European ‘Food Terrorists’ Capture & Execute Ronald McDonald Statue
- Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:21am by
Meredith Jessup
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A Finnish group calling themselves the Food Liberation Army first made headlines last month after posting an al-Qaeda-style hostage video online featuring fast-food clown Ronald McDonald.
In their first “proof of life” video, the masked militants threatened to execute the hooded character if the fast food chain did not answer the group’s questions about how it produces its food products and accused the corporate giant of attempting to hide details about its food and manufacturing process — a claim McDonald’s denied.
Captions in the video asked questions like “Why are you not open about the manufacturing process, raw materials and additives used in your products? What are you afraid of?“ and ”How many tons of un-recycled waste do you produce per year? Why do you not publish that figure?”
“If you do not answer all of our questions, we will execute Ronald on Friday 11/02/2011 at 6.30pm,” the group said.
“McDonald’s is always available to engage in constructive conversations with our customers, stakeholders and the media,” a spokesperson said at the time. “This stunt is in very poor taste and not a responsible approach to meaningful dialogue.”
Since McDonald‘s failed to respond to the group’s satisfaction, the so-called Food Liberation Army unveiled a new threatening video this week, depicting the beheading of the iconic character by guillotine. The group claimed “extreme action” was meant to foster “a better and safer food future.”
(Warning: This video may not be appropriate for Mayor McCheese, Grimace, Hamburgler and/or small children.)
According to Consumerist, two members of the group were actually arrested by police and the stolen statue of Ronald was recovered. But, as evidenced by the video, the remaining group members went ahead and guillotined a replica.





















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Comments (67)
Its Gonna Getcha
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 10:29amAlas, Michelle Obama’s militants exposed on video! Who else will she inspire, hmmmmmmmmm?
Report Post »lillianrose
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 12:32pmPeta.
Report Post »joesample
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:58amWasn’t that Nancy Pelosi and Michelle Obama executing Ronald? Sure seemed like something they would do.
Report Post »OH, I Get It!
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:54amThe Burger King, Taco Bell Chihuahua, Chuckie Cheese, Frito Bandito, and Wendy have gone into hiding. But they took Capt Morgan with them and ended up in a drunken animal-sex orgy. Film at 11PM.
Report Post »LizardBrainVoter
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:49amSomeone alert Nancy Pellosi!
Report Post »cece959
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:22amOh for crying out loud, who did the execution, Mayor McCheese? Alright, alright I’ll tell you the secret sauce recipe for the Big Mac…..thousand island dressing. There. Are you Finnish fools happy now?
Report Post »rlo
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:19amMy only beef (no pun intended) is why make a video similar to the “terrorist beheaded” videos. That’s the poor taste (again no pun intended) about this. And what I don’t get about people. If they don’t like something, they have to tell the whole world. If you don’t like Mcdonalds then STFU and let the rest of us who do enjoy it. Or if you don’t like Mcdonalds, practices or it’s food then guess what…. COOK!
Report Post »catndahat
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:45amThey do have a poin about McDonald’s practices, they are just employing that great ‘Theater of the Absurd’ tradition the Euros seem to love so much. Besides, the film ‘Supersize Me’ already covered most of this territory.
Report Post »TwoLazy
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:41amOh Man, after watching that I have a real craving for a Big Mac and some fires. Nothing like a good execution to stir the appetite.
Report Post »eat-more-bacon-USA
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:29amI ♥ McDonald’s!
Report Post »number9
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:25amThe UnHappy Meal?
Report Post »SilentReader
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:08amIs this just another attack on “Capitalism” and “America” by the insane Liberals?
I didn’t find it funny at all. I found it grotesque. It’s about as crass as it can get.
Report Post »Doctor Who
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:41amIf you think that’s bad, wait till you find out what they’ve done to Mickey Mouse.
Report Post »DashRipRock
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:48amHave you ever noticed that you dont see
the Hamburgler and SINISTA MACE
in the same room together at the same time?
Report Post »biggreenboo
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:13amThat’s funny… mostly because Hamburgerler is white.
Report Post »Lion420
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:48amThese guys make me think of the Spongebob Squarepants episode, where he tries really hard to be taken seriously as a grown-up….just too cute!!!
Report Post »teddrunk
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:34amThe Finnish are upset about food from McDonald’s? What do they know about food anyhow?
Report Post »I don‘t think I’ve ever heard anyone say: “tonight for a change, let’s go out to a Finnish restaurant”. Are they upset there’s not enough caribou in the 1/4 pounder?
blanco
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:56amYour name is hilarious and your comment is hilarious!!!!!
Report Post »cece959
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 9:45amNow that’s funny.
Report Post »Mackerel
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:30amThis crime cannot be ignored…….look out Mr. Potato Head…..Vengeance is mine!!!!
Report Post »BungalowBillCW
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:21amThe Patriot Act, Janet Napolitano, Department of Homeland Security, If You See Something Say Something, new DHS video monitors at Super Walmart (some with McDonald’s in them), the TSA… All this and they couldn’t protect this American icon.
Report Post »Doctor Who
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:29amHas anyone warned Col Sanders??
Report Post »trolltrainer
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:15amit’s the tea party again…or Palin…
Report Post »Islesfordian
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:01amGiven the violence leftist anti-corporate radicals can engage in it is not unreasonable to see this as encouraging actual violence.
Report Post »sandyn
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:51amMichelle gone wild!
Report Post »grandma7
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 2:45pm100% Agree!!
Report Post »blanco
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:49amI agree that some people have too much time on their hands—McDonald’s should be angry about someone stealing their property and damaging it.
Report Post »awizard
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:46amYouTube prank … How’d it get in here?..
Report Post »komponist-ZAH
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:39amRonald MacDonald’s last words: “Let them eat Big Macs!”
Report Post »rodamaa
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:50amOr, kiss my Big Fat Mac
Report Post »TERMLIMITSNOW
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 8:41amI hope he sprayed them with his “secret sauce”!
Report Post »Old Truckers
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 4:04pmForgive them for they know not what they do.
Report Post »SaveTheRepublic
Posted on February 18, 2011 at 7:16amMy prayers go out to the family.
Report Post »RickVolz
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:31amThis is a joke right?
Report Post »nzkiwi
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:42amRight.
Report Post »nzkiwi
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:30amDear McDonalds,
I think that it was supposed to be funny.
Report Post »komponist-ZAH
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:37amWhat?! You don’t think people putting a statue of a clown under a guillotine is a serious matter??
Report Post »nzkiwi
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:45amLol.
Report Post »I can‘t believe that McD’s execs got so stuffy about it. They made themselves look a bit silly.
NickDeringer
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:26amThis has to be a publicity stunt. But then again this is Europe.
Report Post »Ironmaan
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 6:40amSome people have entirely to much time on their hands. Maybe they should get a job and get their teeth fixed instead of playing with life-sized dolls. All theri stunt did was make me hungry for a McGriddle, mmmmmm.
Report Post »http://guerillatics.com
Muslim in Chief
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 7:43amYou would think some people would have better things to do with thier time.
Report Post »pajamash
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:12amWait a minute….I thought Bill Maher said the left was never violent.
Report Post »pajamash
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:14amI bet the authorities will find that Ronald was dead before the execution began.
Report Post »right-wing-waco
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 2:13pm@ Pagamash
Report Post »Of course he was dead prior to the murder. Did you notice how stiff his body looked? I think Riga mortise had already set in.
independentvoteril
Posted on February 17, 2011 at 11:34pmOK from the hate treatment Ronald’s has been getting lately one would think he belonged to the tea party..LOL..
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