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A Goat Walks Into a Piano Store…
- Posted on April 19, 2011 at 6:53am by
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eat-more-bacon-USA
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 5:06pmGoatastic!
Report Post »Stegall TX
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 4:50pm“How many times do I have to tell you … no KIDS in the store!”
Report Post »christos
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 4:26pmYeah sure it is just a animal spirit transmuted from a person into a goat clone,we know where the goat’s twin is,don’t we,,,,,,TA great stage,minus the empty seats/i.e. brains
Report Post »Jaye Byrd
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 2:38pmA goat walks into a piano store;
Mngr…“May I help you”?
Goat…“What kind of piano should I buy”?
Mngr…“How about a Stienway”?
Goat…”What’s a Stienway”?
Mngr…“Oh about 200 pounds”
Goat headbutts Mngr….Just Kidding
Report Post »Wingie
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 2:32pmSomebody is missing their passover supper.
Report Post »Petunia
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 11:49amHey! They’ve got my goat!
Report Post »thegoldman
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 11:47amThe PIANO STORE… became a mosque.
And the goat got raped !
Report Post »libtardian-refugee
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 11:10amCheck it’s DNA, might be Obama’s brother
Report Post »EqualJustice
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 10:54am*2 stray goats found near Montrose Harbor
*Two Goats Found Wandering Along Hutchinson River Parkway in New York City Find Refuge at Farm Sanctuary
*Sick kid: Feverish goat found near nursing home in NYC’s Bronx; THIRD in more than a month
*Goat Head Found In Prospect Park
*Goats on the lam in Londonderry
AND many more….
I wonder why we are seeing so many “stray goat” stories over the past few years?? STRANGE…
Report Post »EqualJustice
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 10:37am“Many producers with a limited knowledge of Islam often sell all their goats for Ramadan, missing another important opportunity. Approximately 70 days after Ramadan falls the second Eid—Id al-Adha (Festival of the Sacrifice), which represents the Prophet Ibrahim’s willingness to sacrifice his son, Ishmael to Allah. Muslims in India and Pakistan also refer to this holiday as “Goat Eid” as it is traditional to slaughter a goat and give a third of the meat to the poor.”
Would be just about the right age by August…maybe?
Report Post »Kaizer Bill
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 10:25amA goat walks in to a piano store and the owner says, “No, really the kid can really play”.
Report Post »cap0ne
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 9:08amwith a poodle under one arm and a 3 foot salami under the other.
Report Post »alina.bolero
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 9:03amHahaha! “Somebody has already ‘reserved’ it!” …. for DINNER! Kids! We‘re havin’ lamb chops tonight!
… but OMG he is so cute!
Report Post »Mainer forever
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 5:56pmGoats are not lambs. Lambs become sheep…Goats just stay goats.
Report Post »southerngal
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 8:44amYou know what you see when you look into a goats eyes? ………absolutely nothing……..
Report Post »anyway, where in Bill Grogan when you need him
sbenard
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 8:43amThere’s got to be a great one-line joke hidden somewhere in that story!
And by the way – Cute kid!
Report Post »supertas
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:48am@338LAPUA
Nice
Report Post »JCofPA
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:42amIt spoke and walked upright right to a piano and played a song “…fire on the mountain run Glenn run… Soros’s in the house of the rising sun…”
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:41amHas anyone noticed the number of “lost goats” stories lately?
Why the goats?
Who eats goats~~~ a lot???? (Don’t give me, “They make great barbecue” for an answer).
Judas goats???? Symbolic???? Food for the hidden jihadists among us????? Just asking…..
Report Post »BIGJAYINPA
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 8:39amGrand ma- Goats are made of meat. Meat tastes good when grilled. Hence goats taste good when grilled. Has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with taste.
Report Post »raspberrytea
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 8:49amOff subject a bit…. has anyone noticed
Report Post »commercials some with animals, chanting or
protesting? Just thought it was kind’a
strange.
Petunia
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 11:47amMy father-in-law raise some goats a while back… there were plenty of people who just stopped by and asked to buy one for food. I think they were mostly Hispanic.
Report Post »Mainer forever
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 5:53pmPeople eat goats? Why? Ewwwww. Why not eat a steak?
Report Post »supertas
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:36amAnd says “Hey, those are not the ivories your tickling”.
Report Post »nacilbuper
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:26amA goat walks in to a piano store and the owner says, “Whats with the long face”?
Does this bother you?, nahhhhhhhh
Report Post »Mike Opelka
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:16amshe was just looking for a place to hide from the dreaded Chupacabra!
Report Post »redneck
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:16amThank you!
Report Post »NickDeringer
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:13amThe stations call letters are “KIDK” is this an April Fool’s joke that got lost in the mail?
Report Post »sbenard
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 8:45amNo, it’s not! I’ve lived in that part of Idaho, and the KIDK letters are for real!
Report Post »loadingmyclips
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 9:08amlike my utility payment
Report Post »Lucy Larue
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 6:09pmNICKDERINGER,
Report Post »I do not know where this “Cutesy” little goat story aired but it’s not funny. Muslims EAT goats. More and more areas of this nation are becoming compliant in ritual slaughter…,yadda,yadda.
A few weeks ago baby goats were wandering around the freeway in New Jersey.
Yeah…,every news station said,“Poor Things”. Guess what?! It was Patterson N.J., a Muslim conclave.Yeah Patterson…,where muslims were on the rooftops on September 11,2001 looking towards New York City. Hmmm.No proof. Just sayin’.
Runaway goats in the city? Wake up America!
JUSTANOTHEROPINION
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:11amHad a stressful day and was just looking to wind down with some sootheing music.
Report Post »BlackAce41
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:04amokay she did that well…
Report Post »BIGJAYINPA
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:34amDid you catch that bit at the end?? Who or why would someone “reserve” a young goat (kid) at this time of the year?? What sinister plan does someone have for this defenseless young kid?? Is that charcoal I smell?? We need to keep following up on this story.
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:42am{as Groucho Marx} …..so this goat walks into the piano store, the proprieter says,sir/madam,we don’t usually serve your kind here……
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 7:44am……but if you go across the street there is a carribean bar-b-Q, they serve your kind ALL DAY!
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 9:05amSo instead of someone saying “Holy Cow!“ it would be ”Holy Goat!” with an ovation or a dinner invitation and music recital via the piano?
Report Post »LOOKING_BOTH_WAYS
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 9:55amI’m sure the Goat was looking for his … DaaaaaaaaaaaaaD
Report Post »Dale
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 10:56amWho knew that goats play piano.
Report Post »Old Truckers
Posted on April 19, 2011 at 6:29pmI understand goats are good for mowing your lawn. Instead of tearing the grass out like some animals, their teeth actually cut the grass.
Report Post »I wonder how many goats would be required to keep a acre of grass cut.