Crime
Crooks Will Not Want to Tangle With This Store Clerk…or Even Look in His Eyes
- Posted on April 28, 2012 at 2:47pm by
Scott Baker
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At one level this is a simple crime story. Guy tries to steal a 24-pack of beer.
The clerk confronts him. Things escalate. Guy rams car into the mini-mart and plows down the gas pump.
But for our focus — let’s just listen to the clerk in this clip.
Yes he declares,”I’m not your everyday store clerk. I don’t call the police. We take matters in our own hands.”
But there is one more minor factor. Watch the clip until you can see the clerk’s….eyes:
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Comments (62)
Citizen_Joe
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:53pmLooks like Riddick with hair…
Report Post »jhaydeng
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 8:55pmDarth Maul! Man I’m such a dork!
Report Post »GMP
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 7:45am@Citizen_Joe, that’s true!
@jhaydeng, that’s true…
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on April 30, 2012 at 10:39amShould have bought the red contacts.
Report Post »sbenard
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:39pmThey’re contact lenses! Sometimes people who wear these types of lenses will also have fangs attached to their bicuspid teeth, too. It’s all part of the vampire movement thing. I question the sanity of anyone that would do this kind of thing. I would never hire someone like that if they had to deal with customers. They’re bad for business! But that‘s their choice if they don’t want to have a job!
Report Post »sbenard
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:47pmThe “owner” in this vid may have some of the very teeth I’m talking about. Often, they move their mouths in a way that seems strange. I don’t know how to describe it, but this guy appears to be doing it. Look at the way he moves his mouth, keeping his lips over his teeth much like the vampire actors do in the movies.
Report Post »Machtyn
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 2:44amOr they’ll file their teeth down. He looks like he’s had his teeth filed.
Report Post »billjac
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 9:24amHe dealt very nicely with the “customer” in question, thank you.
Report Post »Rayblue
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:45pmWhen I lived in a particularly violent suburb of Houston, there were two idiots who would “yeha” beer. That meant that they would drive up to a mini-market, one would stay outside in the road with the motor running and the other would go in and get a twelve pack of beer and run out, jump in the vehicle and make their getaway. One night they did this but as soon as the runner was inside the store, the Asian owner automatically locked the door behind him. When the runner tried to escape he found the door locked. Suddenly he was confronted by the machete welding owner who called his entire baseball bat and butcher knife armed family out. The terrified runner was yelling, don’t kill me. I’m sorry. Please don’t kill me. The Asian owner was yelling back, We kill you. You bad man. You no come in store no more or we kill you and feed you to our pigs. No one will know. By this time the driver had sped off and left the runner to fend for himself. The owner then let the runner out who proceeded to gallop down the road, a little wiser.
Report Post »GJPinks
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:49pmSo like the beer, he was sadder bud-wiser?
Report Post »shirelover
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:57pmRayblu – that is perfect! I can see that happening! good on that family and good on this guy. I gotta agree, the eyes are creepy though, not as creepy as the cat eye contacts though
Report Post »db321
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:09pmThis Store Clerk is a Racist for protecting his store!
Report Post »AmazingGrace8
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:59pmYears ago, this was how things were done, especially here in Mt.. Now-a-days there are so many “mambee-pambees” running around & stealing etc. & EXPECT to beat the system & the people they rob.
Report Post »@ GJ I am still laughing at your line! Great ;stuff. Too bad comedians don’t use clean humor & word gymnastics to make a funny like you did. I grew up with Bob Hope,Jackie Gleason, Red Skelton, Jack Benny and others & if there was something alittle “colorful” it was done in a suttle-way.
Have a great night, Ray & GJ
debkk9
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 10:17pmI love it…congrats to the owner
Report Post »ArmyWifeNiz
Posted on May 2, 2012 at 6:35amGJPinks…GOOD ONE! :D
Report Post »Master_and_Commander
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:30pmwow, the guy’s a freakn Sith Lord :P haha
Report Post »Free2speakRN
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:28pmAll things considered, I wonder why the clerk was not put in jail. Isn’t this the trend?
Report Post »SgtB
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 12:59amJerome Ersland comes to mind.
Report Post »piper60
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:19pmIf the contacts keep him from being robbed on the job, more power to him. I doubt that I could wear contacts myself. Too eye shy.
Report Post »ADNIL
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:07pmI once worked for a guy back in the 1970s with eyes like this. He wore glasses, not contacts. He had no pigment in his irises.
Report Post »blaaaaackwoman
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:04pmI see that tear drop and neck tattoos and I walk the other way. I do not want to interact with a single person in my lifetime with those tattoos.
Report Post »Fubared
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 8:28pmKnock back some Jolt cola, a few thousands Pez, maybe mix in some 5 hr energy and converse dude. Let it happen. Be one with the oneses.
Report Post »scjeff
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:52pmReminds of the infected “Omega Man” characters.
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:39pmYep contacts. My question is: was it the weird lighting or cosmetic lenses?
Report Post »vtxphantom
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:30pmRiddick, we now know where you live.
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:41pmHe is in that new fantasy movie about the dinosaurs and other big living creatures on the strange island.
Report Post »brickmoon
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:27pmI‘d been wondering what Vin Diesel’s been doing lately.
Report Post »Stoic one
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 4:02pmHe is in that new fantasy movie about the dinosaurs and other big living creatures on the strange island.
there…I thought this was where i put this comment in the first plCE.
Report Post »Itsjusttim
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:25pmIt reminds me of the time I waited on my first human cat in ‘85. Gee were those contacts around then?
Report Post »taxpro4u03
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 5:16pmI dunno — whatcha think? –>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VHO6r-MREQ
Report Post »klevalt
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:21pmThe Blaze sure is picking up on a lot of stories from my region of the world…. I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing….
Report Post »enraged8hobbit
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:18pmIf first impressions are usually correct, anyone messing with this clerk is asking for what they receive.
Report Post »Itsjusttim
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:15pmHaha. I know what that was.
Report Post »Conservative_T-Rex
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:14pmdefinitely creepy, i don’t think anyone will be messing with that store again.
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Report Post »sbenard
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:43pmI don’t think anyone will be VISITING that store again! I wouldn’t!
Report Post »cranberry
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:12pmWell it’s obvious, and I watch a LOT of scary movies. He’s part Zombie. DUH!
Report Post »LIBSALWAYSLIE
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:11pmgoofy contacts, wrestles have been known to use the same
Report Post »N37BU6
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:10pmContacts… who cares?
Report Post »Itsjusttim
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:17pmYeah that’s it “Contacts.”
Report Post »LIBSALWAYSLIE
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:22pmWhat the hell do you mean “who cares” I’m just telling the fact that its just goofy contacts, nothing scary about it.
Report Post »N37BU6
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:03pmLIBSALWAYSLIE, If I was responding to your comment (which came AFTER mine if you look at the timestamp) I would have clicked the “Reply” button on your post, not started my own.
Report Post »N37BU6
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 6:07pmI was responding to the article about a guy wearing novelty contact lenses… because I couldn’t figure out why it was Blaze-worthy.
Report Post »thejackal
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:09pmTo bad he didn’t torch himself in his vehicle when he plowed the pump… Something tells me if Obama had a son he would look like the perp.
Report Post »Mannax
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:08pmLove the contacts.
Report Post »Mastermagi
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:07pmContact lenses. There is a clerk at my local McDonald’s who has two pair – one similar to this guy’s, one with tiger stripes. They really freak me out, to the point that it is difficult to look at him.
Report Post »Patriot Z
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:00pmhahah fantastic!
Report Post »Rashomon
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 8:11amTop Hat Mini Mart – Come for the beer stay for the beat down.
Report Post »abbygirl1994
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 2:58pmWhat the devil was that???????????????????
Report Post »Razlord
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:10pmcan get contacts like this…
Report Post »most vampire’s have them
lukerw
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:11pmContact Lenses… I think!
Report Post »hidden_lion
Posted on April 28, 2012 at 3:12pmThis is what our society is turning into. Weird, satanic people with glowing eyeballs and metal hanging from their face
Report Post »Welcome Black Carter
Posted on April 29, 2012 at 6:05pmIf Obammy had a son…
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