‘Deep Fry His Head’: Superstar TV Chef/Host Anthony Bourdain Has Sick Dick Cheney Fantasy Involving Waterboarding, Necrophilia and Cannibalism
- Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:10pm by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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Anthony Bourdain delivered a wild rant about eating and having sex with Dick Cheney at the GoogaMooga Festival.
Editor’s note: the following post contains graphic material. Discretion is advised.
Have you heard Anthony Bourdain’s sick joke about Dick Cheney from over the weekend? Get ready.
The popular chef and TV host — who famously feuds with fellow chef Paula Dean — was at The Great GoogaMooga Festival in Brooklyn, NY, over the weekend and made quite the confession: not only would he totally try cannibalism, but he would most like to deep fry Dick Cheney after doing something quite sexual with him.
The Huffington Post (HuffPo) explains:
When someone later asked Bourdain which person he would most like to deep fry, he had a detailed idea. First, he would waterboard Dick Cheney. Then he would deep fry his head, f*ck him up the ass and then he’d cook him. Whoa.
Wow. While HuffPo didn’t use quotes in the paraphrase, other outlets have. Take, for instance, Gothamist’s retelling;
But Bourdain wasn’t finished. When someone asked who he would most like to deep fry, he said it’d be Dick Cheney. First, he’d waterboard him, then “deep fry his head,“ then ”[fu**] him up the ass.” Uhh, we didn’t see any Family Mooga tent yesterday that helped you explain to your children what “[fu**] him up the ass” means. [Redacted]
It should be noted that Bourdain’s comments seem to have been said with plenty of sarcasm. For example, the only video of his talk so far features him blasting arch rival Dean. In that video — which includes a profanity-laced tirade about Dean once criticizing him — his remarks include plenty of snark (note also what looks like a cup of beer):
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And just in case things weren’t weird enough, Bourdain also included instructions on cooking unicorn:
Perhaps the strangest — and cutest — part of the session was when a little girl asked Bourdain how he would cook a unicorn. He would roast the loin, grill the legs, braise the forequarter and use the horn to pick your teeth with after the meal. For the record, unicorn marrow is delicious, he says.
Yeah, there was plenty of sarcasm from the Libertarian-leaning host. But you know what they say: there’s truth in jest.
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Comments (288)
progressiveslayer
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:30pmWhere’s the moron teacher from NC? and what’s her stance on this issue? She’d probably want to eat Dick.
Report Post »Want our country back
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:31pmLol
Report Post »biohazard23
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:36pmAnd ask for seconds, too.
Report Post »Ruler4You
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:46pmTony can eat Pony.
He’s nothing but a pompous arrogant jerk, with a useless TV program.
Report Post »Mark0331
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:48pm@Slayer…for a minute there, I thought Bourdain was giving out the recipe Barry and his savage father used when preparing dog flesh and other bush meat for their nightly gatherings…
Report Post »mike_trivisonno
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:49pmAnthony Bordain is, and always has been, an America-hating communist pile of crap. Watch his show “No Reservations” where he never misses an opportunity to proclaim how crappy America is and how stupid the American people are.
Report Post »drbage
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:55pmWonder if he has eaten with the Thai man that had the roasted babies?
Report Post »pwatkins
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:58pmI think I am going to get our congressman in NC to file a motion in congress to pass a law calling for 61% of North Carolininas to be called Mississippians bc between Purdue, Obama(the first gay president) and liberal school teachers in NC the name of our great state has been destroyed since Amendment one went in effect..
Report Post »rickc34
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:02pmWhy are all the Obama supporters mentally ill. And why are the men so concerned about another mans rectum? As it was in the days of Noah. I think we are there. Liberals are againsttt God and have replaced him with themselves.
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:03pmPROGRESSIVESLAYER, She might just have to time for some travel right now. Heard earlier on Beck’s radio show that the teacher, Tanya Dixon-Neely has been suspended.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2886314/posts
Report Post »berlich
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:12pmI am sure she does eat Dick. What does that have to do with the new tone of civility that the lefties espouse?
Report Post »FreeCarolJoy
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:20pmHe is so obnoxious I gave up watching him long ago. TV and movies are unbelievable these days. Their way or the highway for sure.
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:23pmBourdain always seemed a little odd. When did he out himself? Is his useless show still on?
Report Post »progressiveslayer
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:23pmRJJINGADSDEN Ah yes the dreaded suspension,but we both know the teachers union will have the idiot back in the classroom faster than you can say wealth redistribution.
Report Post »junglemom9
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:24pmThey say that ignorance is bliss. I don’t know about you, but I’m not. I hate to think that my children are learning this sort of thing and that our “Personalities” can be such poor examples as well. No more Tony for this house!! We have already started discussing the issue of Freedom of speech here and that it was do to the King of England and his lack of freedoms that gave us this FREEDOM! Long live education and smart teachers!!!
Report Post »Pat Magroin
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 3:11pmSounds like Tony has some latent homosexual fantasies.
Report Post »oneshiner
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 3:23pmYou SICK SOB. Thank the Lord I never had an interest in watching your pathetic show.
Report Post »FreedomPurveyor
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 3:24pmCome on people, Anthony Bourdain isn’t so bad. I think you‘re all just a little jealous that you don’t get paid to travel all of the world and eat all kinds of delicious food.
Report Post »johnjamison
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 3:39pmRJ,
Report Post »They did suspend her ……with pay!
How in the he77 is given a teacher a paid Vacation while they do nothing considered a punishment.
The people in that county should demand she be permenantly removed from their classrooms. This is a social studies teacher tell kids you can go to jail for speaking your mind and attacking a child for demanding fair and even debate on social issues.
SHE HAS NO PLACE IN THE CLASSROOM.
We need to demand camera be placed in all public classrooms so parents can monitor the indoctrination that is our public schools.
DisgruntledInClinton
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 3:58pmSome years ago, I tried to read the chef’s first book, but it was so disheartening to read because of all the drugs and alchohol he used, just to get through his job. I would suspect brain damage has resulted…
Report Post »oneshiner
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 4:23pmFREEDOMPURVEYOR: I hardly think any of us envious of this man for any reason. I just wanted to tell you to contact him ASAP and tell him to hurry to Thailand as I heard some man has roasted fetus’s that this guy can try if he likes all that weird stuff.
Report Post »michael48
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 4:41pmdon’t want to eat anything this twit has cooking…this is one sick puppy… you best not be driving by the WH ..you’ll wind up being dinner…
Report Post »Polwatcher
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 5:04pmSick chef…sick food.
Report Post »Maji
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 5:19pmBourdain is “Jerry Springer” with a spatula…
Report Post »(for obama supporters thats a “egg turner”)!
Unix
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 5:35pmWhat‘s up his ’butt’ anyway? Such a tasteless guy, don’t ya think, I’ll never watch another of his shows, there boring anyway…
Report Post »VegasGuy
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 6:12pmThere are two kinds of drunks. Happy drunks and nasty drunks. Bordain is the later.
Report Post »TXPilot
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 6:12pmI always suspected that Bourdain could and would eat some Dick if he got the chance…….Never did like him or his show much, and once he started bashing Paula Dean, I was totally done with him….I mean really, who would insult a lady that gives me recipes for foods that are not only super tasty, but actually cause your heart to slow down when you eat them???….:D
Report Post »goldfinger50
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 6:33pmThe dude wears a thumb ring and probably sits down to pee. He can talk tough but that’s it.
Report Post »4truth2all
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:08pmYo Anthony, get yourself all stuffed like a turkey for when you meet the Lord … that burnin … that’s you
you can always repent if you don’t want to be on the “menu”
Report Post »Thomas
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:35pmWatch out for the gays.
Report Post »PCsince1776
Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:36amWith all the dicks in the Obama administration she would be set for life!
Report Post »hypnos
Posted on May 22, 2012 at 2:18pmThis arrogant pri@k is the bill maher of tragically hip food channel. He makes his living dising his fellow food network chefs and is generally a surly douche on his show.
Report Post »paperpushermj
Posted on May 22, 2012 at 2:35pmOpen Mouth Pour in Liquid that Makes You….. Stupid
Report Post »ron2win
Posted on May 22, 2012 at 7:42pmAnthoney is sending a coded message to bwany fwanks that he is open to being invited to bwanys first night honey moon .
Report Post »lusant08
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:30pmWhat you can spected from a liberal alcoholic,any product that patronice him I won’t buy it
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:08pmOddly enough, he did spend some time at Ted Nugents ranch. The Nuge took him hunting, not sure if he actually participated. But he did participate in firing a lot of Ted’s weapons on their range. Then ate the meat from the game animals there in a big cook out.
Report Post »He did have to throw in that he enjoyed himself although Ted has some extreme political views.
The only reason I watched the episode is that I caught it while flipping through the channels and it was Ted’s appearance that caught my attention.
petey
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:54pmI think Tony is holding a cup of urine in that video.That seems more to his taste.
Report Post »oneshiner
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 4:39pmdam dam dam……….just wish I had watched his show once so I could say I’ll never watch again. dam!
Report Post »RJJinGadsden
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:32pmONESHINER, I never had any interest in the show even before hearing his say this. The only reason that I watched most of one episode was for the Nuge.
Report Post »Geddon
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:30pmNo one is paying attention to him. So he has to make media for himself.
Report Post »Taquoshi
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 5:24pmWell, aside from the fact that he’s managed to insure I will never watch his show if I can help it, he also made it clear he needs some intervention and some serious psychiatric help —– NOW.
Focusing that much hatred and revenge towards someone is really sick and could end up with his having cancer or some other disease.
Report Post »MEANS2RESIST
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 8:14pmHe’s an idiot, he looks like a pole smoker with an attitude/
Report Post »South Philly Boy
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:30pmNever watched his show and never will
Report Post »CatB
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:48pmAgree .. and LIKE!
Report Post »Agnes
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 4:36pmYou definitely do not miss anything by not watching! Why is he still allowed to be in this country and why is his show still on TV?
Report Post »KOCHLEFFEL
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 5:03pmI see, that Idiot got a lot of attention with his outrages remarks.
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on May 22, 2012 at 10:22amI had never heard of him and will soon forget him.
Report Post »krispy01
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:29pmAnd then serve him with some fava beans a nice chianti ? Sick bastid.
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:51pmFOOD CHANNEL should reprogram this doofus as THE CANNIBEL CHEF
Sorry Food Channel—Never tuning into your channel again.
Bravo has that silly show 80 chefs in 80 days but Cat is a lesbian so I can’t watch that either.
REFUSE to support all these tv shows that slip in the “gay” issue so quietly.
Besides this Anthony dude is just a media slut.
OMG 2012
Report Post »wkw58
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:49pm@GEORGIEJO…..good call and amen.
Report Post »Cosmos102
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 4:46pmAnthony Bourdain…the Gay Cannibal??/
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 9:46pmThis doofus Bourdain works for the TRAVEL CHANNEL so thats another channel I WON’T BE WATCHING
FRY UP some BS Anthonknee
OMG 2012
Report Post »AvengerK
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:29pmin fairness to Bourdain, he doesn’t flambe anything anymore as the amount of alcohol in his body would set him on fire also.
Report Post »Sharon Rose
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:29pmThis guy is a sick piece of crap.
Report Post »sbenard
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:29pmNow there is a REAL sick, twisted freak!
Report Post »GardenoftheGods
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:27pmSick, just plain sick. Sad thing is, Bourdain has a 5 (or so) year old little girl…can you imagine having him for a “Daddy”?
Report Post »PeachyinGA
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:07pmHey G … He can’t help it, all those years of pickling his brain and doing drugs … bless his heart.
Report Post »pavepaws
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 4:37pmIt‘s called Children’s Protective Services.
Report Post »sbenard
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:27pmI can’t even imagine such sick thoughts! Now I know his inspiration source. It isn’t divine!
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:27pmHate of people simply for opposing views… leading to the desire to Harm & Kill them, just for existing… is, at least one, Mental Disorder!
Report Post »Derek01
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:27pmI’ve always thought this guy was a jerk and never watch the show. This confirms it
Report Post »sbenard
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:26pmI don’t think I would EVER eat anything this guy cooks after this! I don’t trust the ingredients!!
Report Post »PeachyinGA
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:25pmMust be back on the sauce AGAIN … and it ain’t bbq.
Report Post »izukiddin
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:25pmBourdain is a pathetic drunk. What does one expect from a person like this.
Report Post »AmazingGrace8
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 10:45pmI watched his programs years ago when he went to interesting countries and I enjoyed learning foods and customs of the countries. His appearance shows what you are talking about..odd slender shape of his arms & legs and the abnormal shape of his stomach & torso & parts of his skin has a “shiny-look” which comes with poor circulation.(I am not a doctor, just observant) I have seen this shape with many extreme alcoholics. He started to get a “nasty” “mean-spirited nature about him and after that, I stopped watching him. He must have a great metabolism because of all the food samples, he seems to never gain weight.
Report Post »Sue Dohnim
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:25pmIf you placed “modern liberals” end on end you couldn’t reach adolescence
Report Post »Guerrino_P
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:24pmBourdain’s show, “No Reservations” is one of the best program’s on TV. If you watch his show, you’ll know that him saying kooky stuff is his shtick.
Report Post »jhaydeng
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:40pmExactly, he’s a dork trying to say something that is shocking! Sorry, but this generation isn’t affected by shock value!
Report Post »PeachyinGA
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:00pmI used to watch his show until he turned his vicious unwarranted attacks on Paula Dean. (Nobody disses Paula and gets of second of airtime on my tv) He openly talked about his years of alcoholism and chain smoking (something). Seems there is residual damage to his brain.
Report Post »Mark0331
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:24pmI’ve never heard any straight friends ever once mention or joke about Fn some guy up the a**….it doesn’t happen that way in the straight community…this guy slipped up, he is a closeted homosexual.
Report Post »progressiveslayer
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 2:08pmHe takes an ass pounding regularly I’m sure,these anti American freaks could all drop dead tomorrow and nobody would miss them,we‘d have a better country that’s for damn sure.
Report Post »NHwinter
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:22pmSo you disagree with Cheney and the policies of the Bush administration and thus the assinine, childish comments from an obviously sick, distorted mind. Whatever would people like you and the wonderful Progressives say if a chef said he wanted to fry Obama’s head in oil up to his a**. What a crude person. He should be kicked off TV. These people are not intelligent enough to debate issue, they just resort to horrendous attacks.
Report Post »txannie
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:22pmA nasty, drunk, ex-drug addict…why is he even being listened to?
Report Post »Ghandi was a Republican
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:21pmAnother disaffected ****.e exploited and disenfranchised by the leftwing propagandists. Sad..
Report Post »Brizz
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:19pmWhat hate on the left?
Report Post »autigers2010champs
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:19pmWhat a sick freak man the left can get away with anything they want it is time to stand up to these freaks now.
Report Post »GoodStuff
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:18pmAren’t leftists pleasant?
Report Post »MBA
Posted on May 21, 2012 at 1:12pmWhat a perverted, disgusting liberal. Just go away.
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