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Angry Bank Customer Urinates in Teller’s Drive-Thru Tube

From Palm Coast, Fl., comes the weird and revolting story of the day.

A man at his local RBC Bank was told at the drive-thru that the bank didn’t sell money orders. He responded to this inconvenience by doing what any rational and sane person would do: he urinated in the drive-thru’s plastic tube.

Wait, what?

When he was told he couldn’t purchase a money order, the man reportedly became upset, mumbled something “about bad customer service,” and then urinated in the tube.

That’s foul. But it gets worse.

“Another customer pulled into the same drive-through lane shortly after the incident and said the tube had liquid in it that smelled like urine,” reports The St. Augustine Record. “She picked up the tube and urine spilled onto her and her car.”

There are so many things wrong with that last sentence. Why in the world did she pick up a tube filled with an unknown liquid that she said smelled “like urine?”

Later, authorities and the teller determined that, yeah, it was urine. Local authorities are currently searching for the man and, if found, police say they will charge him charge with “nuisances injurious to health, a second-degree misdemeanor.”

Watch the video update:

From now on, it will probably be difficult to use the terms “liquid asset” and “bank deposit” in the same sentence without cringing a little.

(h/t ABC 25)

Comments (59)

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  • confederacyofdunces
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 9:00pm

    I thought human waste is treated as hazmat. Prosecute under The EPA’s rules. I used to work for the Army Corps of Engineers, If any mud from the jobsite got out onto the street or ran off into a stream or lake on the base we could be looking at stiff fines. It’s silly to think of the govt fining the govt but they have to justify their paychecks. In any case I would be reasonably certain that human waste is hazmat and this could be considered a biological attack.
    In California we could not wash seagull waste off Navy piers because it was considered hazmat and the minute amounts of chlorine in the tap water is hazmat in Ca. Pretty stupid

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  • eramthgin
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:22pm

    find him and then let the lawsuits begin. What a punk.

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  • Salamander
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:02pm

    I wonder if he thought this might motivate the bank to carry money orders? They could have offered him a cashier’s check! My guess is their next business with him will be in a courtroom, after which the random ‘victim’ should get a crack at him!

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  • BubbaT
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:50pm

    Small amounts of pot or cocaine are felonies but this is just a misdemeanor. Our justice system is srsly fked up.

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  • arty6164
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:33pm

    You gotta give the guy a little credit, at least he didn’t press the send button. Imagine what a “splash” he would’ve made with the teller.

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  • jkilson
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:01pm

    though I’ve been uber-frustrated with banks in the past, and while they hypothetically deserve to be urinated on, this was beyond bad taste….

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  • Bakko Bomma
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 5:51pm

    He’ll be convicted a jury of his fellow peers.

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  • wildwood
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 5:11pm

    Looks like Obama , tRUMKA SEIU AND THE OTHER UNUONS AND DEMOCRATS TRAINED THEIR ARMY WELL?????
    wHAT A BLIGHT THESE THUGS ARE TO AMERICA, !!!!Pathetic flock!!!
    Thank God there are only a small percentage of America!!!!

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  • Bombgod1
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 5:03pm

    That is some funny stuff. Don’t P**S off the customers.

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  • AVATARBABY
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:59pm

    Hmmm….vacuum tube…urine sample….doctors office drive through. It could work!

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  • shift
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:49pm

    Im just trying to figure out how hard it would be to do this sitting in the front seat of your car without ******* yourself as well.

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    • TheLeftMadeMeRight
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 5:00pm

      It’s like everything else in life, depends on how much practice you have had….

      So I’ve been told. :)

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    • Msgt Ret
      Posted on November 8, 2011 at 7:08am

      He must be a truck driver, they do it in bottles while driving all the time!

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  • scottkeen
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:44pm

    “It’s all pipes, Jerry! They’re all connected!”

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  • Dismayed Veteran
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:28pm

    It’s all in the angle of the dangle.

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    • Ruler4You
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:37pm

      In my state he’d have to register as a sex offender, for life.

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  • Raisingmy3boysright
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:17pm

    How stupid are people? Like it is the teller‘s fault they don’t sell money orders? “Why do they call it common sense when it is so uncommon”~ Fred Thompson

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    • motonutt
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:46pm

      My wife is a teller and it’s a big part of the job dealing with jerks. Also the attempted fraud that goes on daily. It’s very common occurance and we live in a somewhat small town.

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    • Salamander
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:57pm

      With all deference to your wife, the last time I used a teller, she left off the ‘cents’ portion of the deposit and I didn’t notice it until that evening (these old eyes aren’t what they used to be)! I called, but couldn’t get back to that branch for a week! They took my complaint and promised a correction, but nada! They had no image of the check and no way to check it out other than the teller balance for they day. It was a tax refund, so I had a letter stating the amount and provided that for their records! I had tried to use the ATM (which has been my normal practice for years), but the parking lot was so full I couldn’t find a place to leave the car and pulled into the auto teller window instead! That will be my last visit to an auto teller window and I’m seriously thinking of moving my business elsewhere! It isn‘t the amount that’s my concern, but the cavalier attitude and lack of response to a 10-year customer of that institution!

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    • motonutt
      Posted on November 8, 2011 at 9:32am

      @SALAMANDER…..It sounds to me like you need to find another bank. I also work in banks and some banks do suck. It depends on the management like anything else. But there are many that take professionalism very seriously, find one of those. At the one my wife works at, if you screw up more than a couple times, even a small mistake you are gone.

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  • moreteaplease
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:17pm

    I see things like this as being indicative of an entitlement society where adults, as kids, were raised to think they should be given whatever they desire and if they don’t then they throw a tantrum until they get their way or they just do something vengeful.

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  • Outlaw_Josey_Wales
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:12pm

    His Mama did a bad job of potty training.

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  • biohazard23
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:01pm

    Wow, did OWS move to Palm Bay?? Oh wait, it couldn’t be. They would have left a more substantial deposit in that tube…..

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  • geonj
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:58pm

    it is the fault of the evil corporations. not this fellow’s fault. he just had to exercise his 1st amendment rights.

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    • Rajabear1
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 5:57pm

      What is sick is he would probably win in court with that defense. The bar has already been set.

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  • shift
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:48pm

    Look on the bright side, he could have filled the tobe with something far more disgusting.

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    • Salamander
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:09pm

      Ah, you mean like what gets left on our church portico on Sunday? Our Deacons have learned to bring in a pair of Rubbermaid gloves and plastic bags, a brush and some Chlorox to make the place presentable for Sunday services! (City church! But, I had to clean up the same surprise at an auto dealership one Saturday, 15 minutes before opening! Everyone else laughed and ‘ewed’, so I embarked on the challenge and embarfed a few times enroute to the dumpster (no pun intended) out back! No one even said ‘thank you’, but they were happy to jump my prospects all day, like fish in a tank at feeding time!)

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  • joeblowe
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:47pm

    I guess you could say he was “pissed” off

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    • Mtroom
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:59pm

      better to be pissed off, than pissed on I’ve always been told

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  • RightUnite
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:42pm

    What woman in her right mind would pick that nasty thing up?? Much less get some on herself?? Uuuggghhhhh!!!

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  • BenInNY
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:42pm

    What was the bank “costumed” as? :P

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  • Indymaverick
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:38pm

    Those tubes are not water tite. They will have to flush the whole system just to get the pee out.

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  • Cody32084
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:28pm

    I live about 10 miles from Palm Coast, I swear the people that live there are a little off, no kidding, they just give off a weard vibe, everyone says so.

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    • Sonofflash
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 4:22pm

      I live in Bunnell and you are 100% on about Palm Coast. It was nice in 1994.

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    • zippo
      Posted on November 7, 2011 at 10:14pm

      The teller was probably a complete b****. She is just lucky it was only urine.

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  • jakartaman
    Posted on November 7, 2011 at 3:26pm

    Now that’s being p-ssed off literally and figuratively

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