Geraldo Details Graphic TSA Experience: ‘I Got Manually Raped by a Guy Who…Was Getting Off on it’
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On the heels of an 18-month-old girl getting kicked off a plane for appearing on the Transportation Security Administration’s no-fly list, Fox News host Geraldo Rivera shared his own TSA experience where he claimed he “got manually raped by a guy” who was “getting off on it.”
“I was on the no-fly list,“ Rivera told the ”Fox and Friends” hosts Friday. “For a long time when they first computerized the no-fly list, I would get my boarding pass and it would have three ‘S’s.”
He said every time he flew he would be “shuffled off” for additional screening and questioning until he started complaining about it on television.
“After enough kicking and screaming and embarrassing, embarrassment to the TSA of their utter incompetence in terms of managing this program – they talked about glitches in the computer program – at some point, they finally got it together,” he said of getting his name removed from the list.
But Rivera‘s TSA woes weren’t over: “I tell you the last time I flew to Afghanistan I got manually raped by a guy who – the scanner wasn’t working.”
“He wanted to make sure…” host Steve Doocy offered.
“But making sure is one thing,” Rivera said. “This guy, it seemed to me, was getting off on it, I — ”
“Oh my gosh,” host Gretchen Carlson laughed.
“ — and the more and the tighter I got and the angrier I got,” said Rivera. “He just wanted to be a little more intimate.”
Watch the clip below, via Mediaite:
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Comments (131)
BeingThere
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:29amSorry, but I just have so many questions!!! Geraldo, if the rape was “automatic” rather than manual, would that be acceptable to you? :-)
Report Post »ProbIemSoIver
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:14pmFrisking Geraldo ensures I will be safe from a suicide bomber in my local mall and grocery store.
Makes sense, right?
Oh, I am so scared of the Muslim boogieman. Frisk everybody !!!!!
Report Post »AZRACISTBIGOT
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:05pmGeraldo, Was it as good for you as it was for him???
Report Post »Inquirin minds want to know :-)
Baddoggy
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:05pmGeraldo…Could not have happened to a bigger jerk…YOU! I hate the TSA but I am glad they had theri way with you…makes me smile.
Report Post »Godfather.1
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:23pmWhat’s funny is that if this was under Bush, none of you would have a problem with it, or at least you wouldn’t say anything.
Remember all of Bush’s warrantless wiretaps that all conservatives had no problem with?
This is not defending things the TSA does, it is just pointing out that you are all a bunch of hypocrites.
Report Post »poorrichard09
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 2:27pmGeraldo must need a ratings boost (assuming he HAS ratings).
Report Post »ProbIemSoIver
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 2:27pm@Godfather1
You claim that I am a hypocrite and have no evidence to substantiate that.
I have evidence that you falsely assume and generalize.
I am a libertarian and loathed the Bushes nearly as much as their family relative Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ldZS9PL9KE
You need to understand that you have been brainwashed. This 3 minute video will help erase what the global banksters have instilled into your mindset. This also shows that the left-wingers should embrace the Constitution.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RewUP-Fdhqk
Remember that the conservatives are not the enemy of the liberals or vice-versa.
Although, communists are the enemy of the capitalists.
The Banksters have indoctrinated the left to help them to carry out their global agenda.
Report Post »These are the people that the liberals should focus their anger at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlCs7u1ihws
NeoFan
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 3:09pmSo if its a 90 pound women like Michelle Malkin Geraldo says he will spit in her face but when it come to a male TSM agent he loses his will to become violent.
Report Post »After the Malkin incident Orielly kicked her off the show and kept Geraldo. Go Figure.
Nice to see Gerry Rivers getting some of the treatment he champions for the common man.
johnjamison
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 3:33pmAnd he can’t wait to fly back for seconds.
Report Post »lukerw
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 4:26pmHe is such a Liberal A$$! It’s all good when it happens to others… but he is of the Elite, so in this case it is Bad!
Report Post »muffythetuffy
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 5:41pmThree Ss (SSS) They Place Three Ss On My Ticket Too
I use to have a Top Secret Clearance not that long ago so the only thing that could give me SSS would be my NRA membership and gun ownership. Hmmm. Sometimes the TSA really squeeze your balls hard and it hurts.
Report Post »muffythetuffy
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 5:44pmTSA has been making money by offering jobs to Pedophiles, Sex Offenders, and ex-Cons. The TSA workers actually pay TSA to work. Its a good thing Homeland Security has arrested those Amish Dairy Farmers who were selling fresh milk.
Report Post »silentwatcher
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:14pmI stopped flying years ago. I won’t fly again until the mess gets cleaned up.
Report Post »Nvrat
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:22pmHeck, Geradildo most likely would go back for a second pass!
Report Post »sURFNmADNESS
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:27am(in best fat b@stard voice).
But Geraldo, you’re just so dam sexxy!
Report Post »scuba13
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:28pmSomebody find out if John Travolta was the T.S.A. screener that felt up Geraldo.
Report Post »BeingThere
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:26amIf this happened to Chris Matthews he would feel a tingle up his leg? Come on Geraldo, admit it, it moved, right? :-)
Report Post »flsnipe
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:22amNo news here, Geraldo just trying to stay relevant He is a has been Go to MSNBC every one who goes through a TSA screening Knows its a Farce.
Report Post »BeingThere
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:14amGeraldo, due to your celebrity status I really think you should have Janetalia Napolitano’s personal attention and service when getting your pat down. I’m going to write my representatives about this, it’s just not right!
Report Post »cassandra
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:09amget use to it if we allow the TSA to be run by the government
Report Post »BeingThere
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:06amGee Geraldo, see what happens when you don’t protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America? When you support the most un-American traitor we’ve ever had in the white house???? Enjoy, it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!!! LO effin’ L.
Report Post »Mandors
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:04amWe‘re trusting our national security to people who couldn’t get hired at Denny’s.
Report Post »chips1
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:53amWhat do you mean they couldn’t be hired by Dennys? He was “Grand Slammed”, wasn’t he?
Report Post »Lost in liberalland
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 6:05pmLMAO,,, he said grand slamned….lol
Report Post »Mutiny
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:03amWhat is Romney’s stance on the TSA?
Report Post »chips1
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:56amLegs apart and hands on the wall.
Report Post »ProbIemSoIver
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:09pmHere is romney’s stance on the NDAA:
Report Post »http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaIJSICjPos
justangry
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:55pm@Mutiny… At least he doesn’t eat dog. :)
Report Post »Rational Man
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:57amI think this was more Gerry’s fantasy than the TSA guy…………..
Gerry is an infamous exagerater.
Report Post »Hoppy
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:53amGetting the hots for Geraldo is about the most perverse thing I can think of.
Report Post »cookcountypatriot
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:52amhes just mad because the number the guy gave him is a fake…he loved it
Report Post »Ruckus_Tom
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:52amThe Fourth Amendment; do away with the TSA; and start profiling.
Report Post »banjarmon
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:49pmWell SAID!!!!
Report Post »Baddoggy
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:07pmDing ding ding we have a winner! You are correct sir!
Report Post »Ramv36
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 8:04pmAt the very least, bring in the Israelis to train them. They know a bit about preventing terrorism on their flights.
Report Post »A GREAT idea I’ve heard proposed is to give TSA hiring preference to returning Iraq/Afghan veteran soldiers. They’re already specially trained, tested, and experienced at spotting the suspicious behavior that precedes an attack (they had to for survival!).
This would hopefully lend the TSA at least some credibility and respect, AND would go a long way toward reducing the number of unemployed veterans. Why would we spend millions on their training and skilllsets, put them in harms way, then bring them home and say “Good luck!”? They are a valuable resource that deserves utilization, and I think that would be a perfect way to do it!
AxelPhantom
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:46amApparently they haven’t heard the proclaimation of the great one “the war on terror is over”…. we don’t need the TSA anymore.
Report Post »justangry
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:56amLOL, you know it was never meant to catch terrorists.
Report Post »Hrothgar
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:44amMaybe the agent thought Geraldo was smuggling a summer sausage in his pants?
Report Post »The_Jerk
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:39amTruth be told, Geraldo the progressive loved every minute.
Report Post »TheEDGE
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:07pmThe agent must have been white or something other than “Latino”. If the agent‘s name were Juan or Felipe we’d have heard nothing about this.
Report Post »urrybr
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:35amWhat would the TSA do if, while getting felt up, you started acting like it was turning you on, and you started to giggle and moan. It’s almost tempting to turn the tables on these Robo-cops.
Report Post »SWODADDY
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:55amI’ve thought the same thing, but it would probably delay you even more.
I want to tell them that I’m a recovering homosexual and need the opposite sex to give me the pat down for fear of a relapse.
Report Post »MEANS2RESIST
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:41amWhy there hasn’t been more TSA agents with smashed faces is beyond me.
Why the sheep continue to pay outreageous fees to fly is beyond me.
Why a private firm has not come in with a better, more cost effective plan is beyond me.
Michael “Skeletor” Chertoff from the Bush admin & many in the current admin have shares in the body scanner & security business.
Boycott flying, hit the airlines with protests for six months, refuse to fly, cause them to lose revenue and you’ll see the TSA get disbanded.
Report Post »Snowleopard {gallery of cat folks}
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:32amOne more reason to dispose of the TSA across the board.
Report Post »Iron_Dawg
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:29amLet’s re-privatize the TSA so it can be safety can be economical and so we can FIRE the dead weight!
Report Post »Inlightofthings
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:29amPerhaps Geraldo is simply suffering from paranoid homophobia…?
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:04amFNC needs to box him up with Shep and Fedex them to MSNBC.
Report Post »Inlightofthings
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:43amI’ll pay shipping….
Report Post »TheEDGE
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:31pmGonzo- Something tells me that Shep would be more at home with San Francisco based Current TV.
Report Post »Philo Beddoe
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:26amThis is your guy obamunist increasing the TSA power in the name of security.
Report Post »All American American
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:23amFor God’s sake they advertise on PIZZA boxes! What type of applicant do you think you’re getting at TSA? Its easy to turn stupid morons into gubmint goons and jackboots.
Report Post »On The Bayou
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:23amThat Rivera sure likes to bring attention to himself!
Report Post »blaaaaackwoman
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:51amJust what I was thinking.
“ — and the more and the tighter I got and the angrier I got,” said Rivera.” Is he talking about his anal sphincter clenching up?
Report Post »TheEDGE
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:43pmRemember how after 9/11 this guy was all over television sounding like Michael Savage?
Report Post »Obama Nation
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:20amInfoWars Exposes Army Cover-up of US Re-education Camps (Video)
http://gulagbound.com/29457/infowars-exposes-army-cover-up-of-us-re-education-camps-video/
Report Post »TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:59amTake it from an old Soldier Alex Jones… when you get to the camps… don’t volunteer for anything!
If they ask you if you have a driver‘s license you’ll just end up pushing a wheelbarrow. Don’t go snipe hunting and refuse to look for a bucket of steam, prop wash or left handed monkey wrench. And DEFINATELY don’t drink or eat anything there because of the salt peter….
Report Post »justangry
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:10amYeah, I heard about that and it’s scary. There’s always that skeptism though from Prison Planet material. I mean, I’ll listen, but… I just like seeing other people talking about it before I give it much weight. Besides no one here will look at it anyway. They’ll believe teenage girls can exorcise demons from people on reality tv though.
Report Post »justangry
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:32amHey Time2… They once told me to go way below deck to look for “bulkhead” remover. I went down there and took an extra nooner. They all laughed at me, but… well I felt refreshed.
Report Post »TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:48amA “NOONER?” Lmao. Your definition and MY definition of a “nooner” is slighly different! But I get your drift… lol. It DOES however remind me of a few Navy jokes…..
Report Post »justangry
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:52pmThe only navy jokes I heard were about submariners. 100 men go down, 50 couples come back up. (sorry submariners… I don’t really think that way about you) Probably can‘t say that in today’s navy.
Report Post »TIME_2_END_THE_PAUL_CAMPAIGN_IN_12
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 2:28pmLmao!
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:20amYea Geraldo, you’re not nearly as hot as you imagine.
Report Post »CatB
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 10:35am@GONZO .. ain’t that the truth!
Report Post »justangry
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 11:28amYou don‘t dig the 70’s style porn mustasch?
Report Post »Gonzo
Posted on May 11, 2012 at 12:06pmActually, that’s the best thing about him Just! LOL
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