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Busted: Former High-Ranking CNN Exec Leaves Dog Feces in Neighbor’s Mailbox

Former CNN Executive and UGA Professor Fined After Placing Dog Feces in Neighbors Mailbox

(Photo: CBS)

A former high-ranking CNN executive and University of Georgia professor has been caught red-handed in a prank more fitting for adolescent pranksters than a middle-aged man.

What did he do?  Unaware that he was in plain view of a security camera, Bob Furnad left a bag of dog feces in his neighbor’s mailbox.

CBS Atlanta has more information:

Furnad told the Covington News that he pulled the prank due to a long-standing feud with the two [neighbors].

“This was an immature act in response to years of malicious rumor mongering that I consider defamation of character,” Furnad told the paper.

[The neighbor] Dameron says he and Miller were getting ready for a wedding at Worthington Manor when they found the package.

“We were working, getting ready for a wedding and we were out on the driveway,” Dameron told WGCL. “We thought, well, we’re this close, we’ll check the mail box to see if the mail’s come.”

They found something else entirely, and now Furnad faces a $180 fine.

Interestingly, when CBS Atlanta reporters asked the neighbors about the feud that prompted the incident, they said they had “no idea” what the feud was about.

Moreover, they have chosen not to confront Furnad about the stunt.

“I don’t see a reason to [talk to him], that’s just silly,” one explained.

(H/T: Daily Mail)

Comments (97)

  • FaithfulFriend
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:06pm

    I’ve always thought putting something in a federal post box was a federal crime. I guess not.

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    • Paul
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:39pm

      Naaa, that was only when we had an American Government…

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    • rickc34
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:38am

      He had the president over for dinner told him it was a dog dish. Pres said it was so good he should go out with and share it with the nieghboors

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:52am

      They opened the mail box, reached in….. And pulled out, The Atlanta, Urinal and constipation……one of the most liberal and smelly pieces of crap in the entire publishing propaganda industry rags EVER……….and only when they got it to the breakfast table, I’d they realize it was a CNN dog turd….. Gotta love those sweet, kind, generous LEFTIES……..

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    • Paul
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:59am

      barry’s new presidential portrait , coming to a mailbox near you…

      Flush It !

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    • johnjamison
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 8:09am

      No You are right a mailbox is federal property.

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    • Shrugged
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 9:07am

      We get fed a plate of the stuff he put in the mailbox everyday from the Fed and their captive media.

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    • 9111315
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 9:53am

      As long as he had correct postage, he is good to go.

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    • starman70
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:18am

      That’s what happens when an executive of a liberal news outlet becomes frustrated. they resort to spreading manure, even if it is from a canine.

      YES, putting anything, unstamped and not delivered by a postal employee in a persons mailbox, is a violation of Postal Regulations. (Or at least it used to be.)

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    • kindling
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 2:19pm

      Most of what comes in the mail is CR@P anyway so I guess the post office would’nt care.

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    • lainer51
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 4:47pm

      Maybe it depends on where you work(ed).

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    • oneshiner
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 6:00pm

      We’re in such a fast paced era, people forget there are cameras almost everywhere. Big Brother is watching, so be careful what you do.

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    • oneshiner
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 6:08pm

      It did make me laugh and remember years ago when I owned apartments and one neighbor refused to pick up after their dog. When the other neighbors complained about finding dog doo even in the parking lot, I warned them to pick up after the dog.
      After a few days I checked and found doo all over the place, scraped it all into an empty kleenex box and left it at their door with a note: That if I found any more that would be their notice to vacate.
      Funny, there wasn’t any more doo in the parking lot.
      Like most liberals, they just didn’t understand doo….. (interpret any way you wish)

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  • OhSnappage
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:01pm

    This seems to be a step up from how CNN handles things. Usually there force feeding it to the public. Here the dude is mailing it to one person at a time. How considerate.

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    • Therightsofbilly
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:43pm

      The best part of the story is that he is a university professor.

      Hey JZS, how much would you spend to have your kids educated by that delivery boy?

      Report Post » Therightsofbilly  
    • The-Monk
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:57am

      Hey Billy,

      I didn’t know JZS has Children? I was thinking he might have a brother or sister though.

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  • spfoam1
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:51pm

    Some scientists have claimed that the liberal gene proves a genetic link to dung beetles. Even after evolving into early hominids, democrats have retained a strange attraction to feces. A recent study of the OWS hominids seems to verify this claim.

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    • progressiveslayer
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:05pm

      I know they’re always talkin **** now they’re delivering it,they’re fascinated with crap.

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  • Winedude
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:49pm

    I’d pay the $180 fine if I could stick some doggy-doo into the mailbox of some of the rectal pores that pervade this site.

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    • Paul
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:03pm

      Your name fits.

      Imbecile..

      Report Post » Paul  
    • Laus Deo
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:08pm

      John, is that you? If not.. I have an uncle who is a bitter progressive *****. You remind me of the uncle that nobody wants around.

      Report Post » Laus Deo  
    • Laus Deo
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:28pm

      Excuse the censoring, the word was pr¡ck.

      Report Post » Laus Deo  
    • Paul
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:35pm

      @Laus Deo

      I think he’s out chasing his dog with a pooper scooper…

      Report Post » Paul  
    • ozarkengineer
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:58pm

      In this case pooper scooper = mouth.

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    • DGuy
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 1:07am

      Is that YOUR money that you earned or GOV money that you got because you had your hand out begging?

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    • roy3331
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 4:35am

      Maybe some people should send him some dog-poo through the mail !!

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:45pm

    That wasn’t dog poo he left, he just finished off a can of Alpo. Besides, to the far left, anarchist crowd, that’s just a love note. His defense is “I pushed poo for CNN, and America lapped it up, I was just giving him what was on my mind, and it came out of the orifice I get most of my good ideas from.”

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  • djeffcoat
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:44pm

    He left his brains in his neighbor’s mailbox.

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  • Just in time
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:42pm

    More redistribution from the libs.

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  • VanceUppercut
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:41pm

    And Fox News is partly owned by Al-Waleed bin Talal, a man they openly accused of funding terrorism while conveniently forgetting to mention that he was part owner of Fox News.

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    • Fubared
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 8:19am

      Hey Lance, what was the piece on again? Poo and the left, and you of course go all Alinsky. Sweet. Poo to you too.

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  • doomytram
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:40pm

    Commie News, Nothing but Dog feces in Can. How is that for symbolism?

    Report Post » doomytram  
  • Constructionist
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:39pm

    Bored with years of merely broadcasting crap, CNN executives are now direct mailing it…

    Report Post » Constructionist  
    • The-Monk
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:41pm

      Don’t they live on Pelosi Street?

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    • Shrugged
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 9:11am

      @the monk — The turd factory is on Pelosi Street. Like her health care bill, she had to “pass it” for us to know what’s in it. Now they know . . . .

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  • Gamaliel
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:39pm

    Typical demoncat; why you can‘t get along with ’em.

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  • The-Monk
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:33pm

    Isn’t tampering with the mail or a mailbox a Federal crime?

    Report Post » The-Monk  
    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:52pm

      I bet the first thing the guy thought, when he opened the mail box is “I didn’t order the New York Times”

      Report Post » Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra  
    • The-Monk
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:58pm

      Now that’s funny. Thanks! : )

      Report Post » The-Monk  
    • Therightsofbilly
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:44pm

      Darmok gets best post of the day.

      Report Post » Therightsofbilly  
    • The-Monk
      Posted on May 22, 2012 at 12:51am

      Hey Billy,

      Either that, or he’s helping out the administration with a “Laser like focus on jobs, jobs, jobs.”

      Wait till tomorrow or the next day, red laser…. : )

      Report Post » The-Monk  
  • lel2007
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:31pm

    I guess the rumors defaming his character were pretty close to fact.

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  • Mr.Fitnah
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:30pm

    Bringing the work home and delivering it personally

    Report Post » Mr.Fitnah  
  • The-Monk
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:30pm

    A Monk Law;

    “What something is, is what it extends”

    Report Post » The-Monk  
  • LeeR47
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:29pm

    What is it with libs and dogs lately?

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    • Paul
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:34pm

      Leave Debbie Wasserman Schultz out of it…

      Report Post » Paul  
    • RJJinGadsden
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:40pm

      It might have something to do with those OWS feces bombs. It seems to be a trend with the libs.

      Report Post » RJJinGadsden  
  • OutOnTheTiles
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:28pm

    “Doggy poo poos in your….morning mail….” Gotta love Jethro Tull !!!!

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  • Paul
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:26pm

    Well when you full of $iit as much as they are, you have to get rid of it somehow…

    Report Post » Paul  
  • FaithFamilyandFriends
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:26pm

    What a real s*it head

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  • docgreen
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:14pm

    I believe this could be considered a Felony! The Post office is considered part of the Federal Gov. and therefore federal charges could be applied if their mail was tampered with! This is considered a NO NO!………

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  • wisehiney
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:13pm

    Three legged dog walks into the saloon. Bartender says “What can I get for you tonight?”
    Dog says “I‘m lookin’ for the man that shot my paw.”

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  • lukerw
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:11pm

    What’s the Big Deal… I watched CNN… and they left peop all over my Screen!

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  • ChiefGeorge
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:10pm

    Doncha just love how liberals love on each other?

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    • Welcome Black Carter
      Posted on May 21, 2012 at 11:54pm

      Those crazy liberals, they do the wackiest things. And to a couple of fine looking fellows like that… hey, you don’t suppose that could be a “Hate crime” do you…
      Sometimes my gaydar just goes off for no reason, but sometimes it’s dead on. Like when I see Barry…

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  • lassiegirldawn
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:07pm

    Since CNN pushes such crap on their network, this just proves it.

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  • MBA
    Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:05pm

    Yep, perverted, disgusting, classless liberals. This is what they want the country to be childish, immature, and deviant.

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