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Apparently There‘s Such a Thing as ’Defective Toilet Paper’
- Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:17am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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At first glance, this story’s headline may baffle you. What is “defective toilet paper?” It’s the same reaction many in the video report below had. But then you get into the details (that the University of Colorado is suing a toilet paper manufacturer), and it makes so much sense:
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Comments (98)
garylee123
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 11:02amBeats the Sears catalog and corn cobs.
Report Post »gingervitis
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 12:09pmare your cobs de corned before use?
Report Post »Salamander
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 11:22pmYou know bout the two buckets of corn, one red and one white! You use the red corn cobs to ‘clean up’! Then, you use a white cob to see if you need to use another red one!
Report Post »axel@25
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:58amexplains why Napolitano can’t wipe her southern border clean…defective toilet paper!
Report Post »thegodfather
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:51amIf this doesn’t call for senate hearings nothing does.
NO JUSTICE! NO PIECE! (of toilet paper…that is)
Report Post »raybojabo
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:50amToilet paper my big hairy white butt. Its the TAMPONS stoopid! I have four grown daughters. I know.
Report Post »Hisemiester
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:33amDefective toilet paper, Yep, it’s called Obama.
Report Post »Maggie in Indiana
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:33amThrow some charmin in he bowel come ack in a ew hours and it’s broken down into little pieces and almost desolved. Try that with some others and there is a difference. Mom pointed this out to me in the 80′s, I thought everyone knew that. she was so smart. Anyway it is true some tissue just lays there in the same clump as when it went in. don‘t ask how she knew this or how I discovered the difference it ain’t pretty. LOL
Report Post »Spinolio
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:32amThey probably bought some lame eco-friendly TP and got what they paid for. I hope it doesn’t have slivers, OUCH.
Report Post »pooterskooter
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:23amYep….Another Democrat Product! Always rubbing my Ass the wrong way!
Report Post »integrican
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:12amThis same ‘defective’ toilet paper improperly attached itself to my shoe. While trying to unattach said toilet paper, I stumbled a liitle bit and bumped into a bicyclist, who then swerved into traffic causing a 15 car pile-up. In this wreck a puppy was killed. I’M SUING!!!!!!!!
note: this whole thing is a bunch of CRAP!!! ; )
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:04amStill, it’s better than what the arabs use.
Report Post »dizzyinthedark
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:59amSell it to the middle east–sh…. for the shiites!
Report Post »trooper
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:55amThey should use their bare hands like the filthy muslime animals do. I hope I didn’t insult any animals out there.
Report Post »pavnvet
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:53amWho knows what else was flushed? How old are the pipes? Who determined the TP was the only cause of the plumbing issues?
The school is hopefully looking for a settlement. You can eat up 40 grand in legal fees in a hurry. I am sure the TP manufacturers are either going to quietly settle this for a few thousand or defend it to the point that there will be no winner. Some places in California, civil suits take 4 to 5 years to come to trial. All the kids there now will have graduated or flunked out and the dollar will be probably worth 50 per cent of what it is today. I don’t see a winner, even if the school is having a s**t fit.
Report Post »psst
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:51amIt’s not the TP.
Report Post »It the communist (aka government) that new /newer commodes can only be flushed w/ a cup of water.
I remember a cupla yrs ago, the people in Cali had to put bricks in the tanks so they would use less water.
Older lavs. had/have no problemo flushing newspapers for those who opt for them.
The communist (government)insists US were wasting too much water .
Instead of saving water, the newer bowls it uses more ,as One must flush multiple times to get the same effect that the older bowls got w/ one flush. Oh well. Government at work.
I recently read a story where San Fran Freako was experiencing the same porblems.
Ya know how greeeen they are out there(Freako) gotta save Mother(Earth) come hell or highwater.
Ooops! sorry. “Turlits” out O highwater.
Another thing about Freako and their stinky backed up sewer systems. Ya know the vaaast majority O the males are , oh well… ya know what I mean. Hence, they hafta use mucho “turlit” paper.That’s in addition to other usages.
I have not hoid a woid about all this from a Mz Sheryl Crow. She has been on this one sheet (1 square ) kick for quite some time. She wants to save trees and Mother.
She wants the government to mandate a 1 square usage.
I wonder what Ol Sheryl Crow will do if this goes into effect and she gits a case O da Diarrhea.
BTW. there were a huge bidniz in used commodes awhile back.People building new homes were opting for used “turlits” because these were a One flush jobs.
Hephzibah
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 12:14pmStupid government-regulated toilets don’t flush right. I don‘t know if that’s the problem here, but it is the problem in residential homes these days. Takes 2 – 3 flushes to do the same function one used to. Same with those irritating shower and faucet restrictions…one has to stay under the drizzling water twice (or more) as long just to rinse the soap off. We are governed by fools.
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:44amWell, one thing we know for sure ~~~~
There is DEFECTIVE leadership in the wh~
Report Post »auntbea
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:40amTo quote “Bible Quotin”, thanks Jonathon, for news we can’t live without.
Report Post »Carl1
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:33amNot a TP problem…… it’s just the youth of today are full of ****!!
Report Post »Ailene Wright
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 1:46pmIt must be all that progressive propaganda that is being fed to them. It doesn’t go down very well and is ends up being a costly experiment when all is said and done.
Report Post »Captain Crunch
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:29amSign on the wall:
We Recycle….
Report Post »The crap you flush today
Is your paper plates in the cafeteria tomorrow.
Outlaw_Josey_Wales
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:29amOh crap.
Report Post »RightWingConservativeNutJob
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:29aminteresting that a story about defective TP is right next to a story about BHO speaking…
Report Post »StevenL1955
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:27amThis is a bunch of Crap :lol:
Report Post »Obama Snake Oil Co
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:26amOh, sorry, I thought this was about Obamas birth certifigate again……….
Report Post »integrican
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:19amI’m suing you for a new computer monitor…..the one that was damaged after spewing coffee out of my nose after reading your post!!!! See you in court!!! (in about 5-7 years) ROFLOL!!!
Report Post »Lee_in_PA
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 12:20pmYou may still be right! AND LOL!
Report Post »Rickfromillinois
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:26amOnly in the California University system. It’s not the pipes, it’s not people using 1/2 a roll of TP to wipe their butts, it’s the toilet paper. We have a problem and somebody has to pay for it.
Report Post »PavZilla
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:35amCU Boulder (known as The Peoples Republich of Boulder) … the name Ward Churchill ring a bell?
Gads will that turd ever get flushed into oblivion?
Report Post »NuffSaid
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:48amThese guys have nothing but time on their hands, and more since they gave up TP. You’re right. Liberal World View- I am having a problem. Who can I blame.
This liberal view has the aroma of femininity about it, don’t you agree?
Report Post »teachermitch32
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:15amCallee-foor-neea (please use ex-governer’s accent) is perhaps thee most letigious state in the union. Because of this, in part, it has become a business unfriendly climate and businesses have been leaving in droves for years. This, in turn, has caused (again, in part) our economy to take a dump.
I give us maybe 5 more years for either the “big one” (and we fall into the ocean), or we become the first leg of Aztlan. The businesses will be big, outdoor markets and gardeners. The agricultural fields, for the most part, will turn to dust (maybe). Nevada and Arizona will travel here for their beads and sandal souveniers. Orrrrrr, they will have fine beachfront property.
Report Post »AmericanStrega
Posted on May 8, 2011 at 9:11pmCU is in Boulder, Colorado.
Report Post »SLR Cameras
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:25amthis reminds me of the blue collar comedy skit talking about “Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper.
“Because we’ve become so ecologically minded now, they’ve developed a product called “Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper.” Just how rapidly are we talking? Because I don’t want to have to play “Beat the Clock” in the thicket, all right? If it’s dark, I can‘t see what’s going on down there.
I got to know that toilet paper is going to be there to finish the job.”
all the students who agreed with this suite will be sorry if they switch over to this type of toilet paper.
Report Post »MadeintheUSA2
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:50amWhen the label on MANY toilet papers sold in the USA says it is made from foreign and domestic materials…we get what we deserve, crappy TP! BUT, my question is this–exactly what are those foreign and domestic materials? Floor sweepings pressed together from a nasty factory or sweat shop? What are we wiping our behinds with and it is toxic? Just my twisted brain in overdrive this morning, go on about your day:)))))))
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:25amSo it’s pretty crappy paper. I get it. Moving on.
Report Post »IMPEACHBHO
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:26amObama blames big oil the those wall street guys
Report Post »LOOKING_BOTH_WAYS
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:28amI agree .. this is a crappy story
Report Post »lovenfl3
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:29amHere is a great example of our society in decline. Defective toilet paper? Everybody is looking for ways to sue someone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUA3iQjLH4g
Report Post »Sinista MACE
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:36amGet some dried leaves.
Report Post »GETLIFE
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:36amI have a private septic system and am always looking for the most defective toilet paper I can find so it won’t clog the system. Where can I get some?
Report Post »Gail_B_Bell
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:36amThe Obummer Administrations are responsible for government manipulations of toilet paper and have caused the nation to have to flush more to get toilets clean in the first place by having Gangsta gallon Flush rules KEPT IN PLACE while the world suffers.
Report Post »roachesneverdie
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:48amAt the dollars current rate of decline we may be able to use “benjamins” if all else fails… Just sayin’
Report Post »APatriotFirst
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:54amJust a small thought to the college………..DO NOT BUY THAT TP AGAIN.
Report Post »UncleBuck
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 9:59amYup Defective toilet paper, wrapped around bin loadin’s dead head….
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:00amThere is another defective [toilet] paper that has not been mentioned here… The “New York Times”.
Report Post »NeoFan
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:26amWe knew it was just a matter of time before the “progressives” would no longer be able to wipe their own butts.
Report Post »Blackhawk1
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:33amWell I guess they ignored Sheryl Crow’s Environmental movements.On her Global Warming College Tour she encouraged students to limit use to one square normally, two to three squares on ‘pesky occasions’.
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:34amGETLIFE
Report Post »Angel Soft works well for me; it replaced Septic Sure. It was taken off the market for some reason.
CatB
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 11:17amI had this problem with one brand … I CHANGED BRANDS! Problem solved.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 11:22amSend this Toilet Paper to the White house…There is defective crap in there…they need this paper to clean it OUT..
Report Post »GODSAMERICA
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 1:53pmWhy is it dangerous and defective?
#1: They probably consider it defective because it’s WHITE
#2: Because the toilet paper does not control how many sheets of it the people pull off the roll.
BLAZE: This could be your next poll. Would it be #1 or #2 or both that is the culprit.
Report Post »arudedwg
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 10:09pmTwo guys go camping. One has to take a crap. The both realize they forgot toilet paper. So, the friend says, “No problem, just use a dollar.” So the guy goes into the bushes and comes out a few minutes later with crap all over both his hand. The friend askes, “Didn’t you use a dollar like I suggested? The other guy says, “YEAH! But it’s still hard to clean your @$$ with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel.”
Report Post »Professional Infidel
Posted on May 6, 2011 at 11:09pmwell “wipe my ass” even with that!! when you need it it doesn‘t matter’ as long as it doesn’t have a hole in it., as far as stopping up the place, it’s the econ water 1 gal flush the green idiots insist on, at that school!!!
Report Post »ramburner
Posted on May 7, 2011 at 8:33amIs this the best we can do for news?
@theBlaze; Get rid of the pop out banner at bottom; we know how to go to the next article! If you agree, then please make the same comments until this banner is eliminated. Please contact contact@theblaze.com and request removal of Banner.
Report Post »oldoldtimer
Posted on May 7, 2011 at 8:41pmHa! Ha! funny comments. What you don’t know but your wives do is they heve increased the diameter of the roller 25%(less paper) they are making the paper thinner(takes more to wipe without a tear through) They heave decreased the amount on a roll and on top of that they increased the price by 35%. Bu tt wiping is not as cheap as it use to be. And whats even worse there are no Sears catalogs any more. Boy I hated those glossy pages.
Report Post »Secret Squirrel
Posted on May 8, 2011 at 10:19pm…
Report Post »“Apparently There‘s Such a Thing as ’Defective Toilet Paper’”
Are you kidding?
Ever used a “Porta-John?”
I guess not.