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Canada Threatens Sheen: Light Up Here And Face Our Wrath

Canada Threatens Sheen: Light Up Here And Face Our Wrath

TORONTO (AP/THE BLAZE) — Canadian health officials are warning Charlie Sheen not to smoke when he takes the stage during the Toronto stop of his “My Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour.

Sheen, who has frequently puffed on a cigarette onstage during earlier tour stops, will perform his one man show at Massey Hall for two nights starting Thursday.

Ontario Health Promotion Minister Margarett Best said health inspectors would be watching to ensure Sheen didn’t light up onstage.

Sheen’s recent erratic behavior and battles with “Two and a Half Men” producer Chuck Lorre prompted Warner Bros. Television to fire him from the top-rated sitcom.

He’s since filed a $100 million lawsuit against Warner Bros. and Lorre.

Here‘s a sample of Sheen’s Torpedo-like truth:

Comments (136)

  • lemmings4obama
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:14pm

    @Enconidiot What are you 2? I knew that in jr. high. Check your resources moron, you obviously have internet. There is this little company called Google, and believe it or not, they have a satellite view of the entire planet! I know, it’s soooo crazy. Well what you do is click on the maps tab at the google website and type in Iceland. That’s I…C…E…L…A…N…D. Now, I can tell by your intelligence that you are no geography buff, but just to the west of Iceland is Greenland, or should I say just to the left, since you probably have trouble with directions as well. So there little buddy, all you have to do is look at both countries with the satellite view to see what Palin is talking about. Okay little guy? Feel free to reply if you need more direction as I suspect this is incredibly difficult for you to comprehend. I must admit, you are really good at making other people look smart by comparison. Keep up the good work there tiger, you’ll be all grown up one day!

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  • delhoghe
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:13pm

    I’m surprised Ohio let Sheen get away with smoking in Cleveland and Columbus. It’s banned here in any public building , even bars.

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  • theaudacityoftruth
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:10pm

    Wow, you must be joking right? That or you just publicly outed yourself as a huge ignoramus!

    LOL – classic – thanks for the laughs encino man

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    • Igno Ramus
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 11:57pm

      Hey I am Igno Ramus an‘ doooon’t you forgit it! Thisun ain‘t no kin o’ mine. We-uns is edjumakated like.

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  • cognitivedissonance
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:09pm

    I loved Mighty Ducks 2

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  • BetterDays
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:07pm

    Oh good grief ENCINOM you are pathetic.
    Go hijack your toilet, twit.

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  • smitty805
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:06pm

    @ Awakenedgiant – apparently – the Canadians are just as stupid…

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  • J Z S
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:05pm

    @ ENCINOM

    No worry, you wouldn’t actually expect the conservatives to practice what they preach, huh? Common Sense.

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    • THE BLAZE POLICE
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 9:55pm

      You have been busted by the ever vigilant BP J Z S and encIInom are one in the same !!!!! Oh you little impersonator you are on our BLAZE terrorist watch list now. We’ll get you my little pretty,,,,,and your little avatars too.

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  • smitty805
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:05pm

    ENCIINOM – you’re the idiot. Technicallly – she is right. Do your homework before you post.

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  • B-Mo
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:04pm

    wow, thats hilarious enciinom…see if you can get on stage with Sheen and tell everyone. I’m sure you will get quite a laugh

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:02pm

    Wait a minute. I get it now. We’re being punked. Enciinom is not Encinom.

    He’s just pretending to be a complete idiot. Encinom really IS one. Good one. You got us.

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  • PrfctlyFrank
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:01pm

    And now, you have clearly identified yourself blockhead.. You are without face frame or substance. Just wrong.. Thats all.. Simply wrong..

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  • Steverino
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:01pm

    ENCIINOM-
    Do a little “homework” on average temps in both countries.
    Come back and tell us what you find. Enlighten us.
    Steve

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  • PrfctlyFrank
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:59pm

    And you’re a clueless schnoid ENCINOM.. Damn.. I keep forgetting I’m responding to a programmed seminar idiot..

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:57pm

    And the problem with that quote is…?

    The fact of the matter is that there is irony in their names for Iceland, beause of the Volcanic springs is considerably greener per acre that Greenland is. Greenland got its name from when the area was much warmer nearly a millenia ago, and hence much greener.

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  • Susan Harkins
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:56pm

    “Ontario Health Promotion Minister Margarett Best said health inspectors would be watching to ensure Sheen didn’t light up onstage.”

    Wow — Canada really seems to be bored.

    And what’s with the “Health Promotion Minister” get-up? ~ROFL

    Do they have a Virginity Validation Czar in that ****-eyed department as well?

    Canadians always give Americans a reason for laughter.

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  • ENCIINOM
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:55pm

    what context do you need. can she not read. its right there in the name. ICEland GREENland. Use some COMMON sence you blazers are always preaching. Which one do you think is ice and green

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  • VanGrungy
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:54pm

    Greenland is ice.. literally…

    Iceland isn’t covered by a giant icecube… Palin, technically correct..

    still waiting for link for context…

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  • AwakenedGiant
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:54pm

    It looks like the LOSERS are the people that actually paid to see this garbage. $109 for a ticket?, you mean there was NOTHING more entertaining that HIM? wow… America has BEEN dumbed down for sure

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    • PrfctlyFrank
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:04pm

      You mean people paid for this?? Seriously?? Did they not watch the prior performances or is this guy the new idol for the aspiring middle age wipeouts just now dropping out of school??

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    • Chicago Ray
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:23pm

      “is this guy the new idol for the aspiring middle age wipeouts just now dropping out of school??”

      God knows there’s sadly millions of em out there idolizing scum like this, and mostly so they can go ‘oh yea Judge, mom and or dad ?……Charlie Sheen gets away with it why can’t I, it’s a free country!! “

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    • concealled9mms
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:38pm

      hell i would pay 100.00 bucks to watch the president get in the ring

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    • GODSAMERICA
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 1:23am

      @concealled9mms

      “hell i would pay 100.00 bucks to watch the president get in the ring”

      Especially if it was with UFC Fighter Jacob Volkmann.

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  • roadhog
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:54pm

    Canada can keep Crazy Charle.

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  • kickagrandma
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:53pm

    Our world is falling apart, and we pay attention to this?

    Something is way wrong, folks.

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  • high school drop out
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:53pm

    Oooo Scary Canada what are they going to do to him ? give him a free state sponsored mental health check up?

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    • Chicago Ray
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:20pm

      I love how they threaten him to not light up a smoke but say nothing about his smoke of choice, crack pipe smoke…

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    • Physicist_In_Training
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:50pm

      LOL!! I love it :)

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    • CanDan
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 8:02pm

      that’s a good one

      better yet – it’s off to re-education camp for him

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    • stogieguy7
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 9:39am

      Like most wacko lefty places, they only get upset if it’s tobacco. If he lights up a marijuana joint on stage, they’re cool with it because he “has rights”. California also comes to mind in this regard.

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  • thatoneguy
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:52pm

    I can’t believe that people pay money to go see this strung out dope head. If people would just ignore this man he would go away.

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    • concealled9mms
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:36pm

      and i cant believe people voted for a president thats dummer than a fricken rock but they did and now look at the mess we are in

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    • beebacksoon
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 11:58pm

      Exactly. I’d rather watch grass grow.

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  • VanGrungy
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:49pm

    context?

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  • trolltrainer
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:49pm

    ?

    This article is about Sheen! Is your hatred for Palin so intense that you felt the need to post that irrelevant nonsense here!

    Get a life! I am going to call your shrink!

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  • BetterDays
    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 5:46pm

    Wow the 1/2 man is still touring?

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    • ENCIINOM
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:00pm

      no, bush is at home

       
    • BetterDays
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:11pm

      Epic FAIL, I dislike BOTH Bush’s, they were/ are of the same Globalist class that the Obamanation is in. But pay that no mind ENCINOM, they are only YOUR overlords. So yes I just said you work for not one but both Bush’s, and Chaney, and Kissinger, and Soros…all the same, all pathetic losers like you.

       
    • BIGJAYINPA
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 6:23pm

      ENCIINOM & BETTERDAYS
      Anyone with as much anger inside as you two appear to have must be in a great deal of pain. I pity both of you and be assured that my wife and I will be praying for your relief. Your Brother In Christ.

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    • lovenfl3
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:05pm

      Oh no, the Canadians are out to get him. That’s funny. We all know how intimidating they can be. Sheen is a train wreck though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68uzsXdMLS4

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    • I AM ENCINOMs THERAPIST
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:39pm

      OK everybody be very careful ENCINOMs alter ego ENCIINOM is on the loose. He needs to be sedated as he is very very dangerous. Quick hand me that tranquilizing gun loaded with Thorazine. Hold still you crazy little liberal this will only hurt for a few days………….Wow ENCINOM even has a schizonphrenic account on the Blaze….I’m afraid things are much worse than I originally thought !!!!

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    • Physicist_In_Training
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 7:45pm

      ….This is your brain on drugs….he looks so freaking strung out it’s gross. It makes me want to walk around with my head in a giant bubble, just in case brain rot is contagious and transmittable via the internet

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    • streetrodder
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 8:50pm

      Enciinom’s therapist, you are fighting a losing battle. You can’t fix stupid.

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    • mrsmileyface
      Posted on April 14, 2011 at 9:02pm

      @ENCIINOM Bush may be 1/2 man in your opinion but at least Bush isnt 100% Man-child like Obama is. Get a grip.

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    • GIDEON612
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 7:08am

      Spinning lies, altered state of being god, thinks that the peoples disapproval is praise, heavy smoking, cursing, traveling around the world completely oblivious to the happenings in it,………….

      Hhhhmmmm?,

      was this article about the president?

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    • Oil_Robb
      Posted on April 15, 2011 at 10:53am

      Typical province of Ontario…they are so left…..that it took 15 years for them to allow UFC to hold a fight

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