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Adorable Girl Tells Wild Story of ‘Jack the Monkey’: 6 Eyeballs & 500 Eyebrows
- Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:31am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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You’ve got to love the wild imagination of young kids. And their epic storytelling ability. Yesterday, a young boy delivered an all-star speech about learning to ride his bike. Today, we get the terrifying tale of Jack the monkey told by an adorable little girl. To make a short story shorter, Jack basically has a lot of body parts and eventually dies a horrible death. But when told by this adorable girl, somehow the details don’t really matter:
(H/T: Daily What)
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Comments (36)
lijjo
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 3:58pmBeautiful girl with a fiery imagination!
Report Post »Dont-hate-on-me-2
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 11:25amcute
Report Post »nuff said
powhatan
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 10:18amAren’t kids great while they are still innocent! Precious!
Report Post »Bhaub
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 10:15amThis reminds me of the little boy who said he met Jesus and went to heaven. Kids DO have such imaginations. That, or Jack the Monkey is actually real. The Blazers all believed the other kid… why doubt this one?
Report Post »I_Hate_Libs
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 10:07amThats not Jack the Monkey thats Obama on a bad hair day.
The horror of the Democrat mind.
Report Post »markjz
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 9:38amwait! did Joe Biden have a illegitimate child? this sounds like a Joe Biden speech to me
Report Post ».45peacemaker
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 9:32ami’m gonna sue, thats my story!!!!
Report Post »Tusker
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 9:09amFrom the mouths of babes. I love youthful imaginations. This young lady brought a video to mind I saw some time back. I love this version of Star Wars!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVyNnyLbcXM
Report Post »Cynic-clinic
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:55amWhy does she sound like Debbie Wasserman Shultz ? Maybe the stories are similar.
Report Post »quicker
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:29amLast monday my 4year old grandson watched river monsters with me.He almost never sits still sure suprized me .But kid do say the darnest things.
Report Post »Anonymous T. Irrelevant
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:26amOooookay. Not much to say about this story. Cute kid.
Report Post »The_Almighty_Creestof
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:21amLord…don’t let these two angels (this young lady and the boy with the bike) wind up in public school…t’would be the end of them.
Report Post »jagr1850
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:18amterrific story and she kept it clean ….
Report Post »bew0576
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:18amHer story is more believable then anything that comes out of Obama and the liberals mouth!
What a doll!
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 9:43amExcellent point
Report Post »NOBALONEY
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:10amChildrens imaginations are wonderful.
Report Post »hersey10
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:10amAwesome !!! ……….The end !
Report Post »The_Almighty_Creestof
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:07amAll without a teleprompter…amazing.
Report Post »NSDQ
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:50am@Gold that was hysterical lol
Report Post »Marylou7
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:46amWhat a cutie pie!
Report Post »mycomet123
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 11:05amDitto!!
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:45amWhat a cutie. To think, a few years ago a Democrat would call her a tumor.
Report Post »bry
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:42amCute kid with a bizarre story. Sadly, I see a lib in the making.
Report Post »Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:40amI think this young lady could get a press position with Obama trying to explain his economic policy. She’s more believable than Barry.
Report Post »bluegoldnationdotcom
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:40amAh…I get it. The monkey is Obamacare.
Report Post »Thundermeister
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:40amThat’s one messed up monkey lol
Cute story. Cute little girl.
Report Post »GdHUs
Posted on June 4, 2011 at 12:34amAnyone have a grand kid this cute? I know I do, and I would gladly sacrifice some of my Medicare privileges to ensure them a bright future. Trouble is there are too many selfish, immature geezers who don’t understand or worse yet, don‘t care that their love of that free electric scooter the gov’t. gives them, and other such perks is going to doom the future of their grandkids. The old people of my youth new nothing but sacrifice.
Report Post »Fina Biscotti
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 7:39amShe should be in the movies…..
Report Post »let us prey
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:32amThey would just ruin her.
Report Post »Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:41amThis young lady should get a press position with Obama to explain his economic policy. She’s more believable than Barry.
Report Post »GODSAMERICA
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 8:43amIt sounds like the little girl was describing obama on a good hair day.
Report Post »TexasCommonSense
Posted on June 3, 2011 at 9:09amMaybe a politician. She can make up completely unbelievable things, and make them sound totally believable, with the best of them.
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