Do Red Cars Get the Most (Bird) Crap?
- Posted on June 26, 2012 at 7:32am by
Liz Klimas
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Even though it may be a myth that red cars get targeted more often by police cruisers, a new study from a British auto retailer shows they might in fact be getting targeted by another species: birds.
Sponsored by a Halfords, a survey of 1,140 cars in five different towns revealed red vehicles get pooped on more than other colored cars. Coming in as a more likely droppings’ target 18 percent of the time, red cars are then followed by blue cars at 14 percent, black cars at 11 percent and white cars at 7 percent.
According to Halfords’ press release on the research, there are many theories — none of which are scientifically proven — as to why this could be happening to red cars more often:
Theories abound on motoring and social networking websites as to why birds are attracted to pooping on some cars more than others. A Lexus driver reckoned newly polished cars suffer because birds see a reflection of themselves. A Ford Focus owner agreed and said the darker the colour the deeper the reflection and the more violent the reaction. An Alfa Romeo owner said it depends where you park and a Mercedes driver said blue was the worst as it reminded birds of water.
Others thought birds saw red as a danger or birds went for similar colours to their own plumage, such as in seaside resorts seagulls went for white cars, while in cities pigeons go for grey.
Still, the study found red cars were pooped on more often regardless of the town they were parked in.
A spokesperson for the Bird Trust for Ornithology acknowledged that while birds are attracted to certain colors, where you park — under a tree for example — probably has more to do with an increased likelihood for droppings.
The point of the study was not so much to really figure out bird preferences — after all, chance played a big factor in this — but largely was to discuss the damaging effects of bird droppings on a vehicle’s paint job.
“This research does have a serious side because the problem annoys drivers, causes damaged paintwork and affects the value of vehicles,” Halford’s cleaning expert David Howells said in the release. “To protect your bodywork from damage, droppings should be carefully cleaned off as soon as possible.”
According to car owners surveyed, 17 percent cleaned cars the moment they saw the stains, 20 percent waited a couple days and 55 percent would wait until their next car wash.
(H/T: Gawker)





















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Aerocog
Posted on June 28, 2012 at 5:11pmI have a red car and whatever the reason is those pesky birds seems to target it my car more than neighbors.
Report Post »GodsownDrunk
Posted on June 27, 2012 at 3:30pmI own 2 red cars ,1 black car and 1 white, and the reds get bombed far more……so,myth confirmed.
Report Post »I-90 Guy
Posted on June 27, 2012 at 9:37amBought red car last month, and the answer seems to be yes. LOL
Report Post »Glad we’re not the only country to waste money on goofy studies.
sURFNmADNESS
Posted on June 27, 2012 at 7:09amNice to know after I just ordered my new Red car 2 weeks ago from my Blue one. Too late now…… (crap,,, ;) )
Report Post »BanjoPicker
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 10:59pmSo weird. At the zoo last weekend, wearing a red shirt entering the aviary, a group of red birds totally got me. Disgusting. But uncanning timing with this story.
Report Post »blair152
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 9:37pmMy mother owned a maroon Chrysler K-car from 1982 to 1997. I think so. However, I think our beige Ford Focus gets the same amount of bird crap.
Report Post »Conservative-Atheist
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 6:13pmDarn, this explains it. I recently bought my first red car and I can’t believe how often it is fecally targeted by those crappy birds!
Report Post »studi30
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 4:06pmSea Gulls are one of the few birds that poop in flight. I live near the shore and have a maroon car (almost red) and I swear the gulls have bomb sights. Gull pooh is very acidic so must be washed off immediately even if you keep your car waxed.
Report Post »Eleanore
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 1:41pmYes, the research is bordering on silly… but neither American dollars, nor public institutions paid for it, if I read the story correctly; the story says it was sponsored (and implied, paid for) by “Halfords”, which appear to be a British auto retailer. Did I miss something?
Report Post »tckid17
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 11:27amOh crap, I drive a red car. I am no longer taking the red eye.
Report Post »PaulHausser
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 10:39amEverybody knows white cars get crapped on the most now
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 11:03amThat’s only White… Chevy Volts!
Report Post »Eggcellent
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 3:51pmDarned racist birds!!!
Report Post »LovinUSA
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 10:19amI’m sure us tax payers have spent alot of money on this very important research………….
Report Post »fuzzy20841
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 9:36amThis is pretty insane. Who pays for this crap (pun intended)? If we eliminated all commissions, bureaus ,study groups, foundations, trusts, boards, etc., we would probably save tons of money!
Report Post »piper60
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 8:39amLeave it to the Brits to waste their time doing a bird poo study. They’d be better off figuring out how to fix their glorious health care system.
Report Post »thegreatcarnac
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 8:04amIf you put a politician or obama in the car..then the crap is on the inside.
Report Post »right-wing-waco
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 8:46amLOL, YES I think you’re correct.
Report Post »lqtm
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 8:00amHard-hitting reporting by The Blaze, as always.
Report Post »blackyb
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 7:53amIf the birds are Dimwithocrats they are ows and will do their business on police cars of any color.
Report Post »blackyb
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 7:52amNot unless the cars vote republican.
Report Post »JACKTHETOAD
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 7:40amOh no! Please tell me that’s not the Tardis in the picture! Bad things happen when the time-space continuum is pooped on!
Report Post »SamIamTwo
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 7:37amA pricy bird poo study?
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on June 26, 2012 at 11:07amWhere is the Book upon… Research Grants for fun & profit?
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