$33 Million Bounty Response — Al Qaeda Offshoot Offers 10 Camels for Obama…20 Chickens for Clinton
- Posted on June 10, 2012 at 12:49am by
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The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new $33 million bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton.
“Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary,” said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.
Earlier this week, the U.S. offered a total of $33 million through the State Department’s Rewards for Justice program for information leading to the capture of seven different Shabaab leaders, including Khalaf.
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Truth and Justice
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:11amWatch out there are Somalis out there who would do it for 7 camels.
Report Post »kryptonite
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:32amNo matter. I want my fair share.
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:36amJust how much do camels cost? Maybe get a pool going to add Holder and Van, for 20 camels?
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 9:05am13th,
that would be five a$$es and five donkeys …five for one and five for the other
Report Post »4xeverything
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 10:54amNow, someone correct me if I’m wrong but, I heard that camels in the middle east are like stray cats here. They pretty much just roam free and are harnessed and ridden when needed and in the mean time they just kind of hang out on the outskirts of towns. I don‘t know it’s just something I heard.
Report Post »G-WHIZ
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 11:03am…And they’ll pay US a thousand cammels to keep JoeBieden!! :-)
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:53pm@ 4X…Back in 1990,91, I was in Saudi Arabia. I saw camels just roaming in groups in the desert.
Report Post »@leftfighter
Posted on June 11, 2012 at 10:38amTalk about depreciation…
Chelsea was worth 20 cows and 40 goats? http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=80116 but Shrillary is only worth 20 chickens?
Report Post »@leftfighter
Posted on June 11, 2012 at 10:39amAlthough, I’m not certain, if the rumors are true, Hillary would probably be more interested in the 10 hens than the 10 c0cks.
Just sayin’.
Report Post »cloudsofwar
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 7:47am10 camels???? now thats value.
Report Post »hidden_lion
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:02am20 chickens for Hillary….that is funny.
Report Post »loriann12
Posted on June 11, 2012 at 6:17amThat’s 10 chickens and 10 c o c k s. Where are you going to get 10 c o c k s that what Hillary?
Report Post »streetrodder
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 7:37amWhat about goats?
Report Post »Angel_light
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 11:15amdon’t you remember? their goats are too valuable to give up. they don’t want to give up their playthings
Report Post »jeezpeeps
Posted on June 11, 2012 at 1:51amCould I get one cammel and one chicken for voting against those two. Oh heck… I guess if that were to happen… we’d be up to our necks in cammels and chickens come November!!! Oh no!? It’s all a vest conspiracy… the muslims are planning in smothering us in cammels and chickens! That’s how they are planning to do it.
Report Post »BurntHills
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:50amonly ABC would think the Alqaeda was “mocking” a reward… but in that part of the world, that‘s a pretty nice reward isn’t it. — didn’t the polygamous muslim african obama “Sr” buy his first wife with a just few cattle and goats. bet he would’ve loved a few camels.
Report Post »BurntHills
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:35ama reward of camels and chickens? doesn’t Alqaeda know where DC is?? nah, not worth the aggravation, what would we do with even one camel? and we already have enough chickens.
Report Post »kryptonite
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 7:48amSpeak for yourself.
Report Post »G-WHIZ
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 11:05amThey’ve come home to roost…in DC!
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:21amJust goes to illustrate that even these people have a sense of humor, and about the same disdain for 0bama, and Hillary as many of us do. Although, considering the country, the price might be a bit steep.
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:39amRumor has it Hil prefers hens.
Report Post »EqualJustice
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 10:44amHAHAHA The Hilster! She is brash.
Report Post »rawmilker
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 11:25amHillary & Moose obama fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down….along with Jarrett
Report Post »azghost
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:12amThe problem is giving them Mr Obama and Mr Clinton all we give them is a herd of donkeys, they may demand their chickens, camels and roosters back and return the herd of donkeys. We are trying to thin out the herd of donkeys in America don’t need them back!
Report Post »Moozmom
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:05amThis is where the rubber meets the road. Even though I disagree greatly with President Obama and Clinton’s political ideology and their secular foundations, I do not want America to sit by idly and watch them being threatened. They are, after all, citizens of this country and if you threaten one of my employees (and, make no mistake, Obama and Clinton are our employees), sending in a force to reckon with these terrorists is fine with me. Oh, I forgot! If you want to water board the terrorists, you have my seal of approval too.
Report Post »kryptonite
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 7:57amI’m not sitting by idly, Moozmom. Not a chance. I’m ROTFLMAO.
Report Post »spikebu
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 5:38am10 chickens and 10 roosters against 33 million dollars….I gotta go with the fowl. Meat and eggs versus paper to start the fire? Wow. Here we go, folks.
Report Post »spikebu
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 5:55amBTW, that is way too many roosters. Make it 2 roosters and 18 hens. There’s a deal!
Report Post »Dougral Supports Israel
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:08amSince we’re trading in livestock I propose they double the number of camels and we send them all the donkeys and RINOs in Congress also.
Report Post »spikebu
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:16amI bet they even know how to cook them.
Report Post »kryptonite
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:15amThrow in all the screaming flamers. That’ll be 20 more hens.
I’m starting me a farm. Yup, there’s plenty to trade…
Report Post »G-WHIZ
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 11:09am33-mill….in Federal-Reserve Notes! Are we shure our-$$$ are worth that much in cammels and chickens??
Report Post »ChrisTex
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:57amWhatever, but you can’t have Bill Clinton til after the election.
Right now he’s to valuable to the Nobama movement.
Report Post »Diane TX
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 4:29amI agree. Bill Clinton really, really, wants Obama to lose in 2012, for many reasons. Clinton wants to remain “top dog” as the only recent Democrat President to be elected to two terms. He also wants Hillary to run in 2016, instead of Joe Biden, believing that the American Public will be sick of Romney by then.
Report Post »spikebu
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:05amExcept, they were talking about Hilliary, not Bill.
Report Post »spikebu
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 6:10amSorry, I don’t even know who Hilliary is!
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:47amI hope that the Secret Service protection details are on the job; do not put it past an Al Queda nutjob to take up the challenge to collect. God above help us, what would happen if Biden makes it into the POTUS in place of Obama? Or how high would the howls for blood arise if a terror band did manage to strike at one of our goverment leaders (no matter how despised they are)?
Report Post »MCDAVE
Posted on June 12, 2012 at 3:00amYou got to be joking ….
Report Post »MCDAVE
Posted on June 12, 2012 at 3:12amIf ridding ourselves of Obama only cost 10 camels ,I need to start raising camels,..the chickens I already have
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:19amLet’s make a CounterOffer: we will send them a Herd of Camels… if they take the Czars & Cabinet… too!
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:25amOh… and a Special: Van Jones!
Report Post »jabatten
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 2:54amMaybe they meant a 20 pc bucket from KFC. That would be a great deal then!!!
Report Post »jabatten
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 2:51amUbama and Clinton aren’t worth ONE CAMEL or ONE CHICKEN…..DEAD OR ALIVE!!! They need to re-think their bounties and make better offers….like A FREE BIG MAC COUPON or a FREE WENDY’S FROSTY!
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:06amSounds like a good deal to me, too!
Report Post »jabatten
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 2:49amUbama and Clinton aren’t worth ONE CAMEL or ONE CHICKEN…..DEAD OR ALIVE!!! They need to re-think their bounties!
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:07amWe’ll throw in Hillary… for Free!
Report Post »MCDAVE
Posted on June 12, 2012 at 3:04amThrow in a pair of Air Jordans. and Obama has a serious threat to contend with
Report Post »Diane TX
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 2:33amI don’t know, 10 camels and 20 chickens might be highly valued by people whose minds still live in the twelfth century.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:12amA Camel… is both Transportation & Food. Just remind them… we do not Pick Up nor Deliver!
Report Post »AmazingGrace8
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:56pmTheir minds and many of the population do live in the 12th century and depend on WIND & SOLAR. If Pres. Obama & this admin is re-elected in November, many Americans will not have chickens or potatoes to trade for food (no food-stamps because few people working to pay for this luxury) because of the loss value of our dollar. I am not laughing because of the seriousness of our economy..heck awhile back there were stories of cattle theft from farms here in America…it will happen. These people do not joke or have a sense of humor…I am not buying it….I pray for the safety of our president & Mrs. Clinton. Sorry….I just don’t buy this joking from people who HATE US as much as they hate Israel!!!
Report Post »kissmygritsextremists
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 2:27amDon‘t ya think that’s a bit steep? I wonder what ya get for a couple of yellow bellied lizards? How’s about a fair trade?!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 2:31amYes .. 10 camels for a horse’s a$$ does seem a “bit steep” .. maybe they are talking cigarettes?
OMG 2012
Report Post »ericsez
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:43amthis is a trick…why are they overpaying? on the open market you can get em both for a goldfish and a tootsie pop.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:34amDamn… inflation!
Report Post »kryptonite
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:23amWell, but this is the BLACK market.
Report Post »Watermain
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:39amSeems fair to me.
Report Post »TSUNAMI-22
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:45amI‘ll give 50 chickens and I’ll even clean them. It‘s a great deal considering both of them combined aren’t worth their weight in chicken shyt.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:13amWhat can we get… for Holder?
Report Post »StormRider
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:39amNo goats or sheep? These guys aren’t serious, they won’t even give up their girlfriends.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:15amWhat do you think… Camels are?
Report Post »trueamerican40
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:38amAnd 30 tactical nukes for Tehran, Medina, Mecca, and Damascus….Allah loses.
Report Post »floridacockleburr
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:19amJust 10. At least offer the whole pack. When Bill heard about the reward he said ____________ fill in your own joke. Make a good contest.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:41amLOL … nothing “clean” comes to mind ;-)
Report Post »BIgWheeler
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:03amDoes anyone else think the phrase “…10 ***** for Hillary.” is going to be taken out of context?
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:08amThey can have them all for FREE!!!
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 3:37amHell… start a Fund to Pay Them!
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 12:57am“10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton”
What about Joe? I guess he’s too stupid for them to worry about.
And where’s my 20 fleas for getting rid of Anonymouse? Inquiring cats want to know….
Report Post »Paul
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:03am“and 10 ***** for Hillary,”
No comment…
Report Post »Evomr
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 12:55amOld Mc bama had a farm…
Report Post »Paul
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 12:57amWith a pos here and pos there !
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:09am“Animal Farm.”
Report Post »pwatkins
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:11amI say keep the camels and the chickens and they will be welcome to both of them and we will throw Pelosi and Biden in.
Report Post »Paul
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:34amAnd as an added bonus they can have holder, axelrod and sunstein !
I‘d add f f piven but I don’t wanna push our luck…
Report Post »CatB
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 1:44amObama … golf course,,, celebrites home fundraiser … anyplace where someone has $$$$$$$ and he thinks he can get it.
Report Post »Tigress1
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 12:41pm@EVOMR, & Paul,
…Here a pile, there a pile, everywhere some B.S.
Old Mc Bama had a farm
Allah Allah Oh!
:)
Report Post »Too_Far_Gone
Posted on June 10, 2012 at 8:12pm@Tigr
I think we may have a hit!
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