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‘If Hillary…’: Carville Knocks Obama With Off-Color Clinton Joke

Democratic strategist James Carville knows how to enliven a morning breakfast briefing for reporters.  He was firing one-liners during the regular breakfast meeting in DC hosted by the Christian Science Monitor.

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(h/t WeaselZippers)

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  • extinction
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:28pm

    So, does this mean Jesse Jackson’s hot mike ad-libbed comment about Obama’s anatomy was actually put into play half-way

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  • Nvrforget
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:24pm

    It’s Hillary-ous.

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  • Collateral Damage
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:19pm

    Love that guy, Carville! He’s a hoot!

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  • Tradman
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:17pm

    Highland,

    You should understand that just because some of us talk “country” or “Southern” doesnt mean we are all brain dead hicks. However, I have to give you credit in this case as Carville is exactly that.

     
  • walkwithme1966
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:13pm

    Wow – that was a good one – thanks for my laugh for the day! http://maboulette.wordpress.com

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  • pamela kay
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:11pm

    Nope, I can’t believe carvelle would turn on obama or the progressives. Maybe they are opening the door for hillary to run. Even though she denies running I think that a plea for the sake of the party would aoppeal to her. They have back-up plans and she might be one or hillary 2012 might have been in the works since the begining. Let’s see, sorus, carvelle,maher,chris, all turning on their idol? Nope don’t think so, just a ruse to throw us off course. Smell the air…..could be a ratsorus or demonic-rats, what ever…..it stinks of deception and DANGER! Here we go agian…. another dead-end ……………..

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  • Hoppy
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:10pm

    If I were using a men’s room, and Carville walked, I’d leave as soon as possible.

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  • cece959
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:10pm

    Rats jumping from a sinking ship.

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  • kiwi1
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:05pm

    Communist Pigs.

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  • TEIN
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:02pm

    Does this makes James a racist??

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  • BurntHills
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:47pm

    sad thing is, if America was faced with a horrific 1 Party, an Either/OR, we‘d all vote for Hillary over obama the puppet just because we all know she’s actually an American and HAS American balls.

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    • aLinedog
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:56pm

      Hai, but bear in mind. Hillary was the first of the present administration to propose and attempt to implement Social Healthcare in this country, via her husband. So please don’t raise her pedestal too high; were she President it’d be Hillary-care, not Obama-care, in which we are all outraged.
      (This was more for the passers-by than yourself Burn.. I believe you were being satirical.)
      -Line

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    • Mary M. Tebbe
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:05pm

      That still would not force me to vote for Hillary, that modern progressive, which she calls herself. I’d stay home. And I certainly would NEVER vote for the Obama. Gosh, I hope it never comes to that!

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    • watchmany2k
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:49pm

      Burnout, I’d write in alvin greene, before voting for ole hil….

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  • Highland
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:38pm

    And speaks like a braindead hick.

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  • spendthrift
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:35pm

    Both Obama and Clinton have been castrated.

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  • Marylou7
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:34pm

    I often wondered about Hillary :) – Not really!! Just joking!

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  • seeker9
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:25pm

    Sexist!

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  • J.C. McGlynn
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:24pm

    Doesn’t Carville look like a bald “Cornholio”? And basically the same intelligence as well?
    The question being asked sounds kinda stupid, too.

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  • vonryansexpress
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:24pm

    For those that cannot hear the rip, “I’m the one that said in the campaign that if Hillary gave him one of her balls, they’d both have two”? I think.

    Yes, because Ms. Clinton came anatomically prepared to ‘triangulate’.

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    • 4kidsandacat
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 8:17pm

      Thanks for the translation, I couldn’t understand it between the poor sound quality, background noise and how dang fast the man talks!

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  • beenaroundyaknow
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:23pm

    Good one James, you are a real classy kind of guy. Why do people still listen to this fool who plays both end against the middle while he and his wife laugh all the way to the bank. I would think his views and strategies have been discredited by now, but our media love ole’ serpent head.

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  • BetterDays
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:21pm

    I found a nut, actually a whole bunch and already packaged, it’s called the democratic (socialist) party!

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  • Ezekiel38
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:21pm

    The rats are leaving the ship!

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    • J.C. McGlynn
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:26pm

      Wish they’d commit suicide. That would be faster. I’d even help clean up the mess afterward.

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  • royhobbs9000
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:18pm

    where is Sharpton?

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  • Cedi
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:17pm

    If you will pardon the pun, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while and Carville found one with that joke! Very nice.

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    • CYCLONE
      Posted on November 19, 2010 at 2:53am

      it was funny just watching him wait to uncoil that forked serpent tongue of his…

      — ..The Lizard Man Has His Moments…lol

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  • seanpatriot
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:15pm

    God these people are stupid

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    • stephenb0
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:38pm

      no its more like Ignorant

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    • poverty.sucks
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:23pm

      Carville enjoys laughing at his own jokes. Approved tactic well within DNC rules of conduct.

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  • blackdog911
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:15pm

    And one of hers is actually one of Bills that she keeps in a jar beside the bed at home.

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  • NE12012
    Posted on November 18, 2010 at 3:15pm

    Uno-bama!! LOL

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    • watchmany2k
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 4:29pm

      I’ve watched Carville for years, I don’t agree with his opinions most of the time,
      but I will give him the fact that he has not changed in all the years, you know where he stands.
      I don’t believe he is a destroy America type either, so I can respect him.
      Sometimes annoying, often funny.
      In this case, he’s stating the obvious…LOL

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    • LVMerrily
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 5:00pm

      He is witty and funny . . . and he can’t be all bad, he’s married to a Republican stratigist.

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    • pajamash
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 6:59pm

      If a republican had said something like this….
      You all know what hell would be being raised right now.

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    • Betty Moyer
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 9:36pm

      lol

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    • CultureWarriors
      Posted on November 18, 2010 at 10:14pm

      You know James knows what he‘s talkin’ ’bout. Doesn’t it seem like most liberal women look like they have a pair, and most liberal men look like they don’t? …Just sayin’.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAN9f9clmig
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_CsEgIfUX0

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    • Robert W
      Posted on November 19, 2010 at 1:52am

      Wow, I agree with Carvel.

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    • Robert W
      Posted on November 19, 2010 at 1:53am

      Carvel, carville…whatever.

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    • Rampart
      Posted on November 19, 2010 at 5:25am

      Hmmm…It is widely known that Hitler had only one ball…

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    • CobraBall2663
      Posted on November 19, 2010 at 7:19pm

      Obama – The ball less boy wonder

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