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Beck TV: Glenn ‘Revisits’ Fairy Tale of ‘The Three Little Pigs’
- Posted on March 17, 2011 at 8:42am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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So what exactly are they teaching our kids nowadays? On TV last night, Glenn revealed educators are now even changing classic fairy tales to teach updated lessons. You know, like recycling and “communication.”
We first brought you the story of “The Three Little Pigs Revisited” back in November. On TV last night, Glenn delivers the original message of the classic fairy tale: “prepare.”
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Comments (54)
Lumpy99
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 3:01pmbroker0101
“Beck has become a Parody of Himself. What an embarrassing joke.”
No, you are a joke you Communist planted troll. You go away. Please.
Report Post »Jack007
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 3:32pm@LUMPY99
Report Post »Your Silly
OperationSmallGVT
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 2:55pmhahahahaha OMG the goat lady baaaad baaad baaaad oh I cried laughing that just made my day … thats funny Glenn lol
Report Post »Jack007
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 2:48pmGlenn you are Da Man!!! Thanx
Report Post »FoxholeAtheist
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:49pmLike he keeps revisiting the fairy tales of the Bible and the Book of Mormon?
Report Post »Its Gonna Getcha
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:30pmSaw this. Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? (I AM!)
Everybody sing together -
House of straw
I build my house of hay
I toot my flute
I don’t give a hoot
And play around all day
I build my house of sticks
I build my house of twigs
With a hey-diddle-diddle
I play on my fiddle
And dance all kinds of jigs
I build my house of stone
I build my house of bricks
I have no chance
To sing and dance
‘Cause work and play don’t mix
He don’t take no time to play
Time to play, time to play
All he does is work all day
You can play and laugh and fiddle
Don’t think you can make me sore
I‘ll be safe and you’ll be sorry
When the wolf comes through your door
Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?
Big, bad wolf? Big, bad wolf?
Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?
Tra-la-la-la-la
(knock, knock)
PIGS: Who’s there?
WOLF: I’m a poor little sheep with no place to sleep.
Please open the door and let me in.
PIGS: Not by the hair of our chinny-chin-chin.
You can’t fool us with that old sheep skin!
WOLF: I‘ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!
Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?
Report Post »Big, bad wolf? Big, bad wolf?
Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?
Tra-la-la-la-la
allenl
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:15pmI am sick and tired of everything being blamed on Free Masons. People get Over your FEARS. WE do not want to take Over the world. TOO BIG a task.. I’m a 32nd degree Scotish Rite Mason, A Knights Templar, A YORK RITE MASON, A Shriner and A PAST MASTER of VALLEY High LODGE # 1407 AF&AM. PLEASE LEAVE MASONIC AFFILIATION OUT OF THIS. I RESENT the tagging that we are maligned like this. We RE A civic ORGANIZATION. wE HAVE SECRETS THAT WE DO NOT SHARE. so do you. do TELL THE WORLD WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS of your home?
Report Post »Nigel2
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:14pmGlenn just loves to give his critics new ammo. We all know the context of this story but they will use this as just one more thing to label him a nut.
Report Post »bdweimer
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:11pmVery nicely told, Mr. Beck! Think I will start telling my kids the ORIGINAL story of the 3 little pigs!
Report Post »allenl
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:00pm!. No weoman can be made a mason in America. They can in parts of Europe.
Report Post »2. There is no ILLUMINATTI> It was disbanded afyer a short life durring the Revolutionary war.
3. The freemasons donlt want to take over the world… Too big of a task.
4. I’m a Free Mason. Past Master of Valley High Lodge #1407, San Antonio, Texas. Consirory therosts stike me as funny because you are AFARID of Civic organization that does good.. Ever hear of the Shriners? Hospitals without cash reagisters. Ya that’s what Masons Support because you have to be a Mason before you can become a Shriner.
Mil Mom
Posted on March 18, 2011 at 12:18amOnly one question? Per Hollywood’s most famous movies with Freemasons as heroes; Q) “Were you given BO’s birth certificate, adoption papers, passport, school records, etc. to store in one of those hidden rooms full of treasure, and if so, what famous document will have the treasure map on it?”
Report Post »Diablo4965
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 11:45amThought this was a story about Obama,Reid and Pelosi.
Report Post »markgl
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 11:14amI still like the Green Jello version. Hey yo wolf face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CYwNWHZuT0
Report Post »donh2
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 11:11amI am so glad to read how many people know the story of the ant and the grasshopper was taught as a lesson for children to work hard and prepare yourself for winter. The grasshopper may have a good time fiddling away the summer , but his lack of productive work leaves him naked in the cold winter and he must beg or steal from the ant. Marxist American culture now trains children to grow into grasshopper cannibals.
Report Post »Mr Spock
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 11:10amAre you sure this is the one about the 3 little pigs?
Report Post »wildwood
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 10:31amThose poor liberals, they never got the lesson of the three little pig!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »Can’t handle kindergarden thinking!!!!!!!!
Phoenician
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:50amGlenn kicked marxist butt last night! Full of passion, he was in rare form! Thank you, Glenn, for exposing these communists! God bless you & yours!
Well, well, look who obama is going to visit in Rio this coming weekend — another commie, who’s friends with Chavez & Castro, and most likely weather underground terrorist bill ayers & bernadine dohrn! It’s probably a combination vacation/family reunion! Surely no American journalists will cover this!
http://newzeal.blogspot.com/2010/12/dilma-rousseff-brazils-radical_06.html “The new president of Brazil, Dilma Roussseff is even more radical than her marxist predecessor and can in no way be seen as any sort of ally by Western governments – except perhaps the Obama Administration.”
“Rousseff was labeled one of Brazil’s most wanted and beautiful fugitives. After three years underground, At the age of nineteen she was captured in 1970 by Brazil’s military police, in a “sting” operation and was considered a big enough catch that a military prosecutor labeled her the “Joan of Arc” of the guerrilla movement. She was submitted to several weeks of brutal torture while held in the Tiradentes prison.
Charged with subversion by the right-wing military government, she suffered through the disappearance and torture of her Marxist companions, some of whom died or were killed by the military. Rousseff was held in prison for three years, being released in 1972. The government forbade her to engage in political activities. However, as a fighter for Brazil’s left-wing guerrilla movement in 1969, she exchanged a wedding dress for fatigues and remained in the underground.”
Obama’s priorities are: Golf, Final Four Brackets, Golf, Parties, Golf, Vacations, Golf, Executive Orders to the 2nd Amendment, Golf, those “tea-bag waving Tea Partiers,” Golf, Suing the State of Arizona, Golf, Silencing dissent, Golf, Indoctrinating children, Golf, Taking over health care, Golf, Keeping his records sealed, Golf, Stopping oil drilling for AMERICANS, Golf, Making as many communist friends as he can, Golf, muslim interests, Golf, changing America to the point that it’s unrecognizable, Golf, making enemies out of once allies, GOLF …
His priorities SHOULD be: The economy, Japan, Libya, and acting like he actually cares about the country he spent hundreds of millions of dollars to take over!
2012 can’t come soon enough! God bless America!
Report Post »silcat
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:43amAnother classic Beck. Humor and reality.
Report Post »Maggie in Indiana
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:28amWe had a collection of childrens classics when we were kids and this is the story I heard, They were eaten and the wolf got his in the end. I went and looked on my grandson’s shelf and his copy says they ran from house to house and the wolf just went away. Sad. Hucj Finn is under attack too.
Report Post »entropy
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:18amI would venture that the high school teachers in this country have done more to destroy the American spirit than probably any other group except crooked politicians. If you want your kid to become a mind-numbed, socialist commie, at least until he or she is 30 years old or so, send them to a public high school.
Report Post »mrsmileyface
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:02amThe wolf was really Al Sharpton in disguise, making sure that their government checks were coming because they were a minority ( talking pigs that can build sub-par housing)
Report Post »brntout
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:01amAnd to rethink the story as G.E ,Government,Unions as the three big pigs,and welfare recipients as the big bad wolf would be so wrong.Sounds like an update to me
Report Post »heavyduty
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 8:58amI don’t know what they are teaching in the schools now days. But I know when they get out, the kids are much smarter than when they went in. Hopefully, people will home school their kids and teach them the facts of life as they really are.
Report Post »The Democrats have always lived in a fantasy world. Sort of like Fantasy Island type of world. Like Weiner lives in.
Celtat
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:20amHorribly shocking whats taught now. I was reading a book with our 7 year old last night, The main character is a little girl. In the story you meet her mother, described as ‘A single Mother’, saying that the mother does what she can but the little girl gets tired of having to make due or do without sometimes. NO mention of a father, and then wow the story adds that there’s a little baby cooing across the room. Ok only about 15 years ago this mom could have been referred to as a S— or whatever, now they make it sound so normal. How did we fall this far beyond the slippery slope so fast?
Report Post »alrunner58
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 8:56amUmmm I love wolf soup. I keep an eye on my grandchildren as to what is going on in their school. This is one more thing I get to bother them about.
Report Post »DennisMichael
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:35amI am in the rut too!! These schools scare the hell out of me. I learned more on my own then I did in school on our “real” history!!!
Report Post »Bulldog43
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 8:56amFrom some reason, this brings to mind that Green Jello song of the 3 little pigs.
“Yo, wolf-face, I’m your worst nightmare, your *** is mine!”
Report Post »Skippy Toes
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 8:56amOMG As the “old man” on Pawn Shop would say.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 8:52amRevisionist rewriting of the stories continues; I agree with Beck, send these to the recycle bins…
Anyone for wolfie soup?
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:00am…and the 3 little pigs accepted the Wolf for being sly and a killer. Also, the Wolf had a change of heart and became a vegetarian after the 3 pigs convinced him that eating meat meant he was a racist and it was bad. Then the government stepped in and made eating bacon, ribs and pork illegal along with guns and knives… they lived happily ever after….then were killed by the corrupt government… The End!
Report Post »broker0101
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:09amBeck has become a Parody of Himself. What an embarrassing joke.
ishka4me
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:12ambest analogy would be grasshopper and the ant. too many grasshoppers wanting to survive off of the ants work.
Report Post »ishka4me
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:20amtoday, it is winter, the grasshoppers formed a union demanding the property of the ants on the grounds of social justice.
Report Post »SpankDaMonkey
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:30am.
Report Post »I think I would have to go to the school and spank the moron who would send that crap home with one of my kids……..
Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 9:57amI was reading a friend’s kids book that they checked out of the local elementary school library a few days ago and it was nothing but environmental propaganda. It is amazing the garbage kids are learning today.
Report Post »Uncle Crusty
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 10:38amlol, yay for revisionist history and stories, my how those pig progressives can change history to suit their agenda…gotta love the wolf, he won’t eat you, he won’t hurt you, please, really?! So it goes, as we drown in debt, all the little progressive piggies just want to spend more money, isn’t that a hoot? Bye, Bye, Miss American pie, drove my chevy to the levy, and went OVER it! Crash, bang, boom, we all are going to doom – ain’t no way to get out of the hole WE ALL have dug for ourselves! Believe it or not, I could care less what anybody things, left, right, center, we all are down the rabbit hole now! Who is going to pay our $14 trillion in debt? Who now will buy our treasuries? ROFLOL, progressives have done their job well, and they have crashed our economy into the ditch, and there is no tow truck to get us out now! But that’s ok, everything will work out, right, just have hope, yes? LOL, put a fork in Amerika, we’re done, someone is going to have a feast on us…have you learned Mandarin yet….plop, plop, plop!
Report Post »Oh, God!
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 10:43amMy 7 year old had to read this story for homework and answer some questions. I was happy to find out he had the correct version. But then, he attends a parochial school, not a public school.
Report Post »Dale
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 10:43ambroker; how do I contact you?
Report Post »smithclar3nc3
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 12:54pmThe ant works very hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Comes winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
THE NEW LIBERAL VERSION OF THE SAME STORY
It starts out the same but when winter comes the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, and ABC show up and show pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to some film of the ant in his comfortable warm home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can it be, in a country of such wealth that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Then a representative of the N.A.A.G.B. (The National Association of Green Bugs) shows up on Night Line and charges the ant with “Green Bias” and makes the case that the grasshopper is the victim of 30 million years of greenism. Kermit the frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when he sings “It’s Not Easy Being Green.”
Bill and Hillary Clinton make a special guest appearance on the CBS evening news and tell a concerned Dan Rather that they will do everything they can for the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefitted unfairly during the summer, or as Bill refers to it, the “Temperatures Of The 80′s”.
Finally the E.E.O.C. drafts the “Economic Equity and Anti-Greenism Act” RETRO- ACTIVE to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and having nothing left to pay his Retro-Active Taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
The modern version of the story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last little bits of the ant‘s food while the government house he’s living in …. which just happens to be the ant’s old house …. crumbles around him since he doesn’t know or seem to care how to maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow. And on the big screen TV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant’s food, Bill Clinton is standing before a wildly applauding group of Liberals announcing that a new era of “Fairness” has dawned in America!
Report Post »CatB
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:16pmOnce again @BROKE .. for a “joke” you and YOUR OBAMA are the biggest.
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 1:21pmWait till muslims start protesting and threatening head-chops.
Report Post »3 little pigs will become
3 little goats.
gingervitis
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 4:01pmthere really was three little pigs
Report Post »two were progressive’s
one a god fearing conservative.
one produced of which the others took
the taker pigs grew fat and lazy
their leaders meet all their needs
takers work was only to vote
keeping their masters in power
taker women had great litters
the more, the merrier
each piglet meant “Mo Money”
the producer worked harder and harder
takers took more and more
producer pig could take no more
he headed for the door.
the big bad wolf came a calling
taker pigs were too fat and lazy to run
the wolf thanked their leaders
for what he was about to stew.
gingervitis
Posted on March 17, 2011 at 4:16pmForgive me lord for what I am to write:
Three pigs, one wolf lived in Obamaland
Report Post »There the concept of marriage was absent
The wolf grew anxious
for the taste of pork
his prior advances had all failed
he could marry a sow and not be jailed
He asked for her foot in marriage
It was a strange wedding
She went “We,we, we” until supper time
jackrorabbit
Posted on March 18, 2011 at 1:00amThis was one of his best bits in a long time, he would have had me in stitches, except that IT’S REAL!!! God, help us please, because there are too many idiots for us to teach how to think and the school system isn’t doing us any favors.
Report Post »jbl8199
Posted on March 18, 2011 at 1:04amLol, well that was interesting. I think I liked Becks version better.
Report Post »weeblewacker1
Posted on March 18, 2011 at 9:47amhehee,so beck has to explain the meaning of the 3 little pigs story to his followers now? man,what are you gonna do when he is gone from pox news in dec.?
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