Entertainment

Beck ‘Water Boards’ Radio Co-Host With Ensure to Mock ‘60 Minutes’ Report

Glenn Beck and Pat Gray Lampoon Leslie Stahl Over Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Comment, Ensure Board Stu Burguiere

You may have already heard of (or seen) the arguably over-the-top “60 Minutes” interview between Leslie Stahl and former Director of the National Clandestine Service, Jose Rodriguez, on the waterboarding and overall treatment of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (KSM). In the wake of Stahl’s visible outrage over discovering KSM’s diet was fortified with Ensure nutritional supplement shakes (an “Orwellian tactic,” she said), Glenn Beck and one of his co-hosts, Pat Gray, took no prisoners — literally — and decided to show Stu Burguiere what torture really looks like (Stu thought being fed Ensure was not torture, while Gray maintained, quite cheekily, it was).

And well, it looks… delicious.

 

 

For reference, below is a clip of the Stahl interview:

 

Comments (110)

  • canada 1958
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:18pm

    i fell aslepe in the bathtub and woke up with water in my mouth. so i guess i water boarded myself oh the horror

    Report Post »  
    • imsteph
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 4:37pm

      Lol!

      Report Post » imsteph  
    • fastfacts1
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 5:08pm

      It may be true that we need more waterboarding if they gave us bin Laden. If you didn’t see it. Glenn Beck‘s ’Rumor of Wars 3′ was fantastic. If you missed it here it is: http://www.thedailycandidate.com/video/2012/apr/rumors_of_war3.html

      A MUST SEE, WE NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT…

      Report Post »  
    • LIBSALWAYSLIE
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 5:08pm

      Stahl is just another liberal propaganda mouthpiece of the obama crowd. In other words, she’s a jerk.

      Report Post » LIBSALWAYSLIE  
    • adastra2005
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 7:15pm

      Everyone who has ridden a surfboard has been waterboarded (pun intended) many, many times. Comes with the territory. I’ve never been waterboarded with Ensure though.

      Report Post »  
    • angryconservative
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 9:35pm

      I fall asleep in the bathtub many times and my husband has to come in to see if I haven’t drowned( Oh, I mean haven’t been waterboarded) Leslie Stahl is a naive idiot.

      Report Post »  
    • BlenGeck
      Posted on May 2, 2012 at 12:10pm

      Leslie Dull needs a new brain or forced retirement…either one.

      Report Post » BlenGeck  
  • JAMACAMECRAZYMAN
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:14pm

    I wish my wife would quit asking me to buy her ensure – That s hit is expensive!

    Report Post »  
    • BelievinginAmerica
      Posted on May 2, 2012 at 10:56am

      My husband is in his 30′s and loves that crap!!! Glenn can you waterboard him with it, maybe he won’t like it so much! :-)

      Report Post » BelievinginAmerica  
  • LILYBELLE
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:14pm

    Loved the Ensure demo, but please do not duplicate King Obama eating a pooch!

    Report Post »  
  • KrebsCyclist
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:09pm

    Obviously Leslie Stahl has never read Orwell.

    In Nineteen Eighty-four, Winston Smith was fitted with a cage around his head, into which a rat was placed.

    Let’s see: (a) face cage with rat, or (b) Ensure diet plan. Hmmm.

    Report Post »  
    • FortySixand2
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 6:30pm

      read 1984 and Animal Farm decades ago in school. didn’t like them and thought both books were rather bland. recently re-read both books then turned on the television. what bone chilling horror…

      Report Post » FortySixand2  
    • FedupinFlorida2
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 8:19pm

      Everyone should read or reread those books. It’s like watching the news, scary.

      Report Post »  
    • Theodwulf
      Posted on May 2, 2012 at 4:36am

      Keith Olberman= 2 minutes of hate…Thank God he is off the air

      Report Post » Theodwulf  
    • BelievinginAmerica
      Posted on May 2, 2012 at 11:04am

      I laughed out loud when Leslie Stahl said it was “Orwelian”……OMG, the liberal media is like watching a Vivki Gunvalson, from Orange County Housewives. Mellow drama at it’s finest! What are they all going to do when the crap hit’s the fan?

      Is Stahl ever going to change that worn out old wig she wears? That wig has to be 100 by now!!

      Report Post » BelievinginAmerica  
  • Razlord
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:00pm

    Bret explains “natural born citizen” requirements for president and vice president
    Fox News’ Bret Baier Craps On “Natural Born Citizen” Requirement for President
    http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/05/fox-news-bret-baier-craps-on-natural.html

    still think fox is not part of the problem?

    govt tried to change the meanining of nbc 8 times from 2002 to 2008…all failed.
    now they lie.lie.lie.lie…

    Report Post »  
  • HUSSAR
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:55pm

    OMG!!!!!!!!…..dietary manipulation………not that….God help us all !!!

    Report Post » HUSSAR  
    • Thevoice
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 4:11pm

      Wasn’t the look on her face priceless …We again.. got the concerned lib expression ..The anguish look ..Too funny

      Report Post » Thevoice  
    • jhaydeng
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 9:01pm

      Isn’t waterboarding in the Olympics?

      Report Post »  
  • vtxphantom
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:50pm

    What has happened to our humanity? Today it’s Ensure, tomorrow it will be Kaopectate.

    Report Post »  
    • IMCHRISTIAN
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 4:54pm

      Well, you reminded me of the two things in my life I will never for get.
      My relative was in hospital with cancer and had to take ensure because he was not able to eat regular food but he never complained so I believe it to be ok.

      The second reminded me of a trip I and hubby took with my Bro and Sis-in-Law. We had stopped someplace in Wyo where I got food poisoning of some kind and had to stop at about ever gas station along the way to Utah. Finally my sis-in-law stopped at a store and got kaopectate and I took not knowing how bad it tasted and complained about it all the way to Salt Lake City and said I rather had the other problem of stopping then drink that stuff lol Oh those were the days. Have a good day and God Bless

      Report Post »  
    • G-WHIZ
      Posted on May 2, 2012 at 1:24pm

      Then we all will look like ….. Dan Rather,,,EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

      Report Post »  
  • AnAmericanToo
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:50pm

    Just find any human abuse to be unacceptable. I have no desire to watch anyone being abused and turned off the program.

    Report Post »  
    • lukerw
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:00pm

      We are a Species of Predators… but some have a Mental Inablity to Accept Reality… and they appear to act alike Prey, who in Fear: Freeze, Play Dead, or Run Away!

      Report Post » lukerw  
    • JAMACAMECRAZYMAN
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:04pm

      You can’t even watch cartoons without witnessing abuse. Where do you live?

      Report Post »  
    • happ77
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:25pm

      Wusstoo

      Report Post »  
    • teresa2010
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 3:55pm

      We suggest that you stay off this website period!!!..Moron

      Report Post »  
    • CapitalismCzar
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 4:33pm

      Those terrorists would slit your throat without even blinking. Lets show them some compasion ok? Please.

      Report Post »  
    • BelievinginAmerica
      Posted on May 2, 2012 at 11:19am

      Serioulsy? You obviously haven‘t read Marcus Luttrell’s book “Lone Survivor” or any other book of a Soldiers journey in Afghanistan or Irag. Those Islamic SOB’s had and have no problem cutting off the heads of Americans. Oh, like Danny Pearl!!! His dear wife was pregnant at the time of his death so he never got the chance to even see his first born. Until you pick up a gun and go into battle, then lets see you talk about torture or “harm” of any kind. They wouldn’t give you a blink of an eye before they swiped te sword across your neck….get real!!

      It‘s people like you that have all this sympathy for those darling Islamic fanatic’s that are causing this country to spiral into a haven of Jihadist. The Muslim Brotherhood will be knocking on all our doors if we as Americans don’t fight to keep this as “ONE NATION UNDER GOD” and not Islam! Wake up America, watch Glenn’s feature on “Rumors of War III”. If it’s not Islamic Jihads, it will be Communism, Obama has no problem with either one. Louis Farrakhan should’nt even be allowed to breath in America, let alone spew his hate.

      Report Post » BelievinginAmerica  
  • Cook74
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:50pm

    Water boarding is such a joke. Every single navy pilot and naval flight officer had to go to SERE school ( Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape ) if they were deployed to the Far East or Indian Ocean AOR’s. During this survival school, we were “captured” and we were all provided the opportunity to be water boarded without being asked if you know what I mean. I would guess about 70% of us had it done to us for about 20-30 minutes. Enough time to get your attention… I do not feel like I have been damaged for life because of it either. I definitely would have talked if they continued… Did I feel like I was drowning? Yep. But I also knew that having your head down below feet level, there was no way of drowning and no one has EVER been killed by water boarding. I knew that, bad guys know that but your mind says differently. I am amazed how the liberals think this is so inhumane… It is not. Would I want to do it again? Nope… But I think it is a viable option to use on those bad guys…

    Report Post » Cook74  
    • angelcat
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 4:05pm

      True. My husband had to be waterboarded as part of his training as an Army helicopter pilot.

      Report Post »  
    • BelievinginAmerica
      Posted on May 2, 2012 at 11:24am

      Thank you for your service and comment! It’s men like you that get my full respect and love….Hoorah!

      Report Post » BelievinginAmerica  
  • Shadow_knight
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:47pm

    Has anyone else noticed that Stahl comments about him being sleep deprived but in the first nine seconds of the interview, Rodriguez clearly states that he got a good nights sleep? Tells me that she had that question earlier and was going to use it regardless of what was said.

    Report Post » Shadow_knight  
  • 4GODUSAANDISRAEL
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:47pm

    Roflmao!!!!

    Report Post » 4GODUSAANDISRAEL  
  • Rick Steele
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:46pm

    About 15 years ago, Glenn tortured a puppy on 970 WFLA. The calls of OUTRAGE rolled into the station, he even got called out on newspaper and TV. Animal rights people were all a-twitter and called for Beck’s death (cruel irony!). What I want to know is where is the outrage, where is the call for Beck to be fired, is there no respect for the Victim in today’s CRIME???

    Wait, it was Stu?

    Never Mind!

    Report Post »  
  • AllAmericanGirl22
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:45pm

    Poor Stu! Lol, it was funny though…

    Report Post » AllAmericanGirl22  
  • texasfarmer
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:43pm

    Glenn should fire himself for doing that to Stu.

    Report Post » texasfarmer  
  • DSTSS2010
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:41pm

    Theese media people are complete idiots!

    Report Post » DSTSS2010  
  • chazmo
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:38pm

    OT: anyone else having issues with TheBlaze?

    Report Post » chazmo  
    • contkmi
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:45pm

      Yes, I am, too. It wouldn’t load up. Then, once it did, I was logged out. Everything seems laggy.

      Report Post » contkmi  
    • chazmo
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:56pm

      Thanks.. thought it was just me.. :) Or they got hit by Anonymous..

      Report Post » chazmo  
    • MEANS2RESIST
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 8:00pm

      yes, me too. The other day I tried to log out & it kept loading screen after screen, after screen. I had to finally reboot. This site is screwy.

      Report Post » MEANS2RESIST  
  • contkmi
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:36pm

    That. Is. Awesome.

    ROFL

    Report Post » contkmi  
  • marthasusan40
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:31pm

    This was great, I was watching on my lap top and had to go out so I listened on the radio…so glad there is video so that I could actually see it…….

    Report Post »  
    • Restored One
      Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:39pm

      I heard it on the radio and was busting up. I am glad that I was able to see the video. “Too choclatey, Classic.

      Report Post »  
  • Meyvn
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 2:24pm

    hehe.

    Report Post » Meyvn  
  • dealer@678
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:17pm

    Super funny. Thats destined to be a classic

    Report Post »  
  • EqualJustice
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:16pm

    Well, we treat the Muslims very WELL in our prisons, even the ones on DEATH ROW WHO sue over the meals served! http://www.punditpress.com/2012/04/federal-judge-enforces-sharia-only-diet.html PORK BAN?

    Report Post » EqualJustice  
  • TruthPolice60
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:07pm

    Brilliant ! Beck… you are a genious.

    This needs to be shown at the end of Special Report with Bret Baier. Better than anything coming from Leno, Letterman or the other late night clones.

    Report Post »  
  • KickinBack
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:04pm

    Just pulling out a shaving razor in front of KSM would’ve been considered torture to the libs.

    Report Post » KickinBack  
  • SLYBLADE
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:04pm

    I wonder if anyone is going to bring up the issue that many college students get boarded too, usually involves a funnel.

    Report Post » SLYBLADE  
  • SilentReader
    Posted on May 1, 2012 at 1:00pm

    Wow! I watched it! That was totally scary and Stu didn’t last long. Poor guy. I felt sorry for him. All tied up and all, with a towel over his head to boot, with big bad Glenn and big bad Pat standing over him with Ensure in their hands! Now that’s torture!

    How long did Stu last? Seven seconds!

    Who would have thought they would agree with Lesley Stahl of one of those big bad alphabet channels!

    Report Post » SilentReader  

Sign In To Post Comments! Sign In