California Man Tries to Remove His Own Hernia With a Butter Knife
- Posted on July 26, 2011 at 9:54pm by
Scott Baker
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GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) — A Southern California man stuck a butter knife into his belly in a failed bid at self-surgery to remove a painful hernia, police said Tuesday.
The wife of the 63-year-old Glendale man called 911 on Sunday night and told the emergency operator her husband was using a knife to remove a protruding hernia, Sgt. Tom Lorenz said.
“She said he had impaled himself with a knife,” Lorenz said.
Officers found the man naked on a patio lounge chair outside his apartment with a 6-inch butter knife sticking out of his stomach.
The man’s wife told officers that her husband was upset about the hernia and wanted to take it out.
While waiting for paramedics, the sergeant said, the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound.
“What he was thinking, I don’t know. I don’t know if he was cauterizing it (the wound),” Lorenz said.
The man wasn’t screaming or showing any signs of pain, the sergeant said.
Based on his actions and statements from the wife, Lorenz said the man was placed on psychiatric hold and taken to Los Angeles County-USC Medical Center.
Because he’s on psychiatric hold for up to 72 hours under the state Welfare and Institutions Code, Lorenz said the man’s name and condition cannot be released.
“You just never know what to expect,” said Lorenz, who has been on the police force for 29 years. “I’ve seen self-mutilation, but not a maneuver like this.”


















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GaryInTheMiddle
Posted on July 31, 2011 at 7:44pmObamacare in action!
Report Post »Old Truckers
Posted on July 28, 2011 at 1:27pmYou don’t “remove a hernia”, you have to surgically cut down to the protrusion, push it back in place and then stitch a mesh of some kind over the ruptured area. Close the wound and allow about two weeks to heal.
Report Post »Dave of Tennessee
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 3:30pmThe guy was probably terrorized by the thought of Obamacare. He figured at 63 they would just euthanize him.
Report Post »Crusty Thong
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 2:35pmWhy a butter knife. Did he think it would hurt less than using a sharp knife?
Report Post »rfycom
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 2:29pmI removed mine but I used a chainsaw. No health insurance so got to make do with what you got. Of course no body really cares cause this new Jesus is selfish and don’t care about any body except the rich.
Report Post »LadyLibertykicksASS
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 2:23pmOhhhhh yeah…I spent 25 yrs as Police Officer….it’s beyond amazing what some people will do.
Report Post »SanMoo
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 1:26pmAre they going to publish a pamphlet entitled: “Surgery for Dummies” to go with the new Medicalcare?? WOW! Now that could save some money!!!!
Report Post »johnj1952
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 12:26pmNo no no use a grapefruit knife, Its got that little bend at the end thats just right for flicking organs out of the way. What a nut.
Report Post »Captain Crunch
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 11:12amThat takes guts or a lot of booze to do that.
Report Post »A butter knife? Better to use a paring or filet knife. First get some good cocain from the neighborhood dealer. Have a couple of clamps, antiseptic, and dental floss & needle ready. It would probably be smart to attempt to isolate a steril local environment for the cut.
I’m obviously not a doctor. My office is not open for patients. But then again I might just apply for a job with the national healthcare butchers.
crapgame
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:16amIf I didnt know better, I would swear that this man was a test case for Obummer care. Alcohol couldnt possibly have had anything to do with the situation either Im sure. Some people are too stupid to live, then again, it was from the land of fruits and nuts, california.
Report Post »mrsmileyface
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 10:06amOne word…………..OUCH!
Report Post »Danang1972
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 8:52amYou gotta read it to know what’s in it! He must have just finished reading the health care bill? How is that working out for ya? Must not have gotten his waiver!
Report Post »Carol Ingian
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 8:07amJust when I thought the world couldn’t get any crazier……
Report Post »BlkWdow
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 9:57pmoh just you wait & see…just wait…
Report Post »Nucular Bush
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 5:19amNo name?
Report Post »Dear butter knife guy ,
You cannot remove a hernia you can only repair it. The fact that you have no medical training is inconsequential. The entire Obama administration has no knowledge of economics and look how well they are doing. Butterluck next time.
RugDog
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 8:43amHahaha
Report Post »busterpuddles
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 4:11am“Do it myself or Obamacare?… ..do it myself.”
Report Post »ying
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 7:45amAgreed.
Report Post »pwatkins
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 4:00amMaybe he read what was in the Obamacare bill?
Report Post »Dodsfall
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 3:31amI wonder if alcohol played a part in this escapade? My guess would be yes.
Report Post »TH30PH1LUS
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 2:42amParkay. The Flavor Says Hernia!
If you think it’s a hernia, but it’s not, it’s Chiffon.
Self-sugery is better with Blue Bonnet on it!
Report Post »Chief Moolah Eggplant
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 2:19amThe idiot!
Report Post »He should have used a steak knife!
BlkWdow
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 9:56pmor butcher knife!
Report Post »Tractorboy
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 1:42amAwesome, I knew it would come to this with these people in charge, we will be charged top buck for care, and have to do it ourself, just like the self checkouts at the stores, if you get in a little trouble some 18 year old getting paid min. wage will come over to your surgery table and really screw things up for you!
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 1:21amThe begining of obamacare??? Do it yourself without a manual.
Report Post »OhSuzieQ
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 8:05amSho Nuff!!
Report Post »BlkWdow
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 1:08amI can see why no one commented on this one…I’m kind of speechless on this one too! Ouch! & Ouch again!
Report Post »CHEWYRUNTS
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 1:08amwow….
Report Post »SacredHonor1776
Posted on July 27, 2011 at 1:29amDid Alex Jones see his hernia?
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