib/Socialist/Communist propaganda still at work…

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      DadRocked  

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