Cookie Monster & Bert Questioned as Cops Charge Sexy Serving Wench in High-Heeled Boot Beating at McDonald’s Drive-Thru
- Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:22am by
Scott Baker
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A McBrawl at a Pennsylvania McDonald’s drive-thru caught on tape.
Local CBS affiliate KDKA reports the shocking details:
“There people in various Halloween costumes – some to mention Cookie Monster, I believe Bert and Ernie and some others,” West View Police Chief Bruce Fromlak said.
One woman was dressed as a sexy serving wench. According to the police complaint, two cars were in line. The black Hummer was at the drive-in window with the people in costume. The driver in the second vehicle, Joseph Kryl, 36, was getting antsy to order his breakfast sandwich.
“The operator of that vehicle yelled out, ‘I’ve been waiting here 10 minutes. Can I go ahead of you?’” Chief Fromlak said.
That’s when Shawn Klinge got out of the Hummer and Joseph Kryl exited his car. It got ugly.
“Words were exchanged, pushing, shoving,” Chief Fromlak said. “Next thing you know, they’re both on the ground.”
The brawl expanded when 31-year-old Olivia Patterson, Kryl’s companion, got out to help him. Then three women exited the Hummer – Casey Ashbaugh, Crystal Dedo and Melinda Klinge.
Police say Melinda Klinge, 28, shattered a rear passenger window in Kryl’s car and bashed Olivia Patterson over the head with a high-heeled boot.
“She got hit in the head repeatedly to the point of unconsciousness,” Chief Fromlak said.
Police found Patterson in convulsions.
“This girl was seizing, having seizures, she was bleeding profusely from the back of the head,” Fromlak said.
WTAE scored an interview with Klinge, who claims she was defending herself:
Police said Klinge, 28, was arrested while still in her costume and taken to jail. She told Channel 4 Action News reporter Keith Jones that the incident was self-defense.
“The guy behind us was just acting crazy and got out of his car,” said Klinge. She added, “I guess because I’m not the one with the most injuries, I’m automatically the bad guy.”
“I just feel that it‘s a nightmare that I just can’t wake up out of,” she said.
Watch the surveillance video of the drive-thru melee below:
Patterson was taken to a local hospital where it took six staples to close her head wound, KDKA reports.
Melinda Klinge has been charged with simple and aggravated assault, but police say other charges are still pending.
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Comments (79)
vermindust
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:40amthe headline should read
Report Post »WOMAN BEATS STRANGER UNCONSCIOUS OVER PETTY ANNOYANCE
the costumes are irrelevant: under the mask is an animal who will break your skull with her shoe because you honked your horn. Ms Patterson is going to brain damaged for life from this beating.
10-32inIdaho
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 9:44amBad mannors get you shoed away.
Report Post »ChiefGeorge
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 12:18pmI think the lesson is that what you see all around you sometimes appears to be normal and well organized…then suddenly everything erupts in violence. Why? The people have no shame, no pity, no remorse, just react without thinking of any consequences because in their world none exist. Trust no one until they have earned your trust and even then be wary.
Report Post »Jenny Lind
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:36amThe world is going nuts, but look at the bright side-they aren’t at occupy anthing. Hope the injured lady is o.k.
Report Post »geonj
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:27amnot llooking to lay blame, but the guy in the second car could have parked and gone inside and been out quicker than waiting 10 minutes in drive-thru line. this doesn’t excuse the assault though.
Report Post »thetreyman
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 9:18amit was at 4:30am according to kdka’s website. the inside was probably not open.
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:22amThe first “lady” is happy…they didn’t get any fries.
Report Post »AviatorV1
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:06amRestaurantzillas : P
Report Post »mrsalvage2
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:48amWhat else do you expect when you go out for a wild time before a grouphomeactivity with Bert, the Cookie Monster, the St. Paulie Girl, and a CandieKorn Strumpet?
Just look at that combination, and you can see that it has trouble written all over it.
Report Post »poorrichard09
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 8:21amRonald McDonald should have come out and kicked @ss with those big shoes of his.
All kidding aside-this brawling, mob mentality-are people going insane?
Report Post »Sandra
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:47amci-vil-i-ty = courtesy, politeness, a polite action or expression
Report Post »In this case NOT. What do you call someone in this age group who behaves in this manner??? Spoiled, Arrogant, or just un-civil?? This group is scary since they are the children of the sons and daughters of persons who are now in their real golden years. The golden year people, who once brought about civility, and are the most patriotic group of this country. What will the children of this generation be like (should they chose to have any children of their own). I am not really asking since I already know. You answer these questions, as you prepare for a scary violent future.
GPS-Tech
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 1:21pmActually there was a lot more violence in the early ’90s. Wanna be gangsters killing each other in the street, car jackings and driveby shootings. I remember the crack wars that were waged here in Houston also. I see this younger generation as a lot more docile than what Gen-x was but that is probably due to the skinny jeans wearing metrosexual lady gaga fanboys I see when I go to the mall.
Report Post »GeneTracy
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:45amDrunk,greedy,self-centered idiots who thought they would become YouTube stars.Of course they knew there would be security cameras.Fast food,fast tempers,and fast losing interest.
Report Post »Phoenixsoulfire
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:53amWell it is bushes fault first for most. secondly these restaurants have become on safe and I demand our savior obama regulate them until they go out of business!
Glad I got that out of my system.
I would like for someone to come at me with any kind of weapons. I would put my conceal weapon permit to good use and draw down on these idiots and hope to stay them off. If they keep coming wing them,
Report Post »fixer
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 5:33pm@pheonix,dont wing em…they can sue you then…if your gonna pull,shoot to kill
Report Post »RoboZiggy
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:32pmFixer
Report Post »Exactly right!
If I feel I HAVE to pull my concealed firearm, the only way there will be “winged” survivors is if my aim is off.
Even then, I will correct it on the spot.
As the Highlander says “There can be only ONE”.. story, that is.
James Huff
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:40amPure misandry….another example of our entitlement princess culture at work.
Report Post »myptofvu
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:35amBut what started this whole confrontation…One mans deep resentment towards Sesame Street.
This is obviously a HATE CRIME!
Report Post »James Huff
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:38amI agree. Yet another example of the entitlement princess culture we have created. This is nothing but pure misandry.
Report Post »SpankDaMonkey
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:17am.
The Jersey Shore is having an effect…….
I can hardly wait for the total collapse of society, it’s gonna be so much fun………….
Report Post »orionreplay6607
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:11amClearly this woman is accustomed to lying, but in this case, she’s on video. Red handed. And yes, all over some craptastic McDonald’s meal while in a drive through lane at oh-dark-thirty. Oh, and drunk like you read about.
Report Post »loriann12
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:10amOK, I’m confused. Olivia got out to help her boyfriend, the guy in the second vehicle. BUT, Melinda broke a rear window and bashed her in the head with a high heel? If she’s out of the vehicle helping her boyfriend, how can she be in the car to get her head bashed in?
Report Post »RodentKing
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:07amThe ghetto mentality is spreading to the the community of Whites with less then a 20 IQ ..
Report Post »Which puts them in the same Intelligence bracket as Obama, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and the Black Panty Party.
lukerw
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:26amIt’s called Radical Socialism!
Report Post »AZindependent
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:39amThis is nothing new, mix low IQ with high blood alcohol count and this is what you get. The guy in the car behind them was yelling and honking his horn to “hurry” them up, sounds like drive thru rage to me. Plus, who doesn’t enjoy a good cat fight on Halloween? At least they didn’t have a McShooting during this incident..
Report Post »minorityconservative2
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:53amI.Q. for mental retardation is 70 and under. A lot of people out there that fall into this category. Including some people who post here.
Report Post »momsense
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:04amFruits of the unrestrained, undisciplined entitlement culture ! Gimmee Gimmee Gimmee —it’s all about me ! Me first !
Report Post »80mesh
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:59amall this over an eggamuffin????? sad
Report Post »Charb
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:28amIt may be that the McRib is back! (Understandable, now).
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 9:59amHey, the guy in back was getting angry waiting to order his Chicken McNuggets. His 40 ounce bottle of Schlitz Malt Liquor in the paper bag was getting warm.
Report Post »shpierce
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:53amTrailer Trash!
Report Post »jujubean
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:54amyup this is what happens when you let ghetto rap welfare prison culture become the pop culture of society….you know like jersey shore…..wiggers….. yup!!! YUP!!!
Report Post »cyclops
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:48amLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry but this hilarious…………………….LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »minorityconservative2
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:14amYou are an idiot! Nothing funny about someone beating someone till they are bloody and the person collapsing and convulsing. You are exactly like these idiot people! You would have been one standing around laughing just like you are now. You are part of the devolution!
Report Post »BO_Bill
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:48amPolice Chief Bruce Fromlak needs some help here. There is no Cookie Monster in this incident. The identity of the associate perp is Elmo, you can tell because he is red, not blue. Now, for the teachable moment.
Here at the McDonalds drive-through we have a group of people completely devoid of European-descended males, establishing a new social order. It is not necessarily pretty. But the candy-corn witch clearly comes across as the Alpha. Good for her and her progeny.
In other news, here is a 2008 Obama video, also devoid of European-descended males with the exception of the guy tooting the flute, who clearly appears to be a homosexual, not like there is anything wrong with that.
Hope and Change baby.
Report Post »jujubean
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:52amyup this is what happens when you let ghetto rap welfare prison culture become the pop culture of society….you know like jersey shore…..wiggers….. yup!!!
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:58amNo…The cookie monster turned red because he was out of shape and out of oxygen from fighting. He just looked like Elmo because he was worn out, hot and frazzled from fighting a girl that kicked his ass. She was no candy corn ass…
Report Post »000degrees
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 7:06amthat song had a lot of repeating…..kind of like ows…….strangely similar….
Report Post »Meyvn
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:47amDumb@ss3s.
Report Post »Mountain Dew
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:44amWhat the?
Report Post »RepubliCorp
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:53amOccupy Mc D’s
Report Post »ADNIL
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:41amFreakin low-lifes. What ever happened to common courtesy? Part of the MTV generation, no doubt.
Report Post »jujubean
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:49amyup this is what happens when you let ghetto rap welfare prison culture become the pop culture of society….you know like jersey shore…..wiggers…..
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:35amThis reflects the current level of Civility among the population!
Report Post »DonaldH
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:33amWhat went wrong? in a word; INTOXICATION
Report Post »punyhuman
Posted on November 8, 2011 at 1:58pmThis is the likely response of people who are drinking waaaaaay more alcohol than people on anti-psychotic drugs should be drinking. The correct amount of alcohol for psychotic people on anti-psychotic drugs is 0.
Report Post »TomFerrari
Posted on November 7, 2011 at 6:33amEd, that looks like ELMO to me. You remember… the obnoxious, ubiquitous “tickle me Elmo” toy from a few Christmases ago.
Were there no good midget stories for today’s news? LOLOL
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