Glenn Beck’s radio co-host Pat Gray loves to impersonate Secretary of State John Kerry, and on Friday, he took the impersonation to a whole new level, mockingly laying out future U.S. “strategy” in Kerry’s voice.
“This is one will have the Ruskies stumped,” Gray began confidently in a pompous, bravado-filled tone. “After damaging the lives of seven, a total of seven of the Russian horde by freezing nonexistent bank accounts, we decided to do something even more vicious.”
“Look how bossy these Ruskies and the red horde have always been,” he said. “What we’re going to do is ban the word ‘bossy’! We’re going to ban it. Then they won’t ever be able to boss around the Ukraine again!”
When Beck interrupted to say that’s not how it works, Gray paid him no mind and continued: “It doesn’t stop there, Glenn. Because we’ve always decided to ban the words: invasion, assault, incursion, annexation, war, terrorism, hunger, thirst, deprivation, ickiness, leprosy, heartbreak … and conservatism.”
“Put that in your pipe and smoke it!” Gray concluded triumphantly. “With one fell swoop we brought peace and justice to the planet.”
The segment mocked what Beck and his co-hosts see as unbelievably inept foreign policy by Kerry and the Obama administration, and the “ban bossy” campaign that made headlines last week.
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