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Bill Maher: Glenn Beck is Like a Car Alarm….
- Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:50pm by
Emily Esfahani Smith
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Speaking on his HBO show “Real Time,“ Bill Maher says that he has a ”new rule” that he would like to impart upon the world. “Since nobody reacts to car alarms anymore, stop putting alarms in cars.”
He goes on to say, “Face it. Car alarms are like Glenn Beck: annoying, pointless, and everyone’s finally learned to ignore them.” Everyone, of course, except Bill Maher, who seems to have Beck on the mind a lot these days, as we have reported here, here, here, and here:
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Comments (237)
TRVTH
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:14pmannoying Bill Maher is annoying, telling lies is annoying
Report Post »encinom
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:10pmif telling lies is annoying, then all of Fox “News” must be annoying.
Report Post »Gobomama
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:38pm@Encinom
I have been hearing the “Fox News lies” lie for quite a while now. Seems the truth of the matter is that they usually give both sides of any issue (sometimes the party w/the socialist view refuses to appear) and almost always the guest w/the socialist/communist opinion would keep talking/shouting over the other guest or host. Pls educate me and tell me the lies.
BTW, I lived w/a compulsive liar for many years and worked w/public union employees so I can spot a liar a mile away. But go ahead, give it your best shot.
Report Post »604karen
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 11:04amencinom….go away, obviously you would not recognize truth if it hit you on the head.
Report Post »UpstateNYConservative
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pmBill Maher is like a like a home invasion: If you see him, shoot to kill. Pfft!
Report Post »BetterDays
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pmOr kiss his blower away?
pajamash
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pmPerfect example of the pot calling the kettle black. I can’t stand this man. Listening to him is like listening to fingernails being scraped along a chalk board.
Report Post »amerbur
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:13pmMaher, you are ill informed because you are too busy flapping you lips. I hope you do not have to learn a lessen about foolishness and arrogance. My guess is however, that you will have enough egg on your face to keep you full, when times get hard. No worries.
Report Post »cheezwhiz
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:11pmI know what Maher is doing right now, lurking around in this thread to see how his trolls defend him
Report Post »curtmavi38
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:09pmGosh I though we had got rid of him.. Maybe next time.meh
Report Post »joe conservative
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:09pmMaher is just another angry liberal comedian. I personally have never found an angry comedian to be funny. These are the same people who always wnat to give us a lesson in civility. There is a Youtube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntQ6ZV2DxCI that came out after the tragedy in Arizona, where Ed Schultz was telling conservatives to be civil.
Report Post »bew0576
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 7:44amCan you imagine the media frenzy had Tea Party activist acted the way that “teachers” did in Wisconsin? If anyone needed a lesson in civility, it was the protesters in Wisconsin. Ed Shultz was no where in sight!!!
Report Post »SELFSUPPORT
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:08pmI cant afford hbo anymore,and look at the quality programing Im missing.That being said I dont understand why you have to pay to watch Maher.
Report Post »Buck_Ofama
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:07pmMaher is like the RatBoy he played in the movie of the same name.
I think he rooms with Charlie Sheen.
Report Post »338lapua
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:37pmIn rehab?
Report Post »NObamaYourNotBlackJesus
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 9:42pmWell, Billy Boy’s complaining about everything is like a broken record. Wish I had a hammer, I bust that record up.
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pmAnd Bill Maher is like a Whoopie Cushion.
Report Post »absolutely
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:45pmHow is that, when you sit on him he makes a farting sound? Absolutely
Report Post »Venom
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pmHe is exactly what he calls Beck…
Report Post »Susan Harkins
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:04pmCareful Billy Boy…
If it wasn’t for Glenn…
…well then, nobody would have heard of you.
Report Post »tifosa
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:02pm…and that was BEFORE he saw tonite’s show…
Report Post »rightplanet
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pmThe older bILL mahr gets the more he looks like the original Dr. Smith from Lost in Space only this one doesnt see the danger
Report Post »M-Theory
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:24pmHee Hee Hee; he does now that you mention it! :~)
Report Post »doncorleone
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:44pmThe “bulbous, babbling, bubby”? Me thinks his brain is fried due to all of those toilet bowls he swishes out, he looks like a living toilet brush to me.
Report Post »jedi.kep
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:16pmNow THATS funny!
Report Post »snowjackie
Posted on April 2, 2011 at 4:50pmJust noticed that…lol
Report Post »KeepTheTen
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pmPoor, poor man…. he will be sorry
Report Post »StevenL1955
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pmCar alarms are like BILL MAHER: annoying, pointless, and everyone’s finally learned to ignore them.” :-)
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:05pm@STEVENL 1955 ~~~ Good one!
Report Post »GdavidH
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 1:43pmI used to think Maher was like a sharp stick in the eye.
Now I would rather have that sharp stick in my eye than listen to him.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pmForgot to add:
Beck is like an alarm, the call to awaken and see what is causing the smoke brewing all about us and do something about the matter right now.
What is Mahar going to say and do when people finally turn upon him?
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:00pmyou would blow him a kiss?
Report Post »Clydie_Clyde
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:00pmBill is funny. Glenn needs to get a thicker skin if he wants to run withg the big boys.
Report Post »football lady
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:09pmGlenn does run with the big boys. Maher is an adolescent jerk.
Report Post »streetrodder
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:51pmMahar is one of the big guys?
Report Post »snowjackie
Posted on April 2, 2011 at 4:43pmSeems to me Bill can’t take the heat. When all you do is slam someone because there not like you. Bill needs to put up some facts or quit acting like a little boy. Sometimes the truth hurts. Thank God for Glen.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:00pmNot worth it. Mahar is just like the alarm, another useless extremist who only remains on the air so we all have the ability to see what real ego, hubris, annoyance and lies are like wrapped up into one big massive mistake of a TV show host.
Report Post »rightplanet
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:59pmDarwin award for non-believers!!!! WOW, lots of puns intended there
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pmDarwin award?
Does that mean there is an award for proving that evolution worked backwards with Maher? He does look like a early ancestor of the chimps and orangatangs.
Report Post »Brontefan
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:58pmWhy is this man on television? Is he a comedian? Is he funny? I assume if HBO carries his show that it must have some point. Once, ages ago, surfing… I caught a show with Maher, Fran Dresher, Laura Dern, and Sinbad. They were discussing how to raise children. Maher, Dresher, and Dern all had specific liberal opinions about how to raise children–although, I don’t think any of them had children. Sinbad finally commented, respectfully, and put them all to shame. He was the only normal person on the set. Yeah, Sinbad! Liberals always think they have the answers.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:44pmHe’s the reason I would never pay for HBO!
Report Post »texanpatriot
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:54pm@CATB
Report Post »He is the reason I do not and will never have HBO.
If enough people who loved this country would quit watching the swill called movies on HBO then he would be gonzo in short order. Anyone have the guts to join CATB and me?
j_blaze14
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:10pmits the same thing for everything they try to do, they have no clue. just a bunch of theories of what “might ” work.
Report Post »Its Gonna Getcha
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:55pmI’ve been saying the same. They are so happy when they make The Blaze.
Report Post »hersey10
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:55pmBill Maher is like that tree in the forest that falls when nobody is around .
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:04pmNo, he is the sound a tree makes after falling while it turns into a massive (or small one in his case) of compost when the bugs and fungus are done with it rotting away.
Report Post »Showtime
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:10pmBill Maher is like stepping into a pile of fresh dog mess. The more you try to rid yourself of it, the worse it and he stinks!
Sometimes I honestly wonder if his brain isn’t just FRIED!
Report Post »absolutely
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:28pmHey Showtime, anyway you can post that birth certificate you said you have with the statement of where it came from so we can all see it? Absolutely
Report Post »DisillusionedDaily
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:20pmBill Maher like Joy Behar, Nancy Grace, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews and Kieth Olberman is not worthy of the air time he occupies. I watched him once and came to the conclusion that if there were no swear words he would have nothing to say!
Report Post »NotaLemming
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:46pmI think Maher more like a hemorrhoid with fecel cling-ons. Perhaps this is the swamp Nasty Pelosi should have started with. Or perhaps she dines here regularly
Report Post »hifi74
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:30pmhersey10
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:55pm
Bill Maher is like that tree in the forest that falls when nobody is around .
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I’ll do you one better:
Bill Maher is like my ex-wife irrelevant.
Report Post »Cemoto78
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:12pmBill Maher really thinks he is so much smarter than the rest of us drones. This elitist waste of skin is going to find out how stupid he really is. Another idiotic progressive piece of trash who believes if you don’t agree with him and his ideals, your not worthy. Kinda reminds you of the old Nazi regime where they came up with the famed “life not worth living” for those who disagreed with them and soon found themselves in “re-education camps” AKA concentration camps.
Report Post »JustaThought
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 9:58pmNo … he’s like a big pile of crap. Except I would not waste my time repeatedly stomping a big pile of crap. Otherwise … let the fun begin! (Bet my boots would still smell the same, though.)
Report Post »Anti_Spock
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:43pmIs this the best liberals can come up with? Beck isn’t like a car alarm. He is like a WW III alarm (thanks Glenn!)
Report Post »jzs
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:45pmActually he’s just talking about things like the government throwing conservatives into FEMA camps. Universal healthcare didn’t enslave us. The world hasn’t ended. Stuff like that. Glenn makes money selling fear, and has to come up with new enemies everyday to keep his act new. It gets old. Wasn’t Van Jones going to overthrow the government? Or was it Piven?
Report Post »Live_Free_orDie
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 10:56pmBill Maher is like Summer’s Eve…a pre-mixed, pre-measured disposable douche.
Report Post »BigBouy
Posted on March 31, 2011 at 11:03pmYour are so right. Nobody gives a crap!!
Report Post »restorehope
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 12:10amMaher calling Beck ‘annoying and pointless’ is like the pot calling the kettle black. Maher’s career (if you can call it that) is built on nastiness and crass comments. What goes around, comes around…..he will find to his dismay someday.
Report Post »SonOfaCommunist
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 1:21amWho is Bill Maher?
Report Post »jlgvoice
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 3:20amYeah he’s just the hydrant my dog pees on… Grrrrrrrrrrrr, do not like that guy (will not call him a man, after the Palin and Bachman comments).
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 6:51amBill Maher: Like turd in punch bowl.
Report Post »Tom Phipps
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 7:32amNicely said.
Report Post »Obama Snake Oil Co
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 8:27amDoes anybody really watch this guy? The only time I see him is on Fox…..He is living proof of how one can waste their life.
Report Post »weeblewacker1
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 9:25amvery,very true! how many this “is the end” things has beck said in the past couple of years? and low and behold! we are still here! go Bill go! can’t wait to see what he says tonight!
Report Post »BoiseBaked
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 10:17amBeck may be a car alarm, but looks who talking. Maher is fingernails scratching on a chalkboard.
Report Post »DarthVader
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 1:40pmI appreciate theblaze.com for putting this up. Sometimes the Beck worship on here is sickly. Keeps it real, props 2 u.
Report Post »jkendal
Posted on April 1, 2011 at 2:22pmbill maher is a like a – no, wait – IS a complete waste of human skin…..
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