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The Reactions of Two Men Watching a Childbirth Video Will Have You Crying — From Laughter

Mar. 21, 2013 12:43pm Liz Klimas

Earlier this year, two European TV hosts showed us just how men react when they try to re-enact feeling some of the pain women experience in childbirth.

Now, two other men have filmed their reactions while just watching a birth video. The result is hilarious.

The video starts off with one of the young men expressing his slight exasperation before the video starts that it’s four minutes long. To which the other responds, ” you can’t give birth in a minute.”

We’ve paired some of the gentlemen’s choice quotes from the footage with their screenshots of reactions for your enjoyment, but be sure to watch the full video that we’ve posted at the end.

Two Men Watch Childbirth For First Time and Hilarious Video Shows Their Reactions

Man 1: “Wait, what? She’s standing? No. …She’s standing and giving birth.” Man 2: “What a champ.”(Image: YouTube screenshot)

Man 1: “Is it just going to fall out of her?” Man 2: “No, they’re going to catch it. …at least put a pillow, you know you gotta have a spotter.”

Man 1 and Man 2: “Oohhhhh!” Man 1: “Let me rewind a little bit.” (Image: YouTube screenshot)

No words (Image: YouTube screenshot)

Man 1: “You’re choking the baby. Let it out.” (Image: YouTube screenshot)

Man 1 and Man 2: “Oohhhhh!” (Image: YouTube screenshot)

Again no words. (Image: YouTube screenshot)

Other good lines:

Man 1: “How do you stand that?”
Man 2: “I am now a feminist.”
Man 2: “Dude, I don’t want to know what’s on the other end of that umbilical cord inside of her. I think her heart is connected to it.”

After only witnessing these few minutes of childbirth, both men admit that they don’t think they would be able to be in the delivery room in the future. And yet, Man 1 says “Let’s watch another.”

Here’s the footage (Content warning: some strong language and conversation that might be considered graphic):

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(H/T: Daily Mail )

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teddyc73
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:42pm
I hope to never witness the miracle of birth.

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- ktmrider1
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 9:16pm
  I have witnessed my childrens birth and it will make you beleive in god
  
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LameLiberals
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 5:25pm
Too staged.

These 2 guys say …OMG she is pooping and pretend to gag. I bet they didn’t gag watching “2 women and a cup”.

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- 4xeverything
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 6:25pm
  Hey, everybody poops!
  
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Southernsoul
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:46pm
Obviously products of our modern education system. Otherwise, they would have had some idea of what was going to happen long before they saw the video.
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- JQCitizen
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 8:31pm
  My thought while watching them precisely! WHAT are they teaching in these sex-ed classes? I want my tax money back!
  
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- nweb
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 11:17pm
  I watched “The Miracle of Life” in high school. I never actually saw the birth scene in its entirety because I was too busy laughing at the boys sitting next to me who looked like they were going to throw up.
  
  But seriously- how old are these boys? How could they NOT know what was going to happen? The one guy saying, “Just show us your v-a?” Yeah, cuz during childbirth, that area of a woman’s anatomy looks so arousing.
  
  Having given birth to three children, I can say that it is very messy, but it is still a very awesome thing to have that little one. I remember begging my hubby not to look down there during the first one because I was so sure he would never want to touch me again. Considering we’ve had two more kids, I guess I had nothing to worry about.
  
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garbagecanlogic
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:41pm
The word “men” is inappropriate, these are just little boys!

Praise Be To Obama. Psalm 109:8

The U.N. Out Of The U.S.
The U.S. Out Of The U.N.

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Shrug
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:26pm
My wife is a doula. She’s seen some pretty funny husband reactions, but these were hilarious.

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- shorelineliz
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:50pm
  Best video EVER!
  
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LeadNotFollow
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:14pm
Why is this video even posted on The Blaze?

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- teddyc73
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:41pm
  For a little fun and levity. Relax.
  
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stablepar
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:10pm
they are probably wasting a little time in between bestiality classes

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ScottyJ
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 3:42pm
The headline states “Two Men Watch Childbirth.” Whatever…I’m not a bit convinced they’re actually men. And if they are, they should turn in their cards.

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- Mapache
  Posted on March 22, 2013 at 9:00am
  If you need to carry a card, you’re not.
  
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JTX
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:53pm
Obama Voters.

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Jsor2112
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:41pm
Had to watch something like this back in high school, was the class right B4 lunch …. skipped lunch that day. Childbirth a beautiful thing but I would only want to watch my child being born.

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- RabidPatriot
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 3:27pm
  Watching a childbirth is only a good time if you were the one that put it there nine months before. Even then, it’s hard to watch an area that you had so much fun with being mistreated by the doctor and your new child. Every time my children have a birthday, I smack them in the crown of the head.
  
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Oknowwhat
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:13pm
“The reaction of two men watching a childbirth video” is the headline. Really? Just be honest with the headline & change it too; Two GLBT boys get grossed out by the actual birth of an actual human being!

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pushinginto
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:52pm
Gotta love ‘slow news day news’ on the Blaze. It’s the best.

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:03pm
  lol… there’s a woman in rural Tennessee that had FAR too many Pink Flamingos on her yard back in 2011…. story coming up in 5- 4- 3- 2 -…….
  
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- teddyc73
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 7:41pm
  It’s just a fun little video for some laughs dude, relax.
  
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irishgalartist
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:51pm
I wish our children would realize just what we went through to bring them into this world. Maybe all young teens should see a birthing video!

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- SuttonShimai
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:40pm
  One time when I subbed, the teacher left me with the birthing video to show the students. The kids were all screaming and I laughed through the whole thing. I’ve given birth to five children, the last one in an ambulance with no drugs.
  
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Lord_Frostwind
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:42pm
My father once gave me a bit of advice, “Son, if the doctor ever asks you if you want to go down and look at the ‘miracle of birth,’ just say no. Stick to being your wife’s moral support, and let the people who are trained and paid do their job.” and that was from a man who has been the first responder on all manners of horrific auto fatalities.

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- Eastinfection
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:00pm
  your pop is/ was a wise man.
  
  “permanently, intimately traumatized” describes most men that subject themselves to witnessing birth as if it is a requirement.
  It is not.
  Ladies… if you want your man to be permanently aroused by you… you will not pressure him to do this !!
  
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- DLV
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 3:20pm
  East- blissful ignorance. I’ll take it. I don’t want to become a homosexual after this. Lol
  
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- Hotconchick
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:14pm
  My husband had a whole new profound respect for me and he watched the birth of our child. To each their own I guess.
  
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HollyRye
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:41pm
On the way home from Lamaze class, after watching “the video.” Dead silence in the car. I finally say, “So, what did you think of the video?”
My husband replies, “What did YOU think?”
“I thought that was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life!”
“Oh, thank God! So did I!!!”
And we laughed and laughed and laughed.

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taintso
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:39pm
Can’t be any more painful than crapping a bowling ball.

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- Hotconchick
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:13pm
  That’s pretty much what it feels like…
  
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SUNTZU
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:37pm
I have helped 8 mothers birth 9 babies.Two were mine.
Men if you want to know what it feels like
Take your lower lip , pull up and over your head and pull down
make sure you cover both ears
Yep that should just about do it…
If your old lady gives birth twice,you will know for sure
she loves you…

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- woodyee
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:43pm
  Was that Joan Rivers or Carol Burnett?
  
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- SUNTZU
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:52pm
  Don’t remember.but it was a good one
  
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jp2feminist
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:30pm
If this is how the younger generation is going to react to childbirth, then we are in big trouble!

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antitheism
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:19pm
To the woman he said, “I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.”

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- Not Quite
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 4:10pm
  WTF are you talking about?
  
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woodyee
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:14pm
I watched my children being born.

As to these two clods…it was funny watching them, but at best, they’re effeminate metrosexuals. “I am now a feminist.”

Give a man a break!

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Eastinfection
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:11pm
I didn’t do the Yogi Berra thing when my kid was born.

The Doctors asked “why?”…. i said i didn’t want to be permanently intimately traumatized.

They nodded in approval.

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MidWestWingedOne
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:11pm
Teens should see a childbirth video. They need to understand the consequences of their actions AND the beauty of life. Well, okay, it’s not all the beautiful but it is LIFE. Parents should teach their children. I applaud these young men for stepping up and having a looksie.

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- Bonnieblue2A
  Posted on March 21, 2013 at 2:28pm
  Show them the video, copies of OB-GYN and hospital bills, weekly bills for infant care, and projected college tuitions.
  
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right-wing-waco
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:11pm
I videotaped my grand-daughter being born. (Yes, all of it) Very interesting and I can’t help believing that life is a miracle.

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yaya
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:04pm
That was funny….especially when one guy gagged! Childbirth isn’t for sissies! Maybe watching a couple of childbirth videos should be mandatory for teenagers.

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Rhalitra
Posted on March 21, 2013 at 1:00pm
I guess that’s one way to prevent teenage pregnancy. Lol xD

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