“Hey IRS! Don’t target me, bro!”

“You f**k! You spoiled f**k! Spoiled f**k! Do it again, and you’re dead.”

Ka-boom.

“It was a pleasure and a privilege to meet such a brave young man.”

“This is Manhattan, everybody seems to have something else to do.”

Hint: It involves the teleprompter.

“It hit so close to home,” he said. “It was tough to see.”

“God’s not done.”

Drip. Drip. Drip.

“Why did you mislead me and my colleagues?”

National Weather Service confirms: Tornado was top-of-the-scale EF5 twister

Oops.

“To this day, I can hardly believe I was capable of such violence.”

“I couldn’t imagine losing my kids’ pictures.”

“I love you, I love you, please don’t die with me, please don’t die with me.”

“…potentially devastating to both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.”

“Wouldn’t you want to know in real time if an intruder or worse, a child is handling your gun?”

“He also said he didn’t inform reporters about the discussions earlier because he hadn’t been asked ‘precise’ enough questions.”

Plead the Fifth.

“Everything’s new.”

“When four Americans die serving this country, that’s not a joke, sir.”