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Elmo Plugs First Lady’s School Nutrition Bill
- Posted on December 17, 2010 at 8:58pm by
Meredith Jessup
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First he shills for the FCC, now the White House. Elmo is moving up in the world…
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Comments (122)
Stewie
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 11:04pmElmo loves eating his colors???? The girl with kaleidoscope eyes must be lacing his 2% milk with LSD.
If Elmo’s mother really loved him, she’d be packing him a lunch from home.
Report Post »MeteoricLimbo
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:59pma fresh hamburglar
Report Post »Sunnyr
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:58pmThese damned Obama‘s just don’t know when to QUIT. First senile old Andy Griffith pushing ObamaCare and now Elmo!! Is NOTHING sacred to these loons? Who’s next, Mary Poppins?
Report Post »Spawnomite
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:51pmFrom one puppet to another.
Report Post »Really sad for the Obamas having to stoop to puppets as their only voice to the people.
Noone takes puppets seriously either.
CaptainSpaulding
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:51pmI don’t want a “Tickle me Elmo” for Xmas.
Report Post »GoingBeck
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:40pmFeed foreign diplomats the same faire, I dare you.
Report Post »woodyb
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:37pmAnd Elmo has about the same level (although slightly higher) of brain power as Michelle O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »RightPolitically
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:29pmElmo, although RED, is a BROWN-SHIRT too!
Report Post »momsense
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:25pmWhatever is on that plate looks like it should be in the garbage—and you expect our kids to eat that slop?
Report Post »charliego
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 5:42pm@MOMSENSE
Report Post »EXACTLY my thought!!! Has anyone interviewed child psychologists who knows how the mind of a child works—with food? A child could not even feed the dog under the table that which they won’t eat—one problem, the dog won‘t be waiting for any ’goodies’ They are much smarter than that! ;-)
GoingBeck
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:23pmIt’s going to be a really good country again
Report Post »once the shooting stops and the smoke clears.
BetterDays
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:15pm\New word “elmophobia”…The acute reaction a person experiences whenever socialist propaganda is displayed in the media, especially when it is directed at brainwashing of children.
Report Post »EP46
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 6:11amBUT McDonald‘s can’t give out toys ???????
Report Post »kamin
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:10pmSoros puppets using Muppets.
Report Post »mikenleeds
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:05pmpuke
Report Post »GoingBeck
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:04pmI guess The Cookie Monster is persona non grata.
The Count can only count to what? 300 per day?
Miss Piggy…well, have you ever seen her diet?
Hey! MO! GFY.
Report Post »GeorgieJo
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:40pmElmo hooked up with Bert and Ernie They want DADT/free ice cream and Michelle to raise their BMI’s so they can all vote for Michelle when she runs wearing her “thrift store” dress…..pardon me but I am ROFLMAO………
Report Post »Papahall08
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:35pmI wish Chris Brown would have beat some sense into Elmo during that “signs” song. *
* I do not support Chris Brown’s savage attack on Rhianna(spellling?) or anyone else he may have attacked.
Report Post »Modawg734Blue
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:35pmI knew I hated Elmo from the first moment I laid eyes on the little RED bas@%#$
Report Post »runtothehills
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:32pmremember they may not beable to brain wash all us older generation, but they will train our children for change. It starts with Elmo
Report Post »WAR PIGS CRAWLING
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:01pmSesame Street has been nudging kids for years. Go back and watch an episode from the 80′s.
Report Post »jbl8199
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:32pmBlasphemy. How can Elmo sell out like that????? They just desecrated Sesame Street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »guyperram
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:42pmWhy not? The whole thing is propaganda done by libs anyway.
Report Post »13thGenerationAmerican
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:25pmNow Elmo is is a Nazi, who’s next Dorothy and Toto. I’m sure if Beck tried, he could spin that one as well.
Report Post »angrysoccermom
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:22pmdon’t be so silly, Elmo is obviously not a NAZI. Please note the red color. He is clearly a Communist. Time to protect our kids from propaganda.
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:57pmDid someone whisper Dr. Goebbels…..a guest for “the Carrott Summit” sponsored by the MeShell in Rose Garden?
Report Post »seeker9
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:16pmPlease protect the kids from politics.
Report Post »guyperram
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:30pmIf they go to school they are being brain washed daily Especially with the big lye, Global Warming (and here we sit within 1/2 deg c of entering another mini ice age)
Report Post »DashRipRock
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:12pmI bet the First Lady is blackmailing Elmo.
Report Post »Modawg734Blue
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:39pmQuiet, nobody was supposed to know about that weekend with Ms. Piggy in the Bahamas.
Report Post »bulletsinthegun
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:10pmtime to turn Animal loose, he will take care of elmo
Report Post »untameable-kate
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:44amAnimal would want meat in his lasagna. Didn’t San Fran just have a hissy fit because McDonalds was marketing to children? Shame on you Elmo.
Report Post »aLinedog
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:20pmPoint, Kate. The White House is targeting children, exploiting their unsophisticated minds. Using a toy to program their thought patterns. “We aren’t trying to tell people what to think, we’re just showing them how (to think).”
Report Post »The children aren’t mature enough to realize that by turning over yet another responsibility to the gvt they are laying precedent for another to be removed. And so it goes, chipping away at freedom the way ice and cold chip at an overpass, until eventually it all falls down.
I often pray that the almighty God get me off this mudball planet -full of braindead lemmings- as soon as possible.
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half pint
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:00pmand where’s cookie monster? in the closet in a straght jacket i bet…
Report Post »what4
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:09pmLmao!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 11:42pmCookie Monster doesn’t support healthcare, he hasn’t been seen since 8/28,
Report Post »Dustyluv
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 6:15amSoon to be replaced by the broccoli monster.
Probably somewhere with a bullet in his head…
Report Post »Reagan/Demint.deciple
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 8:34am@JDZ man you’re a liberal/progressive down to the core , huh?… You are way off the mark, as in all of your comments.. But here? WAY OFF… It’s about taking a CHOICE away, moron.. You let government start to take away choices, then your giving up your freedom… Course, I’m sue YOU like that, but me being a conservative, I don’t.. Wake up ,man you just a zombie for them..
Report Post »Blacktooth
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 6:47pmWe are not taking Elmo seriously are we? After all, he is just a rag puppet.
Report Post »half pint
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 8:59pmand i used to like elmo :(
Report Post »what4
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:12pmSomeone needs to Plug Elmo!!
Report Post »nhall729
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:22pmYou is the audience Elmo is targeting?
Report Post »nhall729
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:22pm*Replace You with Who in above post.
Report Post »guyperram
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:27pmJust what we need, a Marxist Elmo. Next they’ll mess with that icon Fred Flintstone. They will probably have him and Barney Rubble be gay or something.
Report Post »Modawg734Blue
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 9:37pm@ Guyperram
Report Post »That was funny!
tower7femacamp
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:21pmis there GMO corn in that burrito wrap ? Soaked in Round up no doubt.
Report Post »and Michelle lets also take the fluoride out of the school water
maybe we can ban Ritalin and adderall and maybe teach the constitution
in school ?
We could have a school garden but congress has banned that.
TXPilot
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 10:45pmOh come on people…..Elmo makes Communism fun and educational!…..Of course, that doesn’t mean I wouldnt stuff him in a dryer on high heat for about three days……I’d like to see how much propaganda he would then spew, when his masters hand no longer fits up his butt to animate him.
Report Post »Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Posted on December 17, 2010 at 11:40pmElmo says when you step into showers, breath deep and go to sleep.
Elmo Just want’s your guns, guns bad.
Elmo says property evil, don’t own property
Elmo says Pass the Bill so we can see what’s in it.
I think the hand up Elmo‘s butt is George Soros’ (Puppet Master)
Report Post »NoRoomForSocialismHere
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:03amI always liked Elmo the best. I did understand at the time it was taxpayer funded and I hated that, now we have the power coming in Jan 2011 so let’s start by stopping propaganda funded by taxpayer money. That would be PBS, NBR and so on.
Let’s hope we have the good guys on the way. These good guys almost got away with pork again and we stopped them but they managed to cut some of the funds that go to the Social Security Fund. You know the FUND that they steal from all of the time to pay for pork that pays for lobbyist.
Though it is not an entitlement, they, the Progressive RINOs of the Bush era, are still trying to take it away again now that they have control of the House. They are ignoring us again,… the remaining Bush team must go in 2012 along with the rest of the Commies/Progressives
Report Post »jzs
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:41amCut the Marxism nonsense. Parents can send their kids to school with Twinkies and lard if they want. Nobody – read: “the Government” – is forcing kids to eat anything. They can eat anything their parents send them with. Put the candy and donuts in one of those little paper bags, and give it to you child in the morning. No problem. No one is preventing that. It’s cheaper besides.
But all of you want to remove the responsibility for your child’s diet and give it to the Nanny State government. You want to give your kids money – because you’re too lazy to make lunch for them – and let the Government provide them with candy and Twinkies. We’re already among the fattest nations in the World, and you want “the Government” to support that rather than take responsibility for your child’s diet and argue with them about their health. Nanny State in reverse: let the Government decide what my child can eat.
Pathetic. For Goodness sakes, if you want your child to eat fat, then give them fat and candy to school. You will save money AND your child will get the fat and sugar they want. Win, win situation.
Report Post »independentvoteril
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:58amIt‘s NOT what the kids are eating that is bad it’s what they are adding to it that is.. Year ago they ate BUTTER/LARD, lots of bread to fill you up, potatoes, meat, veggies, and SUGAR.. yet there were few over weight people and even they were over weight they lived LONG lives.. Now I know MORE healthy OLD people than young ones.. why is that?? Now they have Elmo telling kids how to eat since the parents are to LAZY to cook a meal.. Here‘s my guess with all the parents out of work kids will be losing weight since there’s a parent in the home to COOK for a change.. and tell the kids to turn off ELMO and go out and play..
Report Post »free2bme1961
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 4:52amLet them keep him there. His annoying voice will get to Barack eventually.
Report Post »Living In NYC
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 6:16am“Nothing is so galling to a people, not broken in from the birth, as a paternal or, in other words, a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear” – (Thomas Babington, Lord Macaulay)
Report Post »cessna152
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:21amMaybe while you’re there ,Elmo… you can give the First Lady some pointers about eating. Looks like she could afford to lose a fews L-B-S’s. Maybe the “Count” can help her.
Report Post »Reagan/Demint.deciple
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 8:23amWhere are all the front groups protesting Mcdonalds happy meals ? HYPOCRITESSSSSSSSSS !!!
Report Post »tower7femacamp
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 8:51amthey should have paid more and got Homer Simpson to do the
Report Post »AD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ&feature=related
tower7femacamp
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 8:53amDoughnut Hell hahaha
Report Post »http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths&feature=related
tower7femacamp
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 9:00amand of course the future of school lunches
Report Post »http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE
walkwithme1966
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 10:33amQuestion – why do all of you make fun of the First Lady’s mission to get children to eat better – I don’t understand that. We have an obesity problem in the country – look at your stomach – are you too fat – I know I am. And our overeating society begin their bad habits in childhood – in school. If those of you who are parents would teach your kids good eating habits or took a interest in what the school feeds your kids, then the 1st Lady wouldn’t have to make this Nutrition deal her pet project. Type 2 diabetes is currently an epidemic among children in this country and diabetes is a disease that can ruin a person’s life – it is as dangerous for health as smoking! And once you have it – you have to deal with it forever! Do you want your kids to have to deal with that disease for their entire life – if not, teach them how to eat better so someone else doesn’t have too. It take a village! http://wp.me/pYLB7-pF
Report Post »ironcowboy
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 10:45amI knew there was a reason the little bastard turned purplish…
Report Post »untameable-kate
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 11:21amWalk, most people are fat because they don’t get enough excercise. You can give someone all the healthy food in the world and they will just have skinny fat (meaning flabby muscles). Get the kids off their butts and send them outside to play. We all ate “unhealthy” meals full of mashed potatoes and gravy when we were kids and we didn’t have this obesity problem. Maybe some of the parents that work in offices all day sitting at a desk could consider going outside with them.
Report Post »4CueB
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:12pmYeah!!!!!!!!!!
Chitt’ linz be good, too!
Report Post »Dustoff
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 12:48pmMaybe Elmo needs to speak with the First lady on her eating habits. (-:
Report Post »Sondergard
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 2:42pmso if mcdonalds cant “target” kids with toys why can our govornment use puppets. if i had a kid could i be like that PoS liberal poor excuse of a mom from cal and say i cant say no to my kids because of this. wait if i had kids i would not have any issue with NO. i use that on my sisters kids and it works just fine.
and that nasty man says obeasity is a national security risk? she and her family/friends are the national security risk
Report Post »chips1
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 7:18pmElmo is red. Elmo eats rabbit food. Seems like Michelle has a red hare up her A$$.
Report Post »jzs
Posted on December 18, 2010 at 10:36pmUNTAMABLEKATE – you are 100% correct. If you take in more calories than you burn through exercise, you gain weight. If you take in less than you burn, you lose weight.
But based on your previous post I assume you don’t want “the Government” to require more exercise in school, because that would be a government takeover. So what do you believe? The school system (Government) should force kids to exercise? Should the school system (Government) provide donuts and Twinkies to kids for lunch?
Kate, we’re one of the fattest nations in the world and way down on the rankings for math and science scores (like 20th among industrialized democracies). What’s your answer? Keep the government out of the way?
Report Post »Wayner
Posted on December 19, 2010 at 7:21amOur government is just too good to us. We don’t have to do anything but sit back and let them provide money and food and housing and free education.
Report Post »The best part is that all that’s required of us is to start bloody revolutions in the streets and then after we go through a short period of idealogical “cleansing” it will be Utopia for those of us left. Unless of course we find ourselves on the lower end and have to slave for the upper end.
Armed Patriot
Posted on December 19, 2010 at 10:29amElmo is just a propaganda puppet for the commie red house. Liberty or death.
Report Post »Happy Killmore
Posted on December 19, 2010 at 11:30amKids are fat because years ago the Feminazis convinced women that it was far more noble to have a career than to raise their children. Now the only meal prepparation most do is to pick up fast food and to give their child whatever he wants to make up for the guilt of not being around. It’s all part of “the bottom up” strategy they’ve been working for years. This lets the State raise your child (along with the TV) so the indoctrination begins. It also creates the undisciplined little monsters we read about so often who run amok because they were raised by “The Village” rather than their parents. This is one of those singular events that got us where we are now as a society.
Report Post »firstamend
Posted on December 19, 2010 at 12:00pmKids still do, that’s why we need to watch what they watch ;)
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