Fail: S.C. Crook Leaves Empty Handed After He Can’t Put on Mask
- Posted on March 9, 2011 at 7:53am by
Jonathon M. Seidl
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If there’s such a thing as a “professional criminal,” this guy isn’t it.
While trying to rob a convenience story in South Carolina, a would-be crook just couldn’t figure out how to put his stick-em-up mask on. He tries several times. And fails. You’ll probably rewind this a couple times:
The Associated Press says the man didn’t get away with any cash.
In other non-professional criminal news, a man at a barber shop in Connecticut decided to stab another man halfway during his own haircut. He then fled the scene, creating another candidate for best mugshot of the year:
Police in Stamford, CT said in a statement that David Davis was getting a haircut when the victim approached in what Davis characterized as an “aggressive manner.” He then picked up scissors to protect himself and slashed the man in the back.
The victim was wearing a large jacket which may have helped save him from severe wounds. He was taken to a local hospital where he is believed to be recovering. Davis was found hiding out in a nearby apartment.
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Comments (40)
ICANHANDLETHETRUTH
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 5:44pmIf only he had an I-pod and a laptop this would of never happened LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Report Post »9thCommandment
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 5:16pmMidnight basketball would have prevented all of this….
Report Post »Big Mickey
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 3:41pmIf you watch “mask” man again, you will likely note that several times when he is trying to put on his mask, he crosses his skull with his gun several times. Duh!
Report Post »The Realist
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 3:14pmThere are at least 13 of these stories now to date, which I posted the links for but the liberal Blaze nmods quickly removed.
Report Post »Bushie
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 2:04pmJust another “branch manager” in action. All he is doing is the same thing our muslim leader is doing to America…………….robing it.
Report Post »jeckelmyhyde
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 11:25amI love this stuff, non professional criminals, I can’t stop laughing.
Report Post »Jaycen
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 11:16amI have to say it…and no offense to those of you with tattoos, but people with tattoos on their neck (or other obvious body parts) are wearing a giant neon sign that says “I don’t make good life choices”.
Hey, if you’re happy with your position in life, or you can still earn a great living looking that way, then more power to you, but don’t expect most people to want to give you the time of day.
Report Post »UlyssesP
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 11:11amDavid Davis for president 2012. Hell, from the looks of it, he can’t be any worse than Obama.
Report Post »Beware of Romans
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 11:05amThis guy is about as low and corrupt as one can get. Progressives will be lining up to offer him high paid NPR or CNN job any day now.
Report Post »branch manager
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 10:45amThe bullets I buy don’t care if the perp is dumb or smart.
Report Post »bandi9
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 10:35amplease tell me there was a police line up,lol.
Report Post »bluegrandma52
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 10:32amI subscribe to http://www.thisistrue.com, and I hear about idiots like this all the time. Randy even has a mug shot gallery of the worst in stupid-is-as-stupid-does. Half-hair brain’s mug shot definitely belongs there! As Bugs would say, “What a maroon!”
Report Post »LIBERALSBEDAMNED
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 10:23amhttp://www.thetrumpet.com/?q=8017.6661.133.0
Report Post »cap0ne
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 9:55amkids, please say no to crack.. This is what could happen to you. OMG, Figures this is in SC. Home of the nations Worst Drivers and dumbest crooks.
Report Post »ldpeters
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 9:49amForetunately, he DID manage to get his name tag on straight!
Report Post »MidAmerican
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 9:47amAl, Jesse, where are ye?
Report Post »Thelma Lightspeed
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 9:05amDumb enough to be Democrats.
Report Post »commonsenseguy
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:51amhalf hair brained. he thought the other guy was walking towards he in a aggressive manner, i really don’t thing half hair brain is smart enough to have a thought. hey here is an idea, lets be bad a$$es and stab someone,then lets be little babies and hide,what a wussy.
Report Post »the mask want a be bandit, look like he should be on the dumb and dumber movie. her is another examples as to why kids in the inner city schools need help.they are being used by the likes of louis fairkook., jesse jackmouth,& al sharp as a pimpdaddy,and are being kept uneducated for power and money,and good old van jones is using the same kids to fight the police and teaching them to disrespect the elderly ,no wonder we have idiots like these two clowns and what is even worse , is it is not just a color issue, and we are just now seeing the beginning of this kind of stupidity as as the kids get older the only thing they will know, is the sound of jail doors opening and closing and maybe some of them will learn how to count by the sound of steel doors opening and closing and gavels slamming down,they are being taught that the system will not punish them and they can and will continue the same old crap that have grown up doing,so get ready to see more videos of these same loony idiots.
GODSAMERICA
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:40amSounds like the typical liberal progressive to me. But on the other hand these stupid criminals might still have a higher IQ than the liberal progressives.
Report Post »randy
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:38amhahaha Stupid white guy!
Report Post »kickagrandma
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:28amMakes you wonder why they even bother, doesn’t it?
Report Post »quarter horseman
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:14amIf he had received an ipod and lap top as a child he may not have done this.
Report Post »sissykatz
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:20amI bet you are right about the Ipod. Or they are just too smart to work and have to show off their brillance as thieves.
Report Post »grandmaof5
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:45amQUARTER HORSEMAN, the problem is, a Mexican took the job he wanted to do, but the government said he wouldn’t do it, so therefore he had to rob the convenience store in order to get the “crack” money Obama probably promised him in a campaign speech at his SEIU meeting.
Report Post »quarter horseman
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 9:22amGrandmaof 5,
Report Post »You may have that correct, but little did they know they had to vote him in first then read the promise, where it says you will have to find my secret stash to get the money I promised.
Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 7:59amI can see the first crook coming out of the first store shouting “I cannot get this mask on…someone help me please…” and when he finally gets it on, there are the good old boys in blue waiting with the latest in fashionable steel bracelets for him to try on.
Report Post »jedi.kep
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 7:58amWhat an idiot! That was funny.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:11amI can see the guy making the sayings:
“Hi Hon, about those stockings you had…
Report Post »“Hi Hon, I will be somewhat late getting home…
“I went to the barbershop today and out of the blue this bolt of lightning hits my hair…
“No the flat part of my hair is normal, the rest got half a scare from some dolt in a stocking mask…
sissykatz
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:22amSnow too funny on SCARING THE HAIR STRAIGHT. LOL
Report Post »Obama Bin Lying
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 9:13am@Snow….It looks like he could only afford half a haircut….that is why he went out to stick up a store
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 7:57amThis is one set of crooks for the ‘stupid criminals’ files indeed; I still am glad though that the man slashed by the one who had the scissors is believed to be recovering; and it shows human levels of worst mugshots ever are continuing to evolve.
Report Post »sissykatz
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:17amI wonder how the Police knew they had the right man? They were looking for someone who had had half a haircut, I know this one was hard to pick out, don’t you? lol
Report Post »Obama Bin Lying
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 8:38amHere is the next ATTY General appointment to the Department of Injustice by the Obama Obomination
Report Post »Gold Coin & Economic News
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 9:33amSmart criminal there. Note to criminal self: “put on mask before getting in front of security camera”
Report Post »jackrorabbit
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 12:27pmOh look, a positive side to Government education.
Report Post »Kalish
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 1:48pmHere we go again, another racist video. Almost every time I see a video about a crime or violence being commited, it is almost always a black person, even though there are at least four times as many white people as there are black people in the USA. Oh wait a minute, let me look up the FBI stats on crime ……….. I’ll get back to you
Report Post »anutter
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 1:49pmTo fro, or not to fro. That, is the question.
Report Post »waggie
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 3:13pmGotta be 2% smarter than the object (mask).
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on March 9, 2011 at 7:42pmProof of the dumbing down of kids by union teachers….LOL
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