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As Society ‘Melts Down’ Beck Heats Things Up for Valentine’s Day on GBTV!
- Posted on February 15, 2012 at 1:33am by
Tiffany Gabbay
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Total collapse. Fire. People protesting in the streets. Society melting down to the consistency of jello… Are you are starting to heat up yet?
Well, maybe you will if you add a little Barry White to the carnage.
Watch Glenn Beck‘s hilarious Valentine’s Day homage from Tuesday’s program on GBTV.
After all, what woman doesn’t like the “smell of tear gas” and the sight of broken glass on Valentine’s?



















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Comments (46)
Kaoscontrol
Posted on February 16, 2012 at 3:04amI realize it’s all in the name of “comedic bits” but this “Glenn the ladies man” stuff makes us real uncomfortable. Does he realize how much he dishonors his wife Tanya when he does this?
What is it supposed to be…a satire of a porn movie with some babe in fatigues? Who and what was that? (correct me if im wrong, but I don’t think the girl in fatigues was Tanya). It‘s the first time we’ve turned off the show in disgust. Honestly, if we wanted that kind of innuendo we’d watch network sitcoms.
Glenn: George Washington wouldn’t behave in such a fashion.
Report Post »Let me remind You of how Billy Grahm is carefull with having even the ‘appearance’ of evil.
Don’t forget you have feet of clay and that many a mighty man has fallen because of stuff like this…We need you to be strong for us.
Totally Domestic
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:25pmGlenn, you sexy Keebler Elf !!
Great show! Funny but very informative with the debt comparisons.
Report Post »Totally Domestic
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:22pmGlenn……..you sexy Keebler Elf !!
Report Post »sheepsden
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 5:31pmwho was that camo clad babe
Report Post »Shortcut2020
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 7:49pmYeah!!!! Who was that! …. She was AWESOME
Report Post »Seeds
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 3:02pmI have seen others have posted this as well. I can’t hear Glenn speaking not only on here but also on GBTV. Can you please turn up the volume…Easier to turn down then turn up please. I do want to hear you………………. important Glenn so many are turning you off simply because they can’t hear you… tech problem or…. ?
Report Post »robert
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 4:12pmWell, I could hear the sound o.k., but I can’t see where this Barry White is anything special to listen to. I never heard of him until the video played.
So far as trying to get your lady romantic to the sound of breaking glass and the smell of tear gas, I think Glenn’s point is that it is coming down without a doubt. He’s right. This situation is unsustainable, and the ongoing financial turmoil is set to get worse this year. Europe has bond payments coming due in March which will be troublesome to meet…..and maybe impossible for Spain, Portugal and Ireland.
While we aren’t near the overall level of Greece right now our debt to GDP ratio is about the same. Only our ability to print money as the worlld’s reserve currency is keeping us above water right now.
With the stock market rising slowly as it has, we’re in a stand off period that is going to be viewed…in hindsight….as the calm before the storm. Glenn bet O’Reilly a dinner that we would be seeing violence in the streets by summer. He probably had in mind OWS and the Democratic National Convention, which most are betting also will be an attempt by the far left to turn the Democrats even further to the left as successfully as they did in the past at the 68′ convention.
As far as out and out fighting goes between the multicult tribes, it has to build a bit before critical mass is reached, but it’s coming as surely as the sun sets in the West.
Report Post »EBL
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 1:16pmhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/02/separated-at-birth-creepy-couples.html
You might have missed my Separated at Birth: Creepy Democratic Couples Valentine’s Day Post. It is on point for this story!
Report Post »Joshua7
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 1:01pmLOL
That was funny and disturbing all at the same time for many reasons.
Report Post »UBETHECHANGE
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 9:54amGlenn cracks me up and informs me all in one package! I have a man crush! God bless you Glenn! Keep telling the truth! I stand with you!
Report Post »FoxholeAtheist
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 9:21amHow is that whole Texas compound thing going for Glenneth? How many wives does he have now? 10? 12? He can hide a lot of women and babies in that thing.
Report Post »UBETHECHANGE
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 9:51amYou are a bore.
Report Post »BlackCrow
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 10:52amGo crawl back under your bridge.
Report Post »COFemale
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 11:55amYou are confused, Glenn’s religion does not believe in multiple wives or concubines for that matter. However, you might be lying not only to your wife, but your girlfriends also. If you are going to point fingers, you might want to point back it your own direction first and ask, “Am I right in my life”.
Report Post »just_cookie
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:49amI am really worried about Glen! I found the show last night sick, appalling and awful! I reccomended him to alot of people, and I was just sick! I won’t reccomend his show again.
Report Post »UBETHECHANGE
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 9:51amBye.
Report Post »COFemale
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 11:53amGood riddance, don’t let the browser hit you in your hiney on your way out.
I was cracking up the whole time. Glenn is a great comedian. I always laugh at his antics.
So Planned Parenthood showing porno to teens on their sight is okay, but Glenn’s antics on Valentine you call sick. Maybe you need to stand in front of a mirror and take a good long look at yourself and ask are you really objecting to the right things in your life? Personally, I would say you are not.
Report Post »Mattyboy
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:12amI heard this all before-this was supposed to happen years ago according to his predictions. I am getting tired of Glenn’s money making strategies.
Report Post »Grady Curve
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:35amIf you are tired dont listen and stay off this web site.. If you are tired, do not prepare for what IS coming and go swim with the socialist lemmings that dont understand when you kill off the provider class the parasite class dies as well….
Report Post »JRook
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:42am@Grady Curve Nice rant. Totally baseless but nice rant. Let’s be clear there is no provider class as you call it without a working class that gets paid a fair wage and can actually buy things. Consumption drives demand which leads to job creation. The wealthy do not create jobs, the like other investment agents (mutual funds, pension funds, small investors) enable companies to respond to demand. Real wages have gone down since 1980. Take a break and follow the money and you’ll find out who really benefits from Federal spending…. and its not the poor.
Report Post »COFemale
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 11:59amBYE and Good riddance.
When the sh_____t hits the fan, don’t come knocking at my door for help.
I guess you missed Glenn’s comments that he did not have a time table, but he felt it was coming here. If you keep watching MSM and read their papers, then you get what you get.
Report Post »ZeroOff4impact
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:10amWas Great ..
Report Post »G man
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:01amWhen Glenn licked his finger and touched his nipple, snot came out of my nose I was laughing so hard. Nobody can make global collapse funnier than Glenn.
Report Post »Ford
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 8:00amHilarious, and might I add what a lucky girl ;)
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 7:17amI gave my wife a new 9mm for V day….I need to go find some body armor.
Report Post »BlackCrow
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 10:56amA 9 mil? Come on man If my 5′3″ 120 pound wife can comfortably shoot a .357 mag and 45 ACP you can get her something that would be effective without putting 15 rounds into them.
Report Post »peace maker
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 11:49amIt is a misconception that size matters when concerning a side arm. A 9mm can stop a target very well, so can a .22, so can a dull spoon or my bare hands if you know how to use them. You are only as effective as to the comfort level you have in handling your weapon and getting target acquisition. Statistics show that trained professionals are only 11% on target their first shot in a conflict, where does that put the average Joe? It cracks me up to watch all these people bring the biggest gun they can barley carry to the range and yes they yield a lot of potential stopping power but all that energy is a waste because they can’t hit the broad side of a barn. They might be able to wound someone at 7 yards while my wife can consistently put a 9mm round between the targets eyes at 25-50 yards. It is all about placement. A 13 year old Navajo boy who was used to shooting rabbits, killed a sheriff’s deputy with one shot at over 150 yards with a .22 rifle. Its great that your wife can carry and shoot a .357, but how comfortable is she in accurately hitting a target under duress. She might be better able to stop an attacker with a 9mm then a .45 or .357. Don’t fall into the myth that 9mm can’t do the job.
Report Post »Freedom Keeper
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 6:20amhttp://oleglorynews.com/2012/02/14/stolen-liberties/ our rights our being stripped from us
Report Post »ExpatInLux
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 6:06amAnyone know where to find a link to the visual representation of debt by country that he used during the show?
Report Post »ToddinVB
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 6:18amHere ya go…
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/infographic-presenting-world-covered-hundred-dollar-bill-debt
Report Post »grumpyt
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 5:38amDavid was as scary as he has ever been. With a smile, “get out of the US”(not exact, but really close) and as hot a woman as anywhere on Fox with Mr. Fatty McFat-Fat. Shows you how money CAN get the girl! HA Great Show!
Report Post »Freedom Keeper
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 3:36amHaha funny/awkward show today. Happy Valentines Day all!
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 3:24amWhat a Stupid Government that we have… but tragically, it is the best in This World! Reality sucks!
Report Post »TomFerrari
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 6:15amALL government is “stupid.”
Report Post »Our founders understood that.
We are born in a pure state of freedom and liberty, that is the natural state of man.
ANY government at all, infringes upon that freedom and liberty.
That freedom and liberty comes from GOD, HIMSELF.
So, to abridge those blessings given to us by GOD, is the most undesirable thing you can do to somebody.
With that in mind, they designed a severely limited government whose sole purpose was to DEFEND those rights that God has given us.
So, you are correct, government is “stupid,“ and ours is the ”best” there is… at least ours is DESIGNED to be the best – but it has been mis-used, bastardized and abused to the point that our true government is no longer visible. This has been done by those seeking power and money. And we have sat idly by as it happened.
LeadNotFollow
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 2:52am…
Report Post »Happy Valentine’s Day Glenn !!!
jujubeebee
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 2:47amwasting space with this one
Report Post »ConstLaw
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 2:53amMore informative news from The Blaze.
Report Post »Searchingforthelight
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 2:44amHopefully in 8 months Ill be living in my own garden of Eden.
Report Post »PapaJohannesPatriot
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 2:30amSo who was the hot chick in the cammo outfit?
Report Post »Trevorkian420
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 2:52amExactly I tried to find her on Facebook, but no luck she was a cutie I want to know who she is
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 3:17amDitto!
Report Post »Freedom Keeper
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 7:14amShe looked a lot like Tiffany but I don’t think it was her….
Report Post »Vegasdad702
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 7:21amhahaha Yeah my wife and I were wondering too. She was beautiful, and wearing just the right thing. LOL, that was so awkward but I couldn’t look away! Sooooo funny! “you take the fork!” oh man, Tanya is gonna kick his butt!
Report Post »Freedom Keeper
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 7:47am@Vegasdad….haha I‘d think Tania would kick his butt if she weren’t in an army uniform….lol….that was just too funny!
Report Post »Jenasus
Posted on February 15, 2012 at 2:00amHaPpY VaLenTiNeS DaY
If RoSeS are ReD and ViOLeTeS are BLuE than I will give my LOVE to YOU.
Chocolates, cherries, flowers and a suprise for you.
Sealed with a kiss on your valentine.
Live to love to give,
Report Post »Jenasus
PS Top it off with a hot massage.