Crime

Brainless Criminals Snort Human Ashes Mistaken for Cocaine

Three adults and two juveniles were were looking for a high Tuesday when they were arrested for breaking and entering a Florida woman’s home and stealing several items, including jewelry and electronics. Lost on the dumb criminals, however, was the fact that the urn of “cocaine” they allegedly stole actually contained the ashes of the woman’s late father and two Great Danes.

According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, the adult thieves were taken to jail. During the investigation, Orlando’s WMKG learned, detectives discovered the suspects mistook the ashes for cocaine. When they finally realized what they were — apparently through snorting trial and error — the thieves dumped the ashes. Detectives are now working with the sheriff’s dive team to locate them.

Police say this isn’t the first time all five suspects have been charged with attempted residential burglary. Last Friday, a married couple was awakened by loud banging noises as the group tried to break into their home.

Brainless Criminals Snort Human Ashes Mistaken for Cocaine

Image: MyFoxOrlando.com

Comments (110)

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  • scout n ambush
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:27pm

    Somebody has got to be snort’n mad right about now . These guy‘s are poster boys for Obama’s wealth re- distrubution.They wouldn’t have had to resort to this if they had got their Obama money you know from his stash.

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  • Crewbot
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:17pm

    …and the scary thing is, they’re collectively more intelligent than Sheila Jackson Lee!

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  • The Man
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:15pm

    And they all look so smart, go figure…. What some good balls….

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  • UpstateNYConservative
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:14pm

    Remember now–libs want to legalize drugs….*LMBO*

    Report Post » UpstateNYConservative  
  • polis
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:03pm

    The fact you call yourself center right is enough for me not to visit your site. Little too PC.

    Report Post » polis  
  • Robbedagain
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:02pm

    Future ********!

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  • BOUGHT YOUR SILO YET?
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:58pm

    Uh- duuuude, that’s some good grandpa.

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  • Deda1
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:58pm

    if they are criminals and especially this dumb they are Democrats and the news should report them as such.

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  • DashRipRock
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:57pm

    Im not really sure what you are trying to achieve.

    But if you want to stand out you need something

    that will get peoples attension with a single phrase like

    “will Sarah Palin end Liberalism?”

    (Insert link here)

    keep it simple
    people read for interest not sympathy

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  • Crewbot
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:52pm

    Perfect, “asholes”!!!

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  • franknshadow
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:51pm

    Check out Mike Judges “IDIOCRACY.” Great DVD.. It makes these guys a little more understandable..

    Report Post » PrfctlyFrank  
    • SuttonShimai
      Posted on January 22, 2011 at 9:51pm

      Idiocracy, an absolutely GREAT movie! That movie says it took 500 years to get to that point. I think we will be there in less than five. Our movies and TV shows are already starting to look like the movies in Idiocracy.

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  • joebrooks
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:50pm

    There is a Keith Richards story in here somewhere.

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  • wisehiney
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:50pm

    Hey y’all! The oddsmakers are betting that Oprah is one of the wealthy/celebrity who wikileaks will reveal for hiding money/cheating on taxes in Swiss accounts. Oh Boy!

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  • MrButcher
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:47pm

    oh, its true.

    but you really shouldn’t advertise yourself nor your craft not solicite sympathy and support.

    get yourself on a plane and go to Tunisia and tell us what you find. then go to any backwater of China (without anyone knowing yer there). then where ever you feel you must.

    PROVE YOURSELF!!

    Learn to write without emotion and personal opinion (without losing either).

    20 years from now you may be of some use

    good luck

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  • Xcori8r
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:47pm

    Hey, man, you high yet?
    No, man, not yet (sniffle) but I theenk I feel like I want to sneef your butt!

    Report Post » Xcori8r  
  • GnomeChomsky
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:47pm

    How in the hell can you mistake grey ashes for cocaine?

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    • GEW
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:19am

      you gotta be kidding ….take another look at these guys, their pictures says it all.

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  • 82dAirborne
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:45pm

    Would you consider, just consider – writing a post that did NOT include an ad for your personal blog? I won’t go to it or recommend it because I feel as though that advertising your blog is the only reason you are ever here. I doubt that I am alone……….

    Report Post » 82dAirborne  
    • Showtime
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:01am

      How else do you think we would ever have kinown about Center Rigfht’s blog?

      Thank you for your service, sir.
      I suppose you are either military or ex-military, judging from your name.

      Report Post » Showtime  
  • Rickfromillinois
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:44pm

    I hope that the dogs had ring worm and the father athletes feet, and they all get it up their nasal passages. If this isn’t the first time these 5 scumbags have been charged with breaking into a residence then why are they running around? Will we be reading about them doing something else stupid or breaking some other laws in a few weeks?

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  • BoilitDown
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:43pm

    I just said something yesterday about the human race devolving and here we have another example. I imagine, though, that they did have some brains prior to the drugs.

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  • Grandpa's Attic
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:35pm

    I like the guy in the middle’s mug shot. he looks like he got a little more than Fido’s ashes!

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  • DashRipRock
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:34pm

    Are those pictures before or after they snorted the ashes?

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    • GEW
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 3:15am

      hahaha you re on a roll. That is funny….made my husband laugh too.

      Report Post » GEW  
  • IM_UR_HUCKLEBERRY
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:32pm

    There ya go.

    Report Post » IM_UR_HUCKLEBERRY  
  • DVT
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:32pm

    LMAO! The term DUMBASS is just too kind!

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  • 82dAirborne
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:31pm

    Always love the stupid criminal stories. But the thing that got my attention here was “…When they finally released what they were….” The rule of thumb is to not critique spelling/grammar on blogs. But Hey Meredith proof read a little!!!!!!

    Report Post » 82dAirborne  
  • TruthTalker
    Posted on January 19, 2011 at 10:27pm

    HaHaHa!

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    • AmericanSoldier
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:19pm

      It may not have been cocaine but the middle guy got high off of it!

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    • royrescue
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:23pm

      this is your brain,…..this is your brain on drugs!

      Report Post » royrescue  
    • pattybbb1
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:24pm

      hopeless. just hopeless.

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    • TruthTalker
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:29pm

      They seem to have all went to the same barber and look like they tweezed each others eyebrows.

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    • GeauxAlready
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:29pm

      How in the world have they lived this long? These guys make Sheila Jackson Lee look like Einstine.

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    • davecoolworld
      Posted on January 19, 2011 at 11:40pm

      I have so many questions…topping the list is, why did they think someone would keep an urn filled with cocaine? Did they watch “Scarface” too many times?

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    • oldguy49
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:21am

      they are extremely lucky….we have the castle law in florida and we use it……………

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    • walkwithme1966
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:31am

      How stupid, how really really stupid!! http://wp.me/pYLB7-wA

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    • independentvoteril
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:42am

      @AmericanSoldier.. my first thought too..LOL..

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    • 13thGenerationAmerican
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:50am

      Sounds like something Beck would have done back in the day

      13thGenerationAmerican  
    • FlatFoot
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 12:56am

      Jeez. Just looking at those mokes is like looking at a page torn from a Dick Tracy comic book.

      Throw in Mumbles and Flat-Top and you’ve got a bonified crime syndicate.

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    • My Sacred Honor
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:05am

      I don’t get it… these three look like bright, upstanding members of Mexican society! Why in HELL can’t they be rehabilitated and made to get jobs and pay taxes like any other American youth??
      I’m crying “racism” here. They were never givin a chance in “white America” and should be given a chance considering their past indiscresions!

      Report Post » My Sacred Honor  
    • Hobo Boondocks
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:45am

      The one in the middle, whose eyes are a bit glazed, was heard to say, “Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it…you may need to fight the urge to smell the strangest things though.” “Why’d they have to put the Great Danes ashes in there I’ll never know?”

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    • Curator_JDR
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 1:52am

      Doesn’t everyone keep their cocaine in an urn?

      See the insanity of Progressive thought exposed in this humorous animated web video: http://www.marcrubin.com/hairmerica.ivnu

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    • jabberwock
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 6:59am

      A teaching moment for our youth. This is your brain…… This is your brain on dogs

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 8:57am

      You just can’t make up stories like that! My two questions are: Why weren’t they in jail and are they illegal aliens? FL really needs to tighten up!

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    • JESUS-IS-LORD
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 11:10am

      Why am I not surprised this was in FLORIDA?
      Hands down, Florida has the most bizarre stories. I would never move there.

      Report Post » JESUS-IS-LORD  
    • OutOfTheAether
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 11:27am

      Sound like Honorable Mention candidates for the Darwin Awards, don’t they?

      Report Post » OutOfTheAether  
    • blacksmith
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 4:20pm

      T he five of them on your front lawn in a circle would be a dope ring. This is why an armed citizenry is important to our society.

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    • avenger
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 5:00pm

      hmmm…future democrats….

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    • CultureWarriors
      Posted on January 20, 2011 at 7:10pm

      Why do you think they call it dope? Look at the bright side, three Democrats off the streets and not voting!

      Report Post » CultureWarriors  
    • GONESURFING
      Posted on January 21, 2011 at 12:32am

      What a bunch of losers.

      Report Post » GONESURFING  
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