‘Blind Man Confused Over Mystery Enema’…Yeah, Who Wouldn’t Be?!
- Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:17pm by
Emily Esfahani Smith
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Via the indispensable Hot Air comes this devastating story—devastating, at least, for the blind man. “Veteran police officers have been left dumfounded after a partially-sighted man claimed a woman entered his apartment, gave him an enema, and promptly left.”
The 53-year-old Californian man answered the door to a woman who claimed she was there to give him an enema.
As the man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, he assumed the visit was part of his rehabilitation and allowed the woman into his home to perform the procedure.
The woman took him into the bedroom, had him drop his trousers and lie face down on his bed, before performing the enema in less than two minutes.
A day later, the man began wondering about his experience and contacted the Sonoma Police Department to report the incident.
Read the full story here.
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Comments (144)
Grandmadar
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:49pmWhy is this article on here???? This site is starting to seem like the a trade mags in the checkout lane. Unless this is to warn us about biochemical warfare or something..
And… who lets someone in for this without knowing in advance! Doesn’t matter if he is partially blind. I
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:47pmS.E. Cupp is hot!! unrelated comment!!
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 7:37pmyou were just thinking about butts………. LOL
Report Post »orkydorky
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:29pmYes she is, but she like racing cars not racing bowels. Just can’t stop laughing!
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:44pm@ Republicorp how did you know? lol
Report Post »btycrkr
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:46pmHope the supplies were disposable…………! Ewwwwwww!
Report Post »raspberrytea
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:45pmWonder if she washed her hands?
Report Post »USAMEDIC3008
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:50pmBefor or after
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:44pmbring on the Blaze proofreading comments (Blind Mind) did they mean Blind man?
Report Post »CanteenBoy
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:50pmI think you’ve nailed it!
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 7:14pmNo she did!! lol I know I know in poor taste!!
Report Post »btycrkr
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:43pmThat sounds pretty crappy :)
Report Post »heavyduty
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:43pmI am really sorry but if someone comes to my door telling me they are there to give me an enema, I would just politely tell them to use it their self. Because they aren‘t going to stick anything where the sun doesn’t shine. Just can’t buy it.
Report Post »chris3
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:39pmya, think? this story has more holes in it than…..I digress,there is no way this is real,in so many ways,so I am a little surprised at the blaze for putting it up…sorry I think I know why,I can’t get a sentance out without some double meaning.
Report Post »fobama
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:42pmnothing like a nice enema from a total stranger to brighten the day, you cant make this **** up…
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:49pmI cant stop laughing gotta get back to work so I can go home!!!
Report Post »chris3
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:32pmwhat ?…that was a little wet,don’t cough yet! wow what is wrong whith us! I can’t believe I am enjoying this ,a little ,kind of like a enema, wow blaze thanks for the“ behind” the scene news.
Report Post »TumbleBumble
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:39pmI wonder how often that works for her.
Report Post »Gobomama
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:37pmI’m guessing “blind mind” means STUPID?
Report Post »raspberrytea
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:37pmHuh????
Report Post »chris3
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 10:07pmyea, I have a dollar (value that is) counter on my desk top, has anyone watching the quick! decline in the last couple days? as rome burns we douche our selfs
Report Post »redbone007
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:36pmHe sure it was not a man sticking is little thing in his backside.
Report Post »Hula Calhoun
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:49pmIdiot. Have you seen how small enema tubes are? I have done plenty of enemas during my nursing days. There is a major difference.
Report Post »Outlaw_Josey_Wales
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:05pmNo comment!
Report Post »redbone007
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:16pmYes and I have seen how small some men are too?
Report Post »Mr. Nice Guy
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:36pmB. O. H. I. C A. as they say.
Report Post »timej31
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:34pmSounds erotic.
Report Post »Hula Calhoun
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:48pmGuess you’ve never had an enema before.
Report Post »MrBlonde
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:32pmI bet he didn’t see that coming.
Report Post »TheGoo
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:30pmI guess the concept of “dinner and a movie” was too intimate for this woman; less baggage this way.
Report Post »UncleBuck
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:29pmIt’s Obama Care! Talk about intrusive government! Just wait for the bill, It’ll explain everything…
Report Post »Whostolemypig
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:38pmNancy Pelosi????
Report Post »Frogginit
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:29pmI would have at least ask her to kiss me first.
Report Post »USAMEDIC3008
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:29pmI wonder if we could do that to all three branches of
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johnnyrockett
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:28pm(Speechless ) well…..? Was she cute?
Report Post »Hula Calhoun
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:47pmHow would he know? He is blind.
Report Post »APatriotFirst
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:27pmBlind Mind ????
What the heck is a blind mind??????????
Report Post »IMPEACHBHO
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:38pmblind mind – liberal
Report Post »Bob1943
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:41pmA Liberal?
Report Post »Steverino
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 7:10pmBob, it IS California…
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:24pmI hope that this is not another form of terrorist attack that is being used to harnass the power of poo!! Im done why is this story here?
Report Post »sissykatz
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:23pmTalk about a “Strange” visitor !!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »Hobo Boondocks
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 1:17amI hope this isn’t the start of a new ‘thing’ like home invasions. Now we have to worry about butt invasions? let’s also hope there was nothing noxious in the enema mix that will give the poor fella everlasting diarrhea.
Report Post »adouglass1
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:21pmI got nothing dude nothing!!
Report Post »1proudAmerican
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:13pmA house-call enema? Why would anyone just let someone into their home for an anema? I’d have been suspicious, to say the least, and closed the door on the woman…….then called my doctor and the police.
Report Post »Exrepublisheep
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:20pmuummmmm
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:23pmWas this part of BO/care…Or some one just blowing smoke up his A$$$
Report Post »D0ntTread0nMe
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:26pmOnly in California!!! Man I gotta move!
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Unix
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:29pmOur country needs an enema!
Report Post »IMPEACHBHO
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:31pmA lot of people are blind to all of BHO’s enemas
Report Post »Unix
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:31pmGoing boldly where no man (er woman) has never gone before – we hope!
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:32pmDon’t think that procedure would take less than 2 mins. Think I would check with the doctor before I let anyone in to do something I didn’t know about – wonder if anything is missing or if she was just casing the place.
Report Post »HappyStretchedThin
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:32pmOnce the lab work came bag, it was discovered, the enema wasn’t simply a water rinse, but containted traces of oatmeal mush. That’s right folks, we have a cereal enemist on our hands!
Report Post »Creestof
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:33pmAs long as everything came out OK.
Report Post »BIGJAYINPA
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:37pmThis is disturbing on so many levels, but it is after all California…’nuff said.
Report Post »chfields62
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:44pm@Creestof
Report Post »I can’t believe you actually said that……..
chfields62
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:48pm@Creestof
Report Post »I can’t beleive you actually siad that…………..LOL
cheezwhiz
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 6:52pmThis happened in CA ?
Report Post »So how is this blind man sure it was a woman who did this to him ?
Showtime
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 7:25pmI don‘t reckon he’s “full of it” now!
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 7:35pmBlind mind?????????????
Report Post »Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 7:45pmBend over, we have some Obamacare for ya.
Report Post »hersey10
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 7:58pmI didn’t see the part that said he was on LSD anywhere .
Report Post »We Are Not Alone
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:00pmI wonder if we could find this mystery woman to give everybody at the White House an enema because they are so full of S***
Report Post »mycomet123
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:26pmThere is just no end to the freak shows in this country!!!!
Report Post »Outlaw_Josey_Wales
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:32pmDid Obama stick his head out?
Report Post »jhaydeng
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 8:39pmShe was just seeing if he really was an …….
Report Post »crackerone
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:20pmWWNBD
What would Ned Beatty do?
Report Post »hauschild
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:21pmHilarious!!!
Report Post »mtnclimberjim
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 9:24pmweeeeee. Hope it was warm:)
Report Post »MiketheTrucker
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:06pmD.C. will get their enema in 2012.
Report Post »Black Tiger
Posted on May 12, 2011 at 11:31pmI think he’s mad because she did not give him the reacharound, LOL!
Report Post »LAM2
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 1:15amHave they ruled out Kathleen Sebelius, Health and Human Services Secretary, as the mystery woman yet? She has been out there implementing Obamacare…..
Report Post »Mee the People
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 2:06ammaybe he got raped by some guy dressed as a woman ????
Report Post »tasmanianwabbit
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 2:50amLiquid Smoke. ;-)
Report Post »weeblewacker1
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 10:24amjust think if glenn got one, he would drop 200lbs.in 5 minutes.
Report Post »Secret Squirrel
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 10:44am…
Report Post »Where was Barney Frank on the night in question?
Libertyluvnmomma
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 11:47amWas he wondering if the enema was done correctly?
Report Post »YouGottaProblemWithThat
Posted on May 13, 2011 at 12:32pmHmmmm, I didn’t order an enema……….oh…ok.
Report Post »imreddog
Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:20amIf the perpetraiter had both hands on his hips, it wasn’t an enema! Since this happened in California, I’m guessing that the “victim” wanted a replay and wanted to find the “guilty” person.
Report Post »imreddog
Posted on May 14, 2011 at 12:23amIf the victim says that the person giving the “enema?” had a really big belt buckle, he was probably from Texas :-)
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