We know you have a lot of choices when it comes to watching botched fuel heists every day, and so we want to assure you that the decision to watch ​this ​one is a good one. Another way to put it: If you watch one video of a botched fuel heist today, make it this one.

The below happened at a Caltex station in Mount Warren Park near Brisbane, Australlia, last week. In short, the couple was apparently trying to steal gas — and surveillance video captured it all.

It opens with a woman filling up her gas tank:

Bungled Gas Heist in Australia Cuaght on Surveillance Video

But quickly an attendant becomes suspicious (you pay for your gas after filling up at that station) and starts to loiter around the vehicle to take a closer look at the woman and her companion’s license plates:

Bungled Gas Heist in Australia Cuaght on Surveillance Video

With no warning, the woman’s companion hits the gas with the hose still attached, launching her into the air and sending gas spilling out of the now-detached hose:

Bungled Gas Heist in Australia Cuaght on Surveillance Video

Bungled Gas Heist in Australia Cuaght on Surveillance Video

Bungled Gas Heist in Australia Cuaght on Surveillance Video

Bungled Gas Heist in Australia Cuaght on Surveillance Video

Bungled Gas Heist in Australia Cuaght on Surveillance Video

Now here’s the video:

But the incredible story doesn’t end there. According to The Australian, the couple actually has thus far gotten away with the crime.

“Investigations are continuing and there’s no charges,” a police spokesman told the outlet.

And apparently it’s an epidemic. The police added that such dine-and-dash-like heists are common in the region.

“It does cost us a hell of a lot of money,” the gas station owner said.

But at least this one provided some laughs, too.

(H/T: Gawker)