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‘Kapooyow! Kapooyow!’: Woman’s Amazing Description of Hailstorm Goes Viral

Mar. 21, 2013 6:30pm

Texas was hit hard by damaging hailstorms on Tuesday, resulting in millions of dollars in damages. Houston’s KPRC-TV went out into the community to assess the situation and get some good eyewitness accounts. And boy did they get the latter.

In the middle of the rather low-key report, a very animated woman stole the show, using amazing sound effects to effectively describe what it was like living through the storm.

“Man! Those jokers was big!” Brookshire resident Michelle Clark said of the hail in an interview with KPRC-TV. “Size of a quarter, doggone!” she added.

Kabooyow! Woman Gives Amazing Description of Hailstorm in Interview With KPRC in Texas

Michelle Clark (KPRC-TV)

Clark said the sounds of the storm were unlike anything she had ever heard. “It said kapooyow! Kapooyow!”

“And boy, that hail just came in…I looked out my door and it started hitting me in my head, I took off running and ran to my restroom and then I called my momma to see if she all right.”

Watch the highly entertaining commentary via KPRC-TV below:

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  • hcerrito134
    Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:42am

    Nothing to see here, keep moving.Useless video.

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  • 666Sucks
    Posted on March 22, 2013 at 12:18am

    Blaze, you have outdone yourself in absolutely useless stories! Can’t you have a link that separates the vacuous mindless liberals who check in on us for their useless human non interest stories, so that we could have more time for real news?!?!

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    666Sucks  
    • sillyfreshness
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 1:54am

      Then they wonder why they can’t get ahead. More proof that voters need to take a civics test before casting a ballot. Keep out the uninformed.

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    • sillyfreshness
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 11:54am

      Many minorities bring their stereotypes upon themselves.

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  • CrismaFire
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 11:49pm

    I totally understood her I am surprised that some didn’t. She spoke normal but I am from Texas.

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  • LeadNotFollow
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 10:59pm

    Wow! That’s some serious Ebonics.
    She and the Obama-Phone woman need to do a video together.

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    LeadNotFollow  
  • loneindividual
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 10:46pm

    I understood every word. That is why it’s so funny!

    I worked in the South for months. I wouldn’t want to live there…but it’s a great place to visit.

    The South is THICK in every sense of the word.
    The food, the climate, the accent, the religion, & the people!

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    • Kiba
      Posted on March 21, 2013 at 11:09pm

      I guess some people can call it ebonics and some of us can call it something else. And as for the southern part Im from New Orleans and I don’t talk like I never learned the English language. Ever watch ‘Hard Core Pawn’? Funny how 99% of the people on that show talk like that and they are in Detroit. Is Detroit the south too? A hint: Its called “IGNANT” LOL.

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    • ConservativeAndProud
      Posted on March 21, 2013 at 11:17pm

      LONEINDIVIDUAL: Wow, you are an extremely myopic little person (do I need to post that definition for you?) and we are thankful you do NOT reside in our great state. We prefer those with intelligence and some semblance of common sense. BTW, Texas is technically part of the American Southwest not South.

      Most importantly, not even most Texans would understand what she is saying unless they lived in the hood and understood Ebonics. Most of us speak one of the following: West Texan, North Texan, East Texan, Central Texan, Gulf Coast Texan, Panhandle Texan or Tex-Mex.

      Pink Elephant. Sorry, she does not live in Sheila J. Lee’s district (but probably visits there, often). Brookshire is west of Katy on I-10, going towards San Antonio. It is part of Congressional District 111 (McCaul). Sheila’s district is part of downtown Houston and slightly north of the 610 loop.

      And, yes, most of us in the Houston area (and the rest of Texas) are making fun of both her Ebonics and ridiculous behavior. Especially since she thought quarter size hail was large. It was average sized to slightly larger hail for our area. No where near the largest we see and we see quite a bit of hail every year.

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    • MisterSarcastic
      Posted on March 21, 2013 at 11:57pm

      I’ve been all over the north too. You have no room to talk. Well, except for the food. It’s a wonder you people don’t starve to death. They couldn’t fry a chicken if it came with instructions.

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    • antiprogressive
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 4:27am

      Maybe she’s a little over excited to be on camera but I hear that type of language all the time.
      Memphis

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    • CanteenBoy
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:03am

      Washington, D(odge) C(ity) after that huge thunderstorm and resulting power outages:

      “Ain’t nobody can sleep up in dey houses.”

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    • DaveInFla
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:32am

      @ MISTERSARCASTIC; People still fry chicken???

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    • DaveInFla
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:35am

      @ CONSERVATIVEANDPROUD; OK, you made fun of her Ebonics, I am guessing however, that the reporters “busted out windows” did not provoke a second thought from you……. ;)

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    • ejizzle_69
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:39am

      speak for yourself dont take it upon yourself to try and advertise to the nation that we the people of the south are a bunch fat uneducated toothless stump jumping bible thumpers that just makes you a douche bag and whats wrong with having faith in god anyway now that you bring it up atheist might as well be satanist they are both going to hell its not our fault that when drive by media interveiws people in the south they go to the ghetto or some toothless redneck from the middle of nowhere and last time i check public education in the north was terrible

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    • MisterSarcastic
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 8:53am

      Actually, Dave, it’s called Carolina T-Bone.

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  • FlowerBell
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 10:30pm

    Acting up in front of an audience. America’s favorite pastime.

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  • LIBERTARIAN_CONSPIRATOR
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 10:23pm

    …and now…the REMIX!

    http://youtu.be/GJP9K2HZyxw

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  • woodyee
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 9:57pm

    As a public service, here’s a translation – yes, I speak Jive and Ebonics (L.A. schools, yo!)

    “Young lady, those hailstones were rather large, about the size of a quarter dollar. My dog took off. The hail spoke to me, in a most unusual language, then it began to come down strongly.. I opened my door, and the hail struck me upon my head! I began running! I ran to the lavatory and called my mother to make sure she was okay.”

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  • Proverbs17-12NLT
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 9:43pm

    Does she know she’ll be penalized under obamacare for all that FAT even though she voted for the conman?

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  • woodenputter
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 9:32pm

    …and again, our public system’s finished product, and the teachers want more money? This women should sue the school for an incomplete education.

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  • Max jones
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 9:00pm

    She’ll be offered a sit-com on see-B.S.

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  • DadRocked
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 8:47pm

    Thanks BLAZE for interpreting in print what the heck she had said…

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  • Gatekeeper
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 8:19pm

    The comments on The Blaze are about 90% stupid and lack total substance.

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    Gatekeeper  
  • RealmDweller
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:50pm

    Someone really needs to revisit their K-8 English lessons… It’s just sad that the media rewards it.

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  • Pink Elephant
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:41pm

    Just in case anyone’s curious, this was in Sheila Jackson-Lee’s district. I know .. what a shocker.

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  • Godfather.1
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:30pm

    The only reason TheBlaze posts stories like this because they know they will get a bunch of clicks, racist comments, and, thus, ad revenue.

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  • Judeo_Christian
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:11pm

    It would have been nice to have Barbara Billingsly there to translate Jive into English.

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    • ltb
      Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:20pm

      That’s funny. The way Liberals keep these people ignorant and dependent on the government is criminal.

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    • NeoFan
      Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:34pm

      I thought she was charming. God bless her heart.

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  • Taquoshi
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:56pm

    Five points for this woman. She got herself to safety and then called to make sure her mother was okay. Not bad, not bad at all.

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  • Small World
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:56pm

    If Obama had a sister she would sound like that.

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    Small World  
    • RobbieTLHughie
      Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:16pm

      Huh, I knew that The Blaze’s comments would be filled with comments about this woman that were shockingly offensive but I was hoping it would take a little more time.

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    • THX-1138
      Posted on March 22, 2013 at 8:29am

      @RobbieTLHughie

      The only thing “shockingly offensive” here is that the government “educated” this person and WE paid for it.

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  • STREBOR
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:51pm

    Lawdy! Sounds just like Shirley Q. Liquor………..

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:51pm

    I’ve seen this before….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCERfa8LcS4

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  • SpankDaMonkey
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:43pm

    .
    I was waiting for her to ax for some Obama money……

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  • DagneyT
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:40pm

    What is the relevance?

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    DagneyT  
  • chips1
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:39pm

    WOW!!!! She described it perfectly. Too bad they didn’t use subtitles for the rest of youse guys.

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  • go2gym
    Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:39pm

    She’s seen these interviews on youtube. She knows what happens next.

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