“They’ve been secretive, they’ve been overbroad and abusive.” 

“How many members of your family have been accidentally shot by other members of your family?”

“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

The agent said they sounded like a partisan, right-wing group…

“…dedicated public servants got called names and then get threatened by a lady that doesn’t have a clue about who they are or what they do or the service they provide.”

Scatter.

“Apparently in the future the liberals have extinguished all the white people.”

“On Friday, Republicans leaked what they said was a quote from Rhodes…”

“…this administration has a record on transparency that outdoes any previous administrations.”

“…males have a tendency to wander a little bit, and what you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.”

“Glad you finally called in the Marines…”

“You’re telling me Jay Carney was being truthful?”