Alvin Greene Officially Running for President: ‘I’m the Greatest Person Ever’
- Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:15am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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Remember South Carolina U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene? He‘s the one that can’t stop blaming Jim DeMint for the recession, and also likes to give bunny ears on live TV. Not surprisingly, he lost his Senate bid. But rather than lose hope, he’s setting his sights higher — the White House.
“Write about me running for president,” Greene told the Free Times. “I’m running for president of the United States.”
According to Greene, he was literally born for the job.
“I’m the next president,” he added. “I’ll be 35 … just before November, so I was born to be president.”
He then made it clear that he’s the man by saying it six times: “I’m the man. I’m the man. I’m the man. Greene’s the man. I’m the man. I’m the greatest person ever. I was born to be president. I’m the man, I’m the greatest individual ever.”
Greene announced his presidential bid at a court hearing where he was set to enter a plea regarding obscenity charges. He is accused of showing college student Camille McCoy porn on a school computer.
The hearing, however, was delayed: Greene’s attorney never showed up. According to the paper, the attorney was held up at a different court appearance.
Greene eventually entered a not guilty plea, but said he thought it was just a “roll call” hearing.
That sparked some harsh words from Camille’s mother Susan: “He’s being misled; but then he’s stupid as a brick so why should we expect otherwise?”
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Comments (147)
Hanny
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:55amlol don’t worry everyone, he’s just bored. it won’t happen for this guy.
Report Post »Marine Recon Dad
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:50amWhen will someone finally tell him that drugs will ruin your memory…. wait, someone already did, he just forgot….
Come out to California, Mr. Greene – we need you as the official spokesman for the state….
Report Post »In God We Trust
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:05pmLOL …..still laughing…….. stll…… *wipes tears*
Report Post »starman70
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 7:30pmWe’ll send him to you!
Report Post »TeaPartyPatriot
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:48amAlvin Greene Officially Running for President: ‘I’m the Greatest Person Ever’
Seems like he has the arrogance of a “You Lie!” hussein. Let’s call him “Obozo The Second.”
Report Post »In God We Trust
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:57am‘I’m the Greatest Person Ever’
Report Post »Kinda reminds me of Mohammed Ali….and, bla bla bla stings like a bee. Or something like that.
mrclean
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 6:05pmFloat like a butterfly, sting like a bee…..
Report Post »winterhawka7ac
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:47amNow this guy has his ducks in a row. The only guy that can herd cats. Run Al, run.
Report Post »Bermuda Onion
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:45amI bet you he’d be a better president than Obama.
Report Post »Mikee T
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:41amHe should team up witht he “Rent is Too Damn High” candidate from New York and they can run on the same ticket in two years……yeah…..Their slogans can be ….”We the greatest ever….and the Rent TOO damn high”……Yeah yeah yeah yeah……unbelievable…..Where are the black leaders denouncing these imbeciles ? I mean, come on !!!!! They are a laughing stock and don’t know it ???
Report Post »CaptGregg
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:42pmI can picture the ticket now — Alvin “Jim DeMint caused the recession” Greene and Jimmy “The rent is too damn high” McMillan. They could run on the slogan, “Jim DeMint caused the rent to be too damn high!”
Report Post »moreteaplease
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:41amThis guy is out of his tree.
Report Post »paperpushermj
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:40amWoooo Looks like someone is saying “ I LIKE IT” that being the center of attention with a camera pointed at them.
Report Post »In God We Trust
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:36amIs this guy for real? O_o
Report Post »SND97
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:33amHow about a Obama-Green Ticket?
Report Post »Kinda like Heckel & Jeckel?
untameable-kate
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:40amIdiots will vote for it because they will think Obama went MORE eco-nutty and is running on the green ticket
Report Post »deanho
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:27amI am the Brick!
Report Post »Sheepdog911
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:37pmIB da man!
Report Post »M31Sailor
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:27amHe’s Clinton (a pervert) and Obummer (the most unqualified person for any job in the room) and Carter ( an economic moron) all rolled up in one. The perfect candidate for the Liberal, Progressive, Socialist, Communist , DEMOCRATS ALL, party.
Report Post »And he’s stupid as a “BRICK”
LinnyB Hearts The Feed
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 4:15pmA brick? Ohhh poor brick. Bricks are at least good for something? Or maybe a brick shy of a full load? I don’t think his answers to questions will be 15-20 minutes long either?
Report Post »J.C. McGlynn
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:33pmJust what Soros ordered.
Report Post »untameable-kate
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:27amCan anyone believe people actually VOTED for that moron in the senate race? Another reason why everyone shouldn’t have the right to vote.
Report Post »red penny
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:17pmIn my state (S.C) demorats,will blindly vote for the demorat on the ballot no matter what.Blacks will vote for a black no matter what.As a matter of fact, blacks in this state and apparently across the nation will vote for a sweet potato as long as it was black.Greene got 350,000 votes–that’s scary and just highlights just how unsophicated our electorate is.
Report Post »mrlogan3
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 8:23pmI feel like people vote for race and novelty. Obama was race in 2008 and Palin will be novelty in 2012.
Report Post »komponist-ZAH
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 1:01am@red penny–
It is sad. I also live in SC and couldn’t believe that he got more than 30% of the vote. The collectivist herd mentality with which the left has indoctrinated so many people (not just blacks) is very sad to see.
@mr logan–
Report Post »Let’s hope so.
proudinfidel54
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:27amso much for first…lol perhaps a good thing
Report Post »White Devil
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:26amSomeone who actually makes obama look smart
Report Post »proudinfidel54
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:26amWow I’m first cosidering thesubject I can see why…lol
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:24amROFL…You go Greene!
Report Post »threedoor
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:23amUggg, this guy. Sadly had he stayed in the military he would probably be an E-6.
Report Post »Rowgue
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:36amI saw people even dumber than him during my time in the Navy. That’s not to say that they are all that dim, there are some brilliant people. But finding a gem like Alvin Greene was not at all uncommon.
Report Post »USACommoner
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 1:11pmUnfortunately, that would not be the case. He is black, so he would have been promoted to E-7 or higher by now. As he kept screwing up, he would just be moved to another section while the soldiers under him covered his @ss (as usual).
Report Post »starman70
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 7:26pmHell, with affirmative action, maybe even a general!
Report Post »Bigbird1960
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:23amHere is a new poll.
Report Post »Will Alvin Greene be a better president than Barrack Insane Obama?
Text 1 for Yes.
Text 2 for No.
bbquizzle
Posted on November 18, 2010 at 2:24am3. They both suck.
Report Post »bbquizzle
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:23amLet’s face it: he might actually be an improvement.
Report Post »Whole Nine Yards
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:23amOK. Admit it. It’s a SLOW NEWS DAY.
Good grief ….
Report Post »mrclean
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 6:01pm“…but then he’s stupid as a brick so why should we expect otherwise?”
Yeah, the girl’s mother said it best.
The same stupid kids who voted for oblahma voted for this pathetic/ignorant/stupid loser.
Report Post »NJONY
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:22amThe sad part is that if Barak Obama was elected so could Alvin Greene.
Report Post »BSdetector
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:49pmSuch is the state of our (once?) great country.
Report Post »Mortis
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:22amOh dear. Someone please get this man some help. We should be treating our vets better than this.
Report Post »SND97
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:21amLets face it, it has as much experience as Obama right?
Report Post »Reasonabiliy
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:27amI would take this guy over comrade Obama!!!
Report Post »Eagle07
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:33amHe is probably smarter than Obozo he doesn’t need a teleprompter.
Report Post »Marine Recon Dad
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:51amHe has a 100 watt bulb upstairs… but only 20 watts are burning….
Report Post »Highland
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:20pmAnd is only slightly less mentally disturbed …
Report Post »NewportDan
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:56pmMaybe he can take Olberman’s job at msnbs.
Report Post »Taquoshi
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 6:29pmAnd Mr. Greene is so refreshingly humble, too!!!!
Report Post »Alvin691
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:20amHe will get every Democrat voter in South Carolina since they all vote straight tickets.
Report Post »john seven eighteen
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:28amAnd then blame it on a Republican plant (again), like they’re not intelligent enough to figure out that THEY have to vote him in to office. Dumb and dumber(er).
Report Post »Fletch
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:33amwhat did he get lin his run for senate 350K?
it speaks well to the informed choice of democrats
Report Post »CatB
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:17pmLOL .. look how low Obama lowered the bar!
Report Post »CultureWarriors
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:37pmCATB – You got that right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_CsEgIfUX0
Report Post »VABuckeye
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 12:55pmI remember George Carlin saying once that “in America, anyone can be President. And that’s the problem.” I always had an issue with that statement to a degree, but when applied to Alvin Greene, I couldn’t agree more with the late Mr. Carlin.
Report Post »In God We Trust
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 1:27pmCatB said: LOL .. look how low Obama lowered the bar!
LOL… Funny =) let’s do the Limbo…
Report Post »snowleopard3200 {mix art}
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 2:32pmAll I will say is this; UGH!!!
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 3:32pmMaybe they will Baker Act him in light of the fact that he is in a parallel universe and regulate his meds. It‘s Jim Demint’s fault that he can’t afford his meds, after all he‘s responsible for the mess we’re in (that in itself should be reason enough to admit him for evaluation). Him in the WH is not a pretty picture.
Report Post »Southern Rebel
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 6:30pmAnd we know the idiots in the Dem party did vote straight ticket, as Alvin “I’m way out in left field” Greene, garnered over 350,000 votes in the Mid terms. I was shocked at how many votes he got, but then again, SC Dem voters keep electing Clyburn and his ‘we have to spend more money. We can spend ourselves OUT of the recession.”
Report Post »Way to go Dems….you guarantee us total entertainment, at least for the next couple of years.
Alvin Greene as President. ROFL!!! (I’ll bet the progressives LOVE this guy)
silentwatcher
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 7:14pmsnicker, snicker, hee-hee, haw haw. What a doofus………………………….
Report Post »Kaen
Posted on November 17, 2010 at 11:22pmCorrect me if I’m wrong but, Doesn’t South Carolina have laws regarding the mentally handicapped? Shouldn’t he be forced to seek treatment or institutionalized?
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