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Chinese Soldiers Almost Blown Away During Botched Grenade Practice

Two Chinese soldiers are just happy to be alive this Christmas after a very near miss on the grenade practice range.

The video, uploaded to youtube this week, shows what started as a standard grenade training exercise. Standing in a specially designed pit, the instructor and trainee prepare to toss a hand grenade over a wall. It is unclear from the video, but  the trainee is likely throwing either a Chinese Type S 82-2 or 86-P fragmentation grenade.

Below you can see the two Chinese soldiers take their places for the drill:

Chinese Soldiers Almost Blown Away During Botched Grenade Practice

The instructor appears to steady the recruit, and give him some last minute advice on proper techniques and procedures. As you will see shortly, it was not enough.

Chinese Soldiers Almost Blown Away During Botched Grenade Practice

The trainee leans back, cocks his arm, and get ready to put some mustard behind the throw.

Chinese Soldiers Almost Blown Away During Botched Grenade Practice

Unfortunately, he hurls a fastball directly into the dirt berm just above the sandbags, and a moment of panic ensues as the two Chinese soldiers scramble for cover.

Chinese Soldiers Almost Blown Away During Botched Grenade Practice

The instructor rolls into the trench opposite the live grenade, but has to grab the trainee and pull him down alongside him seconds before the fuse ignites and sends shrapnel in all directions.

Chinese Soldiers Almost Blown Away During Botched Grenade Practice

Boom! The grenade goes off on the other side of the trench, but neither soldier is injured. They crawl out just as the smoke starts to clear. The trainee may try to work on his aim next time, though.

Chinese Soldiers Almost Blown Away During Botched Grenade Practice

The video gives you the full effect, and you can watch it here, courtesy of youtube:

(h/t mediaite)

Comments (141)

  • Hickory
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:31am

    I saw the same thing in basice training over 50 years ago. One of our basic trainees froze and just stood there holding the pin in one hand and the grenade in the other. The Training Instructor knocked the grenade out of his hand and kicked it into a hole that was there just for that purpose. Needless to say, the Training Instructor gave that young man a lesson in verbal offense.

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  • the bamster
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:31am

    Heeeeenderson!!!!

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    • Ruler4You
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:41am

      they practice these things in a bunker like this for this very reason.

      the first time you put your hands a device that WILL kill you and anyone else with in 15 yards, should you make the slightest mistake, you get a little nervous.

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    • ZengaPA65
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 3:20pm

      Wonder who they’re practicing to fight…

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    • V-MAN MACE
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 5:31pm

      Ahh…the self-frag.

      NOOBTASTIC!

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    • 1776freedomofspeech
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 10:49pm

      Just another day at the grenade range in Communist China.

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    • Unix
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 12:46am

      Ok, pull pin, throw grenade…over the sandbags you dolt! Man, any time you handle one of those, the thoughts that must go through your mind. M60′s were dangerous enough, can’t really imagine a frag, but I’d definatley get that bugger over the sandbags…good thing their not our guys!

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    • Jinglebob
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 11:06am

      The instructor had his wits about him. Well done.

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    • ChiefGeorge
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 11:55am

      Both their careers are OVER. Re-education for both!

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    • Squ33
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 5:38pm

      Careful, those imported Jalapenos can be deadly!

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    • cgnick
      Posted on December 27, 2011 at 6:41am

      With over a billion in the Chinese army, it’s pretty evidint that they will take just about anybody. This video is hysterical!

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    • TH30PH1LUS
      Posted on December 27, 2011 at 2:12pm

      Leeeerooyy JENKINS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

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    • Yeah_Buddy
      Posted on December 27, 2011 at 4:41pm

      Reminds of me of the way Obummer is handling the economy.

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  • RightThinking1
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:29am

    Maybe some of you hard-core guys practiced air bursts with the real thing, I would be interested to know. I practiced them, but only with empty fused bodies that would emit a light poof.

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    • Detroit paperboy
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 11:00am

      One word……. PYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! surpise, surprise, surprise……..

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    • capitalideals
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 11:34am

      I went through basic training in 1972. Our hand grenade exercise began with putting on a flak jacket. When our turn came, a drill sergeant grabbed us by the front of the jacket and slammed us up against a wall in a maze shaped trench. He then threw us down to another drill sgt, who did the same thing, then to another, until we had been slammed about 5 times. Then we ran behind a wall to await our turn, maybe one or two other guys were ahead of you. Then they screamed for you to run forward to an area that looked pretty close to the Chinese training area. One of the guys handed you a grenade and yelled THROW IT! Then we crouched behind the barricade, and then did it again. We didn’t have time to think about it!!! I looked behind me and my buddy was throwing, but in between his throws, one of the guys kicked him in the ass…..one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

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    • paulusmaximus
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 2:23pm

      Air bursts with WP from a chopper doing 140 knots Which mean I din’t stick aruound for the bang :)

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    • shoeman12
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 11:07pm

      I just went through basic last year. We did a bunch of practice with “dummy” grenades, that is, a fuse but no explosive, but we tossed one live one. As soon as we threw it the cadre grabbed us and pulled us down to the ground with them.

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    • NOBAMA201258
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 7:40am

      Hey RIGHTTHINKING The guy that threw the grenade rook rike rittle poof!

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    • Apple Bite
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 10:53am

      That ‘Green Bean’ must’ve had butter applied to his fingers when he threw it….

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    • Jinglebob
      Posted on December 27, 2011 at 11:47am

      In my day, back in the Dark Ages, we practiced with training grenades for a few throws. To pass the training each had to throw a live one. Its was always sweaty palms time. The US throwing pits are or were constructed differently. Once in a great while, the story went, a trainee would **** the thrown, milk it etc. and the instructor had to react…fast. All in a days work. Many more mishaps went on at the rifle ranges as you might think.

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    • Dismayed Veteran
      Posted on December 28, 2011 at 11:20am

      2Shoeman

      The same thing happened to me in 1969.

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  • 2ndAmdmt
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:25am

    Looked like a chinese fire-drill

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  • ktmrider1
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:24am

    confusius say- he need *** slap

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  • HemiOwner
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:12am

    That’s one luck Chinaman

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  • newspapertaxis
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:01am

    (1979 at Fort Knox) ” Pvt. Means, this Army no longer requires your services.“ ” Next.” Merry Christmas SFC Strickland!

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  • vires montesque vincimus
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:50am

    Saw something similar on the grenade range at Fort Benning. Soldier dropped grenade DI jumped over wall, reached over grabbed private by LBE yanked over wall,grenade exploded as the soles of his boots cleared the wall. This was in the good old days, so that private high crawled as we marched past 100 yds, then he would run past us for a 100 yds, repeated this for around 3 miles, back then if a range was 11 miles or under you walked.Later that evening you could hear him under the barracks digging a foxhole.Old harmony church ww2 barracks. Needless to say the private was flushed out with the other no go’s.

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    • TXPilot
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:02am

      I hear Chinese grenades are like everything else they make….full of lead….makes them hard to throw.

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    • Armed Patriot
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:07am

      Ah yes, went to services in Harmony Church. Good ol Sand Hill. Well we generally humped it to the range and back in 1991 as well. Now most of the soldiers are bhind a barrier with bomb proom glass to keep them safe. Only yhr recuit and the Drill Sargent are in the grenade pit.

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    • youguysready_letsroll
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:48am

      @VIRES, That’s awesome. I remember a fellow PVT showing up 5 minutes late to our final formation at basic after graduation. The drill segeant made him low crawl through a mud puddle in his class A’s….in front of his parents.

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    • ICRedifURBlue
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:57pm

      Had a lot of fun at Harmony Church……….first time I saw that name in years…..

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  • Laus Deo
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:30am

    Tossing those little suckers is a thrill. I miss the Corps.

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    • youguysready_letsroll
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:45am

      When I tossed mine at basic at Ft. Leonardwood back in the day, there was a guy in front of me and one behind me to make sure I didn’t go nucklehead and drop the grenade and throw the pin. It was a rush. I prefer the M203 though.

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    • Recceman90
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:32am

      I remember back in my heyday, we had a knucklehead drop his….needless to say that DI was uber pissed…and started smoking shortly after! LOL

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    • Square Dancer
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:38am

      Tossed my 2 at Ft. Polk, winter/spring 1972. Basic at E-1-5, AIT at Tigerland, A-2-3. Those baseballs were a hoot, but the Willie Pete was cool.

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    • YepImaConservative
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 10:24am

      As a Drill Sergeant at Fort Lost in the Woods in the state of Missery back in the ‘70’s I never had a trainee drop a pinapple thank God, as it would have been my job to toss his sorry behind over the “not so tall” barrier just behind us and use my body as a human shield atop his. It did happen though…

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 11:01pm

      YOUGUYSREADY_LETSROLL
      When I tossed my first one in basic at Ft. Leonardwood. I wanted to watch where it landed but the DI would have none that and pushed me down….

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  • SgtB
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:26am

    I’m pretty sure that due to the lack of yelling and screaming (or in the case of a brutal communist military, beating and whipping) , that this was a training exercise demonstration. In the US this would be done with a dummy or practice grenade instead of a live grenade. That could have been the case here as well because a normal frag grenade that is used today is stuffed with c-4 and not gunpowder so their is no black smoke, just a really loud and fast explosion.

    Maybe people who have never had to do anything like throw a grenade shouldn’t comment on stuff like this because alot of you sound ignorant as all get out.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:38am

      Well I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. Thanks for your 2 cents.

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    • Armed Patriot
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:15am

      SgtB… “Maybe people who have never had to do anything like throw a grenade shouldn’t comment on stuff like this because alot of you sound ignorant as all get out. I’m pretty sure that… this was a training exercise demonstration. In the US this would be done with a dummy or practice grenade instead of a live grenade.”

      Well youre right, some people do sound ignorant here. Recruits in the Army at least throw live grenades, from pits much like the one pictured. On other grenade ranges they throw dummies but on the the range like this one, we threw live grenades. Still got my pin ring.

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    • YepImaConservative
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 10:47am

      > ARMED PATRIOT. Still have my original P-38 from BCT too, lol. At that time we were still getting K-Rations and C-Rations from WWII as our “meals ready to eat” with a cig for an after meal smoke, lol.

      When out at the ranges we might even get LRP’s which were more current. Then there were the green eggs from the hot “mersion cans” for breakfast… sometimes.

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    • Bdizzle McHammerpants
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 10:48am

      Take your own advice. The m68 is packed with comp-b, not C4.

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    • UFOCPrez
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 4:39pm

      It’s a grenade. You don‘t have to be a genius to put the pieces together whether you’ve thrown one or not. I guess we should stop commenting on race car accidents, plane accidents, etc? Lighten up Frances.

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    • Maverick11
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:16pm

      What Army are/were you in?

      Part of the process is a live grenade, after the practice throws of dummy grenades the practice course, then comes the pit.

      Of course, this may not be true outside of Combat Arms and Combat support.

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  • BrotherWill
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:20am

    Hey there you go! Way to report on a video that has been circulating YouTube for over 10 years!

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  • wop6969
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:11am

    Those are special suicide granades made by the Muslims…..

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    • BSdetector
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:47am

      Haha what, they go off the instant you pull the pin?

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    • Maverick11
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:27pm

      As a rule, you can usually count on a 5 second grenade fuse to go off in no less than three seconds.

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    • NOBAMA201258
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 7:47am

      That’ a suppository to a “good” muslim jihadist !

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    • whodunit
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 9:33pm

      Two muslim fathers were talking about their children. One said “ it is amazing at how fast they blow up ”. Just had to throw that in :)

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  • LMW
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:07am

    It just goes to show that we all are human and accidents do happen. I’m glad the Instructor and the trainee were allright. The Instructor really kept his cool. Chinese or not that is the man I would want protecting my back.

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  • poverty.sucks
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:47am

    You can bet our commander in chief will be ordering loads is these grenades.

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  • shagstar
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:43am

    chinese or not,,that instructor impressed the hell outta me!!

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    • dyaeger92
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:02am

      I agree!!! The instructor showed a lot of cool!!!

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    • notreally
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:57am

      When I see stuff like that I wonder I’d have the B&%(s to do it. It was a split second reflex, pulling down his mate to safety. Amazing.

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    • Charles
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 10:54am

      It was funny the way he yanked him down. He would of been fine where he was since there was no path for shrapnel to get to him with the grenade down in the trench. The trainee did exactly as he was trained in that he hit the ground flat. I read a story where a soldier threw a grenade in combat and for whatever reason it ended up on the ground about 15 feet away from him and a couple others he was with. They all flattened themselves on the ground as there was nothing to take cover behind. None of the shrapnel hit them. It tends to follow an upward angle from the surface it lands on so if you are relatively close but no too close flattening out on the ground can work to escape shrapnel. Wont do your eardrums any good though.

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    • Maverick11
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 9:25pm

      Not really

      Uh, not really.

      He was the pit NCO, He probably had to do anywhere from 30 to 50 of them that day.

      I had to do it, last range I safetied on before I retired.

      They sent me a Female soldier who at least cleared the wall, and put the grenade about five feet in front of the pit, I had to knock her down and lay on top of her, praying I was not about to get killed.

      My heart rate settled about an hour later…..as we were doing the last firing (throwing?) order.

      Guess who got to try and throw again with an “extra” grenade?

      She got it about 4 feet in front of the position.

      But the Pit NCO’? It was his job, but any NCO who had to be pit Seargent for someone they did not know, trust or feared could net get the Grenade out, felt a stab of sympathy with that video. .

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  • thop1960
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:28am

    I remember the first time I threw a live gernade, it’s kinda scary and easy to do something stupid. As in most things in life, the first time is the hardest. Knowing what it is like to be in those shoes, I can cut him some slack. He should be buying his instructor a beer or two for keeping him safe, even though that’s his job.

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    • RichNGadsden
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:37am

      LOL, I remember the drill sergeant looking to be scared crapless. Fortunately we had no events, but we had one huge guy throw two air bursts.

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  • singleparent
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:28am

    Who cares……..

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  • Bargis Tryhol
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:19am

    I’m sure off-camera recruit had the snot slapped out of him by his senior NCO

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  • grannyrecipe
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:14am

    LOL I like how the recruit immediately leaves…there was no question as to whether or not he would get a second throw. And to the Chinese, have them throw fake ones at first…not go blowy,blowy on you.

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  • KickinBack
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:11am

    Saving private Wang.

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  • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 6:58am

    What is Mandarin for “Hit the Deck?”

    In any armed forces it usually is this:

    Instructor – “Throw gernade so…”
    Recruit – “Oops…”
    Instructor (Explicit series of impolite words used very descriptivly)
    Both dive into trench.
    Gernade goes off.
    Instructor “Blast those gernade plans Obama gave to us!!!”
    Recruit : “Sir this fragment says – Made in China?”
    Instructor “Blast those Chinese for making such junk…oh…”

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:05am

      Nice one, Snow. Lol.

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:18am

      The instructor actually doesn’t seem to be that upset. You can almost hear him shouting “Next” as the video ends.Lol. This has made my whole night!

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  • nzkiwi
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 6:57am

    My wife is Chinese and wanted to know why I suddenly burst out laughing. I dropped the page and said ” Oops, wrong button – damn it, I was just laughing at Jeff Dunham”. I am such a coward.

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    • nzkiwi
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 7:03am

      I bet every driving instructor is currently having sypathy pangs for the grenade instructor.

      Note to the Taiwanese: No worries, mates.

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on December 25, 2011 at 8:44am

      NZKiwi — best wishes and a merry christmas, I heard of the quake that his ChristChurch again the other day; glad to hear – according to what I read – no one was hurt. That community has been through so much lately.

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  • jsjdjn
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 6:55am

    Our guys do the same thing during basic training! Hence the mote!!!!

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  • BOMUSTGO
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 6:51am

    The name “Gomer” comes to mind.

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  • TwoLazy
    Posted on December 25, 2011 at 6:49am

    I don’t know if the Chinese celebrate Christmas, but I’ll betcha this guy will remain a private and be assigned to peeling potatoes for the duration.

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    • docvet
      Posted on December 26, 2011 at 3:01pm

      Peeling potatos would be a good job. He is probably going to be peeling rice grains, one at a time, until he learns attention to detail, like, THROW HE DAMN GRENADE FAR FAR AWAY, YOU STUPID &&#@ $*((&#^. Actually, like many have pointed out, it was not the first and not the last time this has happened and the instructor took it in stride (as soon as his hearing returned and he changed his underwear for the tenth time that day).

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