Donald Rumsfeld Refuses to Deny That He Is a Baby-Eating Lizard From Outer Space
- Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:06am by
Scott Baker
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I’m pretty confident that Donald Rumsfeld probably had a decent briefing by his public relations person that the his book-tour interview on “The Opie & Anthony Show” on Sirius XM Radio might get a little dicey. O&A is not exactly Charlie Rose. Comedian Louis C.K. was sitting in on the program this week during the Rumsfeld interview segment. He decide that the pressing question for Rumsfeld involves a theory of reptilian origination: “Are you a lizard? Are you a lizard person?” And it goes down hill from there.
Before you conclude that the question is ridiculous, consider this from Salon:
C.K. is referencing the theories of former sportscaster and internationally renowned conspiracy researcher David Icke, who has worked for years now to expose the shape-shifting reptilian Anunnaki gods from the constellation Draco. Disguised as humans, they secretly rule the world.
For a more reasonable interview with Rumsfeld (with Rush Limbaugh!) click here.
I’m betting Rumsfeld has a new PR person by Monday.
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Comments (99)
Ezekiel
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:42pmHumor of this kind is lost on me. I can tell that this man (Louis ck) is being sarcastic, but is this necessary? Radio talk shows, with the exception of a few, have gone down hill into a vortex of humorless hate disguised.
Report Post »dawg of gawd
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:24pmGee, a radio interview attacking someone. IF a conservative ever did that. Hh wait, I distinctly remember something about that. Yeah, something about the Reagans.
Long live louisck!
For a more fawning disingenuous interview (with anybody from the right) set aside disbelief.
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:56pmDemocrat “WORD” of the day “LOUISCK”
For a translation, please follow further posts by that favorite canine(Dawg , “canine” means dog in english).
Report Post »wifezilla
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:05pmHe was talking to comedians on a comedy show. It is called HUMOR! RELAX PEOPLE! Rummy was GREAT and Louis CK is a riot!
Report Post »Marine Recon Dad
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:00pmHell, I would have just said ‘yeah’ and let the scales fly…..
Report Post »13th Imam
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:59amWho are you and what have you done with Mossbrain? Oh, your having breakfast.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:53amDonald Rumsfeld is a true American Willing to fight for the nation. If he were to run for POTUS, he would have my vote.
Report Post »tomloy
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:46amWell, rumsfeld being a lizard explains a lot of things…….
Report Post »stmike
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:35amUm wait you mean oppie and Anthony are still on the radio? Well who in their right mind would listen to them???? Omg if I knew Donald Rumsfeld would go on their show I would’ve asked him to speak at my moms lions club meeting.
Report Post »flightnurse72
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:01pmYeah, they are still on the radio, and are actually one of the most popular shows on satelite radio. Anthony Cumia has appeared on Red Eye and Sean Hannity many times, and Louis C K is one of the more well known comedians out there. Mr Rumsfeld knew what he was getting in to when he went on the show, and he got plenty of exposure for his book. He actually seemed to even be having a good time during the interview. They are COMEDIANS people! What did you expect? Its not like he got any better from Letterman. At least during this interview, he had Anthony who is known as a very conservative guy, and at times seemed in awe of Rumsfeld, throwing up softball questions. I thought Rumsfeld handled it with class and a sense of humor
Report Post »varptr
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:32amWe will send in our alien probists if your octopus men don’t leave our lizard people alone. All hail the digital overloards. :-)
Report Post »RightPolitically
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:23amI have no interest in even hearing about this stupid crap!
Report Post »JP4JOY
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:15amI’d like to ask Mr. Rumsfeld if the weapons we got from Libya were really Quadaffi’s? I have been suspicious for years now that the weapons we got from Libya were the ones we were looking for in Iraq. Three days after Saddam is caught Moammar coughs up a bunch of his nasty stuff, really? Why? Maybe, just maybe they weren’t his and he was afraid his buddy was going to rat him out. Just saying.
Report Post »Of the Free
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:05amScott – PROOF READ, then post. Great job by Rummy!
Report Post »Marylou7
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:00amVery interesting…….ummmm….I have really enjoyed all his interviews on this book tour. He can be rather quick on his feet when he wants.
Report Post »KeithOlbermann
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:00amIt’s about time somebody asked him that question. I’ve been saying it for years.
Mom!! Meatloaf!!!!
Report Post »LOOKING_BOTH_WAYS
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:55amI never really cared much for Rumsfeld. But I do believe he loves his Country and worked hard to protect us, and should be treated with Dignity. and it’s nice to see this side of him, he has a good sense of humor.
Report Post »Browncoat359
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:53amGood thing Rummy didn’t answer! We baby eating lizard people from space that secretly rule the world would have had to censure him if he’d confessed!
Oh wait,uhhh… disregard that last!
(LOL)
Report Post »NickDeringer
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:52amWitness the dumming down of the American voter. It comes from every nook and cranny of the MSM.
Report Post »Raven42
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:50amDamn, he’s onto us! Everyone back to the mother ship!
Report Post »chickenfried
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:52pmNot me…I‘m thinkin’ Arby’s
Report Post »DashRipRock
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:49amPoor TOWERSEVEN
Blaze you should be ashamed of yourself
when TOWERSEVENFEMACAMP reads this
he will have a stroke.
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 8:59pmthe censors are out tonight
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:35amA new PR person by monday, hope so…
Report Post »912828Buckeye
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:46amI’m not so sure Snow………
Report Post »I think he might get some mileage out of this
this story and that might sell more books.
Never know.
Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:33amOkay I will bite on this one…is he a Visitor or the brother of Lord Lizard of the Dark Side?
Report Post »Gentleman I suggest you beam me aboard
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:34pmHe has land on Alpha Centari to sell us also!!!
Report Post »912828Buckeye
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:33amIf he is I must be one too! :-)
Report Post »OH, I Get It!
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:32amWhat a joke. This clown doesn’t realize the Rumsfeld has too much class to answer such a stupid question.
Report Post »Evileye
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:31amThis nothing New
Report Post »The libs claimed Newt Gingrich was a lizard
GroundZero is Nuclear Demolition x3
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:50amNewt is a CFR member, which want to eliminate our borders, and wants to change/update the so called “living” constitution.
Report Post »I personally find his ideas above most, but his NWO views are too far out for me to consider him a candidate.
escape_from_socialism
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:46pmNothing new, best way is to ridiculous somebody like David Icke.
Report Post »I have another question to Donald: so where are those 2 T $ DOD can’t find?
What about that missile you was talking about, it hit the pentagon?
tower7femacamp
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:49pm@escape_from_socialism, that’s a Good Point !
Report Post »and who is Leo Wanta ?
KenInIL
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 3:39pmAmazing what folks will go thru to sell a book. What a ass CK is !!
Report Post »ilovethiscountry
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:31amWhy answer? You can’t prove a negative.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:39amWell at least we now know the next National Enquiror headlines…
Report Post »HappyStretchedThin
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:54amI disagree. You have to fight absurdity with absurdity.
Report Post »He should have said:
No, but I AM actually an alien. My natural skin approaches the general complexion of a jersey cow, but our technology gives me the appearance of being human. I’m a vegetarian with four stomachs, but have tasted venison one time after a hunting trip with Dick Cheney, and I offer tours of my space-ship and sight-seeing day-trips to various solar system sites every Tuesday. Would you like to come?
Muslim in Chief
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:57amWhat if he said yes? then what?
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:12am@Happy
He could also have said: “Yes, I am a meat eating alien who specializes in serving man, would you like to see my UFO, there is plenty of room in the kitchen and you look just right for the cookout we are having this weekend.”
Report Post »GreatAmericanBeckFan
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:02pmYou know I have a sense of humor as much as the next guy, but I did not find that question funny. I didn’t even find it amusing. Donald Rumsfeld is worth of much more respect and dignity than what those jerks gave him.
He has lived and served 1/3 of our nation’s history, I am sorry but that was a bit over the top for me.
Report Post »HITLER-HIDING-IN-SF
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:32pmDid you people notice,that Lois CK has that mental assylum look?
Report Post »TruthDarts
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:51pm@Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:12am
@Happy
He could also have said: “Yes, I am a meat eating alien who specializes in serving man, would you like to see my UFO, there is plenty of room in the kitchen and you look just right for the cookout we are having this weekend.”
ROFLMAO….
Report Post »SERVING MAN…. “It’s a cookbook…it’s a cookbook!!”
nuttyvet
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 2:37pmFor all who are angry… lighten up. I thought this was hysterical!!!!
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 3:19pmENRON and World com = tower 7
ozz
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 7:25pmROFLMAO!!! Wait ain’t Jim Morison the lizard king?
Report Post »DisillusionedDaily
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 8:00pmLizards are good. They eat bugs and other pests. Why are they denigrating lizards by including Rumsfield as one of their kind?
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 8:57pm@DisillusionedDaily good point and very funny
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 9:02pmIn a more serious tone here is the clip of Mancow Muller on The Alex Jones show discussing how Rumsfeld did not know about Building 7.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8HdOABC_U0&feature=player_embedded
Report Post »Rice Water
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 9:22pmI actually kind of like Rumsfeld. He seems like one of those guys who knows WAY too much about how the world operates to ever speak candidly about ANYTHING. Listening to him tolerate these morons is painful.
Report Post »Jim S
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:31pmThe US was attacked by air, 9-11, and sea, USS Cole and on the ground in a WTC attack in 1994 and two US embassies in Africa. All 19 involved in the actual 9-11 attack were Saudi. The Cole was believed to have been a attacked by OBL as well as the embassies. Osama is a Saudi and funds his terrorist group with his own money as well as funds from other Saudis. Given all this information of multiple attacks on US soil, on US Embassies and a US Naval ship, the best and brightest connected the dots reached the conclusion that a wealthy Saudi that we had worked with in Afghanistan was behind it. OBL had formed a terrorist group and was on a holy war against the US. Estimates as high as 1000 members. We knew he was in the Afgan/Pakistan region. Taking all this information we attacked Iraqi. Eleven years later, 5000 American soldiers have died, thousands have been injured. The US has killed many members of Al Qaeda but not OBL. A giant arab needing daily medical treatment has outwitted the entire US military, CIA, NSA. Why would anybody want Rumsfield opioion about anything? His bookcould have been 1 page “OOPS ”, or the Peter Principel and Military Leadership. My God why is this man listened to at all. He either didn’t know or crappy intell guided other peoples opinions and I carried out orders. Please…..
Report Post »My Sacred Honor
Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:42pmLouis CK is now on my “do not pay any attention to” list.
Report Post »Tell a “joke’ often enough to the same people in a short enough time span (17 minutes) and it quickly turns into “annoying”
What a failbot..
Mil Mom
Posted on February 27, 2011 at 12:31am@GREATAMERICANBECKFAN
He has lived and served 1/3 of our nation’s history, I am sorry but that was a bit over the top for me.
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Report Post »I agree with your statements up to the above, “a bit over the top is like saying a Model T is a used car! This was a disgusting example of the fact that “the inmates are running the asylum! It would be nice to see that America had “Grown-ups” on TV, but then TV might not be as useless as it is. I’d say the only worthwhile things on it are Fox, but frankly only a few of their shows are worth watching these days. That’s why I get most of my news from the “net”.
Sinista Mace
Posted on February 27, 2011 at 6:31amAHAHAHAH!!!
He IS a reptilian.
They like to eat babies too.
They like to chase their prey around first until they’re wore out, then eat them alive while fresh and in total fear for their life.
They believe it increases the flavor of raw flesh!
Baby meat is a delicacy to them.
They even offer a human infant sacrifice at Bohemian Grove to their Owl Statue (you know, owls are evolved reptiles, and one of the stealthiest birds of prey, also associated with wisdom, some are big enough to snatch up small children).
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