Advertising ‘Fail’: Miracle Whip Seemingly Embracing the ‘Socialist Fist’
- Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:30pm by
Erica Ritz
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Miracle Whip has long made debatable advertising choices, seemingly trying to turn a kitchen condiment into the emblem of a social movement.
Back in 2009, comedian Steven Colbert spoofed their edgy, “We Are Miracle Whip and We Will Not Tone It Down” advertisement in a clip titled, “The Mayo-lution Will Not Be Televised.”
Watch it below:
And now, Miracle Whip seems to be jumping on the Occupy Wall Street bandwagon with an advertisement saying, “Keep an Open Mouth,“ and ”Join the Cause,” with the all too-familiar socialist fist clutching a bottle of Miracle Whip.
(Photo: Miracle Whip)
Miracle Whip’s website is running similar video ads that may or may not have political undertones.
For instance, in one of the advertisements a group of towns-people with torches and pitchforks (tea partiers?) are stirred into a frenzy over a bottle of Miracle Whip. They describe the bottle as having “red markings.”
Then, a level-headed girl tells them: “perhaps you should try it before making such wicked accusations,“ and the ”Keep an Open Mouth” slogan follows.
Responses have ranged from mocking to incredulous.
One blogger said of Mayo’s advertising choices:
Mayonnaise, the average person would agree, should not be used as a thick, fattening conduit for the voice of a generation….“Don’t eat the egg salad Janine brought, she buys her food from THE MAN!”
I don’t care how organic or special or real or hardcore you think your s**t is. It’s MAYO!!! Nobody dips their fist in it and then walks around with their sticky digits held high up in the air crying “Death to Capitalism!” It just doesn’t happen.
Others remarked:
Frankly, this is not cool. Would Miracle Whip run a campaign with DNC, GOP, or Nazi imagery? No. So why Socialist? MarketingFail.
Miracle Whip’s slogan is “keep an open mouth”…I see where they were going but I refuse to ignore the immense double entendre.
What do you think of the ads? Are they a clever way to appeal to the “Occupy” crowd, or are they an embarrassing marketing ploy?
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Comments (257)
Mapache
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:21pmFirst, I had to dump Arbys AND NOW Miracle Whip…..I will do it as soon as I finish eating my Easter Eggs!
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:17pmWhy would a corporation cater to socialists who hate big corporations and capitalism? Now that’s dumb!
Report Post »Sirfoldallot
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:57pmMW is eeewww yucky, sour may-o yuuuuuuuuck
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:01pmKeep an open mouth,……………..so that you may insert foot?
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:19pmThe Corporations existed… Socialists took control of Teaching & Universities… Corporations hired it Leaders via Universities… and, now, the Leaders of most Corporations are Socialists… who believe in an Ideology that has no working Model… and who are alike Lemmings!
Report Post »TzuSun
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:47pmNo one ever said the left was smart…why would they start acting that way now?
Report Post »XScramblerX
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:57pmKRAFT is losing my business!
Report Post »Bring out the Hellmann’s…
XScramblerX
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:05pmI’ll use my capitalistic rights while I still can.
Report Post »KRAFT loses space in my grocery cart.
JJ Coolay
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:07pmCome on.. are we LOOKING for something to complain about?
Report Post »To me, this seems like an open and shut case: An advertisment strategy of looking to capitalize on current events. I seriously doubt this is about taking a side.
woodyl1011fl
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:19pmRead the history of the rise to power of the third Reich National socialists in Germany in 1927-1945 and you will see an alarming parallel. The industrialist had been educated/indoctrinated in the state educational system which had become totally secular/Marxist, just as ours has, and they sold their souls for money and their fellow citizens to the tyranny, oppression and the terrorism of a charismatic silver tongued devil and his party. Then they plunged the whole world into the most bloody and horrendous time in human history. And a nation into total madness; this is what liberalism/socialist totalitarianism brings. Secular liberal utopia is in reality tyranny and a taste of hell on earth. Is history going to repeat itself here and now?
Report Post »Thomas
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:24pmI have never tasted this crap but from what I heard it is a miracle that its still around. When you can’t compete you start calling for a level playing field I guess? lol
Report Post »NeoFan
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:36pmHaven’t they ever seen Undercover Brother. Mayo is a white folks thang.
Report Post »jlcook
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:48pmThis pi**es me off, I love Miracle Whip, Damn it!!!
Report Post »Smokey_Bojangles
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:18pmKRAFT is against the Second Amendment AND THEIR PRODUCTS SUCK!
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:29pmKRAFT is against the Second Amendment
_______________
Please source this.
Report Post »WINGBRAT01
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:32pmJust another product that gets put on the list of things not to buy………… let them put that fist in their mouth.
Report Post »Ditto Head
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 10:53pmThe real Miracle is that people actually spend money on that dreck. Nasty.
Report Post »Marci
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:11pmMorons—without capitalism, they do not exist.
Report Post »jzs
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:16pmMiracle Whip doesn’t advertise on Rush Limbaugh. That’s a true fact. I say we all boycott mayonnaise, or at least this brand, but instead go with the crappy organic stuff that doesn’t contain eggs or oil or preservatives, until Miracle Whip is forced down upon their knees, or knee or whatever. Then, once they start advertising on Rush, we drop the organic crap and start eating real mayo again. In that way, we’d prove the customer is always right.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 11:55pmSilly… the solution is: Get Rid of the Socialists… not the Products!
Report Post »West Coast Patriot
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 12:53amThe only time I have ever used Miracle Whip, is on bologna sandwiches dipped in tomato soup. I guess it is Hellmans for me now. Kraft is history. Bad move Kraft.
Report Post »TomSawyer
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 1:15amRight. Please everyone boycott Kraft products.
Report Post »TrueSoundsOfLiberty
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 1:51amYou people really are idiots. The “fist logo” has been used by many groups many of which have nothing to do with socialism. Hell, even the illustrious Beck himself has supported the fist in his 9/12 march. I guess you should oust those rabble rousing socialists from the Jersey Shore for all that “fist pumping”. While you‘re at it don’t forget the old man down the street shaking his fist and yelling at those hooligans to “get of my lawn”.
Grow up people, it’s a hand holding some awful excuse for a condiment.
Report Post »RightUnite
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 5:16amReminds me of the Jewish support for Obama…
Report Post »Pendragon
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 5:58amBoycott them and make your own it is this simple http://www.food.com/recipe/Homemade-Miracle-Whip-41781
Homemade Miracle Whip 2 egg yolks
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon powdered sugar
3 tablespoons lemon juice or 3 tablespoons vinegar
1 1/2 cups oil
1 1/2 tablespoons flour or 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1/2 cup boiling water
2 tablespoons vinegar
salt
Directions:
1
Using a blender or electric mixer, blend egg yolks, salt, sugar and 1 tablespoons of the lemon juice.
2
Slowly pour in 1 cup oil, a few drops at a time, mixing thoroughly.
3
Add remaining 1/2 cup oil a little faster, carefully blending in each bit before adding the remaining 2 tablespoons lemon juice.
4
Mix the flour, mustard, boiling water and vinegar together until smooth.
5
Pour into a small saucepan and cook until smooth and paste-like (but not too thick).
6
Slowly add this hot mixture to the mayonnaise and blend well.
7
Pour in a container and cool in the refrigerator.
Read more: http://www.food.com/recipe/homemade-miracle-whip-41781#ixzz1rXHPoYos
Report Post »fande3rls
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 6:13amUse Dukes mayo , its better anyway and the company is family owned .
Report Post »grudgywoof
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 6:29amA bad Monty Python rip off. What’s the story here?
Report Post »txbigfoot
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 6:57amNotice this:
First they do this: Kraft Drops Conservative Lobbying Group American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) Over Voter ID and ‘Stand Your Ground’ Laws Posted on April 6, 2012 at 10:30pm by Becket Adams Becket Adams@ the blaze.
Then they come out with the occupy symbol? Send them a polite letter or email on thier website.
Report Post »Tell them you are done with thier products. Vote with your wallet.
grannyrecipe
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 7:29amList of popular Kraft brands:
Capri Sun (juice drink)
Report Post »Cheese Nips
Cheez Whiz
Chips Ahoy!
Claussen (pickles)
Cool Whip
CornNuts (snack food)
Country Time
Crystal Light
Fig Newton
Grape-Nuts
Grey Poupon
Jell-O
Kool-Aid
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese
Maxwell House
Miracle Whip
Nabisco
Oscar Mayer
Grated Parmesan cheese
Philadelphia cream cheese
Ritz
Velveeta
Wheat Thins
TheePolitinator
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 9:47amTruly gross tactics for a truly gross product!!
Report Post »georgette
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 9:50amHave you noticed the trend is to “politicize” every aspect of our existence?
I’m beginning to think their goal is to overwhelm everyone …by boring them to death.
Report Post »1947
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 9:54amOne question – “Who Makes MW” …… ? Kraft – NO MORE – there are other Mayo products…….. they’re on my next Grocery shopping……
Report Post »johnjamison
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 10:25amEvery red blooded American knows MW SUCKS AND DUKES REAL MAYO RULES
Report Post »KrebsCyclist
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 10:38amThe miracle in Miracle Whip is that anyone actually eats that nasty crap.
It’s like making tuna salad with latex paint (which I think I’d prefer).
Report Post »lillymckim
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 10:53amI’m sure the stockholders are asking that very same question!
Kraft aligns themselves with self avowed communists and OWS those who hope to bring down corporations just like … “K-R-A-F-T”!
Report Post »Incredible who IS the CEO of K-R-A-F-T and will he undergo a phycological evaluation before the next board meeting?
starman70
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 11:50amIt’s DUKES Mayo all the way.
Kraft is apparently trying to cut its own throat encouraging OWS and other COMMUNIST efforts. Or then maybe not; That is if they hope to be one of the corporations blessed by the annointed one. The few coroprations left after the OWS “revolution” will be only those “Approved” by the government. They are obviously pandering to become one of those. I bet they also contribute to the annointed one’s super-pac.
Report Post »sillyfreshness
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 2:00pmBecause corporations will sell their product to the devil if they thought they could make a buck. Corporate capitalism is not capitalism. Corporations are ran just like communist countries. You have the dictator (the CEO) surrounded by yes men/women who determines the propaganda and catch phrases that will be indoctrinated to their employees. I work at a corporation and the propaganda is sickening. They take a lot of their ideas from communist regimes with posters spewing their bulls**t. Don’t put anything past a corporation. The Founding Fathers had no idea that corporations would exist in this time period influencing elections through campaign donations. The Supreme Court declaring corporations as “a person” was the beginning of the end for this country. Corporations have no morals and are only looking to make money.
Report Post »ArmyWifeNiz
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 3:19pmGive ‘em HELLman’s!
Report Post »AvengerK
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 3:29pmJZS….your appeals to groupthink (like the good lefty you are) and OWS-esque buffoonery isn’t clever or funny. You’re an idiot. Perhaps your keepers at Media Matters should be giving you better material champ because your flaccid attempts here aren’t working. I’ve heard flatulence with more wit than what you excrete on these boards.
Report Post »Hope_and_Restore
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 7:09pmKraft makes mayonnaise, too. Making your own is simple, inexpensive, and more delicious than store-bought. You can use any vinegar or cooking oil you like, including olive oil.
MAYONNAISE
1 large egg, at room temperature
¼ tsp. salt
½ tsp. mustard (either the dry This is the base for many salads (tuna, potato, macaroni, egg, coleslaw…), creamy salad dressings (Ranch, Green Goddess, Thousand Island), dips, and sauces (Tartar, Fry Sauce). For a dressing, you add enough liquid (milk, buttermilk, or juice) to thin it down, along with any flavors you like. spice or the condiment)
1 c. vegetable oil, at room temperature
1 Tbsp. lemon juice or vinegar, at room temperature
Combine the egg, salt, mustard, and vinegar in a medium bowl. Add the oil, drop by drop, whisking to combine completely before adding more. (One easy way to do this is to put the oil in a paper cup, poke a little hole in the bottom, and let it drip out over the bowl.) After adding about half, it will start to look shiny; add oil 1 Tbsp. at a time now, again whisking thoroughly before adding more. When you’ve added all of it, whisk a little more to finish. Add salt and pepper to taste, along with any herbs or spices you want: chives, basil, cilantro, dill, paprika, you name it! Store airtight in the refrigerator. Best if used within two weeks.
For “Miracle Whip”, add 1-3 tsp. sugar or honey when mi
Report Post »Watchingtheweasels
Posted on April 10, 2012 at 6:28amMiracle Whip: A concoction made of “Water, soybean oil, vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, modified food starch, eggs, salt…” and marketed by, you guessed it – Kraft.
Report Post »XaviorOnassis
Posted on April 10, 2012 at 10:27amThey support Time-Warner every time they buy a Guy Fawkes mask…they support Apple and Nike and Starbucks…why not I guess?
(Although I would personally lick snail poo than eat MW. Hellman’s for me.)
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:16pmHellman’s Real Mayo is the bomb. Can I say bomb??
Report Post »SoupSammich
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:51pmDuke’s hands down. Like RC Cola and a Moonpie.
Report Post »resme
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:04pm+1, I‘ve been eating a bologna sandwich and hellman’s mayo most of my life.
Report Post »Onowicit
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:18pm@13th Imam
As Delmar said to Pete and Everette during their divisive fight.
“I’m with you fellars” Helman’s REAL mayonnaise.
Report Post »Brooke Lorren
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 1:29amAs long as it’s not a socialist or communist bomb…
Report Post »Jenny Lind
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 8:24amSoupsammich-without some mustard too? Are you a heathen?
Report Post »SoupSammich
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 11:56amJenny-
Report Post »The bright yellow stuff in partially torn packets under the shelf in a 7-11 will do in a pinch. Duke’s is a southern thing, goes well with about anything except reptiles or spiders-those cry for really hot dijon.
OhioRifleman
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 12:05pmHelman’s REAL Mayo, three slabs of bacon, a half-pound of lettuce, and two slices of fresh tomato. Impossible to beat.
Miracle Whip blows. Period. End of file.
Report Post »lillymckim
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 12:11pmBoth Helmanns and Dukes are EXCELLENT products I prefer Helmanns!
Report Post »SpeckledPup
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:15pmno more MIRACLE WHIP here, same as NO Kraft brands… or Coke… or Pepsi ….OR that commie-lovin’ ARBYS.
Report Post »grimmy
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:34pm@Speckledpup.
Report Post »Same here.Wonder how they will weather a silent boycot? When they lose enough sales,Krafts owners will go, wtf happened.The best way to show disdain for a corporation,dont buy their products,e-mails just get laughed at…….
duf412
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:17pmJust made my first batch of potato salad without miracle whip. Will not buy kraft, arby’s, coke or pepsi.
Report Post »Bluebonnet
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:30pmBoy O boy, you got that one right. Hate Miracle whip. Hellman’s real mayo the best. Thumbs down to pepsi, coke cola and Arby’s, then I make sure I never buy Kraft brand anything. So pay attention to any packaged yuk, and that includes no cheeses with Kraft label.
Report Post »chazmo
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:35pmI’m with you all… I don’t have to go on TV and be an arse hole to prove a point. I just won’t buy their products.. Dang it I love Coke too.. ugh.. oh well.. Sweet Tea is the best anyway…
Report Post »moomaw10
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:57pmMiracle Whip has always been my favorite BUT as of today they lost a great customer….
Report Post »JJ Coolay
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:09pmChill out people. You could boycott products til your blue in the face.
Report Post »rambosharley
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 1:35pmMiracle Whip is disgusting …YUK. I don’t even like Mayo…YUK on both. I’m a mustard person!…
Report Post »Rob
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:03pmHow STUPID are these people? They will lose their companies, they will lose their wealth, and they will lose their freedom. HOW STUPID ARE THEY???
Report Post »SPOT_OF_TEA
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:13pmThey are just trying to find a spot as a rancher…..if you dont comply,you join the cattle.
Report Post »sawbuck
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:22pmLooks like its time to sell stock in Kraft Foods …
Report Post »If one hasn’t already…
Their next quarter sales should be interesting.
skippy6
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:24pmA box of rocks comes to mind that’s how stupid.. I just threw out my kraft mayo because my refrigerator went out. I’ll look for hellmans or another brand that is real…
Report Post »ericsez
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 1:15amThey truly believe that they are brilliant and we’re stupid…So stupid that without socialism we cannot survive. Naturally, they will remain in power to guide us….
Report Post »Wakeup Maggie
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:01pmGoin down…as is coke
Report Post »COFemale
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:56pmSeems they were doing a take on the witch hunts of Salem, MA than more of an occupy. Maybe I missed something.
I use Miracle Whip rather than Mayo. Not gonna give it just yet. If worse comes to worse, I will make my own.
Report Post »Toltepeceno
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:28pmI like MW also compared to regular mayo, but here in mex mayo has lime in it and I like it better than mw.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:55pmThe thing many of these now-socialist leaning businesses are failing to understand is that if Obama does succeed with his socialist domination of America; they will be among the first to fall.
Report Post »SPOT_OF_TEA
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:11pmNo they will be among the first to be propped up…The first to fall will be the companies that advertise on Rush Limbaugh’s show.
Report Post »Kitsune
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:17pmThese companies are just lining up to pay tribute to Godfather Barack and kiss his ring.
Report Post »IndyGuy
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:54pmSpread(no pun intended)the word to all your friends that Kraft is a communist pushing company and tell them to start reading ALL labels for the Kraft company mark…I certainly will from now on and if it‘s Kraft it doesn’t go in the cart…PERIOD…
Report Post »momprayn
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:54pmLooks like we are now realizing more and more how far and immense the radical liberal activists have gotten in their infiltration efforts, like cancer —- apparently they’ve also bought huge companies and then spread their agenda through them. Who knows how many that have the same??!!! Using our money to do it…just like all the rest of the lib programs !!!
We should all be more than outraged. Seems it‘s all coming to a head now and they’ve gotten the “green light” to become more pushy/bold with Obama as President & fellow conspirator.
Oh – you might want to check out this audio by Michael Savage — says how the Obama regime has fixed the 2012 elections in his favor by changing who counts/reports our votes (Spanish company) & cannot verify. I’ve sent this out to all I can think of — please spread the word — this has to be stopped, along with any other possible voter fraud which will be the most ever in our history !!!!
http://www.patriotsheartnetwork.net/video/video/show?id=2833032%3AVideo%3A151666&xgs=1&xg_source=msg_share_video
Report Post »Look4DBigPicture
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:11pmHe’s certainly ginning up his Black Panther buddies to keep Republican crackers out of the voting booths. Between the thugs and the OWS useful idiots, we are in the fight for our lives to get the liberal socialists out of office. This is not an election we can sit on the sidelines and hope for the best.
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:53pmI like the stuff, but a competitor needs to come up with a knock off for me to purchase now. My money will not go to Miracle Whip, and Kraft foods as a whole is starting to piss me off anyway. Posting a complaint at their home site in just a moment.
Report Post »http://www.kraftbrands.com/miraclewhip
sawbuck
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:52pmI’ll stick to mustard and the off brands taste just as good .
Report Post »even the ball park kind ….
Cymry
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:51pmdon’t worry about the fist, it’s mayo folks! only white people eat mayo.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:54pmReminds me of the tanning bed (10%) tax .. white people tax.
Report Post »Cymry
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:54pmso……they must be marketing to white socialists who drive subaru’s and drink starbucks and are clue deficient about reality.
Report Post »USAMEDIC3008
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:51pmMIRACLE WHIP
Report Post »It’s hand made
SoupSammich
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:54pmhahahaha
Report Post »Old Rosey Palms at it again. It’s mine and I can wash it as fast as I wanna.
TRONRADIO
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:49pmBest Foods Mayo; MIRACLE WHIP sucks. So do socialists.
Report Post »SouEu
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 9:15pmBest Foods it the best. By the way Hellman’s and Best Foods are the same. The company calls it Hellman’s in the Eastern U.S. and Best Foods in the Western U.S. Why the two names, I’m not sure. I remember it being a question on same game show,
Report Post »sooner12
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:47pmI’ll never buy this product again.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:51pmI’ve noticed that it keeps getting thinner and thinner .. going to get some pasturized eggs and make my own.
http://allrecipes.com/howto/making-mayonnaise/
Report Post »Leadthemtothelight
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:53pmI am absolutely shocked that their are enough idiots in the states who might actually agree with this or support this. How as a society have people forgotten the evils of socialism? How have we gotten to a point where we are all so numb to this that there is no outright boycott of products supporting socialism.
Report Post »What the $%^& happened to my country?
cassandra
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:29pmSooner you got that right like Glenn Beck says ( I will not comply )
Report Post »barber2
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:46pmMiracle Whip ? Miracle ? Gosh. When will they “change ” the name ?
Report Post »momrules
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:42pmMiracle Whips slogan “keep an open mouth” will lose them many, many customers.
Perhaps their new slogan should be “keep your mouth shut”.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:42pmMiracle Whip is KRAFT .. boycott the socialists .. this is not a mistake.
Report Post »TSUNAMI-22
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:04pmBoycott Coke and Pepsi as well for the same reason.
Report Post »TSUNAMI-22
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:09pmThe thing that absolutely cracks me up with regards to socialists against capitalism is that they HAVE to embrace capitalism in order to try to eradicate capitalism. That’s like standing in a bucket while trying to lift it over your head.
Where have I heard this anecdote before………?
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:13pmYes .. don’t drink much soda .. but absolutely no Coke or Pepsi products or those associated with them .. need to get that list. ;-)
Report Post »MBA
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 8:31pmPretty soon – we’ll be able to tell the liberals from the conservatives the fat liberals and the skinny conservatives from all the fast food and high calorie food socialist products that are being boycotted. Not necessarily a bad thing. At least the fat liberals will die first of diabetes and heart disease before conservatives.
Report Post »USAMEDIC3008
Posted on April 9, 2012 at 11:41amMBA
Report Post »I’m just a fat american
beef up for hard times
No Progressive fat cell in this man
FloridaFarmGirl
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:41pmYou can’t make this stuff up!! Oh well, never bought their product anyway.
Report Post »Taquoshi
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:05pmNeither have I, and to the best of my ability, I never will.
Keep an open mouth? Yuk!
Report Post »DDD
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:40pmI am extremely sorry that I bought a jar of their product the other day. It will be my last. Kraft deserves every boycott.
Report Post »IndyGuy
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:40pmJust googled Miracle…They ARE Kraft…Figures…
Report Post »booger71
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:39pmIf you want to keep my business, shut your mouth
Report Post »IndyGuy
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:38pmFirst Kraft…now miracle Whip….Guess it’s time to start making my own bread spread…Sheesh…
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:46pmMiracle Whip is Kraft .. you can find all their products …
http://www.pirg.org/ge/reports/kraftproducts.pdf
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:50pmhttp://allrecipes.com/howto/making-mayonnaise/
Me too!
Report Post »IndyGuy
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:56pmThanx…I found that out right after I posted….Doh…
Report Post »CatB
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 7:12pmNo problem .. I am going to print out the list .. will make grocery shopping easier … no Kraft .. no Coke … no Pepsi … who wants to p*ss me off next?
Report Post »hauschild
Posted on April 8, 2012 at 6:32pmSad.
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