The Lengths to Which This Guy Went to Impress the Girl He ‘Really Liked’ Will Astound You (It Backfired Big Time)
Guys tend to go out of their way to impress a pretty girl. The average dude might hold open a door, pull out a chair or pay for dinner to let a girl know they are one of the good ones.
But one Arkansas man took it a step too far in his bid to convince his love interest that he was heroic — by staging a fake rape attempt. Not only did he stage a fake rape attempt, the fake rape attempt was aimed at the girl he “really liked.”
Earlier this week, 26-year-old Jeffery Tyler Siegel and a woman told police they had been attacked while walking back from something called the lookout pavilion in Jonesboro, Ark. The couple told police that a man wearing all black and holding a large knife emerged from the woods and told Siegel, “You can go; but your girlfriend stays.”
The woman, reacting normally, took off on foot. However, Siegel stayed back heroically to fight the “attacker.” At least that’s what he told police. He claimed the apparent rapist slashed him twice on the chest and the wrist before he grabbed him and kneed him in the stomach, emerging victorious. It was at this point, that he says he ran away.
Police were unable to find the “attacker” anywhere. Police called in Siegel in for an interview about the incident and something just didn’t sit right with Detective Mike Branscum.
A police report states that “Tyler was texting just before the assault.”
More from KAIT-TV:
Eventually Siegel agreed to meet with the detective. According to the report, he initially told the same story. But the detective said he could “tell from his body language” that Siegel, who was also “very nervous,” was withholding something.
Siegel began to “shut down” and became “verbally unresponsive,” Branscum reported.
After several minutes, Branscum said he would not file charges if Siegel would just tell the truth.
According to the report, “At that point he finally confessed that he lied about the incident.”
Siegel told the officer he “really liked” the woman and “felt that if he did something like this it would help him with his chances with her.”
Luckily for Siegel, he was not charged in the incident and the case is now closed.
Unlucky for him, the woman he wanted to hook up with is not impressed. She told the news station that the attack seemed “very real.”
She also took a shot at Siegel, saying what he did “was not very heroic.” Unsurprisingly, he’s got no chance at a second date.
Via ABC News:
(H/T: Gawker)
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Comments (59)
Whitehouse Mouse
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 9:57pmoicu814me2
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 9:40pm
Wow! My wife would have shot him full of holes.
Congratulations. You won this talkback.
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DangerousFreedom
Posted on March 23, 2013 at 6:48amYou messed with the wrong guy this time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcglk0A4zpA
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oicu814me2
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 9:40pmWow! My wife would have shot him full of holes.
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KEELHAULUM
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 9:39pmLet me get this straight. You think that you are such a loser that this girl you really like, will only like you if you appear to save her from a knife wielding attacker, there by looking like a hero.
You’re over thinkin’ it stooge.
Next time just try acting like a man. You know, be respectful, be polite, don’t swear in her presence, when she talks to you actually listen to her. Share your time, your thoughts and your ice cream with her.
If she is beautiful, tell her so, everyday. Instead of drinking with your friends, opt to spend time with this beautiful creature sent from above. If she doesn’t recognize a decent and honorable man that is truly interested in her,…flee, she is not worth your time and effort. Life is short do not waste her time or yours.
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Vision Harry
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 8:18pmWow, Had he tried that on my wife, she would have unloaded her little pistola into his guts. Not terribly bright.
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sparkyrules
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 7:53pmHe must have British heritage?lol
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Bonnieblue2A
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 7:44pmSounds like the guy has some serious self-esteem and control issues that the first thing he wants to do is paint for this gal some image of him as her rescuer. Run away from guys like this, don’t walk, RUN!
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KickinBack
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 7:15pmJust turn around, and walk away McFly.
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Proverbs17-12NLT
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 7:04pmLucky for the attacker she left her scissors in the car.
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Southerner01
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 11:55pmShe forgot to pee on him.
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Proverbs17-12NLT
Posted on March 23, 2013 at 12:33amor herself
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termyt
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:34pmHe has a brilliant career as a politician ahead of him. Then it doesn’t matter if he gets caught doing something really stupid.
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mrspeedwagon
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 10:11pmDemocrat politician only
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GBTVFan_Non_American_Overseas
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:30pmThey were very lucky nothing happened!!……..this is the classic thing that just goes really bad with somebody leaving the scene in a body bag…….”What could possibly go wrong?”
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Stego
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:27pmThat’s a common thing to do in Asian countries.
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loneindividual
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:16pmSounds alot like our government.
They’re all dumbasses
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The_Fifth_Column
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:16pm40 miles down the road from me….LOL. What a dumb Sh@#.
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ITGuy
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 10:27pmYeah me too. I should be ashamed but this is the small potatoes to some crap i’ve seen here.
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flatbroke
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:16pmtry Flowers man, just flowers roses every woman likes roses FCOL!
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Frederick_Douglass_Republican
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:12pmOweblamer voter
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MisterSarcastic
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:02pmHis co workers are gonna give this guy heII. As they should.
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drs1969
Posted on March 23, 2013 at 12:05amI was thinking in-bred trust fund baby.
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lynda1276
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:58pmTry flowers and candy next time.
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hi
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 8:35pmhaha!
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Eastinfection
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:42pmIf you’re going to attempt to seduce your love interest, via manipulation, you better be pretty sure- ahead of time- that she/ he’s a moron.
Of course everyone tries to manipulate- on a conscious or sub-conscious level- ….. but, damn, some folks are stupid..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzQveWWvK88
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AquamanSucks
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:05pmEast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UbtcmjfKa8
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Eastinfection
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:25pmLOL AQUA….. to this very day, i fear revealing my favorite color to anyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS8Mg-JWSg
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Excomunicatedmarine
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:38pmMacho Man ………..
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pavepaws
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:29pmIf she had been packing, different story.
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woodyee
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:29pmWhat a wipe-wad!
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chips1
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:25pmWhat a Democrat.
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Kisses6350
Posted on March 23, 2013 at 4:07pmRhino or Elephant, That’s a Man for you!
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WARRIORSCROWN
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:19pmwhat I can’t say dumb**S?? but the guy above can say what a douche? How about I compromise with dumbdouche!
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Eastinfection
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:47pmThat must be new. I have never had trouble writing “ass” here?…..
Oh… i get it. You wrote one of the two nasty “C’s”…. like “****”.
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hatchetjob
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:26pmThe Blaze doesn’t want anyone to be offended. Isn’t that nice? As though we live in such innocent times. Right.
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WARRIORSCROWN
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:16pmdumbass
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WARRIORSCROWN
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:21pmlol now you allow it…
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Gorp
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:50pmSometimes it takes a while for comments to get posted.
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Gorp
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:58pmSee? My comment took almost 15 minutes to get posted. I think it all depends on the traffic on the website.
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Eastinfection
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 6:20pmBeep, beep….
switch-lanes dumbass!
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wildwop
Posted on March 22, 2013 at 5:14pmwhat a douche!
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