Education

Family Group Protests Illinois Teacher‘s ’Vagina Dance’ Song

Do you need to know any more than the number is performed to the tune of the Hokey Pokey song?

The Daily Herald:

A Crystal Lake high school health teacher’s activity designed to teach sophomore students how the female reproductive system works has caught the ire of a conservative religious group.

The Illinois Family Institute, a nonprofit ministry based in Carol Stream, posted an article on its website this week claiming Jacqulyn Levin, a health and physical education teacher at Prairie Ridge high school, taught students about female anatomy using “the Vagina Dance.” The article states the dance, which the group said involved pointing to and singing about reproductive parts while prancing around the room, was set to the tune of the Hokey Pokey.

As you might imagine, the IFI has little bit of a problem with this:

Her selection of this inappropriate instructional activity demonstrated a lack of empathy for those who may have a degree of modesty and self-respect that Levin does not possess. Did she consider that some students might feel uncomfortable participating in or even watching this dance and that they might fear being ridiculed if they chose to opt-out?

Her decision to use this dance as a teaching tool also reveals that she has no commitment to fostering modesty (please don’t be deceived by the attempt of “progressives” to conflate essential modesty with some kind of priggish, neurotic prudery). The very fact that a teacher would consider such an activity reflects how debased and immodest a culture we have. And it reveals that she has no regard for the values of all the families who have entrusted their children to her tutelage.

When a father complained about the dance, she defended it as a “kinesthetic” device to help students memorize body parts. The “kinesthetic” argument is simply a rationalization, an obvious and foolish attempt to conceal the inappropriateness and silliness of the activity with a patina of pedagogical legitimacy. Somehow few teachers in math, science, literature, or social studies feel the need to employ “kinesthetic” activities to facilitate memorization. If ever there was a subject in which “kinesthetic” activities would be inappropriate, it would be seem to be female sexual anatomy in a coed class.

You can read the rest of their complaint here.

School officials, you might suspect, have a different view:

“It is overtly misrepresentative of the activity in class,” said Jeff Puma, spokesman for Crystal Lake High School District 155. “There was no music, no song and no movement around the class. The name that the report gave it is a nickname that the students have called it. It is not the name the teacher gave it.”

The district’s director of curriculum, Scott Kubelka, said the five-minute activity was used to reinforce information the students had previously learned through textbooks and other lessons.

“This was part of the district’s approved curriculum,” Kubelka said. “Certainly the district would not approve something that they thought was disrespectful.”

Kubelka said the activity, which has been used in the past, was a kinesthetic way of explaining the female reproductive organs.

“It is a mnemonic device to help students memorize parts of the anatomy and function,” Kubelka said.

Exit observation from Gawker’s Richard Lawson:

Certainly I don’t blame any fifteen- or sixteen-year-old kid for wanting the earth to swallow them up at the sight of their teacher doing something called “the Vagina Dance” and asking them to sing along.

Comments (139)

  • ChiefGeorge
    Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:17am

    Like I said. America’s culture is rotten to the core. Just add the education system!

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  • Chicago Ray
    Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:12am

    Well after all the name of the state is ILLinois with the emphasis on the ILL>

    I’ve lived here most of my adult life and as I promised during the election to friends, family and anyone else listening, if this state elected Dem Status QUO Quinn I would pack my $%^&* and leave….. well the bags have been packed since NOV 3rd and it’s hello Colorado at the end of February.

    This state has slipped into what I call ‘Illegal Alien Ghetto ITIS’ thanks to 20 years of Daley Sanctuary ghetto humping policies and as a result it’s ruined for eternity for it and only getting worse since the ghettoites in CHitcago are about to vote DeadFISH RHambo mayor soon.

    ADIOS ILLinoiS *UCKERS, have fun paying those 65% increased income taxes, although for the mostly unemployed scum in this state and city that’s a non-issue. However, for us working people it‘s outrageous but I won’t be paying…….and the rest of the country ain’t far behind this dump unless the liberals are excommunicated from all public policy-making positions..

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    • Robbedagain
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:42am

      Chicago Ray, I read that you were moving to Colorado. Cool, this is a illegal alien destination also. Denver is a safe haven city too. I hope you land a job before you arrive, it’s getting tough here. Stay away From Boulder, unless you like commies. The tax rate isn’t 65% yet, but I could see it happening. Our new Governor has ran a lot of work out of Colorado. Good luck and be smart!

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    • BOUGHT YOUR SILO YET?
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 1:33am

      Just moved from CO; don’t you know they are pretty liberal there too? We first moved to Wa. state- this was in April 10′. Then my husband’s job relocated us (temporarily) to (dare I say it; southern California in Oct 10′ – yikes). We will be moving to Az this summer. Well- maybe Az, it might be Tx, or it could somewhere else. I have stopped learning my home address- whats the point.

      I love Colorado though- the weather is awesome. But, again, getting more and more liberal by the day.

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  • Center right
    Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:11am

    What is going on here?

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  • beefjerky
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:35pm

    America is about Independence. Lets get independent and teach our kids to be independant too.
    We don’t need this. They don’t need this. What if this were your typical day?

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  • mrmikejohnson
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:28pm

    I’d be in favor of The Fairness Doctrine if there were an amendment attach that made it illegal to be a liberal in the United States. Liberalism is a disease, like cancer. If you don’t fight it off, it spreads and spreads to wherever it can.

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  • Non_Probate_Asset
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:26pm

    Thank you, moderators. Apparently my comment was not appropriate because it had the word “v agina” in it. Idiots.

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  • scout n ambush
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:18pm

    You can put lipstick on a pig i mean progressive, and it’s still a progressive.They should teach them the watermelon crawl next but i believe it involves a whole lot of screaming in agony.

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  • fan-of-glenn
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:16pm

    By all means lets make sure the teachers union keeps tenure.

    What a load of crap-o-la

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:12pm

    Gives new meaning to the term liberal whackjobs

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  • BOUGHT YOUR SILO YET?
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:06pm

    Why do you need kinesthetics- its a hoo-hoo. That’s all they need to know. AND what pray tell the is a penis prance?

    I really do not care anymore- I will be homeschooling next year. I am sick of the stuff they‘re teachin and mad as hell at what they’re not teachin.

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    • beefjerky
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:30pm

      This is your wake up reminder if you’ve been struggling with weather to homeschool or not. Walk by faith and make the decision now. This is small fries for what goes on there on a regular basis. Your kids future is on the line and thier kids as well.

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  • zeezil
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:58pm

    Does the ****** Dance involve gerbils?

    zeezil  
  • rwsasinger
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:47pm

    What’s next? The man on man, woman on woman, same sex pound it, munch it dance? Part of the curriculum????

    My sons were taught about sex and the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman long before they were in their teens. Perhaps if our public schools and the Department of Education were reorganized to pre-DOE fundamentals and kept to the three foundations of education…reading, writing, and arithmetic…our children would not be graduates of the most corrupt and dysfunctional educational system in the free world.

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    • HumbleCitizen
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 10:17am

      I don’t have my David Barton book in front of me (I am at work) but in the book, “Seperation of Church and State, What the Founders Really Meant”, Barton quotes a federal judge as saying that teaching abstince (period) IS teaching religion, therefore banned. There are no age limitations so by default, if you tell your 9 year old daughter to not have sex, that is equivilent of teaching her religion (Christian implied due to case samples). This is why it is OK to show students how to put a condom on but not ok to tell students to wait for marriage (an out dated institution according to the progressives).

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  • Xcori8r
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:41pm

    ” kinesthetic way of explaining the female reproductive organs.”

    So’s a lap dance.

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    • pamela kay
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:29pm

      XCORI8R, lol , was funny and a very good point. Reminds me of the flavored lubricant provided with the condoms at that other school. They obviously think that the parents are to stupid to teach their own children about the birds and the bees. This is offensive and shows poor taste on the part of the school district and it’s board members. No worry for the teacher who is backed by the teachers.. union. No moral standards here. We have to take back the control of our children.

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    • Xcori8r
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:53am

      Make no mistake. These are government schools run by government unions that own the Democrat party. They are not only stealing the children’s financial future, they are stealing their childhood, too.

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  • LibertyAdvocate
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:38pm

    Yep, this is my home town where my little brother goes to school. This was the last thing I expected to read today!

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  • TumbleBumble
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:29pm

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right – here I am, stuck in Illinois with Quinn.

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  • albuffer
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:27pm

    “Kubelka said the activity, which has been used in the past, was a kinesthetic way of explaining the female reproductive organs.”…….

    What ‘kenesthetic’ dance activity is the state planning to explain the 66% tax increase?

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  • Non_Probate_Asset
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:27pm

    Yeah! This is outrageous! I don’t even want my daughter knowing she HAS a ******. I say get rid of this teacher and try to figure out a way to keep young kids ignorant about their own bodies! AMERICA!

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    • barbaraw62
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 10:50am

      Then you as a parent are neglecting your duty to teach your daughter………or were you being sarcastic… in that case, I pity your Poor daughter!

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  • DeltaHawk
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:24pm

    A fool by any other name is still a fool! Where do they get these people?

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  • Rickfromillinois
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:23pm

    So is the penis prance next?

    Rickfromillinois  
  • albuffer
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:23pm

    “Kubelka said the activity, which has been used in the past, was a kinesthetic way of explaining the female reproductive organs.”……

    What kinesthitec activity is the state planning to explain the 66% tax increase?

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  • Enuff Zenuff
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:13pm

    You put Progressives in..
    You keep Conservatives out…
    You put Progressives in and they stir it all about…
    They do the Hokey Pokey and they turn it inside out
    That‘s what it’s all about!

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  • ILUVAMERICA
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:11pm

    Totally disgusting!!!!!!!! Shame on they!!!!!!!

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  • mistercondo
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:08pm

    She is a symptom of the classless and tasteless Marxist in todays world. To them, everything is pagan like, Godless. Pathetic.

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    • CatB
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:35pm

      The insanity comtinues in the public schools … are we supposed to be surprised?

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    • barbaraw62
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 10:38am

      I have never heard anyone elucidate how western society has omitted God as well as Ann Graham, daughter of the the pre-eminent preacher and American sage Billy Graham, and this was quoted by a Jew, Ben Stein, on 12/18/05 on CBS’s Sunday Morning commentary,

      “Billy Graham’s daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her “How could God let something like this Happen?” (regarding Katrina)

      Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, “I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we’ve been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.

      And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?”

      In light of recent events…terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O’Hare [she was murdered, her body found recently] complained she didn’t want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

      Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

      Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn’t spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem. We said an expert should know what he’s talking about. And we said OK.

      Now we’re asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don’t know right from wrong, and why it doesn’t bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

      Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with “WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.”

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  • CaptainSpaulding
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:08pm

    …Is it like the Hamster Dance?

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    • Buck Bagaw
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 11:16am

      Nah, more like the Fox Twot (if I spell it correctly some jerk will repot it)

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    • Buck Bagaw
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 11:22am

      “report”

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    • GdavidH
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 1:24pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
      I love when the comment sections take this turn.
      It brightens my day.

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    • *************************
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 5:23pm

      That does it, Buck Bagaw! I’m reporting your “report”.

      sheriff BART: “Excuse me while I whip this out.” [reaches into his belt; crowd gasps and screams]
      [pulls out a paper; crowd sighs with relief]
      -Blazing Saddles

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  • Wdawg
    Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:05pm

    http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/01/an-unbelievable-video-of-political-madness/69530/

    Wdawg  
    • Ironmaan
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:11pm

      Thats what you get when you allow the public sector to unionize.
      http://guerilliatics.com

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    • 912828Buckeye
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:23pm

      Teaching high school kids about sex……..yea…..right. They could give pointers to the teacher.

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    • godlovinmom
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:25pm

      I’m against the ****** dance too….

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    • nothingbuthetruth
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:32pm

      Parents please start showing up to the PTO, school board meetings, Just sit there and make your presence known.

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    • jzs
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:39pm

      Good answer Buckeye. I’d say they know more than most adults, except that, you know, there are a few skills and little tricks you develop over time. As well as the fact that as immediate satisfaction of intense passion fades, other less intense but more emotionally satisfying interactions take over.

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    • AngryMobOfOne
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 10:41pm

      What’s wrong with these people? They are engaged in a race to maximum depravity. They’ll be conducting orgies in class next.

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    • cnsrvtvj
      Posted on January 13, 2011 at 11:16pm

      It never seems to end with these people. The decline of our society seems to go on and on and on. Everyday there is yet another story.

      http://www.donsmithshow.com

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    • Quad-rip-legic
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:13am

      I wonder if it’s possible the teacher is seeking revenge over the counselors letting her Jason drowned in Crystal Lake.

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    • Hobbs57
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:40am

      Why don’t you tell the same story bro .. This guy is a known Communist .. I live in Pittsburgh and my father has told me of this man .. He is not one of us .. He has used us and used the machine of the progressive party to move the vote ..

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    • Hobbs57
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:42am

      sorry that message was for Wdawg — here is the real story on this communist .. http://keywiki.org/blog/?p=1553

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    • AmericanSoldier
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:42am

      I was hoping for a video

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    • godlovinmom
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 2:08am

      I’m not trying to be mean…but do you want to see a video of the highschool students ****** dance or just anyones…why does anyone find this humorous…I think its very sad

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    • Pendragon
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 2:34am

      @ WDAWG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy9wy70Xj9Q

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    • Pendragon
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 2:38am

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy9wy70Xj9Q

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    • godlovinmom
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 3:18am

      do you want to see the video of the highschool students ****** dance or just anyones…cheez man

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    • Matt Labit
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 3:18am

      this sucks. Don’t even check out this video link. it is GARBAGE. not applicable to the topic at hand in any regard. I am rather new to the whole blogosphere; but, this dude could be a troll or whatnot

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 3:18am

      Hokey Pokey…..thats what it’s all about

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    • WAR PIGS CRAWLING
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 4:08am

      So…..now…….where does my right foot go???

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    • kaydeebeau
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 6:04am

      Gee…Let me see if I understand what goes on in the Public Indoctrination Centeres…errr I mean schools…
      They can learn how to put on a condom in 30 seconds or less yet I would venture to say they couldn’t spell condom or tell you how may they could buy with $3.00 if they were 3 for a quarter or make change from the $5.00 bill they would use to pay for them.

      And we are puzzled why after spending more per pupil that anywhere else in the world the kids are failing and falling behind the rest of the world

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    • Jackers
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 6:54am

      It never ceases to amaze me just how far these “teachable moments” will go…

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    • StonyBurk
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 8:52am

      Hokey Pokey ****** Dance song– bring on the Viagra. The things they teaches in public school these days.

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    • Deuteronomy22
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 9:32am

      The ********* threw a left before he was hit. Watch closely.

      Deuteronomy22  
    • Deuteronomy22
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 9:34am

      Watch closely. You can see the ********* throwing a left right before he got tagged.

      Deuteronomy22  
    • exdem
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 9:41am

      Hey I think this is great!! What will the “moderate” muslim students’ parents do when they find out the teacher is teaching their daughters the ****** dance?
      Could be a great way to solve the problems about tenure and Teacher’s Unions.

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    • Polwatcher
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 10:00am

      Soundss to me like the “teachers” are giving sex lessons.

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    • Ghandi was a Republican
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 12:16pm

      Too bad we already know that the left implants their own to manufacture a hateful scenario. That is no doubt the one that screamed ‘jew’ and anything alse in the hate category. This is what they have to reduce themselves to – cuz they ain‘t got nuthin’ in the real world. Shame! Transparent though..

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    • Caesar Rodney
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 1:42pm

      I happen to go to this school, and this teacher is insane and annoying (and a big supporter of the unions)!

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    • docvet
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 2:54pm

      Sorry folks, but I’m not nearly as incensed as you are. Perhaps somewhat tasteless, but I believe the teacher showed creativity and imagination – not that she couldn’t have found a better way. But, I will bet that the students will never forget what she was teaching. Having been in a position to treat woment in the Navy, you would be amazed how many don’t know what goes on INSIDE them between the navel and the knees. It doewn’t hurt for the males to know, too, for future reference.

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    • godlovinmom
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 2:59pm

      yesterday I had asked Amer.Soldier what video he wanted to see…I guess that was inappropriate for this blog..because its been taken off…which was probably mean of me…sorry about that..but like I said before this is no joking matter…this is some of the crap they are teaching our young people…and unless we do something about it and not think its funny…it will just get worse…don’t know how it could get worse, but it seems to be doing just that…hence why I homeschool..

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    • *************************
      Posted on January 14, 2011 at 5:08pm

      What do you even say to that? FIRE the whole viper’s nest!

      Tea Party Congressmen, time to un-do the 100 years of Progressives (communists) socialism and get America back to Liberty and Freedom by God-fearing people. Start by busting up the commie Unions, repealing Social-ism Security, un-fund almost EVERY FEDERAL PROGRAM, and of course repeal EVERYTHING Obama signed and RECOVER ALL THAT MONEY stolen from America.

      “Well, that’s the end of this suit.” -Townsman [after being dragged through the street], Blazing Saddles

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