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Crazy: Bug-Bitten Man Infects Wife With First Ever Mosquito-Borne STD

No amount of chamomile lotion is going to make this any better.

Crazy: Bug Bitten Man Infects Wife With First Ever Mosquito Borne STD

Via Fox News:

Scientists think they may have documented the first case of a sexually transmitted insect-borne disease, according to a study in Emerging Infectious Diseases.

Brian Foy, a vector biologist at Colorado State University who traveled to Senegal, was bitten by a mosquito and subsequently developed the Zika virus, which causes fatigue and joint pains.

When Foy returned to the U.S. and had sex with his wife, he unknowingly transmitted the disease to her.

But phew: New York Magazine informs us that everything is just fine: “Everyone in this story is fine. The insect-borne illness in question has worn off, even if the rest of us come down with a case of the willies.”

Comments (78)

  • 9thCommandment
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 8:34am

    I guess the gov will open a planned insect facility to hand out super small condoms for all those unprotected stingers.

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  • restoretheusa
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 8:29am

    Isn’t it Calamine Lotion instead of Chamomile? Not sure.

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  • Black_Dynamite
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 8:18am

    This is a two year old story at least, why is it here?

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    • not_smart_enough_4u
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 12:24pm

      Good catch. I did the research within a minute of seeing the name of the virus getting the same results you did.

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    • orkydorky
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 9:14pm

      I guess it must be a slow news day since the speaker sold us out to BO and the Democrats!

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  • coonass199
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 8:07am

    I think he just didn’t want to tell his wife that he is a dirtbag and blamed the std on a mosquito instead of his mistress in the jungle

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  • Slick Willie
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 7:39am

    Why didn’t I think of this? ROTFLMFAO

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  • teddrunk
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 7:33am

    Next STD’s will be transmitted due to global warming.

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    • orkydorky
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 9:08pm

      Does anyone know what STD means……………………….Sexually Transmitted Disease. Ring any bells?

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  • streetrodder
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 7:32am

    I think this calls for a STING operation.

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  • Tonio
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 7:03am

    maybe it was a toilet seat

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  • jColes
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 7:02am

    I know for a fact from personal observations in Third-World countries that some infections can be passed through marital relations…Suffice it to say that some infections not normally thought of ‘social diseases’ can be transmitted through marital relations…I‘m still not sure whether they’re passed genitally or through kissing or because the close proximity of the conjoined people…but I do know that non-STDs can be passed through intimacy.

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    • teachermitch32
      Posted on April 10, 2011 at 1:21am

      Guess that would make them STD’s then…you know….the diseases that are not sexually transmitted but somehow were transmitted sexually?????

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  • Gonzo
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 6:47am

    Apollyon.

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  • vegtech
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 6:02am

    Correct: We should keep an eye on this
    Correct: Scientist emerge from liberial enviorments. In the USA those enviorments are called Universities

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  • wop6969
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 5:55am

    I can’t believe the absurdity of some people believing this nonsense.

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  • kookycanuck
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 3:55am

    Come on people….you can contract West Nile Virus (WNV), LaCrosse Encephalitis (LAC), Eastern Equine Encephalitis (EEE), St. Louis Encephalitis (SLE), Malaria, Dengue, and Yellow fever of which we know but somehow catching an STD via a mosquito bite is “IMPOSSIBLE”?

    http://www.health.state.mn.us/divs/idepc/dtopics/mosquitoborne/index.html
    http://www.mosquito.org/mosquito-information/mosquito-borne.aspx

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    • Hobo Boondocks
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 6:09am

      It’s not reported on because the medical and blood bank industry does not want to further alarm the public, but EVERY blood borne disease can be transmitted through blood transfusions. Even Cancer! How? If cancer cells are metastasizing, and the person donates blood during this time, the cells can be passed on to someone else. Will the immune system of the person receiving the transfusion recognize the cells and attack them before harm can be done? Medical scientists cannot guarantee it. They will say the likelihood of such happening is remote, but any who say such is impossible is ignorant of the facts.

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  • Nixit
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 3:12am

    Wow, what errant husband won’t use this excuse now. “Honey, I swear it came from a mosquito!”

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  • Restaurant Run by Retired Kings
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 3:00am

    I hope Samantha Power doesnt here about this.

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  • endgamer
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:56am

    Everybody sing!!
    There’s a skeeter on my peter knock it off.. There’s a skeeter on my peter knock it off.. Etc..

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    • WAR PIGS CRAWLING
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 3:32am

      @endgamer…..too good….you’re putting the F N in funny…

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    • BBomber66
      Posted on April 10, 2011 at 7:09pm

      I did giggle and snort, but was able to control myself short of lol. It is true that I can’t get an STD from a toilet seat? Glad to hear it. That hovering is getting harder the older I get. What? The CDC is another gov’t agency suppressing information to keep down the panic and anti-gov’t riots? I’m shocked.

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  • endgamer
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:54am

    I wonder what Laboratory invented that one… The CDC lab?

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  • drattastic
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:42am

    Thats what they all say.

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  • Alan
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:40am

    I‘m sure that’s what he told his wife. “Honest, honey, I don’t fool around: it was a mosquito.”

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  • the hawk
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:27am

    MOSQUITO’S have been spreading hiv for 30 years! Back in the late 80′s a Dr. at the CDC told PLAYBOY Her studies showed Hiv and AIDS could be spread my misquito’s. She was Fired ! and the CDC QUICKLYput out a study saying other-wise ! ! ! !

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    • sleazyhippo
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 10:03am

      Thanks for the informative post, but .. ((Why are you yelling so much? Everybody heard this story decades ago…))

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  • cookcountypatriot
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:12am

    maybe wifey got it from his aide..lol

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  • gb2
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:01am

    sweetie, i dont know how we got herpes, it must have been one of those nasty mesquites

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    • sissykatz
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:14am

      Gb2
      I apoligize for writing somewhat the same thing as you. But yours was not posted when I wrote mine.

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  • JUSTANOTHEROPINION
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 1:58am

    I wonder how many times this excuse is going to be used. lol

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    • sissykatz
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:03am

      justanotheropinion

      I was thinking the same thing. ‘NO HONEY I DIDN’T CHEAT I WAS BITTEN BY A MOSQUITO” lol

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    • fixityourself
      Posted on April 10, 2011 at 12:45pm

      Most people commenting are missing the point that this is not a conventional STD. This is an insect born disease that appears to be transmitted by sex. Much like Lyme disease, this is something that has profound health implications. It’s a serious issue, not something to be made fun of.

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    • BrockW
      Posted on April 11, 2011 at 9:21pm

      @fixityourself Exactly what people need to realize.
      I thought the same, but I actually read the post and saw it wasn’t aids or something like that.

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  • Psychosis
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 1:51am

    a lot of assumptions on the part of this “ scientist” how can he determine a critter didnt come home with him and nibble on wifey???

    in my opinion, scientists are no where near as smart as they think they are

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    • Valkaneer
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 5:25am

      WHAT?? But, but what about global warming and the Big Bang??? Right there is proff of just how smart they are! …… um no, /sarcasm off. You are correct, I think the great scientist of time would be disgusted with what people call science today. You eliminate all other possiblitys and what remains must be true, but no one does that anymore. I guess it’s to hard and takes to much time and effort. What if Edison was that lazy?

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    • JJ Coolay
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 9:38am

      Bingo!!!!

      Scientists are merely paid speculators IMO.

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  • colonial10
    Posted on April 9, 2011 at 1:51am

    Wow. Keep an ear and an eye out for this.

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    • Templar Knight
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 2:59am

      More like keep your mind open. Who‘s to say that this guy didn’t do something bad overseas and used a mosquito bite as an excuse?

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    • Ditto Head
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 3:12am

      That’s his story? He got it from a mosquito? And she bought it? Wow.

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    • joe3
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 5:11am

      just admit to your wife that you cheated on her with filth, and spread that filth to her, you wimp.

       
    • Polwatcher
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 6:05am

      Good story and it may be true. At least it is better than geting an STD from a toilet seat.

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    • Slick Willie
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 7:41am

      I ain’t buying this one!!

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    • leftcoastslut
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 8:35am

      now this is what planned parenthood should be all about, way to go mosquito

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    • sleazyhippo
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 10:02am

      I wonder if Newt knows about this excuse yet? This could change everything! Science is fascinating.

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 10:17am

      I Hate any thing that sucks blood out of me…. Got Lyme’s Disease from a deer tick…No Fun at all.

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    • GEW
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 10:22am

      …kind of like the ole joke “explaining to your wife why she has to take penicillin to cure your cold.” or something like that.

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    • Svt4Him
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 8:06pm

      I got bit once as well, now I have two children because of it.

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    • mwhaley
      Posted on April 9, 2011 at 10:23pm

      It’s the same story as getting clap from the tractor seat.

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    • Blazergirl
      Posted on April 10, 2011 at 9:40pm

      I guess the story of, “ I MUST HAVE CAUGHT IT FROM THE TOILETTE SEAT” has been over told. Obviously it is no longer convincing. Really? Ladies don’t fall for this new “story”. LOL.

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    • Junter
      Posted on April 11, 2011 at 11:55am

      Templar Knight,

      Or maybe he was collecting used needles to intentionally infect himself.. or maybe aliens did it while he slept.. or maybe it was bigfoot. Or maybe you are going way on a limb without facts.

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