Bill Clinton Jokes During OH Rally: I Want Credit for Baby’s Birth
- Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:40am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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Tired of being pregnant? Want the baby to come sooner rather than later? Bill Clinton has a remedy: take a picture with him.
Just ask Congressman John Boccieri and his wife. During a rally in Ohio this weekend, Boccieri ran off stage when he heard his wife was going into labor. Clinton, the guest speaker, explained it’s just a day in the life of the former president.
“You’d be amazed how many times I take a picture with a very pregnant woman and then she immediately gives birth,” he joked. He then had a request for the soon-to-be-born baby’s grandparents: “I’d like some credit for your fifth grandchild being brought into the world.”
Still not done with the quips, Clinton went on to introduce political pre-destination: “We got another Democrat. I wish we could register that baby before it’s too late.”
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Comments (74)
Reagan
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 10:37amBoccieri was a last-minute holdout who caved to pressure from the White House and helped shove Obamacare through. Despite thousands of calls, emails and faxes, he turned his back on his constituency. Turncoat.
I bet he isn‘t concerned about his family’s health care, considering that it’s 75% funded by the American taxpayer. Enjoy those paid well-child visits, John & Stacey. I’m one of the millions that are paying for yours as well as mine.
Report Post »faddle
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 10:14amI’m just a very concerned, conservative American citizen who wants my country back. From where I sit, I think there are some very critical states where the voters have got to step up on Tuesday. I am hoping and praying that the voters of these states “get it.” America is counting on voters in these states to deliver for the country. Here is what I think needs to happen:
West Virginia: Raese needs to defeat Manchin – the Democrat who, in spite of his sprint to the right of Jim DeMint, will still go to Washington and vote with the Democrats.
Washington: Rossi needs to defeat Patty Murray – a rubber stamp for Nancy Pelosi if there ever was one.
Nevada: Angle needs to defeat Reid for more reasons than I can list. No further explanation is needed.
California: Whitman and Fiorina need to defeat Brown and Boxer lest California continues deeper into debt and someone comes up with the bright idea of the American taxpayer bailing them out.
Illionis: Kirk needs to defeat the symbol of corruption in the state.
Ohio: Kasich needs to defeat Strickland – a major water carrier for Obama-style government.
Alaska: Miller needs to defeat Murkowski. How can you trust a spoiled rotten turncoat?
Massachusetts: Bielat needs to defeat Frank – for every reason imaginable for the American economy.
Florida: Scott needs to defeat the cheater Sink, and Rubio needs to rock Charlie Crist’s arrogance.
Connecticut: McMahon needs to defeat the liar Blumenthal who couldn’t even explain how a job is created.
Colorado: Buck needs to defeat Bennet – a hand-picked sycophant who bows down five times a day to Democrat marching orders.
Delaware: O’Donnell needs to defeat Coon, who never met a tax he didn’t like.
Report Post »robbmeistr
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 10:13amBill Clinton = A pig without lipstick.
Report Post »Deovindice
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 10:03am“We got another Democrat. I wish we could register that baby before it’s too late.”
Report Post »Think how many voters they might have now had there not been nearly 50,000,000 babies aborted in the U.S. since Roe vs. Wade.
makom
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 10:02amYes, it is a Fact that Obama is determined to make America over into a Marxist/Socialist Society. If you support The Democrat party; Then you are also supporting the makeover of America into this Marxist/Socialist Society.
Report Post »Quest4Truth
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 10:00amConsidering that Bill’s daughter just married an “eeee-villll Capitalist”…well, stranger things have happened to a child born to a devoted Democrat.
Report Post »ltb
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:55amThat man is so repulsive.
Report Post »Quest4Truth
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:49amConsidering his daughter just married an “eee-villll Jewish Capitalist”…well, stranger things have happened than to have a Democrat baby born to a devoted Democrat parent.
Report Post »EZDOZIT
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:43am5 babies born,50 million killed. You guys have to get the illegals legal to make up these lost democrat votes.
Report Post »johnnysports
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:41amWhat an idiot! And i suppose he is responsible for the conception also?
Report Post »Will NV
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:29amHe is also responsible for a lot of aborted black babbies.
Report Post »At least they can’t vote until they are dead for 18 years.
Will NV
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:27amThe ex-adulterer in chief is a liar.
Report Post »He should have been in jail for the lies under oath.
What else are the libbies lying about?
Watch their lips move and listen, it’s all a lie.
Rational Man
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:22amI ain’t ever had my picture taken with Clinton. But I did give birth to a Democrat about 15 mins. ago!
Report Post »blacksmith
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 4:36pmThen I wiped my progessive?
Report Post »GeorgeWashingtonslept here
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:17amHe’s probably the father.
Report Post »George Washington
Posted on November 3, 2010 at 3:19pmYou stole my thunder. The only question I have is: How many children has he fathered to date?
Report Post »javasport
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:15amYeah he can’t probably take credit for a lot of babies being born. Perhaps he should be a little more monogomous and less promiscuous. Man whore!
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:13amI can’t believe people still like this guy.
Report Post »BarneyFyfe
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:03amBill only wishes that kid will be a democrat. The real reason is that poor baby was clawing his way out so he could get the hell outta there! He simply heard enough drivel and couldn’t get out of there fast enough!
Report Post »love the kids
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:02amKnowing Clinton, he probably IS responsible for that baby. Did mom ever work as an intern?
Report Post »crossdraw
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:00amHere’s a thought to ponder; What are the odds this is billybobs’ baby?”Congressman, as bill clinton I need your vote and a few minutes of your wifes time. In fact,everyone, I need all of your wives time. In fact I need,Oh gosh,So many women,so little time.” Yes,our great,impeached,sex deviant and it’s okay. It’s just bill and we all know how he is.
Report Post »DimmuBorgir
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:50amdon’t worry Bill, he‘ll be registered and 5 mexican’s will vote under his name
Report Post »unionrockstar
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 11:20amYou are so right;
Report Post »I was just thinking that this baby most certainly will be counted as a vote for the democrats; After all even the dead are brought back to life during election period.
Anyone other than me suspicious of the Democrats ability to cause 10+10 to equal 100?
DrPepper
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:49amWell he may need credit for it if you know what I’m saying.
Report Post »Maybe the GEESE Know More than the BEES Know
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:52amlol
Report Post »justsaying
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:47amYeah, the baby is probably already registered to vote!
Report Post »heavyduty
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:47amI hope that kid grows up to be a Republican. Now wouldn’t that be a slap in the face to Clinton.
Report Post »gopsnativeson
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:09pmThis is just so typical CLinton & democrats themselves.
Just because the baby is born into a dem family, OFCOURSE, he will grow up democrat.
You’re not allowed to even think for yourself or come to you own judgement.
Not unlike how dems think of the black vote, the gay vote, the union vote etc.
If you’re in our group of people, you HAVE to be democrat.
It would be finny as hell if in 25 years we get an update that the kids a hard core conservative. LOL
Report Post »Maybe the GEESE Know More than the BEES Know
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:46amBill Clinton is Progressivism with a happy face.
Report Post »heavyduty
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:45amThat child will have to live with the memory of Clinton taking credit for him coming into the world at that time. I would just shoot myself and get it over with. What a bummer.
Report Post »Anarcho Capitalist
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:05amwhat would be funny is if that kid becomes an extremely influential political leader of the Austrian school of thought. Or goes to work for the CATO institute or something like that. Maybe the kid will end up as the next Rush!
Report Post »TruthTalker
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:05amI suppose there is a good chance it is his.
Report Post »Canuck GB Fan
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:05amLol!
Report Post »Laus Deo
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:17am9 months prior to? Believable.
Report Post »2
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:18amSick Willie might be the Babies Daddy?
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 9:47am2, my thought exactly. Are they sure Bill isn’t the “daddy”? After all, they are progressive.
Report Post »Robert W
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 4:25pmThe only credit you get is for helping babies be aborted, not being born. Go away.
Report Post »blacksmith
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 4:34pmOle’ Bill said he wished that they could get the baby registered. Acorn operatives are on the way and this poor child will vote on tuesday whether he knows it or not.
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 8:28pmBill Cliton is total SCUM !!!! how can anyone stand this guys
Report Post »voice ???? What a POS….
Titania
Posted on November 1, 2010 at 11:33pmYeah- “Baby Daddy” at his best- Ughh
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