The Stories

The reductions will affect about 8 percent of HP's nearly 350,000 employees.

Authorities said he was so badly hit that he actually had the imprint of a boot on his chest at the end of the night.

Or maybe we are just preparing kids for the harsh realities of life under government control.

Let's see what's behind door number 2...

Who determines if Obama has turned the economy around? Well, it's Obama!

"If I wanted to be sarcastic, I'd say our president kills people all the time, why should we listen to a murderer called Barack Obama?"

On an interviewed Navy SEAL: "The only thing I ask is that you not reveal his name in any way ... because he shouldn't be talking out of school."

Crickets from Al Sharpton, Ed Schultz and Lawrence O'Donnell.

"Many people who watch no news at all are more informed than those who watch Fox News..."

"...I would insist on every individual having a unique ID permanently attached..."

"...I am so proud to have achieved a world first."

"The president lost his courage, and the country lost its gold-plated triple-A credit rating for the first time."

"The driver and illegal aliens were arrested and the cloned UPS van was seized."

"Are you serious?"

Didn’t several members of the mainstream media mercilessly ridicule the Tea Party for adopting colonial imagery?

"so offensive"

"And they come after me because I"m trying to help poor people and people of color."