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‘Blood-Curdling Scream’ Brings Mother to Aid of Toddler Being Squeezed by Python

Just a few days after we reported a 13-foot Burmese python shocked a Florida family when they found it curled up in their pool, comes a story making that seem like routine pest control.

Australian Toddler Nearly Squeezed to Death by Python

(Photo: Australia Zoo)

The Daily Mail reports that the mother of a 2-year-old-boy from Australia heard a “blood-curdling scream” and ran to a backyard garden where she found her son wrapped up by a python. The Daily Mail states that the snake had wrapped its entire body around the boy and the mother, who was not identified, initially couldn’t remove it because of its strength:

“The snake was biting his leg and was wrapped around his whole body, to his chest. It started constricting.

“The attack happened very quickly and it was very scary.”

The Australian reports that the boy was first taken to the Mossman Hospital in north Queensland and, fortunately, was released without serious injury aside from the bite marks on Tuesday. At the hospital, it was determined that the snake was non-venomous so doctors did not need to use an anti-venom kit on the boy. Pythons are constrictors that suffocate or crush prey. The boy was transferred to Cairns Base Hospital for 24 hours of observation in case of infection but was then released, according to Sky News.

The Daily Mail goes on to report Rod Gilbert, a local veterinarian, as saying that it is unusual that the snake attacked a child but notes that “a two-year-old boy is not much different from a wallaby” in terms of size. In north Queensland, pythons can grow up to 20 feet.

The mother had sent her son to play when the incident happened. She was helped by neighbors who heard her screams to remove the snake, the Daily Mail reports.

Comments (92)

  • Bronco II
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:37am

    Thank you FATHER for being with the child and the people that came to his rescue.Judge not lest ye be judged.Like some of these parents here never took their eyes off their children or never left them alone for one second give me a break.I forgot there are some that are just PERFECT PARENTS my mistake.

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    • sapper
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:10pm

      HEY *******, we don’t live in an area rife with 15 foot long pythons you idiot. As it is I my daughter is only allowed on our street, with permission and knowing where she will be. She is to call if she goes in a friends house and we usually are out front watching or in the front room where we can see her down the road. Perfect, no such thing, paranoid…absolutely……but we would not just send jr. out to play in the snake pit either. Are you really that dense. Especially a two year old. WHen my kids were that age they were never out of my sight unless with mom or grandparents. We didn’t even allow babysitters. Now, it seems that a level of parenting such as that offends you for some reason. Kiss my ass moron. I have a 22 year old and a 7 year old who are healthy, happy and I’ll never be one of the brain dead idiots on tv saying “please bring my baby home” or “I don’t understand how the giant snake managed to eat my kid”. It’s like this…..at a hotel one time a couple years ago I took my daughter to the swimming pool at her request. I sat attentively watching the kids play with particular attention to mine. At the other end of the pool several moms were reading, talking on phones, chatting, etc. while a toddler of theirs was busy drowning. I noticed him go under and struggle and jumped in to save him. Had him out of the pool before his idiot mother knew he was in trouble. That’s the difference you raving oxygen bandit.

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    • Captain Crunch
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:33pm

      Like the time my two young sons on bicycles were being chased by a man in a car. One of them made it home to tell me while the other one hid from the man…until dad showed up, went through the drivers window with a death choke hold around the mans neck. Here’s a parental prayer for you..thank you God that I didn’t kill that SOB. There’s a perfect parent!

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    • caveman74
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:40pm

      what sapper fails to realize is 80 years ago when parents were to busy toiling in the fields to obsessively watch over their childrens every breath, those kids grew up to be god fearing family oriented respectable human beings who loved their country. 50 years ago to present we have parents who tell the watch over the kids hold their hands wipe for them and tell them they are a winner no matter what and the result of that type of parenting is mindless idiots who crap in public parks demanding jobs they didn‘t earn money they didn’t work for and loans forgiven they promised to pay for…its like this I got attacked by a large dog when I was four (while playing outside unsupervised). My dad tells me a week later I beet that dog to a pulp with a metal bar. What I learned from my parents is you have to rely on yourself first. I thank god they allowed me to figure the world out for myself with guiding nudges from them just like I do for my children. I guarantee non of my kids will ever be victims. I know I never have been, even when attacked by a big dog (not a victim of a dog attack just a guy with a reason to beat a bad dog senseless).

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  • drattastic
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:33am

    When I was a kid my cousin who was a young aspiring politician was killed it a freak incident by one of his constrictors . He had all manner of snakes ,spiders, lizards etc..in his basement . Why people are attracted to these kind of “pets” is beyond me.

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  • Ceefour
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:15am

    An interesting factoid about the alcohol..got to keep that in mind. This mommy is useless ..all she can do is scream..fortunately loud enough to alert neighbors who were able to respond in time. Shoddy newspaper reporting leaves us in the dark as to how the snake was actually removed or what happened to it after .

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    • oldjackpinesavage
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:59pm

      Might it be that the snake was killed, skinned gutted and cooked over hot coals and eaten (tasted like chicken) . It wasn’t reported like that to keep PETA from complaining .

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  • watashbuddyfriend
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:24am

    The sickness of Society, what society, protects the animals over human life, worldwide!

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  • beaubird
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:11am

    who sends their 2 year old OUT to play anyway!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • 4xeverything
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:24am

      I second that!

      I would love to hear that 911 (or the Australian equivilant) though.

      OPERATOR: What’s your emergency?

      CALLER: A long scaly animal is attacking my baby! It’s squeezing the very life out of him!

      OPERATOR: Ma’am, I didn’t quite get that. Did you say that Democrat is attacking your baby?

      CALLER: Yes, that is exactly what I said!

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    • hud
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:17am

      I’m 70, and I played in a park a block from my house from about 2 on with only other children present. But that was before the age of PREDATORS, and we were lucky.

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    • Jenny Lind
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:23am

      There are dangerous things everywhere, even inside homes (spiders), Moms and Dads usually make sure an area is ok before turning kids loose to explore, and all the Moms I know have that “scarey at times” Mom-sense, as well as do what I called “radar sweeps” to make sure everything is ok. Childrean (babies, too) learn be exploring their world. Moms almost have a timer in their heads, and make checks on their kids so automatic, that it’s like part of breathing.

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    • robert
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:55am

      “The Daily Mail goes on to report Rod Gilbert, a local veterinarian, as saying that it is unusual that the snake attacked a child but notes that “a two-year-old boy is not much different from a wallaby” in terms of size. In north Queensland, pythons can grow up to 20 feet.”

      Humans are just another piece of meat to these predators, and the so-called “experts” consistently try to mitigate every attack on humans as being “unusual,‘ for the purpose of snowing people into believing they’re really in no danger of these killers.

      There have been numerous accounts of these constrictors killing children just in this country by so-called “pets” that have gotten free. In one case a python wrapped itself around a baby in a crib, biting it repeatedly in the head until until it was literally covered in blood. The baby was killed.

      When it was found the nutcase who had the killer snake as a “pet” went berserk and stabbed it numerous times, then shot it. He should never had had the vicious, disgusting thing to begin with. His baby paid for his foolishness with its life.

      Florida Fish and Game reports there are about 100,000 constrictors in the Everglades now, the result of nutcases who turned the killers loose, because they got too big. The law banning them is being strongly opposed by snake enthusiast nutcases and pet shops.

      Nothing will be done, as always, until there are mass killings of people. Alligators are choking the waterways as well.

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    • Cognizer
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:37am

      When dealing with deadly snakes – A good snake is a dead snake. END OF STORY

      If you control your environment, i.e. eliminate predators, it’s fine to send your kids OUT to play.

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    • Obobitsu
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:01am

      You have NEVER allowed your child to play in your own yard even with a fence?

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    • eric6161
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:11am

      Life has been dangerous since the fall of man. What has changed is that now we hear about much of the bad in our news media. The news media of the 16th century didn’t really have stories of boys 13-25 being kidnapped and forced to work on board ships or foreign vessels, stories of girls kidnapped and ‘married’ to ugly old men with names like Mohammed, or castrated so they could sing in an all boys choir till they were 35. To be alive after the age of 2 was considered a miracle and living to the ripe old age of 35 a person was praised for having lived a good life.

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    • Polwatcher
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:51pm

      The libs are responsible. In years past, we killed any critters that would harm a kid. As a result we had less critters and kids were safer. Today in some places, killing a rat is against the law. Killing a snake is against the law in many states.

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  • Swancman
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:43am

    I also agree that. These extremely dangerous creatures should only be brought to this country for a zoo, not for personal pleasure.

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  • searching for the Truth
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:28am

    Amen!

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  • searching for the Truth
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:59am

    They worship the creature and loathe the things of God.

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    • searching for the Truth
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:27am

      Brings to mind a funny story: I was game hunting years ago. There were poisonous snakes virtually everywhere – so much so, I had to sidestep into a ravine to avoid them. There were low pockets in the ravine that swallowed up vision from outside its banks. All of a sudden , a huge serpent flew over the bank into the ravine, slapped my leg with its tail , stood straight up in front of me, and departed as quickly as it had appeared. Funny. I’ll always remember that day.

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  • Marsh626
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:05am

    Coming to a neighborhood near you.

    Humans 50+ years ago used to be rational. They would organize public efforts to rid their areas of dangerous species like poisonous snakes, bears, wolves, mountain lions, sharks, etc.

    But then came along the demented, self-loathing, and suicidal leftist cultural revolution and the environ-mental movement that came with it.

    Now we’re treated to legions of idiots who think “reintroducing” dangerous predators to their communities is a wonderful and noble thing.

    I used to be a hardcore, militant, leftist, environ-mental, activist a few years ago. Trust me, these so-called “conservationists” absolutely despise humanity. They view the human species as cancerous and the #1 threat to “Mother Earth”.

    My fellow environ-mental activists would actually CELEBRATE stories of wild animals attacking people. I’m not kidding.

    I’m being 100% serious when I say that environ-mentalists care more about great white sharks and grizzly bears than they do about you and your kids.

    Right now, these anti-human, nature worshipping, cultist, activists are trying to get dangerous predators to takeover your communities.

    They’re also trying to disarm you. That’s right. They want to ban guns in public parks and even in your home so you can’t shoot their beloved pets when they attack you and your loved ones.

    Don’t let them accomplish their evil agenda. Organize against them. Keep your communities safe for human habitation.

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    • 1776freedomofspeech
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:33am

      Grab a sharp knife, a fillet knife would be perfect, slide knife blade under and to the rear of the jaw bone area and pull up with blade. Snake head will be cut off. The rest will taste like chicken.

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    • VigilantGuardShark
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:46am

      I agree whole heartedly with you. I’ve spent a number of spring days sbake hunting and pest destroying in my property, I recommend everyone who cares about their homes to do so.

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    • MCDAVE
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 11:37am

      MARSH…thanks for this post..I’ve been saying for years that; the PETA people are terrorists who enjoy harassing law abiding fisherman and hunters…most of these people would latch on to any cause that lets them torment other people

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    • objectivetruth
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:11pm

      You are right about the enviro wacko’s.They hide behind the conservation crew.They are two totally different entities.I don’t have a problem with reintroduction of naturally occuring predators.In the right place and for the right reason.Contrary to popular belief they are truly necessary.We hunted more back in the day.This prevented stunting and wasting disease in the animal population.Thank god we did too.When we removed the predators we removed a part of the natural life cycle and natures clean up crew.We took the place of um.If the enviro wackos have their way we won’t be able to hunt or kill nuisance animals.If we don’t reintroduce some of the predators and these nuts have their way stunting wasting and all the diseases that follow, will be the order of the day.By the way many of those diseases will cross species.Don’t you just love zoonosis.

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  • Thevoice
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 6:02am

    Gee I thought this was a story about the Muslim Brotherhood. Because that about exactly what their doing to us.

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    • josh345
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:25am

      just we don’t have a mom……

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    • chips1
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:42pm

      Snakes, Flash Mobs, muslims, Politicians. It’s more dangerous as each day passes.

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  • RedDawn2012
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 4:24am

    The quickest and easiest way to disable ANY animal (or human) is to gouge out it’s eyes. Keep this in mind … it may save you or someone else someday.

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    • SlimnRanger
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:12am

      A few years back on the discovery channel,i saw the best wat to make a constricting snake turn loose is to cause pain to the snakes tail,there might be some snake handler that can verify this,but the report said it works

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  • wbaranowski
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:21am

    “The poi thun ite moi boi bee.” (Oh, yeah, beat you too it; you were thinking the same thing.)

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    • Dolfenn24
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 8:59am

      I love a good Seinfeld reference every so often.

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  • The Third Archon
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:00am

    That’s what wild animals do–they EAT things that are weaker than them. Are we shocked by the wicked snake’s behavior…?

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    • holy ghostbuster
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 9:23am

      How is the snake “wicked?“ It was no more ”wicked” than any other wild animal doing what they do… eat, sleep, and screw. A being would have to have reason and know right from wrong to be “wicked.” That animal just acted on it’s natural instinct to eat.

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  • LoneStarGigger
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:28am

    This is for CATB, I agree 100%. I also think that you are mandated to kill any non native species you come across anywhere in your state. Though it would be easy to check with you Fish and Game Department just to make sure.
    We have a lot of non native species in Texas, there is no closed season on any of them, but you do need a hunting license. Hogs being the number one culprit. So if you have a CHL and were on a walk where you might run into one of these monsters, I’d open up on it. I would think the state would thank you, but you never know, so make sure. Good Luck!

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    • spikebu
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:11am

      I have an uncle who owns acreage in Utah. Property is fenced. Govt came in, without permission or notice, and poisoned all the ponds. They wanted to kill off all “non-native” fish. What they killed was the best fish I’ve ever eaten. All those ponds can’t be fished for at least 3 years now.

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    • db321
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 2:02am

      Spike your story scares the heck out of me – Is this an isolated event or is this wide spread – Send a Tip into the Blaze – do something – Please don’t do what nearly every America male would do – nothing and hope somebody else will do something – Wake up folks. All in America would follow Hitler when they are starving – Try to grow a Garden in America today. This Government is coming after food and Guns.

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  • abbygirl1994
    Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:17am

    Half a story here.. how did they get the bloddy snake off????

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    • pamela kay
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:26am

      ABBYGIRL1994, Yeah, I kept reading expecting an explaination too. I finished reading it and was puzzled why they hadn’t given the whole story.

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    • Trucker Mike
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:01am

      read the last sentence. Her neighbors helped her.

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    • Zpro
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:43am

      Snake got news reporter before he (she) could finish the article.

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    • CriticalMass
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:57am

      If two people were to grab the snake by the neck with both hands while another person held the child, they could “unwind” the snake’s body from around the child, but depending on the size of the snake, it could be very difficult. Pythons and boas are extremely strong.

      Better and quicker would be for them to grab the snake the same way while another person “sawed” the snake in two just below where they held it with a large serrated kitchen knife or hacksaw. This would cause the snake to release its grip immediately.

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    • 1776freedomofspeech
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 7:13am

      Grab a sharp knife, a fillet knife would be perfect, slide knife blade under and to the rear of the jaw bone area and pull up with blade. Snake head will be cut off. Snake body will relax, toddler is freed.

      Then gut and skin the snake, prepare for BBQ. Tastes like chicken. Good story to tell your kid when they grow up.

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  • BurntHills
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:55pm

    a knife in its eyes, GUN shots anywhere on it, even stick a finger in the snake’s eyes and gouge them out!!, jeez! KILL IT!! there is no reason to ever try to ‘save’ these snake monsters who need to EAT “small prey” ..CHILDREN !!

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  • LovingAmerica
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:23pm

    More shocking than a python attacking a baby is that a mother would send her two year old out to play all by himself – unattended. That is inexcusable.

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    • spikebu
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:49am

      I let my children play in the backyard all the time by themselves. My eldest got raked by a rooster at two years while playing in the backyard alone. My middle child got attacked by ants in the backyard. My youngest was stung by a scorpion on the back patio. I’m sure a python attack is as out of the norm for this mother as a coyote attack would have been for me. We “child proof” our backyards and let our children run in a safe environment while we are nearby with an ear attuned. What’s “inexcusable” about that? Are we supposed to keep our children under tight rein? Are they not allowed to explore their environment? Isn’t that how we learn? You speak as if the mother expected a python to appear in her backyard. You cannot imagine the things I imagined when I started letting my first child get distance from me (Yes, at 2). In all my nightmares, never saw the roosters. Or the chick that scratched his cornea. Does that make me a bad mother? Inattentive? Nope.

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    • jcannon98188
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 5:17am

      I can almost guarentee you that at 2 years old, your parents let you play by youself. Shoot, my nephew is 1 and he plays outside by himself too. Mind you, we are outside with him to be able to get to him quickly, but we do not watch every little thing he does. If you try and watch your kids 24/7 from the time they are born to the time they are 2 you will never get an ounce of rest. Kids are ok to play by themselves. if they get hurt, then that sucks for them, they learn. Sheltering them for too long is the only real unresponsible thing to do.

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    • objectivetruth
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:20pm

      Really?My parents let me out in the yard at two.We had snakes spiders bobcats cougars bears and even the occasional grey wolf.Admittedly they weren’t constrictors but there were at least two types that were poisonous.I was taught even at that age to leave snakes alone.We mowed the yard and it was checked before I went out.I was taught even at that tender age to be aware of my surroundings.Pay attention.If you are caught by surprise stand still and let it pass.If it was a racer then hit it scream and run.They will chase you though as they are aggresive.They aren’t seen much even where we were.they are a very deep deep woods snake.
      Your argument shes unfit as a mother is unfounded and is insulting to every person raised in rural surroundings the world over.

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  • 3monkeysmomma
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:03pm

    Theres a couple of people I know a may be getting a pet python next Xmas.

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    • scheduler
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:24pm

      Wow that would be scary.

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    • lodgerat
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:52pm

      Not if you send it to the whitehouse

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    • jharper
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 10:28am

      Who in their right mind would think that a snake would make a good pet?! Tell your friends they are STUPID, then go find smarter friends! In the Everglades, pythons are at the top of the food chain. They often times were once “pets” and became to big to feed or keep, so idiots release them and now they are breeding like rabbits. I live hours away from the Everglades but both me and my neighbor have recently killed baby pythons in our yards. One was recently trapped that had just consumed a full grown deer. Another one “exploded” after swallowing a large alligator. Remember the python that escaped it‘s shoddy cage and killed the baby in it’s crib?

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  • ares338
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:55pm

    Visit sunny Oz….funnel web spiders, red backed spiders, pythons, 7 out 10 of the worlds most venomous snakes, sharks, Cain toads, salt water crocs, wild camels and last but not least…the most butt ugly women God ever created! I can’t wait to get there…yee haw!

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    • dangarh01
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:22pm

      The most butt ugly women? I’ve seen some gorgeous hotties from Australia.

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    • Ted H
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:35pm

      You forgot the most deadly Irukandji jellyfish in the world.

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  • scout n ambush
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:36pm

    Most likely after the rootbeer the kid was drinking.

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  • Mitch54
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:32pm

    A 2 year old, outside, by himself?

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:20pm

    They did find a Dingo lurking around cursing the snake, that was his baby dangit.

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    • dealer@678
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:36pm

      Dont laugh. It can happen to you. It happened to me

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    • Structure21
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:42pm

      I don‘t care who you are that’s funny right there.

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  • Hickory
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:16pm

    As I have said before, more of these things are going to show up in residential neighborhoods in So FL. We left there before many started showing up. But, the last time down when we crossed Alligator Alley, they were cautioning us at the Western end at a gas station to look out for big ones crossing it. Tree huggers love these monstors but, they will catch and eat your pets and in some cases, your kids. They are much more dangerous than gators.

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    • CatB
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:32pm

      I agree … people are releasing their dangerous “pets” (which they never should have been allowed to have in the first place since they can get loose or be released) out in the wild and with no natural preditors they are free to populate at will … I always take my little dog out on a leash and she isn’t even allowed on the lanai (screened in porch) without me. What we need is a real long cold spell .. some died last year when that happened .. I hope it happens again this year. But an eradication program needs to be instituted also ..and the ability to kill a non-native species anytime you come upon one..

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    • shackero
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:01pm

      Maybe the restriction should not necessarily be on the type of animal owned—-rather maybe some types of animals should be mandated to be spayed or neutered before being sold…………
      I’m not a fan of mandates (Obama-care)—-but…………….

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    • sandy21957
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:10pm

      they’ve DNA tested quite a few of the ones caught in the Glades and it seems they are descendants of snakes accidentally released from a science facility during Hurricane Andrew several years ago.

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  • Detroit paperboy
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:14pm

    One word…. Hacksaw !

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  • I.Gaspar
    Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:13pm

    Too bad pelosi isn’t vacationing in north Queensland…

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:27pm

      I dont even think a snake wants to get near that HAG…

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:28pm

      That was Pelosi, she was just trying to hug the kid. She didn’t moisturize.

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    • Rayblue
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:52pm

      No self respecting snake would squeeze THAT petrified yeti finger..

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    • sisserydoo
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 10:57pm

      Didn’t moisturize….ahhhahhh….so funny :o)

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    • shackero
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:03pm

      A snake would probably vomit before touching that skank…………………

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on December 29, 2011 at 11:16pm

      Vomiting is a defense mechanism of a snake.

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    • Rayblue
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 12:28am

      She looks like snakes have mechanized all over her. Then she ate them.
      If you look you can see them wiggling behind her eyeballs.

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    • V-Forge
      Posted on December 30, 2011 at 1:38am

      All bone and skin with a sack of spite. not what a snake wants.. the kids might be safer with the snake tho.

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