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Clam-Flavored Beer? Celebrate Spring With These Ten Bizarro Flavored Ales
- Posted on April 8, 2011 at 6:51am by
Emily Esfahani Smith
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Somewhere in the land of cartoon TV, Homer Simpson is salivating. And why wouldn’t he be? Chocolate donut beer, sounds, after all, pretty irresistible–don’t you think?
Or, if that’s not really your thing, try any one of these 10 whacky-flavored beers.
Some highlights from the list:
Bilk.
Beer + Milk–aka, the perfect beverage for calcium-deficient women.
And for those of us trying to watch our figures, instead of ordering pizza and cracking open a bud for dinner, just opt for this pizza flavored beer:
There’s even beer for dogs–and it tastes like filet mignon.
Or how about creme brulee beer?
For more delectable–and not so delectable–flavors, sip on this.
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Larry E
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 5:36pmWhat’s wrong with unfiltered hefeweizen, although I did have some good Belgian beer at #1 son’s wedding last year. Too bad we can’t get genuine Guiness here, no comparison to what’s available in Ireland.
Report Post »dontbotherme
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 5:34pmYuck
Report Post »Gadsden226
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 4:22pmI am a big fan of the Creme Brulee stout, it is quite good. I have had the Well’s Banana Bread, it falls short on flavor. The Chili Beer is awful.
Remember “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Franklin
Report Post »standupsurf
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 2:51pmGotta try the chili beer. Wonder if it comes in mild, medium, and hot. My current favorite is Hales Cream Ale.
Report Post »Cabo King
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 1:55pmclamato and beer—good stuff
Report Post »Tusker
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 2:48pmCabo King, Was looking for a Beer and clamato or beefamato drinker here. Growing up military, these were the breakfast of champions, lol. Glad to see someone else here has heard of it. I still drink it today! I would give most of the beer here a taste test.
Report Post »Fastflyer111
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 1:27pmNever met a beer I didn’t like. Like some more than others, but like them all.
Report Post »loadingmyclips
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 12:35pmI’ll go as far as Cheladas, or red beer, but other than that ” I‘ll take a Miller’s ,please” !!
Report Post »BeerSnob
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 12:27pmI know absolutely nothing about this topic, so I’ll withhold comment
Report Post »CalvinandHobbes
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 12:14pmI had a pomegranette- flavored beer (Captain Tom’s) available in the local supermarket brewed in Colorado. It was not too bad… I would give some of these a “taste test”.
Report Post »Sinista MACE
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 11:54amUgh. Vomitus.
Report Post »Joseff
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 11:45amBeer is one of man’s oldest and greatest inventions. Some variations may sound a little weird, I don‘t think I’d try most of those. OK the chili beer intrigued me. At least they’re not Bud.
Joe
Report Post »SIHKS1120
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 10:50amafter a few sierra nevadas who knows!!!
Report Post »texasfarmer
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 9:52amFinely a story that’s close to my heart. I brew beer though it’s been a little while.
Report Post »Stouts, Indian Pale Ale, Pilsner but not clam. Puke.
I will admit I introduced someone to Raspberry Lambic. She doesn’t like beer at all but thought that was good, real good. To each his/her own I guess.
Tickdog
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 8:10amgross!!!
Report Post »Dan
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:55amI’ll trade a bottle of Southern Tier Creme Brulee for your Mamma Mia Pizza Beer. Creme Brulee is very sweet. It’s more of a dessert beer and would be great over vanilla (or chocolate) ice cream. The Wells Banana Bread beer is disappointing, IMO. I much prefer Chapeau Banana Lambic, which is an interesting mix of distinct banana flavor balanced on a sour beer.
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:33amActually Leinenkugel’s flavored beers are pretty good. Leinie’s Honey Weiss, Berry Weiss (Elder & Black berries), Creamy Dark (with chocolate), Sunset Wheat, Fire Nut Brown (Hazelnut), and their regular beers are pretty good.
Report Post »lillianrose
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 6:53amI’ll pass!
Report Post »lillianrose
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:04amI’m biased- clams should only be in chowder or steamed served with butter and garlic bread, I’ll eat the steak, pizza should remain traditional pizza and well creme brulee to finish the feast! Maybe a little traditional beer as a digestive aid.
Report Post »BIGJAYINPA
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:50amMalted Barley, Yeast, Hops and pure water- That is beer. you can keep all of your clams chocolate berries and all that other stuff. Leave my beer pure, unadulterated and chilled, not freezing cold, Thank you very much.
Report Post »jbl8199
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 10:39amI lost interest when I saw the one for Bilk. Beer and Milk just doesn’t seem like a good combination to me.
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