The Stories

On an interviewed Navy SEAL: "The only thing I ask is that you not reveal his name in any way ... because he shouldn't be talking out of school."

"He hates conservative thoughts.  He hates conservative verbiage"

'That's the play of the day right there!"

"...then 'fu** him up the a**...'"

"He's lucky I didn't sucker punch him."

"It was meant to give some good laughter to the viewers and participants."

"...we continue to work with them extensively in regards to our film customers."

"authentic experience of Israel in Christ’s time"

"You better join the army motherf**ker!"

Gaga is accused of wanting to ''establish the evil Lucifer empire in Indonesia''

"And again, show me all the bodies from waterboarding. They'll be right next to all the bodies from second-hand smoke."

"blasphemy at its worst!"

"...and smeared it everywhere."

"Our guy isn't any good."

"We raised a lot of money because people love George."