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Drunk Man’s Wild Interview With PA TV Station About Local Fire: ‘I’m Gonna Get Racial Here’

“I heard a kerosene explosion…BOOM!…freakin’ I heard it! Freakin’….I heard the freakin’ explosion.”

So said an incredibly intoxicated man, speaking to a local Pennsylvania news station, WNEP-TV, during daylight hours about an explosion that set his house on fire. It’s not clear what the back story here is–or when this all happened–but if the drunkard is to be believed, a kerosene blast of sorts caused the house to burst into flames.

Drunk Mans Wild Interview With PA TV Station About Local Fire: Im Gonna Get Racial Here

“An explosion…freakin’…My father said, ‘what the hell was that?‘ Freakin’, I see sahh-sahh-sahhh sahhh-moke  fff-flying through the wall and I said ‘look at, the house is on fire.’…fff-freaking. I knew it! …. I‘m freakin’ smart. Freakin, I smelled the smoke. My mother smelled it. My father smelled it. And it was a mmmmm-matter of time before that house freakin’ went up…annnd I’ll tell you why. [long pause.] I’m gonna get ra-racial here. I’m gonna get racial! OK…fff-freakin…”  Warning, the intoxicated man, as he says, gets racial about “those people that live next door to us.”

(h/t Dan Collins)

I called the WNEP-TV newsroom to get some more details on the story, but the lovely lady I spoke to on the phone there seemed as mystified as we at The Blaze are about what exactly is going on here.

UPDATE: Some of our readers are wondering if the allegedly intoxicated man is actually mentally handicapped and not drunk. But if you listen carefully, the reporter confirms the man’s intoxication by saying, “Tommy, you’ve had a few beers. Is that because you’re trying to forget the fire?”

Comments (137)

  • bobbythompson3333
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:16pm

    Oh boy embarrassing, this is my local TV station, I hope he’s not in my neighborhood – lol

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  • A.W.
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:09pm

    House goes up in flames -200K, Sued by minority neighbors -100K, local news crew interviews EXTREMELY bombed dude -priceless.

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  • beckwill
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:08pm

    He’d better stay away from any open flames himself. I‘d say he’s every bit 80 proof or better. One stray spark getting in the path of his exhaled breath and it’s a fire!
    “Take me drunk, I’m home…occifer.”

    Cain/West 2012

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    • Ghandi was a Republican
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:37pm

      Easy on the cain West. We need West for 2016-2024. He can do great things in the House on the armed forces, or homeland security committees. He can also be a great secretary of State once the communists are run out in 2012- First order of business.. A decontamination team to remove all traces of donkey poo..

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  • starman70
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:55am

    He could be the star anchor on MSNBC!

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    • Ghandi was a Republican
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:01pm

      No he could not.. He has the capacity to speak truth and think for himself, however limited that may be he is disqualified..

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  • flfshrmn
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:53am

    That guy stuttered and slurred less than ex-prees sec. Gibbs did on a good day.

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  • djeffcoat
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:51am

    Hope no one strikes a match in that guy’s face.

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  • stmike
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:48am

    Omg rotflol! That was too funny! That ranks right up there with the cellphone woman walking into the water fountain. Lol and both people live in my state! Brent I the lucky one? And to think we let these people vote?! I really think its time to end universal sufferage.

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    • 8jrts
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:29pm

      @stmike
      They both are from your state? And what state would that be?? I think I’ll drive around it next time I travel!! LOL

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    • 8jrts
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:34pm

      I finally stopped laughing at the vid. and read the article..YIKES!! PA is right next door!!

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  • ICANHANDLETHETRUTH
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:42am

    I wonder if that guy drinks like that all the time, or was it just a special day LMAO

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    • SLmanDR
      Posted on February 27, 2011 at 1:38am

      You have to drink a lot and often to be able to be that drunk and stand up, let alone string a few few thoughts together. I’m relying on the on-the-spot reporter for the “breath analysis”. I hope he wasn’t simply brain damaged.

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  • OhSuzieQ
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:41am

    Great posts…needed a good laugh. Thanks

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  • Pat in PA
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:38am

    “…faaaat man, in a litttttle coat”

    “…it doesnt hurt here and it doesnt hurt here….it hurts riiiight here”

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  • cripplecreek
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:35am

    What does a kerosene explosion sound like? LOL

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    • banjarmon
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:43am

      Kerosene sounds like a dog when it explodes…….WOOF!!!!

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    • Thighmaster
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:56am

      When kerosene explodes it sounds like a diesel….

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    • Showtime
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:10pm

      Does keorsene explode? I know gas does, but kerosene?

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    • proudconservative
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:14pm

      a cross between Nancy Pelosi’s laugh and an Obama Speech!

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    • Thighmaster
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:41pm

      @ Show Yes kerosene explodes, under extremely high pressure. This is why a diesel needs no spark plugs. Compress it with a few thousand #s of pressure and BOOM! Sorry, didn’t mean to scare anyone.

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:45pm

      If a kerosene explosion goes off in the woods, and nobodys around . Did it make any sound?

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    • Thighmaster
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:49pm

      Didn’t someone mix kerosene and fertilizer once? Maybe there IS more to this story.. Can’t be too careful.

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    • joef
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 5:46pm

      i dont know ,but i bet tommy makes the sound BARRACK when his throwing up tommorw morning.

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  • HTuttle
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:35am

    Probably home on a public union job disability that he got with a fake note from his doctor.

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  • Thighmaster
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:32am

    No wonder they’re so quiet. That was the top spokesman for the msm after they finally got him sober enough to go on camera.

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  • oldchevyguy
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:23am

    He did the interview without a teleprompter.

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  • parmajohn
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:21am

    As Drunk as that fool was he made more sense than Kadaffy on a good day

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  • MrButcher
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:18am

    that guy is freeeeakin’ blotto!

    just a few beers? I don’t think so.

    He’s mainlining 190 proof homemade bathtub corn liquor.

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  • miles from nowhere
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:14am

    MUSLIM IN CHIEF you just made my day with that press secretary comment, very funny!

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  • Davesnothere
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:06am

    Part of Obamas base no doubt.

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  • Marylou7
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:05am

    Wow…that’s all folks.

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  • Oil_Robb
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:05am

    Nice shack you SKID……collect the insurance and run

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  • grandmaof5
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:04am

    Talking to drugs or alcohol never makes a whole lot of sense. And then, when sober, consider the source.

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:09am

      Yup, had to do that with many people and relatives in my life so far, and I try to stay as far away from them as possible; they even have the audacity to come here once in awhile with open liquor in hand when they know I do not allow it in my place.

      I have lost count of the number of times they tell me to go to the devils domaine over that.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:13am

      “Consider the surce” — You mean an Obama beer summit?

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    • Showtime
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:14am

      (If I would sit straight at my computer, I’d hit a lot more keys correctly.)

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    • grandmaof5
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:17am

      What you need to really be proficient are acrylic nails – you get lots of practice typing, retyping and retyping the retyping.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:36am

      ROFL!!
      I thought about your nails when I said that!

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  • Psychosis
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:02am

    ah how sweet a drunk democrat

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  • Muslim in Chief
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:01am

    This is Obama’s Next press secratary

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    • Showtime
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:05am

      Based on what I’ve seen of his choices so far, you are probably correct. At least this guy has an excuse for not making any sense.

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    • OhSuzieQ
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:33am

      OMG Too funny Muslim in Chief
      Good one

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    • GreatAmericanBeckFan
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:40pm

      One of the best ones on here today, yours was one of the ones I had in mind in my above post.

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  • Showtime
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:01am

    Wonder if he’ll even remember it when he sobers up?!

    “Naw, man. Not a blackout. A smokeout.”

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  • mossbrain
    Posted on February 26, 2011 at 10:59am

    One of Charlie Sheen’s buddies obviously.

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    • what4
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:06am

      Was he arrested for prunk in dublic? should have been….

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:07am

      Most likely he is one of his buddies; it would come as no suprise if he was in the back fooling around with the kerosene and left it exposed near an open flame while under the influence of whatever he was drinking at the time.

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    • cnsrvtvj
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:12am

      @what4 – Was he arrested for prunk in dublic?

      Good one. He freakin should have been.

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    • crackerone
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:17am

      The stuff doesn’t make you smart!

       
    • 912828Buckeye
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:19am

      He’ll be on Comedy Central with Jon Stewart within a week.
      How sad.

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    • missionarydad
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:36am

      He must live next door to Senator Arlen Specter, and I think he just learned that smoking crack while drinking high proof alcohol can “Burn you out” literally.

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    • FarmerVincent
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:39am

      The guy is not DRUNK!!!! I can’t belive this is on the Blaze. How sad. He either has a bad stutter, or is handicapped. I would either take down this exploitive video, or re-title it “Making fun of the handicapped”.

       
    • Creestof
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:39am

      @mossbrain
      Carefull there hoss, the wimpy PC Police here will flag your comment as they did mine. Though I’m sure after these “Proud Americans” finish flagging their quota of posts, they go out on their lawn and tell all their buddy’s how they support freedom of speech.

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    • Kemosabe-1
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:42am

      I guess everybody should watch out for Rachel. He’s gonna get her.

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    • proudconservative
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 11:57am

      Hey Broker,

      What else is it going to take for you to realize its time to move out of your parents basement?

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    • TruthTalker
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:00pm

      Like I told the law ossifer, I freakin’ heard the racial splosion…

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    • FarmerVincent
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:05pm

      It’s a shame. Just because your’e conservative or libertarian, doesn’t mean you have to belittle someone. Have some compassion. Nothing PC about it. I guess I’m just old school. It’s called Decency.

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    • davecoolworld
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:14pm

      If he would have drunk more of the kerosene, there would have been no
      explosion. Light weight.

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    • GreatAmericanBeckFan
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:39pm

      There are some really funny posts on here, thanks for the laughs.

      You guys are funnier than Letterman, Comedy Central, and all of those so called lib comedians.

      Good stuff and actually clean jokes.

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:41pm

      Freakin great story

      I didn’t want to be intoxicated in public, they threw me into public. Ron “Tatersalad” White

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    • Koolaiders
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 12:45pm

      Him getting ra-racial means he is a prime candidate to run the local far right wing tea party HQ in the area.

      Probably overqualified though.

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:15pm

      Hey Kool

      Clever, but you forgot,
      ******
      Nazi
      Fat
      Stupid
      Cheap
      Come on you can do better than this. piker

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    • exdem
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 1:24pm

      @KOOLAIDERS
      We all know he is a *******. He was politically correct and nervous about the word racial.

      @FARMERVINCENT
      Drunk is not a disability.

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    • TANK3584
      Posted on February 26, 2011 at 4:15pm

      LMAO…now that’s funny

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    • NeoFan
      Posted on February 27, 2011 at 1:49am

      Do you see now why nobody wants to talk to union members?

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    • Sinista Mace
      Posted on February 27, 2011 at 2:06am

      Could be one of Beck’s partners…

      Sheen likes uppers.

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    • Sinista Mace
      Posted on February 27, 2011 at 2:08am

      I bet there’s more than a few hypocrits commenting on people getting high….

      Remove the Redwood Forest from your own eye before trying to get at the speck of sawdust in somebody else’s eye.

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    • blueyesj40
      Posted on February 27, 2011 at 10:41pm

      This fire happened third week of February 2011 (last week), and I think the house caught on fire when a business exploded and caught several other houses on fire. WNEP is one of the local stations here, and the view I have is re-enforced that reporters on scene must look for the dumbest looking S.O.B. to interview. Fact he was drunk moved his sorry ass to the top of the short list most likely.

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    • Armed Patriot
      Posted on February 28, 2011 at 9:35pm

      Dont be too critical of him if this man as he appears to be an alcoholic. He doesnt know what he is saying, and addiction is a compulsive disease that reason cannot comprehend. If you have never experienced it, thank God. If you have… you understand. Like the Stones sang about in Sympathy For The Devil… “So if you meet me, Have some courtesy, Have some sympathy, and some taste, Use all your well-learned politesse, Or I’ll lay your soul to waste”, Here too, you could be sentenced to walk with the devil. I know my fate is “Desperado”…. Your prison is to walk this world all alone”. SO understand the life of those who have little left to loose…”If you meet me, Have some courtesy, Have some sympathy, and some taste, Use all your well-learned politesse, Or I’ll lay your soul to waste”. Cause I have little left to loose.

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