Crime

Crossdressing Crime Spree Finally Ended by Police

This may be one of the oddest cases of a nationwide crime spree we’ve yet seen. And it just goes to show how creative criminals can get.

From Edmond, Oklahoma, comes news that a duo of shoplifters responsible for stealing thousands of dollars of merchandise at a time from multiple places across multiple states has finally been caught.

The twist? They pose as a happy couple. The bigger twist? They’re both male. The biggest twist? One of them cross-dresses as a woman while they enact their heists.

Crossdressing Pair of Criminals Captured by Police in Oklahoma After Multi State Heist Spree

Someone had better trademark the name Ronnie and Clyde

KFOR Oklahoma City released this video report along with its print story (excerpted below):

According to Edmond Police Spokeswoman, Jenny Monroe, “Two men, came in, got baskets, went to the power tool aisle, loaded up with $3,000 worth of tools and ran out to a waiting car. Looking at the video, one dresses as a woman.”

Detectives believe the cross-dressing crook and his accomplice are responsible for a much larger crime spree, covering several states around the region.

In each case, popular and easy-to-pawn power tools were taken from home improvement stores. [...]

Monroe said, “It’s not uncommon to have theft rings like this. They sell them and make money on the black market. Home Depot has an intense internal security and they’ve been watching this.”

The chain’s security team issued a warning to other stores and circulated surveillance video of the weave-wearing thief and partner in crime.

This raises a huge question – if they just come in to grab as much as they can carry and run out, then why does one of them cross dress in the process? The bizarre clothing decision seems to have nothing whatsoever to do with the success or failure of their heist. Is one of these people just extremely fond of wearing womens’ clothing? Answers are needed, for the sake of the American people!

Comments (30)

  • fukitol
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 7:14pm

    If Obama had a son he would look just like him or a…….her or ?

    Report Post » fukitol  
  • froggy19510
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 3:22pm

    Crossdressing Crime Spree Finally Ended by Police
    Why were the police cross dressing and comiting crimes in the first place? And what made them stop?

    Report Post » froggy19510  
  • bob dee
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 1:50pm

    THAT’s a woman? Barf!

    Report Post »  
  • Viking64
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 12:14pm

    As progressivism spreads its ugly wings, the down and out look for more and more ways to illegally distribute wealth from the providers to the arm pits of society. Obama, Holder, Pelosi, etc. they are all just a just a little higher class of liberals than these misguided idiots ,definitely all a product of their sick environments and unfortunate up bringing’s. The day is coming when we all must stand for what we know is right, and show these radical clowns we will not give them all the fruits of our labor or our freedoms, we will fight back hard. These two jokes of society feel stealing is normal ,it is not!

    Report Post »  
  • EqualJustice
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 10:49am

    But PLEASE whatever you do, DON’T DENY THEM ACCESS OF THE LADIES ROOMS, RIGHT? Rapes and robberies waiting to happen.

    Report Post » EqualJustice  
  • WTSpike
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 10:02am

    And to think – crossdressers are usually such good, upstanding, law-abiding citizens. This “lady” gives them a bad name.

    Report Post »  
  • Smoke Ranch
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 10:01am

    Ugly ugly ugly and more ugly

    Report Post » Smoke Ranch  
  • Gonzo
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 8:43am

    If Barry had a crossdressing son, he would look like that guy.

    Report Post » Gonzo  
  • Meyvn
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 7:52am

    Classic Punks.

    Report Post » Meyvn  
  • 407west
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 7:31am

    Does the he-she get special treatment in lock up? If convicted in Massachusetts they could have the taxpayers pay for the sex-change operation! Yep steal from Home Depot and ultimately we all pay for it. The chick arrested for killing a baby was wearing her “Obama” shirt the other night on Nancy Grace.

    Report Post »  
    • chips1
      Posted on June 5, 2012 at 1:21pm

      If they need a sex change operation, I’m sure they stole a skill saw. That should work.

      Report Post »  
  • Bill Rowland
    Posted on June 5, 2012 at 6:20am

    Where are Sharpton and Jackson when you need them. These young men are clearly only taking what they need to survive. Home Depot and the arresting officers are clearly racists who are over reacting to a simple shop lifting charge.
    I hope they c an pin a whle string of thefts on these animals and shuffle them from jurisdition to jurisdiction within OK and then extradite them to other states to face charges. The judges could stack the charges and keep them moving from prison to prison until they are feeble old men.
    Hopefully they will get a cellmate “Hi, I‘m Bubba and I’m in love with you” who will make them feel wanted.

    OMG Nov 6, 2012

    Report Post »  
  • marine249
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 11:45pm

    If BO had two sons would they

    look like these two????

    Report Post »  
    • Stoic one
      Posted on June 5, 2012 at 1:33am

      Yep,

      Like father like son(s)

      redistribution at it’s finest

      (of wealth that is)

      Report Post » Stoic one  
  • woebegone
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 11:10pm

    Some people just live in their own private movie. Sad.

    Report Post »  
  • RJJinGadsden
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:45pm

    Reminds me of a domestic disturbance that I responded to about twelve years ago. These two look very close to that ‘couple’ and was I ever glad that two other patrols got there before us and took them into custody. Once we went back on patrol I literally could not stop laughing.

    Report Post » RJJinGadsden  
  • commonsenseguy
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:40pm

    they will really like it when bubba greets them in a cell.

    Report Post »  
  • gotoneon
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:38pm

    Same story,same players,different day,and the beat goes on.

    Report Post »  
    • commonsenseguy
      Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:56pm

      what is it that the race baiters call it when they steal,sell dope and kill people, o yeah, a product of their environment they can not be blamed because they are being held down and that they are only acting out because their is no jobs and they are just in need, it really does not matter if they steal from the innocent,because they have the goods and the robbers need it,and it really does not matter if they kill the innocent,because the innocent is raciest for not just giving them what they deserve, can’t wait for sharpton and jackson to defend these worthless idiots.

      Report Post »  
  • Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:38pm

    So they finally caught Michelle Obama, and found out “IT’s a man, Baby!”

    Report Post » Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra  
  • rickc34
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:34pm

    Black market? Probably spent time in jail together.

    Report Post »  
  • howardroark1165
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:33pm

    Looks like Eddie Murphy in drag.

    Report Post » howardroark1165  
  • 3monkeysmomma
    Posted on June 4, 2012 at 10:22pm

    O honey, that top with THOSE pants? Thats the REAL crime!

    Report Post » 3monkeysmomma  

Sign In To Post Comments! Sign In