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What Were Five Baby Goats Doing Wandering the Rough & Gritty Streets of Paterson NJ?

PATERSON, N.J. (AP/THE BLAZE) — Police have captured five goats that were wandering the streets of a gritty northern New Jersey city.

What Were Five Baby Goats Doing Wandering the Rough & Gritty Streets of Paterson NJ?

Chief Animal Control Officer John DeCando tells The Record newspaper that a woman called Paterson police after nearly hitting the herd with her car at 2:30 a.m. Thursday.

“She might have even saved these baby goats from being hit by a car,” DeCando told The Record, a New Jersey newspaper. “She was more or less like a God send.”

Police took the goats to the animal shelter. They’ll stay there until they are sent to a farm to live out their days.

DeCando says he believes someone was keeping them for an Easter meal or a sacrifice.

It’s illegal to keep farm animals in Paterson. “These goats have no business being in the city of Paterson at all,” DeCando says. If the person responsible for these goats comes to claim them, DeCando explains, they will be slapped with a $5000 fine and possible jail time.

“They’re adorable, aren’t they?” someone says in the background of this clip. Yes. Yes, they are.

Comments (101)

  • PurrrpleMtnMajesty
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:43pm

    So cute… Just loved the police officer’s attitude about them as well.
    Protecting the truly “innocent” among us -the highest honor.

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  • Mom4Freedom
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:40pm

    These babies need a good farm. If owners come to claim, then they should be given some pigs :

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:15pm

      Wow, THAT is SUCH A HOOT! If I was raising goats for sacrifice AND one day the goats had turned into pigs, I’d think twice about what I had done to piss off THE BIG GUY!

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  • Robotics_Geek
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:35pm

    I LOVE Goat! There is a simple recipe I got from a Saudi Chief MSgt I was in the NCO academy with…Rub the goat meat with szechuan dry seasoning and salt. fill the bottom of a pot with cut up onions, peppers and other veggies then cover the veggies with rice and the appropriate amount of water. Now here is the tricky part. In Saudi Arabia they have terracotta pots buried in the ground the families use to cook in much like we have BBQs. For ours we used a steel garbage can :) We placed mesquite firewood in the bottom and when the wood turned to coals about fist size we placed a wire grill over the coals put the pot of rice in the can and the meat around it. In Saudi they use the skin of the butchered goat to close the opening of the pot and cover with dirt. We used a wet cotton towel and banged the lid on and then buried it. 2.5 hours later we opened it up and the meat was falling from the bone and the rice was amazing. We fed the entire lodging complex of 50 to 60 people and had leftovers. Serve with pita bread and tzatziki sauce. Funniest part of the story was we had to cook it OFF BASE because of fire rules and imagine two guys ONE ARAB driving up to a Air Force base with a SMOKING TRASH CAN in the back of my PICKUP!!! Glad the guards had a sense of humor! Great memories and it let the Chief from Saudi know we are just like him and his family and yes he was Muslim BUT he said us Christians weren’t the devil hypocrites he was taught. I could tell it gave him something to think about…

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:12pm

      Spoken like a GREAT DISCIPLE! Every one of us, when ‘overseas’ is an ambassador! And, you got to enjoy and come to a better understanding of THEIR culture!!! Way to go! And, THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH for your service to OUR country!

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  • JROCCOD
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:21pm

    I would rather see goats wandering the streets of Paterson than some of the citizens I encountered there. But, I love Paterson, Lou Costello was born there.

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    • UpstateNYConservative
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:26pm

      You from Paterson?

      I grew up on Rossiter Ave. Went to PS27 and JFK

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    • chips1
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:20pm

      Are you sure it was Lou Costello? I thought it was Sean Hannity. I get the two mixed up. Twins?

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  • UpstateNYConservative
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:19pm

    My home town, where I grew up!

    Paterson is so full of Islamists it’s almost Mecca.

    Now—where did I leave my tacnuke…

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  • Its Gonna Getcha
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:15pm

    The more these animals, mammals and critters around the world act up, the more it reminds me of the movie 12 Monkeys. Also won’t forget the accident with the trainer at Sea World with the whale happened just before a major natural catastrophe. Three days later, the 8.8 quake in Chile which created a tsunami going towards Hawaii, 2010.

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  • koibaby
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:08pm

    Great pets. I bet a kid set them free.

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:23pm

      Or, accidentally let the Fall Sacrifice out of the backyard, not closing the gate behind his bike! Worthy of a good ass-whipping, don’t you think?

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  • Kathleen3
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pm

    Reports of Latinos sponsoring **** fights in Philadelphia; Muslim honor killings in states throughout the U.S.; L.A. reports Mexicans allow chickens and goats to roam neighborhoods; and, now we have Muslim goat sacrifices escaping in NJ. Do we still swallow the mandate that we accept and celebrate diversity? Not me!

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:17pm

      I once took a flight from Nantucket to Fall River, AND it had more dogs on board than people! The pilot was a bit pissed, but asked if we minded! We didn’t! And, the dogs, which fly all the time, were well behaved! (Sure beats a LONG ferry ride!)

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  • DMSNC
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:01pm

    Its yet another ‘sacrifice’ in Islam – Eid al-Adha is about now 70 days after Ramadan – bet they are really upset they won’t get to kill the poor things and the goats will get to live on; I’m pretty sure if you ligit reasons, someone would be looking for them. Some muslim probably beating his wife and daughter forgot and left the back gate open.

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  • texasfarmer
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:59pm

    Get ready for camel license plates.

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:00pm

      I was driving down a dirt road in Virginia, minding my own business, doing a delivery, a few years ago (in a BIG truck)! Something caught my eye and I turned to look out the side window. Following me, looking IN my window at eye level, was a GIRAFFE! I thought it BEST not to mention this to anyone!

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  • Islesfordian
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:52pm

    They were just kidding around.

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  • Nocoincidence
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:45pm

    Perhaps Capital One could use a chorus??

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  • rlo
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:44pm

    wow goats in Paterson NJ??? lol I’m from the area

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    • and to the republic
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pm

      how does it feel to have the area where you live described as “rough and gritty”

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    • rlo
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:59pm

      lol it’s the truth. I‘m not proud of it but Paterson has it’s share of gangs, poverty and more then 50% of the families are on some form of government assistance. What more can you expect from a liberal ran city??? Luckily my parents taught me that rewards come from hard work. That‘s why I’m not in a gang, or in poverty and not on government assistance.

      Also Paterson has a big “middle eastern/ Muslim” population… but not in the area the goats were found.

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  • swampbuck
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:44pm

    Actually that is a herd of Goats not pack..lmao

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  • swampbuck
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:43pm

    Thought about getting a pack of goats to put on my property in TN… Milk and meat what more could you want..

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    • and to the republic
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:00pm

      a side of taters, maybe some pie, and how bout a girlfriend that looks like Daisy Dukes?

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    • Stegall TX
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pm

      Don’t forget they also keep your grass cropped and the weeds down pretty short as well. I’ve seen a few folks around keep a goat or a sheep around for weed control. Then, at the end of the growing season, you eat the lawn mower.

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  • bkeely
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:40pm

    As my momma use to say…”don’t let them get your goat”
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    Heirloom Seeds, ‘How God plants His garden’

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  • neiman1
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:36pm

    Having goats is worthy of arrest and a $5000 dollar fine? People in the city know food comes from a grocery store. How dare someone raise their own.

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  • Showtime
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:35pm

    Did I put “tt” in Paterson? Sorry.

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    • and to the republic
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:37pm

      yep, and you dint capatalize the J in Jersey. Geez, what the hec is this site coming to.

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    • bikerr
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:40pm

      @ Showtime–Careful where you put your“ tt”s.LOL?

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    • Showtime
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:43pm

      @And to the Republic ~
      Well, strap my legs!
      I’ll run ten miles to make up for it.

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    • Showtime
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:46pm

      @And to the Republic ~
      “yep, and you dint capatalize the J in Jersey. Geez, what the hec is this site coming to.”
      ~~~~~~~~
      I “dint?”
      (I needed that laugh. Thanks.)

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    • Showtime
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:15pm

      @bikerr
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:40pm
      @ Showtime–Careful where you put your“ tt”s.LOL?
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      You have to be a guy! (Yeah, I laughed, too.)

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:20pm

      SHOWTIME & BIKER — I drive by a local dairy farm, with a sign “The Udder Place”, near Amelia, VA! Clearly a guy farm!

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  • APatriotFirst
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:34pm

    Wonder if area was checked for a wrecked car/truck or anything. And goats got lose.

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    • felina g
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:10pm

      Need some of that “Progressive Insurance.”

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:10pm

      Probably more like an unlocked basement door! Or, an open backyard fence!

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  • cheezwhiz
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:33pm

    Paterson NJ..thats the islamic part of the state , right ?
    So how come these goats are alive ? They should have been slaughtered in a mosk by now ..

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    • Lucy Larue
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:04pm

      Yes Cheezewhiz, It is the muslim part of N. J.. Believe me, they were not for an EASTER meal. Just asl Congressman Pascrelle(UGH). He was against the King Hearings. That’s his district.

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  • and to the republic
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:32pm

    baaaaaad goat, baaaaaaaad goat…..

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  • Showtime
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:32pm

    Of all places for baby goats — Patterson, New jersey!

    Am glad they have been rescued.

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    • RepubliCorp
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:52pm

      They are cute…….

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    • Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:03pm

      Good thing they did get rescued, that was too close by far.

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:09pm

      Calves are cute, too–and I love beef! Little chicks are cute, too–and I love chicken! When they get a little bigger and make their way to market, it’s not so cute, which is why we bless our food! P.S. We have a blue heron in the neighborhood (city) that has cleaned out EVERY Coy Pond in the area! He must figure it is like shooting fish in a barrel! He is SO OUT OF PLACE, perched on the roof of a house next door!

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    • CanteenBoy
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:46pm

      On the farm where I’m a flyfishing guide, pesky herons get lead poisoning.

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  • bikerr
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:32pm

    Chief Animal Control Officer John DeCando tells The Record newspaper that a woman called Paterson police after nearly hitting the herd with her car at 2:30 a.m. Thursday. Sorry but, A group of goats is called a tribe.

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    • BetterDays
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:08pm

      Funny, so are groups of muslims.

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 8:03pm

      If all the tribes of goats got together with BIG BILLY, would it be a Caliphate?

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  • gramma b
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:30pm

    Oh, gad. Just like the Third World. Goats running loose in city streets.

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  • avenger
    Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:30pm

    look for the nearest muslim family…

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:35pm

      Wait for the CAIR to get involved and call the Animal Control Officers to be
      “bigoats”….
      then we’ll know :D

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    • Psychosis
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:46pm

      DINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      (required lower-case )

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    • cheezwhiz
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:56pm

      What Were Five Baby Goats Doing Wandering the Rough & Gritty Streets of Paterson NJ?
      ————-
      They escaped the local imam ‘s boudoir

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    • yippyio
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:05pm

      There is an big Arabic section in Paterson.

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    • midnight1111
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:16pm

      Paterson, NJ is populated with muslims. I remember on 9/11 they were film dancing in the streets over the attack on the World Trade tower……the place is filled of scum

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    • El Paco
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:21pm

      Actually, Patterson does have a large hindu population. I lived there for 6 months with a Super intentenant that had chickens in his basement. Also heard of a wild turkey running the streets. This doesn’t surprise me in the least!

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    • pappy
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:31pm

      @ CHEEZWHIZ…. If you’re not a stand up comedian, you’ve missed your calling. I really need to remember to not drink coffee while reading your posted messages….

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    • Creestof
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 6:36pm

      @Avenger
      Yep, some “religion of peace” dudes harem.

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    • Salamander
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:51pm

      Yeah, It’s where young muslim boys gets to experience their first beheading–a right of passage (I believe it’s during a Fall festival)! I’m a Christian–we don’t tack people on a cross for Easter–although we do put babies in a manger for Christmas! Let’s not even go to the early English practice of “To be hanged, drawn and quartered was from 1351 a penalty in England for men convicted of high treason, … ‘ from Wiki! Gosh, I don‘t mind following Beck’s suggestion that we look back to the beginnings of our country, The Declaration and The Constitution, but I‘m glad he doesn’t try and take us back to our earlier English (and other) ancestry! Ain’t it GREAT living in the nuclear age?

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    • 13th Imam
      Posted on March 31, 2011 at 7:57pm

      To get to the other side?

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    • restorehope
      Posted on April 1, 2011 at 12:18am

      Lucky little lambs. Like to think that one of the runaways is called Sue.

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    • litrex
      Posted on April 1, 2011 at 1:32pm

      yes, right, and they will be celebrating an EASTER meal? hmmmmmm

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