Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, Arrested on Weapon & Drug Charges
- Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:03pm by
Madeleine Morgenstern
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Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Thursday in a Madison, Wis. park. (Image source: Dan County Sheriff's Office)
A 30-year-old Wisconsin man faces weapon, drug charges and a probation violation following his arrest near a Madison park Thursday.
His name?
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.
According to Madison’s Capital Times, police received a call Thursday afternoon about alleged excessive drinking and drug use near the park. When police arrived, they spotted the man near the tennis courts and said he suspiciously put his hands in his pockets when officers — recognizing him from a past arrest — approached.
“Officers contacted a subject they had previous dealings with, identified as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop,” police spokesman Howard Payne told the Capital Times.
He had previously been arrested in another park after police found a loaded handgun in his backpack April 2011, according to the newspaper.
Payne said a search of Zopittybop-Bop-Bop’s property Thursday turned up a knife, marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
He’s been charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation
According to Madison’s Capital Times, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop legally changed his name from Jeffrey Drew Wilschke to the more polysyllabic moniker in October.
A Facebook profile of the Wisconsin man says he enjoys “eating,“ ”standing,“ ”walking“ and ”thinking,“ and that he belongs to the ”Orthodox Church Of Jerry Garcia Fans.”



















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Comments (178)
KickinBack
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:43pmFor a hippie name it’s actually kind of creative.
Report Post »The-Monk
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 9:38pmHe likes to hang out in parks; maybe he’s OWS.
Report Post »Chet Hempstead
Posted on January 8, 2012 at 5:13amWhat are you talking about? That’s his real name. His parents, George and Thelma Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, named him that in honor of his maternal grandfather, Beezow Doo-Doo Caulfield.
Report Post »TantoRocks
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:23pmThe search for a leader for the Occupy movement has ended.
Report Post »Lucy Larue
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:16pmROADKING3131,
Report Post »I do. He is a fellow voter. I do not want him anywhere near a polling station in November 2012. I have a feeling I know who he will cast his vote for.
Please God let him be sleeping something off in a jail cell on voting day.
pmjr-jones
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:12pmits not a marijuana plant its a tree!
Report Post »pmjr-jones
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:08pmi’ll bet the drug dealers had them arrested!?
Report Post »U.S. Navy Veteran
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:07pmLooks like another one of those Ron Paul supporters…
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:30pmLooks like he should star in the next “Pirates of the Caribbean” movie to me. I bet he would work cheaper than Johnny Depp.
Report Post »U.S. Navy Veteran
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:34pmYeah, you wouldn’t have to pay him much. Junkies are all the same. Give ‘em some drugs, and they’ll do just about anything.
Report Post »pmjr-jones
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:07pmi bet the neo Nazis had them arrested!?
Report Post »pmjr-jones
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:15pmits not a marijuna plant its a tree?!
Report Post »pmjr-jones
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:16pmits not a marijuna plant it’s a tree
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:33pmCan you repeat that??
Report Post »AB5r
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:06pmHe can’t be all bad if he is a Jerry Garcia fan. RIP.
Report Post »Rodeoamy
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 6:28pmI couldn’t agree more.
Report Post »DeltaHawk
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:54pmI‘ll bet he’s a democrat!!!
Report Post »Bible Quotin' Science Fearin' Conservative American
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:08pmI bet he doesn’t follow politics.
Report Post »db321
Posted on January 8, 2012 at 2:25amPaulie
Report Post »VicksVaporub
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:52pmLooks like a filthy Muslim Socialist Liberal. Thank God for indefinite detention.
Report Post »jmockone
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 4:21pmBite your tounge, Sir. Even this fool has rights.
Otherwise, get in line for the camps. You are soon to be under a microscope. They WILL find something they don’t like about you.
Report Post »DeltaHawk
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:52pmAwww! I‘ll bet he’s a democrat!!!
Report Post »IFIXRIGS
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:41pmHis name alone should be a crime
Report Post »mrsalvage2
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:40pmI can jsut hear the chants now:
Freeeeeee
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
Freeeeeee
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
Freeeeeee
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
Freeeeeee
Report Post »Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!
don young
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:39pmYou know this is a little do-do.
Report Post »RightThinking1
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:36pmI was just imaging a double bill of this guy and Waka Flocka Flame:
Tonight!
Waka Flocka Flame & Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
I suppose his close friends just call him “Doo-Doo”
Report Post »ehbardin
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 7:56pmto RIGHTTHINKING1…
I bet they call him Shi–t head
Report Post »Huckabee Gingrich 12
Posted on January 8, 2012 at 3:57amIf he has any close friends, why didn’t they try stopping him from assuming his current name?
Report Post »With friends like them…
Zel Mitzel
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:32pmWisconsin story with no alcohol involved? I don’t believe it….
Report Post »mrsalvage2
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:35pmDidn’t you see the inside point about his legal name change. The Judge was obviously a Lush.
Report Post »Drakkhanlord
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:31pmPayne said a search of Zopittybop-Bop-Bop’s property Thursday turned up a knife, marijuana and drug paraphernalia.
He’s been charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation
So they searched him because he put his hands in his pockets…?
Love that Freedom…
Report Post »mrsalvage2
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:37pmYes.
DRAK!
Report Post »mrsalvage2
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:46pmDrak, I have noticed how all of my comments are requiring moderation.
Looks like I am near the top of the list. As others get posted immediately right after me.
Report Post »dsind
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 6:40pmI think he was on “searchable probation” from the previous hand gun arrest?
Report Post »Pigpen
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 6:42pmLet’s see… He was able to change his name to “Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop” He was free to wander around aimlessly doing his favorite things such as eating, walking, thinking, etc., …And when he was drunk and noisy in a public park and approached by two police officers (who knew both Beezow personally and of his “habits”) …Beezow then “reached into his pockets” or in non-lawyerese he “tried to pull his knife on them” …And when it was all over, not only did Mr Zopittybop-Bop-Bop NOT get his head handed to him by two justifiably angry policemen, no, Beezow gets his name all over the internet. WhereTF is the injustice? How exactly does the molly-coddling of this POS threaten MY RIGHTS or MY FREEDOM?
Report Post »Drakkhanlord
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 10:43pmhe did not attempt to pull his knife…lying sack.
if a stoner wants to blaze , i have no fear of him.
Some people can protect themselves .
boo freakin hoo,
Report Post »you afraid of the shadows too…?
caveman74
Posted on January 8, 2012 at 10:18amintoxicated in a public park and the officers know he is on probation. That is probable cause, he doesnt even need to reach into his pocked to get searched, and most of society agrees with that. When you are on probation you are not even supposed to drink. He is high and armed, that is enough for any one to be afraid of.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:29pmCollective Salvation… demands Equal Income & Goods for all! REALLY?
Report Post »AntipasMetochos
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:29pmRing . . . ring . . . ring . . . Hello, Congressional switchboard, how may I help you?
Yes, ma’am, Tell me, is one of your Senators missing?
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:22pmHis mother was “Bipity Bopity Boo.”
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:33pmFull name…Bipity bipity boo and dumba@@ too…
Report Post »barnsy
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:15pmObviosly a leader in Madison’s Occupy Movement. I wonder if he’ll like getting BopZittyBobbed by Bubba in jail?
Report Post »Doctor Nordo
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:36pmYep, brutal prison-sodomy is certainly just recompense for having a little bit of weed, right?
Report Post »mrsalvage2
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:43pm@Dr. Nordo – this is just the usual sadistic bigotry found here on the Blaze. They will make good little voters and StepnFetchits for the Constitutional Professor who cannot read it Alien-in-Chief.
Report Post »Dan_o
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 7:31pmIt’s probably the illegal substance combined with carrying a concealed weapon that will and him in jail. You don’t have to like the laws, but you do have to follow it or be prepared to face the consequences.
But I see your point, we should give all armed drug users the benefit of the doubt.
Report Post »barnsy
Posted on January 8, 2012 at 2:48amThanks Dan; good comeback. For the record, Im not really anti pot ,Im anti stupid.
Report Post »larrylarrylarry
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:10pmDamn that guy is the spitting image of Jesus Christ!
V-MAN MACE
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:26pmNot really. I saw Jesus in 2000, and Jesus has reddish-brown hair and a long beard of the same color.
And it isn’t parted down the middle.
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:35pmNo Larry…Jesus was not white…
Report Post »BOMUSTGO
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:43pmHe was a Hebrew of the tribe of Yehuda (Judah).
Report Post »ShyLow
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 8:49pmhe was a man of sorrows and regret…and you esteamed him not
Report Post »TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:10pmAnd he goes by another name too…Johnny Depp.
Report Post »Laus Deo
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:10pmDipshitity bozo.
Report Post »Zorro6821
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:24pmTaxpayer money wasted on the WAR On DRUGS (Marijuana Para..) Ron Paul for 2012!!
Report Post »TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:37pmSmoke ‘em if you get ’em ZORRO.
Report Post »neverending
Posted on January 7, 2012 at 3:07pmCheck the whitehouse.
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