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Chargers Kicker Caught Relieving Himself on Sideline

Chargers Kicker Nick Novak Urinates on the Sideline Late in Game Against Broncos?

It seems inconceivable that anyone would engage in such bad-karma-inducing behavior as public urination when playing a close game against the human wrecking ball of faith, fate and intangibles that is Tim Tebow. But that’s the kind of season the San Diego Chargers are having.

With time winding down during a crucial division matchup against the surging Denver Broncos, Chargers kicker Nick Novak took a knee not to mock Tebow, but to relieve himself on the sideline as the tied game was approaching overtime:

The superstitious types must have been throwing their remotes at the screen.

Novak would go on to miss his chance to win the game in overtime, kicking a 53-yard attempt short and wide. That was all the growing legend of Tim Tebow needed, as the unconventional lefty quarterback would then lead the Broncos down the field to set up a game winning 37-yard field goal for Matt Prater.

Next time Novak will likely hold it in.

Comments (165)

  • tckid17
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:24am

    How did this “Leak” out to the media.

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    • lylejk
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 1:27am

      When you gotta wee, you gotta wee. :)

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 2:45am

      At least that answers our question – my husband thought he might be re-arranging himself. That aside, way to go Tebow and the Broncos!

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    • pscully17
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 6:07am

      The Media is WEE WEE”D UP.. because , not having all the facts, Im sufre sure that NOVAK acted STUPIDLY…..he has to pass that Urine IMMEDIATELY, RIGHT NOW… RIGHT NOW.!!! The Republicans were being obstructionists, and triedf to block this procedure…. but, then he finally hit the CRISIS DEADLINE, and Pulled his Little Anthony Weiner out in Public, …

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    • RaidersImperium
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 9:02am

      It‘s the kicker’s job to refill the gaterade. And in this guy’s case miss the winning field goal in OT.

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    • V-MAN MACE
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 9:06am

      Cakes and Circuses.

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    • Treaty
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 9:15am

      A man‘s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

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    • motonutt
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:01am

      Big Deal, So What. Is this news?

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    • CLEttinger
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:19am

      It’s Occupy San Diego!

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    • NeoFan
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:31am

      They can do anything they want and still have no shortage of morons to pay a thousand dollars a seat to watch it.

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    • TexasHunter
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:35am

      He had to make sure he was good encase they tried to “freeze the kicker”

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    • mtnclimberjim
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:39am

      I said take a knee not a wee.

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    • JRook
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:39am

      Rather lame attempt at bringing attention to Tebow. The story of the Denver Broncos turnaround is not Tim Tebow; it is the Denver Broncos defense. Led by the emergence of rookie Von Miller Denver’s defense has played like a top five NFL defense.

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    • ozchambers
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 11:12am

      great comment, TCKID! Looks like he was performing a “Weebo”

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    • last frontier
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 5:58pm

      I always wondered what was in that victory bucket of Gatorade they pour on the coach.

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    • Libertarian B 4 Libertarians Were Cool
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 6:28pm

      JRook

      Right Denver’s rushing attack has nothing to do with Tebow, which is now #1 in the NFL and 100 ypg better than w/ Orton at the helm.

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    • db321
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 8:42pm

      I hope he washed his hands afterwards.

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    • TheftfromtheLeft
      Posted on November 29, 2011 at 9:18am

      The media see’s everything with their ever watchful eye.

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  • NOT A CRAZY
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:16am

    Give me a break, the guy had to pee. I guess he should have wore a diaper. I can’t tell you how many times I have had to pee off of the boat or along side the road. With all the stuff in the world to worry about, some poor guy peeing is not something to worry about. You ever see where people pee in other countries?

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    • grayling646
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:58am

      I bet he gets fined. Any takers?

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    • jcannon98188
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 4:19am

      I know at least in Washington State urinating on the side of the roads is considered a sex crime (Indecent Exposure) and if caught by the police you will have to register as a sex offender. That said, cool kids do it and don’t get caught (its kind of like being a secret agent or something :D )

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    • razortooth
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 6:13am

      This is NOT a poor guy and this IS NOT another country!

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    • trolltrainer
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 7:55am

      Oh, relax Shelly. You are just jealous it is easier for men. When you have to go, you have to go…

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    • skitrees
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 8:07am

      @Shelly:

      I think you’re being a little optimistic about your “barefoot in a park (around trees)” statement. In New York City, I see “average” looking guys stop and pee on any building which happens to be nearby. These aren’t drunkards or homeless folks, but “average” guys walking to and from the subways who suddenly feel the need. I think you got it right though – it is about how folks are raised.

      While embarrassing, it isn’t like the guy walked out to the middle of the 50 yard line and “wrote his name in the snow.” You WOULD think that the NFL might have the funds to place a porta-john or two on the sidelines though.

      ….it suddenly became clear to his team mates why he wouldn’t ever stand next to them in certain areas on the field during practice…and if he got tackled in that area, he’d jump up like a little girl yelling, “Ewwww!! Ewwwww!” :^)

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    • killertofu
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 8:57am

      Shelly’s got her panties in a knot ’cause she’s sad she has to wait in the long bathroom lines. She’s part of the 52%of females in this country oppressing the 48%of males!! We are the 48% and we will be heard!

      OCCUPY SHELLY’S KNOTTED PANTIES!

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    • HYPNOTOAD
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:44pm

      KILLERTOFU: Thank you for a good post. Made me laugh.

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  • karukaru5
    Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:05am

    Which one of you people did not take a leak somewhere at sometime in your life, Similar to this.
    We ALL HAVE !! Piss on you ALL.

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    • COFemale
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:43am

      At least we didn‘t do it front of camera’s and millions watching. Now what is your point?

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    • Kevin The Elder
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 5:24am

      Cofemale. I guarantee that you would have done it in front of cameras if you were making a million plus salary and would have lost it if you decided to go to the ‘rest room’ at a time when an entire game could be decided by your kick. Truth is the cameras should have focused elsewhere as should The Blaze have done with this ‘story’. Wouldn’t you think the home teams should provide portable-potties?

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    • Meyvn
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 7:41am

      I will piss where ever I want to if I must. It’s not always practical to find a facility.

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  • Californiasodbuster
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:59pm

    Next time show some class, strap on a colostomy bag before you leave the locker room.

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  • Miami
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:59pm

    Yes, I saw that and could not believe the camera stayed on it. Maybe they were hoping for an OWS moment and go for the duce…?

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    • Gonzo
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:18am

      Yes but, the real outrage was Tim Tebow praying on the sideline, “Oh the humanity!”

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    • countryfirst
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:21pm

      That was not the place for the impression of how Obama feels about our constitution.

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  • mrsalvage2
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:59pm

    Why this article? when the Senate is voting on putting the final nal in Habeas Corpus and the Posse Comatatus Act, and placing disident Americans under Martial law?

    http://www.blacklistednews.com/Congress_to_Vote_Next_Week_on_EXPLICITLY_Creating_a_Police_State_/16759/0/38/38/Y/M.html

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    • yetinate
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 12:18am

      You are on to someting Salvage. I come here for substance. Come on Blaze! Its not that slow of a day is it? There is real news out there. Leave the pseudo journalism for the hufpo folks.

      Signed,
      Shopping for relevant news in Seattle

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    • grayling646
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 1:01am

      That’s an ACLU review. Who the hell is gonna believe the ACLU?

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    • Jefferson
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 1:02am

      For some reason “The Blaze” seems to be fixated on people “relieving” themselves in public.

      Matters like the Senate and Congress preparing to vote on making the United States a “battlefield” and giving the ability to detain and kill American citizens without due process, is trivial compared to a poop and pee articles.
      Some here are gladly cheering the noose that is gradually being lowered around their necks, as they root for their favorite establishment puppet candidates, as they ridicule the ONLY one standing up for the Constitution. They piss on the graves of the men who fought and died to defend the Constitution, which is now being used as toilet paper.
      God help us.

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  • godhatesacoward
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:57pm

    The perfect example of why females don’t play football! Trust me I live 3 of them! They need to piss every 3 minutes! Road trips are a NIGHTMARE! Don’t get me wrong, I love my daughters & wife! Just wondering if Gatorade could fashion a ****** friendly bottle?

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:57pm

    He was just trying to pi$$ off the Waterboy.

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  • brickmoon
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:48pm

    That’s not Gatorade…Aaaaaaaa!

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  • Smokey_Bojangles
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:45pm

    When You Gotta go,You Gotta go. I Like Teebow,but this articles seems to say,”If you Pee,Jesus makes you loose.” Great drive by Teebow!

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  • Rogue
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:42pm

    Was Novak down at Occupy San Diego earlier this week? Looks like he picked up some habits down there.

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  • marthasusan40
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:37pm

    I have to agree that there seems to be alot of non stories here on the Blaze lately…but then again are we guilty..because we read this one.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:33pm

    Laces out Novak, Laces OUT.

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  • CulpepperJosh1638
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:32pm

    Yes!!!! The took my tip and posted it! Thank you Blaze! hahahahah i never thought they’d look at it.

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  • broker0101
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:24pm

    Just another bit of evidence that God is working through Glenn Beck, giving Him the ability to empower Tebow to make Novak need to urinate, causing him to miss a 53 yard field goal. Join GBTV now!

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  • eramthgin
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:20pm

    Need a port a can on the sidelines.

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  • Dalady
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:18pm

    Is he next to the beverage coolers?

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  • cyclops
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:13pm

    LMAO….when you gotta go, you gotta go……

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  • Nigel2
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:13pm

    There is absolutely no proof he was relieving himself. It does look that way but he could have been adjusting his cup or several oother things including simply re-tying his pants.

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    • broker0101
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:27pm

      Football players don’t wear cups, you idiot.

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    • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:31pm

      Only the female football players don’t wear cups, obviously you don’t play football, or you don’t have balls.

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    • Psychosis
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:37pm

      broker wouldnt know ………………….he dont have no balls ( yes i spelled that so he would understand )

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    • cologoddess
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:50pm

      Ahem…. No……… NFL players do not wear cups….. it is too inhibiting. They have jocks on clearly – but no cups. Novak was CLEARLY PEEING IN A CUP ON THE SIDELINES – I laughed so hard I nearly peed on myself! GB²

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    • This_Individual
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 6:15am

      Broker, I was required to wear a cup in my football years. Who did you play with?

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  • godhatesacoward
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:10pm

    Sounds like he should of kept the extra wieght.

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  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:08pm

    Novak could take some tips from the crazy female astronaught, just wear depends. Besides, he shouldn’t be drinking all that beer. I heard his wife says he is always short and wide left.

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  • garyM
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:05pm

    We need more people like Tebow in all walks of life!

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  • floridacockleburr
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 10:58pm

    These non-stories seem to be becoming a specialty of this site.

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    • garyM
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:04pm

      Are you a chargers fan or a Tebow hater?

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    • grayling646
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:06pm

      I’ve been thinking the same thing for a while now. Seems there are more B. S. stories than substantive ones lately.

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    • BLACKDIAMONDSKIER
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:20pm

      I‘m just thankful he didn’t take a crap on the sideline… aren’t you?

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    • eramthgin
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:22pm

      Oh please you can’t be serious? Say’s just alot about the player, coaches, teams, league. They are on the hook for this one.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on November 28, 2011 at 10:14am

      @BlackDiamond

      Think I remember Tony Stewart going # 2 in his race car. Kept saying during the race he had the flu, and after the race, his pit crew walked behind him, covering his back end, while he went directly to his trailer.

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  • possom
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 10:54pm

    He must be a ows trainee.

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  • hersey10
    Posted on November 27, 2011 at 10:54pm

    Is it just me or does it seem that the more garbage that is spewed about Tim Tebow the better he plays and racks up wins ? G-D bless him .

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    • Rajabear1
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:12pm

      Yep, yep! We got to watch him here in AZ today and I have to say, that kid makes the NFL exciting. Between last week and his week I’d also like to know how may dropped balls his receivers had between them? Kid IS did darn good and it does seem like the more they bash the more surreal the game becomes. Should have heard the load of crap they were saying on NBC Sun night FB pregame. It was disrespectful and rude..except for coach Dungy, of course.

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    • neverending
      Posted on November 27, 2011 at 11:24pm

      It is not just you!

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