Health

American Scientist Has Created ‘Healthy’ Ice Cream!

Thanks to years of research by a scientist at Missouri University, we’re about to experience a quantum leap in food technology.

Healthy ice cream will be a reality in our lifetime.

Science is working to combine healthy elements (vitamins, supplements, etc) with foods that we all like to eat and ice cream is right up there atop the ‘like to eat’ list. It also turns out that ice cream is a perfect medium for delivering fiber, antioxidants, and probiotics. The trick is in the blend. Just like the secret recipe for Coca-Cola, if a perfect mix can be achieved, there are tens of billions of dollars to be made.

As reported by Dairy.com, this new ‘multifunctional’ ice cream is just around the corner;

In a bid to try and create a healthier ice cream product, the food chemist Ingolf Gruen of Missouri (MU) is adding fiber, pro-biotic bacteria and antioxidants to the food.

The brilliant Mr. Gruen told the media;

“I might be wrong, but the current “functional ice creams” have either probiotics, fiber or are antioxidant rich, but none that has all three.”

Functional Foods, an interesting concept that has been around for some time, but has never quite broken through with a product that is healthy and tasty. Until now.

First Lady Michelle Obama wants America to get healthy and why not?  A country filled with healthier people will ease some of the financial strain on our economy as well as make for a happier population overall.  I am joining her crusade and will be starting a diet tomorrow.  This diet is going to be full of fiber, antioxidants, and those beneficial probiotics Jamie Lee Curtis is always talking about. And it’s going to be an ice cream diet.

H/T to the NY Daily News

Comments (67)

  • poster
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 9:46am

    Will someone please work on some healthy bacon???

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  • wolverine
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 7:43am

    The best ice cream I have ever eaten was homemade from dairy products produced on the ranch, the ice for the ice cream maker was from a snow bank about 1 mile above the ranch and this all took place at the 4th of July picnic at a place 8000 ft. up in the Colorado Rockies. Now they want to screw all this up with stupid additives.

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  • oldsoldier10
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 7:29am

    now if we can invent a c0ndom that is large enough to accommodate, and pre-filled with v1agra that would be a news worthy invention.

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  • MOLLYPITCHER
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 6:53am

    Does this Ice cream contain synthetic ingredients as well? If it does it is not at all healthy. It is much healthier to eat something real, that is loaded with fat, than to eat something that is supposedly “healthier” but contains ingredients made by scientists from God knows what. If that is the case, I’ll stick with The Ben & Jerry’s thank you very much.

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  • retriever
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 4:37am

    Every time that someone experiments with a good food, it tastes like crap.

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  • POdVet
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 4:32am

    People people…It is VERY important to eat green. So I demand you all go to your local McDonalds. And require them to add the Shamrock Shake to their permanent menu! Once a year just isn’t enough to go green :D

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  • lea49
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 2:48am

    In the good ole days they didn’t pasteurize everything so the probiotics were still in the milk. I used to love ice cream made with fresh cows milk, a little sugar and vanilla. That is what I call good eatin’!

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  • flatbroke
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 2:19am

    I could happy about it if also he invented a engine that would get 500 miles per gallon of gas, but phoney ice cream ? really?

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    • POIPNE
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 8:01am

      Maybe the fake ice cream burns and you could get 500 miles per gallon with THAT!

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  • Eyeball
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 12:48am

    Having a new ice cream to choose from is fine. But dont ban Blue Bell. Some people may not like or want the new ice cream, and could care less what Michelle Obama wants.

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  • caprica
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 12:22am

    they invetend fake ice cream ! what a waist of our money

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  • caprica
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 12:21am

    the scientists can eat that ice cream themselfs…..another frick invention …that we don’t want ! we do not trust these people ….god know what they messing up with ! give it to michelle obama free so she can eat that ! we don’t want that !

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  • IAMINFORMED
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 12:19am

    Little do most people know that taking vitamins and fiber should be a last resort. Go ask the guy who pumps out sewer tanks or works at your citys sewer plant what is most of the mass in our crap – VITAMINS! If you eat a healthy natural diet including all natural ice cream (milk, eggs, natural fruits) you don’t need suplimented anything. I wonder how much government grant money is going into this research. What a waste.

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  • ILUVJESUS
    Posted on April 27, 2011 at 12:14am

    Protein packed chocolate! Vitamin C fried chicken!

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  • Nick_A
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:48pm

    Politically correct ice cream. Regardless of how it tastes, swear by it. Any doubts will automatically make you guilty of something ending in ist requiring govt. provided food safety and appreciation education at your expense.

    It may be better to fake it.

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  • jason1985
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:42pm

    Give that man a medal.

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  • hgaut
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:32pm

    aww hell, if it taste like ice cream and is as creamy as ice cream, then let me at it! Of course I’ll be able to sue the mfg later because like someone posted earlier, it‘ll cause cancer but I’ll go with a creamy smile on my face.

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  • Rob_M
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:26pm

    We’ll see if it worksa out, capitalism baby.

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  • miles from nowhere
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:24pm

    So , now we can eat a gallon at a single sitting instead of a quart?

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  • FLyoverman
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:20pm

    He had to be the Antichrist.

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  • Bearfoot
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:05pm

    I like ice cream as it is, as it has always been, creamy, cold, and yummy. Don’t mess with a good thing.

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    • WhiteFang
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 1:26am

      I like vanilla ice cream with banana slices on it. Aahh, my brains fall out it is so good.

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    • avenger
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 6:27am

      yep,just like safe sex….you know somebody had to inject that…

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    • WhiteFang
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 10:21am

      avenger,
      So it had to be you,,, jerk!
      Grow up!

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  • woodyb
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:01pm

    But if it is to get past Michelle’s food police, it will have to taste like cardboard!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Nigel2
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:18pm

      Screw Moochelle, if she thinks she can take away things like ice cream and chocolate, they will have to stop selling sugar, cocoa, cream, and lecithin. IE: the ingredients to make them at home. .

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  • thermonator
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:55pm

    LOL….. it’s not the lack of vitamins or probiotics that makes ice cream unhealthy, it’s all of the sugar, stupid.
    If I wanted vitamins with my ice cream I would just get my salad ala mode.

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  • Conkuur
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:45pm

    Yeah but the bad news is………It will be the leading cause of cancer 10 years from now….::::::Popped your balloon and ran away::::::

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:36pm

    God help us now!

    Can I not just enjoy my icecream in old fashion enjoyment and minor indulgence!

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    • Huguenot Descendant
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:41pm

      It is said that God made the food and the Devil made the taste. Don’t know how much of that is true but hey, if healthy ice cream tastes good than who is to say God doesn’t want his children to be healthy while being able to taste delicious goodness.

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:45pm

      Snow, you know what the brand name is going to “Soylent Green”, it’s made with a “Secret” ingredient.

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:47pm

      @Hugenot:

      Apologies, forgot to add the part of sarcasm in my post.

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    • Huguenot Descendant
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:58pm

      Snow -

      Lol, sorry I did miss that. We’ll just leave it at 1 – 0 in favor of Snow.

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  • commentkazi
    Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:34pm

    But we can’t invent an affordable jet pack?

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:34pm

      God has answered my prayers. Now, beer that tones your gut. YEAH, now that’s winning.

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    • Huguenot Descendant
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:42pm

      Jet Pack is on the way right after the ever so sought after flying car.

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:44pm

      If this ice cream doesn’t have, Fried Chicken, Pork BBQ and a fire grill Steak in it I don’t want it.

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    • AmericanStrega
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:46pm

      Darmok, What we need is VITA-BEER! Remember Vita-meta-veggimen? “Do you feel tired, listless? Do you pop out at parties…..?

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:46pm

      Didn’t you see that motorcycle post???? What the heck is going to happen with Jet Packs and Flying Cars. I will be walking, on the ground, where it will be safe. Just wear a hard hat.

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    • commentkazi
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:47pm

      I would much rather have a jet pack than a flying car.

      Don’t you care about the environment?

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 10:51pm

      @Darmok:

      I imagine there will be a lot of happy marines who hear that; healthy ice cream and beer, so now their officers can say something like my grandpa did in WW 2 “They blew up the beer barge..” and the men of his took the hill quickly.

      So today he would say they “Blew up the beer barge and ice cream maker…”

      THAT would make the marines even more anxious to take out the enemy.

      As they say, the only thing more frightening to the enemies of an enraged marine (or any American soldier included) is his or her buddies coming up in full support and fury.

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:02pm

      Snow,

      worse yet, get between any woman and Healthy Ice Cream, you will pull back a stump, Bubba.

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:02pm

      “I might be wrong, but the current “functional ice creams” have either probiotics, fiber or are antioxidant rich, but none that has all three.”
      ———————
      So it will be frozen cultured buttermilk (= probiotics)
      with sawdust ( =fiber)
      and blueberries + acai (=anti-oxidants)
      Mystery solved :D

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:06pm

      @cheezwhiz
      And it will taste like chicken

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    • Huguenot Descendant
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:09pm

      Darmok -

      Oh that is no fun. I saw the video and must say I feel terrible for the man and will pray for his swift recovery and hope the best for him. But there are a few things I would like to point out.

      1. After the accident it did finally push the man into proposing with his gf with her saying yes. Imagine if you were 300 feet or more high in the air, someone just might finally find their ambition in life falling that far.

      2. People are usually more safe on the ground than in the air. Plane crashes to automobile accidents are a prime example of this.

      3. Jet packs and flying cars will have special cpu’s inserted that help prevent crashes in the air. The reason because flying cars and jet packs are just cool like that.

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    • marine249
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:10pm

      DARMOK

      you got that right

      [note] I don‘t and can’t eat ice cream

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    • 82dAirborne
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:33pm

      @Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}

      As much as it PAINS me to point it out: You might want to capitalize Marines. Just a thought. (LOL)

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    • GONESURFING
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:36pm

      DARMOK, beer that tones the gut would be great, but unfiltered beer, many Belgian and some German, and some micro brews are good in moderation as they contain brewers yeast high in B vitamins and other minerals. Do like ice cream also.

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    • hammdo
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:43pm

      Flying Car? No problem. Got that one for ya…

      http://www.terrafugia.com/

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on April 26, 2011 at 11:45pm

      @Darmok:

      Good point, like they say the only thing worse than a woman scorned (or denied ice cream) is TWO women scorned and so forth.

      @82ndAirborne:

      You are right, my apologies for not capitalizing the Marines “M”; trying to write at times with eyes set with allergies is not always easy. Thanks for reminding me of that.

      To all armed forces members, serving and having served, thank you and well done.

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    • Psychosis
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 12:38am

      Calijohn is a racist troll

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    • BetterDays
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 1:00am

      @Calijohn
      What’s the problem w!title troll, got yer feeler hurts? Here have my sea weed ice cream, I’ll stick with the unhealthy stuff! Hey, don’t get dirty drum off my couch!

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    • independentvoteril
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 1:31am

      HAS EVERYONE GONE NUTS?? although it would save time since they want you to eat more servings of everything than I can eat in one day.. I always come up short..If I ate like they wanted I’d weigh 500 lbs

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    • mharry860
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 2:00am

      Gonesurfing, yeah drink a pitcher of Widmer Hefeweizen. You’ll lose five lbs in the morning, I promise.

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 4:16am

      Would someone tell these pious do-gooders to stay the hell away from my ice cream. And chocolate as well – in any form.

      If you scientists want to stuff something up, err.., experiment with food, how about brussel sprouts, spinach, and a whole host of other disgusting green stuff. Yep, grab some of that stuff and knock yourselves out.

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    • avenger
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 6:23am

      I can hardly wait for healthy 120 proof vodka…..hmmm,probably tax dollars spent wisely….

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    • GETLIFE
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 6:53am

      Will it be green too?
      I wanna see a list of the rest of the ingredients.

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 6:59am

      I say send the healthy ice cream to the WH. They can serve it at all their social functions and, perhaps, save the tax payers some $$$$$. Trumpka looked like a prime candidate last pix I saw of him.

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    • GETLIFE
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 7:05am

      Great! The probiotics might cancel out the antibiotics in the dairy products. (I am assuming that Dairy.com is about dairy products.) Also assuming the FDA will make sure they use homogenized milk–so good for you!–and probably enough to derail any antioxydant effect.

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    • old white guy
      Posted on April 27, 2011 at 7:20am

      hell man, all ice cream is healthy.

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